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#PresidentTrumps1stTantrum and #TrumpNarratesPlanetEarth

I had some fun with the trending hashtags #PresidentTrumps1stTantrum and #TrumpNarratesPlanetEarth on Twitter over the past couple days. Here are my posts, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be seen here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):

1) The white hood and robe he ordered for Inauguration Day doesn't fit
#PresidentTrumps1stTantrum
330 Likes, 140 Retweets

2) He accidentally deports Melania
#PresidentTrumps1stTantrum
243 Likes, 98 Retweets

3) A leaked video catches Ivanka saying, "If he weren't my father, I still wouldn't date him."
#PresidentTrumps1stTantrum
241 Likes, 99 Retweets

4) The ghosts of Lincoln and Reagan make a bet on who can make him lose it first
#PresidentTrumps1stTantrum
117 Likes, 35 Retweets

5) David Duke turned down his Facebook friend request
#PresidentTrumps1stTantrum
88 Likes, 28 Retweets

6) "Earth is like a bigly planet, people. It's got a lot of blue and green stuff. It's just tremendous, believe me."
#TrumpNarratesPlanetEarth
73 Likes, 26 Retweets

7) "For God said in the book of Two Corinthians, the Earth will thou be yuge or something. Look it up."
#TrumpNarratesPlanetEarth
57 Likes, 34 Retweets

7) "I'm gonna build a wall around Earth and make Mars pay for it. Those rapist Martians are no good, I tell you."
#TrumpNarratesPlanetEarth
63 Likes, 28 Retweets

9) "By doing away with regulations and ignoring climate change, we're gonna make Earth great again, believe me."
#TrumpNarratesPlanetEarth
56 Likes, 21 Retweets

10) "Bigly" wind gusts on Inauguration Day
#PresidentTrumps1stTantrum
44 Likes, 10 Retweets

11) "Sure, climate change is real. It's warm in the summer, cold in the winter, dark at night, light in the morning."
#TrumpNarratesPlanetEarth
40 Likes, 7 Retweets

12) The Syracuse mascot shows him up on National Orange Day
#PresidentTrumps1stTantrum
27 Likes, 11 Retweets

13) "Some believed it was flat and then round. It's why I call my brain Earth. Some think it's flat or round too."
#TrumpNarratesPlanetEarth
22 Likes, 5 Retweets

Totals: 1,401 Likes, 542 Retweets (Averages of 107.8 Likes, 41.7 Retweets)
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