The Kind-Hearted Smart Aleck

Here's the URL to my Facebook business page. I update it fairly regularly, but still haven't put forth a great deal of effort yet in researching matters and attempting to make the most out of it. In any case, it can be perused here: http://www.facebook.com/AuthorCraigRozniecki?ref=hl Up next is my Twitter page. I'm still not 100% certain what I'm doing on there yet, but feel I'm gradually getting the hang of it and am up to 52,515 followers. I update it daily with many of my own tweets, but also by retweeting some others'. It can be found here: https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki Lastly, here's my Tumblr page, which I've neglected quite a bit recently, but if you're at all curious, you can find it at the following link: http://www.tumblr.com/blog/rozzy81

For new readers (and regular ones, I suppose), here's some information pertaining to my books. All twelve of my books can be purchased in paperback form at the following site (and others): http://www.lulu.com/shop/search.ep?type=&keyWords=craig+rozniecki&x=7&y=5&sitesearch=lulu.com&q= The ten books I've written and released in the past 4 years (yes, I've been on a roll) can be purchased for much cheaper in Kindle form at the following link: http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_i_0_22?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=craig%20rozniecki%20kindle&sprefix=craig+rozniecki+kindle%2Caps%2C228&rh=i%3Aaps%2Ck%3Acraig%20rozniecki%20kindle

We're rapidly closing in on bowl season in the world of college football, so as we ask around this time every year, "How do the Power 5 conferences compare to one another? Is one superior to the other four?" While the SEC has been seen in the eyes of many as the best conference in recent years, with the Pac-12 being the runner-up, these same individuals have claimed that the SEC has played second fiddle to the Big Ten this year. So is that the case? Let's look at the numbers... ACC Bowl eligible teams: 11 of 14 (78.6%) Record vs. Power 5 (and Notre Dame): 12-8 (.600) 12 wins 6 home and 6 away games ACC teams: 97-47 (.653) ACC opponents: 71-72 (.497) Difference: +0.156 Combined score: 432-260 (average of 36.0 - 21.7 = +14.3) 8 losses 4 home and 4 away games ACC teams: 48-36 (.571) ACC opponents: 49-46 (.516) Difference: +0.055 Combined score: 223-312 (average of 27.9 - 39.0 = -11.9) Overall 10 home and 10 away games ACC teams: 145-83 (.636) ACC ...

While I was out of town, I managed to have a little fun with the trending hashtag #TrumpInauguralBands on Twitter. Here are my posts, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be read here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki): 1) The Orange Man Group #TrumpInauguralBands 163 Likes, 44 Retweets 2) Sir Lie-a-Lot #TrumpInauguralBands 126 Likes, 38 Retweets 3) System of a Clown #TrumpInauguralBands 115 Likes, 34 Retweets 4) The Village Sheeple #TrumpInauguralBands 63 Likes, 14 Retweets 4) The Jackass 5 #TrumpInauguralBands 64 Likes, 13 Retweets 6) Mr. Bigly #TrumpInauguralBands 49 Likes, 8 Retweets 7) Limp Dipsh*t #TrumpInauguralBands 42 Likes, 10 Retweets 8) No Nickels Back #TrumpInauguralBands 38 Likes, 10 Retweets 9) Neverclear #TrumpInauguralBands 35 Likes, 11 Retweets 10) Malice 'N' Chains #TrumpInauguralBands 26 Likes, 6 Retweets 11) Don & The Family Loan #TrumpInauguralBands 23 Likes, 4 Retweets 12) Lazy ...

Just before I hung out with the fam over Thanksgiving, I had some fun with the trending hashtag #TrumpYourThanksgiving on Twitter. Here are my posts, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my posts can be read here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki): 1) "This should be called Trumpsgiving, because I stuffed people's faces full of stuff until they shut their minds off." #TrumpYourThanksgiving 155 Likes, 33 Retweets 2) "Let's vote on who says grace. We'll start with me. Okay, just one? Really? Well, I win, because Electoral College." #TrumpYourThanksgiving 75 Likes, 21 Retweets 3) "Black Friday is racist! What'd happen if we called it White Friday or Orange Friday for yours truly? Disaster." #TrumpYourThanksgiving 71 Likes, 19 Retweets 4) "Happy Thankstaking everyone! Giving sucks! Let's make America take again!" #TrumpYourThanksgiving 32 Likes, 9 Retweets 5) "Let's go around & say what...

