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Book(s) Update

Well, as I mentioned on Friday, proof copies of my two books The Kind-Hearted Smartass - Volume 2: The Wisecracks Continue (Uncensored Version) and The Kind-Hearted Smart Aleck - Volume 2: The Wisecracks Continue (Censored Version) should arrive here between Wednesday and Saturday, I'm guessing. So, as long as I'm satisfied with the quality of the products, they should become available for purchase by early next week.

My proofreader was able to read through the third book I'll be releasing this year, entitled, LOL at the GOP - Volume 4: Guns, Jesus, Corporations, and Fetuses. I've fixed the errors she discovered and will be working on the book's cover today. I already have an idea in mind for it, so hopefully it won't take me too terribly long, and this book could potentially become available in as early as a week and a half to two weeks.

I've yet to hear if my proofreader has read much of my fourth upcoming book - LOL at the GOP - Volume 5: You Can't Spell "Forgot To Take Their Crazy Pills" Without "Tea Party." I'm having trouble coming up with a cover idea for this book, but will come up with something one of these days.

I'm still undecided whether to release the two LOL at the GOP books together or separate. I suppose that may partially depend on how soon I can get the first two books out, how quickly I can complete the cover for the third book, and how quickly my proofreader can finish reading the fourth.

Well, that's all I have to share for the time being. I typically update readers on these matters on Mondays, but have a feeling I'll be updating you sooner than that, due to everything that's bound to happen in the coming week. Stay tuned...
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