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#TrumpYourThanksgiving

Just before I hung out with the fam over Thanksgiving, I had some fun with the trending hashtag #TrumpYourThanksgiving on Twitter. Here are my posts, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my posts can be read here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):

1) "This should be called Trumpsgiving, because I stuffed people's faces full of stuff until they shut their minds off."
#TrumpYourThanksgiving
155 Likes, 33 Retweets

2) "Let's vote on who says grace. We'll start with me. Okay, just one? Really? Well, I win, because Electoral College."
#TrumpYourThanksgiving
75 Likes, 21 Retweets

3) "Black Friday is racist! What'd happen if we called it White Friday or Orange Friday for yours truly? Disaster."
#TrumpYourThanksgiving
71 Likes, 19 Retweets

4) "Happy Thankstaking everyone! Giving sucks! Let's make America take again!"
#TrumpYourThanksgiving
32 Likes, 9 Retweets

5) "Let's go around & say what we're all thankful for. Okay, you're all thankful for me. Let's eat, big league, people."
#TrumpYourThanksgiving
32 Likes, 7 Retweets

6) "This is weird. Remember when I said Election Day was on November 28th? I thought Thanksgiving was in March."
#TrumpYourThanksgiving
30 Likes, 7 Retweets

7) "Hey, somebody turn it to TBS. Isn't there a 24-hour 'Christmas Story' marathon starting today or something?"
#TrumpYourThanksgiving
18 Likes, 5 Retweets

8) "Specifically how do I make a Thanksgiving dinner? A little bit of this, a little bit of that, and bam, it's done."
#TrumpYourThanksgiving
14 Likes, 1 Retweet

Totals: 427 Likes, 102 Retweets (Averages of 53.4 Likes, 12.8 Retweets)

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