Before I ventured away for the Thanksgiving weekend, I had some fun with the trending hashtag #TrumpAltRightFilms on Twitter. Here are my posts, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be seen here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki ): 1) I Know What You Tweeted Last Summer At Three In The Morning #TrumpAltRightFilms 531 Likes, 139 Retweets 2) Pretty Woman, But Not a 10 #TrumpAltRightFilms 438 Likes, 118 Retweets 3) Idiocracy (no change needed) #TrumpAltRightFilms 192 Likes, 41 Retweets 4) The Bad, The Worse, and The Bigly Worst #TrumpAltRightFilms 144 Likes, 44 Retweets 5) Lie Hard: With Repetition #TrumpAltRightFilms 139 Likes, 45 Retweets 6) Edward Littlehands #TrumpAltRightFilms 120 Likes, 35 Retweets 7) 10 Things He Hates About Reality #TrumpAltRightFilms 98 Likes, 23 Retweets 8) The Bigly Lewandowski #TrumpAltRightFilms 94 Likes, 23 Retweets 9) One Belongs in the Cuckoo's Nest #TrumpAltRightFilms 88 Likes, 23 Retweet...

Due to a #TrumpInauguralBands tweet I posted, I got mentioned on the Huffington Post , which can be seen here: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/donald-trump-twitter-inaugural-band_us_5837e72ae4b000af95ee0303

As Thursday is Thanksgiving and I'll be spending a great deal of time with friends and family over the next few days and will be unable to write much, I thought I'd wish all my readers/listeners/followers a very Happy Thanksgiving! I hope you are all able to travel safely, share several smiles and laughs with loved ones, avoid political debate at the dinner table, and see a light at the end of the tunnel as you reflect and realize for what all you're thankful. Have a great weekend! Take care.

Here's the URL to my Facebook business page. I update it fairly regularly, but still haven't put forth a great deal of effort yet in researching matters and attempting to make the most out of it. In any case, it can be perused here: http://www.facebook.com/AuthorCraigRozniecki?ref=hl Up next is my Twitter page. I'm still not 100% certain what I'm doing on there yet, but feel I'm gradually getting the hang of it and am up to 52,117 followers. I update it daily with many of my own tweets, but also by retweeting some others'. It can be found here: https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki Lastly, here's my Tumblr page, which I've neglected quite a bit recently, but if you're at all curious, you can find it at the following link: http://www.tumblr.com/blog/rozzy81

For new readers (and regular ones, I suppose), here's some information pertaining to my books. All twelve of my books can be purchased in paperback form at the following site (and others): http://www.lulu.com/shop/search.ep?type=&keyWords=craig+rozniecki&x=7&y=5&sitesearch=lulu.com&q= The ten books I've written and released in the past 4 years (yes, I've been on a roll) can be purchased for much cheaper in Kindle form at the following link: http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_i_0_22?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=craig%20rozniecki%20kindle&sprefix=craig+rozniecki+kindle%2Caps%2C228&rh=i%3Aaps%2Ck%3Acraig%20rozniecki%20kindle

I'm sad to report that my co-host Tracy Fort was recently injured in an accident. She'll be okay, but it's unknown at this time when she (and I) will be able to next bring you an episode of our show. We'll be certain to update our followers/listeners when we learn more, but at this time, just ask for your thoughts/prayers. In the meantime, you can check out our previous episodes at this link -  http://www.blogtalkradio.com/thetracyfortshow . You can also keep up-to-date on things via our Twitter pages -  https://twitter.com/TracyFortShow  and  https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki

I had a bit of fun with the trending hashtags #LessNoteworthyMovies and #FarmingPickupLines over the past couple of days. Here are my posts, ordered from the most to the least popular (no, my followers don't appear to be yuge movie buffs, and you can check out all my tweets here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki): 1) "I know what you're thinking - 'Is that his needle in a haystack or is he just happy to see me?' The answer? Both." #FarmingPickupLines 30 Likes, 5 Retweets 2) The Fashion of the Christ #LessNoteworthyMovies 24 Likes, 7 Retweets 3) The Exercisist #LessNoteworthyMovies 13 Likes, 4 Retweets 4) Honey, the Cold Water Shrunk My Dick #LessNoteworthyMovies 13 Likes, 2 Retweets 5) Hamsters On a Plane #LessNoteworthyMovies 10 Likes, 0 Retweets 6) Rambo Goes Rollerblading #LessNoteworthyMovies 7 Likes, 2 Retweets 7) The Man-Curious Candidate #LessNoteworthyMovies 6 Likes, 2 Retweets 7) Friday the 18th #LessNoteworthyMovies ...

