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The Top Ten Mitt Romney Pick-Up Lines

10. "I'll bet if you had a million dollars for every time a guy called you beautiful, you'd be one of the richest people in the world. I'm here to tell you that's possible, because I am one of the richest people in the world and yes, you are beautiful."

9. "Before you ask, yes, I'm married, but I'm Mormon, so it's cool. My wife says hello by the way."

8. "You look familiar to me. Didn't I fire you a while back for touching my hair?"

7. "Wanna get a little wild? I've got protection. I know it's late, but it won't take long. They call me Mitt the Quick."

6. "Some say I act and talk like a robot. They're partially right. In bed, I'm a machine!"

5. "I want to do to you what I plan on doing to this country..."

4. "What do I have to say or do to get you to sleep with me tonight? Just tell me. Whatever you want me to say, I'll say it. I'll be whoever you want me to be."

3. "Do you go both ways? I know I do...in every way..."

2. "Are you from Boston? Because you've got a (M)ass I'd like to 'chu'...and...'setts'. Wait...yeah, I think that's right."

1. (drum roll) "I'd really love to get to know you better. Actually, I don't think I want to get to know you. Wait, I would really like to get to know you. No, I wouldn't. Yes, I would. No, I wouldn't. You know?"
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