There's been a great deal of debate about the Electoral College since Donald Trump's victory last Tuesday night, for while he exceeded the necessary 270 electoral votes to win the presidency, he currently trails Hillary Clinton in the popular vote by over 1.3 million. Electoral College defenders continually say that the current system makes things more fair for the smaller, less populated states, as it prevents the larger states from having too great an influence on the results. Going through the math, I can say, without any hesitation, that's complete hogwash. Let's first take a look at the population and electoral vote count of all 50 states (as well as D.C.), and then showcase how many people one electoral vote represents. 1) California: 38,332,521, 55 EVs, 1 EV per 696,955 people 2) Texas: 26,448,193, 38 EVs, 1 EV per 696,005 3) New York: 19,651,127, 29 EVs, 1 EV per 677,625 4) Florida: 19,552,860, 29 EVs, 1 EV per 674,237 5) Illinois: 12,882,135, 20 EVs,...

I had some fun with the trending hashtags #PresidentTrumps1stTantrum and #TrumpNarratesPlanetEarth on Twitter over the past couple days. Here are my posts, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be seen here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki ): 1) The white hood and robe he ordered for Inauguration Day doesn't fit #PresidentTrumps1stTantrum 330 Likes, 140 Retweets 2) He accidentally deports Melania #PresidentTrumps1stTantrum 243 Likes, 98 Retweets 3) A leaked video catches Ivanka saying, "If he weren't my father, I still wouldn't date him." #PresidentTrumps1stTantrum 241 Likes, 99 Retweets 4) The ghosts of Lincoln and Reagan make a bet on who can make him lose it first #PresidentTrumps1stTantrum 117 Likes, 35 Retweets 5) David Duke turned down his Facebook friend request #PresidentTrumps1stTantrum 88 Likes, 28 Retweets 6) "Earth is like a bigly planet, people. It's got a lot of blue and green stuff. It's...

I had a bit of fun with the trending hashtags #NewTrumpCabinetPositions and #TrumpsFirstOrder on Twitter over the past week. Here are my posts, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be viewed here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki ): 1) Department of Extramarital Affairs #NewTrumpCabinetPositions 306 Likes, 132 Retweets 2) To have the Constitution read to him for the first time #TrumpsFirstOrder 283 Likes, 96 Retweets 2) Department of No, He Didn't Say That. Oh, You Have Video? That Was His Stunt Double. #NewTrumpCabinetPositions 286 Likes, 93 Retweets 4) Department of P*ssy Grabbing #NewTrumpCabinetPositions 208 Likes, 93 Retweets 5) Secretary of Spray Tanning #NewTrumpCabinetPositions 178 Likes, 62 Retweets 6) Environmental Destruction Agency #NewTrumpCabinetPositions 137 Likes, 89 Retweets 7) Department of Gropery #NewTrumpCabinetPositions 157 Likes, 67 Retweets 8) Department of Wrong, Wrong, Wrong #NewTrumpCabinetPositio...

What is it with NFL stars making political protests and then acknowledging they didn't vote in the election? San Francisco 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick, who's been protesting the ill treatment of minorities during the National Anthem since the pre-season, recently made it known he didn't vote for either Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump in last Tuesday's election. Tampa Bay Buccaneers receiver Mike Evans sat during the anthem this past Sunday in protest of Donald Trump's election. What did he do on election day? Not a damn thing. I'm all for peaceful protests, but if all people do is talk and not vote, then as far as I see it, their talk means nothing. Look, I'm as disappointed as anybody that Donald Trump won the election last week, but I at least went out and voted and tried to back my talk with action. If those who voted for Gary Johnson, Jill Stein, Donald Trump (thinking he had no chance at winning), or didn't vote at all, are upset about Dona...

Here's the URL to my Facebook business page. I update it fairly regularly, but still haven't put forth a great deal of effort yet in researching matters and attempting to make the most out of it. In any case, it can be perused here: http://www.facebook.com/AuthorCraigRozniecki?ref=hl Up next is my Twitter page. I'm still not 100% certain what I'm doing on there yet, but feel I'm gradually getting the hang of it and am up to 51,358 followers. I update it daily with many of my own tweets, but also by retweeting some others'. It can be found here: https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki Lastly, here's my Tumblr page, which I've neglected quite a bit recently, but if you're at all curious, you can find it at the following link: http://www.tumblr.com/blog/rozzy81

For new readers (and regular ones, I suppose), here's some information pertaining to my books. All twelve of my books can be purchased in paperback form at the following site (and others): http://www.lulu.com/shop/search.ep?type=&keyWords=craig+rozniecki&x=7&y=5&sitesearch=lulu.com&q= The ten books I've written and released in the past 4 years (yes, I've been on a roll) can be purchased for much cheaper in Kindle form at the following link: http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_i_0_22?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=craig%20rozniecki%20kindle&sprefix=craig+rozniecki+kindle%2Caps%2C228&rh=i%3Aaps%2Ck%3Acraig%20rozniecki%20kindle

In response to the numerous protests at the expense of Donald Trump winning the presidential election on Tuesday night, I've heard Trump supporters continually utter the following remarks: - "He won. Get over it." - "What are you protesting? Democracy?" - "You don't see Obama or Clinton protesting now, do you?" So why is it that many Americans are having such trouble coming to grips that Donald Trump won our country's presidential election and are protesting as a result? A great number of Trump supporters have hailed their candidate's victory as the ultimate slap in the face to the political system and establishment politics, but fail to realize it's the ultimate slap in the face to so many others. Donald Trump's victory is a slap in the face to our men and women in uniform, including POWs. Donald Trump's victory is a slap in the face to our mothers, daughters, women all over. Donald Trump's victory is a slap i...

Carolina Panthers quarterback Cam Newton has received a great deal of heat from the press in recent weeks after he claimed he no longer feels safe while in the pocket and isn't having fun anymore. Well, I'm here to say Newton, like all other dual-threat quarterbacks, has a point. While I agree with many of these same critics that the NFL has gotten too protective of quarterbacks overall, dual-threat quarterbacks like Newton tend to be treated differently than traditional drop-back passers by officiating crews, and that's not right. I think this is largely due to many people, officials included, seeing quarterbacks like Newton as running backs behind center as opposed to actual quarterbacks. This shouldn't be the case, though. When a quarterback's behind the line-of-scrimmage, regardless if he has the speed of Michael Vick or Tom Brady, if he's hit in a manner which violates a league rule, the defense should be penalized. Newton might be bigger and quicker than m...

As readers know, I've been a defender of Colin Kaepernick's sideline National Anthem protests, for whether or not I agree with the message of a protester, so long as he or she is doing so peacefully, I believe in their right to protest. Having said that, though, the San Francisco 49ers quarterback lost a lot of credibility with me over the past week. While continuing to protest police brutality at the expense of blacks and the inequalities facing minority communities, Kaepernick didn't vote this past Tuesday. The 49ers QB may not have liked a few of the things Hillary Clinton said in the past, yet she was willing to meet with Black Lives Matter activists, talked about this country needing police and prison reform, and acknowledged the issues which Kaepernick were protesting were indeed legitimate. On the other side of the aisle was Donald Trump, a man who often referred to African-Americans as "the blacks;" pointed toward such an individual at a rally by saying, ...

So long as there aren't any major shifts in the states which have yet to be officially projected, it appears as though Republican nominee Donald Trump will end up with 306 electoral votes, compared to Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton's 232. Clinton leads in the popular vote, however, as she currently has 60,981,l18 votes, compared to 60,350,241 for Trump - over a 600,000 vote difference. With most of the remaining uncounted votes being in the blue states of New York, Washington, and California, it's predicted that Clinton will wind up with at least 2 million more votes than her opponent. If we made the Electoral College proportional, the results would currently be as follows: AK (3): Trump - 52.9%, Clinton - 37.7% (DT - 1.59 , HRC - 1.13) ID (4): Trump - 59.2%, Clinton - 27.6% (DT - 2.37, HRC - 1.10) MT (3): Trump - 56.5%, Clinton - 36.0% (DT - 1.70, HRC - 1.08) ND (3): Trump - 64.1%, Clinton - 27.8% (DT - 1.92, HRC - 0.83) WI (10): Trump - 47.9%, Clinton - 46.9...

We're four days removed from the election, so as is often the case for the losing party, many progressives and Democrats alike are playing the blame game and asking the what ifs. Some are blaming FBI director James Comey. Others are blaming Bernie Sanders. Many are blaming Sanders' die-hard supporters. I can understand the disappointment and frustration. Trust me, I feel similarly. But while it's perfectly understandable to try and find a scapegoat for the disappointing results, we have to acknowledge the fact that there's plenty of blame to go around. I, for one, voted for Bernie Sanders in the Ohio Democratic Primary. I feel the man is a progressive hero and was better suited electorally to win a third consecutive term for the Democrats in the White House. But Hillary Clinton won the party's nomination and I was forced to choose between her and Donald Trump for president (sorry, but I wasn't going to waste my vote on either Jill Stein or Gary Johnson). To me,...

I got into an interesting yet frustrating discussion the other night regarding the election. I was joined by two fellow "younger" progressives, as well as two more middle-aged conservatives. The two conservatives were "excited" about Donald Trump's election, while the three progressives often provided a WTF look in response to their seeming giddiness. Opinions were flung around faster than you can say "o-face," voices were raised, interruptions were frequent, and it came to the point where I felt the need to raise my hand so I could be called upon to speak. When I finally got my chance to talk, interruptions and denials were fast and frequent, before I finally spoke up about these rude breaks in my responses, and heard, "I'm/We're listening." This, of course, wasn't the case, and I feel is a key factor in our country's seemingly increasing problem of being (un)able to engage in civilized discourse with those on the other side ...

It's time we finally admit it - the United States of America is not a democracy. Sure, we may often like to brag about how we're the freest country in the world, that it's our duty to help spread our democratic principles to other parts of the globe, and even that we're the greatest country in recorded history. Unfortunately, our actions don't validate these words. A democracy is a "government by the people; a form of government in which the supreme power is vested in the people and exercised directly by them or by their elected agents under a free electoral system." Yet we continue to make it more difficult for certain demographics to vote on election day, we refuse to acknowledge the day as a national holiday (or at least hold it during the weekend), and at the end of the day, it's not a guarantee that the candidate with the most votes will be rewarded the presidency. Let's take this past election as a prime example. In this country, there ...

Ever since it became apparent Donald Trump was going to be our next president, I've been going through a series of emotions: Sadness, anger, guilt, a fighter's mentality, a screw-it mindset, and back to sadness. I keep trying to find a silver-lining to Tuesday night's results, yet every time I do, I'm greeted with a heart-breaking story about how Trump's America could look tomorrow, let alone in 4 or 8 years. There's no other way to put it - when Donald Trump won on Tuesday night, America lost. We're now seen as a joke around the world (excluding Russia), and unfortunately, this joke is no laughing matter. Donald Trump is a showman first, a businessman second, and a politician last. Yes, that was a major charm to many of his supporters, but let's take off the blinders for a moment. Would we want a person with no construction experience to build our home? Would we want a man without any doctoral experience to be our surgeon? Would we want a woman withou...

In light of last night's election results, Tracy Fort & I have decided to air an early episode of The Tracy & Craig Show  today. You can check it out at the link below between 2 and 4 pm EST: http://www.blogtalkradio.com/thetracyfortshow/2016/11/09/post-election-special-tracy-craig-discuss-the-day-after

Here's the URL to my Facebook business page. I update it fairly regularly, but still haven't put forth a great deal of effort yet in researching matters and attempting to make the most out of it. In any case, it can be perused here: http://www.facebook.com/AuthorCraigRozniecki?ref=hl Up next is my Twitter page. I'm still not 100% certain what I'm doing on there yet, but feel I'm gradually getting the hang of it and am up to 51,005 followers. I update it daily with many of my own tweets, but also by retweeting some others'. It can be found here: https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki Lastly, here's my Tumblr page, which I've neglected quite a bit recently, but if you're at all curious, you can find it at the following link: http://www.tumblr.com/blog/rozzy81

For new readers (and regular ones, I suppose), here's some information pertaining to my books. All twelve of my books can be purchased in paperback form at the following site (and others): http://www.lulu.com/shop/search.ep?type=&keyWords=craig+rozniecki&x=7&y=5&sitesearch=lulu.com&q= The ten books I've written and released in the past 4 years (yes, I've been on a roll) can be purchased for much cheaper in Kindle form at the following link: http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_i_0_22?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=craig%20rozniecki%20kindle&sprefix=craig+rozniecki+kindle%2Caps%2C228&rh=i%3Aaps%2Ck%3Acraig%20rozniecki%20kindle

My new book, LOL at the GOP - Volume 6: Orange Is the New Crazy , has recently received four reviews. Here they are: 1)  "This book sums up Trump's run for President perfectly!! (5 out of 5 stars) First, I will say I'm Tracy Fort, Craig's partner on the Tracy and Craig Show. However, I'm capable of writing an impartial review. Craig is without a doubt one of the smartest and gifted people I know. I knew I made the right decision asking him to co-host the show. His brilliant mind is shown in his satirical writing. This book is a must buy for all political buffs. This will be a book we look back on and ask ourselves - HE really was the nominee??? In the book, the author charmed us with stories of the what if's and showed just how ridiculous Trump and the Republicans were. While satirical in humor, I just can see some of these conversations occurring. Gotta laugh to keep from crying type of thing. I can't recommend this book enough! I also suggest y...

While my co-host, Tracy Fort, is fighting a cold, she's promised me she'll be able to join me for a special Election Day episode of The Tracy & Craig Show  from 3:30 to 5:30 pm EST. To tune in to the live broadcast, simply go to this link: http://www.blogtalkradio.com/thetracyfortshow/2016/11/08/tracy-craig-bring-the-best-in-politics-news

On Election Day, which technically started 50 minutes ago, I'm selling my latest book, Orange Is the New Crazy , at 25% off, from $13.00 to $9.75, at this site -  http://www.lulu.com/shop/craig-rozniecki/lol-at-the-gop-volume-6-orange-is-the-new-crazy/paperback/product-22900064.html You can also purchase the book for $2.99 for your Kindle at this link -  https://www.amazon.com/LOL-GOP-Orange-New-Crazy-ebook/dp/B01MDPIIGU  

Life. Liberty. The pursuit of happiness. Opportunity. Diversity. Acceptance. Dreams. Second chances. Love. Tradition. Togetherness. Progression. This is America, a great but imperfect nation - a nation that continues to grow, a nation of which I'm proud to be a part. Today we have a choice on which direction we'd like to see our great nation go. Some may refuse to take part in letting their voices be heard, as they take for granted what many others lack. If we all took this choice for granted, we'd cease to be given a choice at all. The only way we can be part of a democracy is if we actively participate in a democracy. So no matter in which direction you want to see this nation go, get out there and vote. Like with this country, we have two imperfect candidates, but that's where the similarities end. With Hillary Clinton, we have the known, the familiar, the experienced. She'll continue to build upon the 73 consecutive months of job growth we've seen ...

Tomorrow's election day, so as has been the case the past couple of election cycles, here are my state-by-state predictions. 2008: 51 out of 51 (including D.C.) 2012: 50 out of 51 (Florida) Hillary Clinton (D)  (states listed from most likely to least likely victories) 1. Washington, D.C.: 3 electoral votes (3 total) 2. Vermont: 3 electoral votes (6 total) 3. Hawaii: 4 electoral votes (10 total) 4. Maryland: 10 electoral votes (20 total) 5. Delaware: 3 electoral votes (23 total) 6. Rhode Island: 4 electoral votes (27 total) 7. California: 55 electoral votes (82 total) 8. Massachusetts: 11 electoral votes (93 total) 9. New York: 29 electoral votes (122 total) 10. Illinois: 20 electoral votes (142 total) 11. Connecticut: 7 electoral votes (149 total) 12. New Jersey: 14 electoral votes (163 total) 13. Washington: 12 electoral votes (175 total) 14. Oregon: 7 electoral votes (182 total) 15. New Mexico: 5 electoral votes (187 total) 16. Virginia: 13 electoral votes (...