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#LessNoteworthyMovies and #FarmingPickupLines

I had a bit of fun with the trending hashtags #LessNoteworthyMovies and #FarmingPickupLines over the past couple of days. Here are my posts, ordered from the most to the least popular (no, my followers don't appear to be yuge movie buffs, and you can check out all my tweets here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):

1) "I know what you're thinking - 'Is that his needle in a haystack or is he just happy to see me?' The answer? Both."
#FarmingPickupLines
30 Likes, 5 Retweets

2) The Fashion of the Christ
#LessNoteworthyMovies
24 Likes, 7 Retweets

3) The Exercisist
#LessNoteworthyMovies
13 Likes, 4 Retweets

4) Honey, the Cold Water Shrunk My Dick
#LessNoteworthyMovies
13 Likes, 2 Retweets

5) Hamsters On a Plane
#LessNoteworthyMovies
10 Likes, 0 Retweets

6) Rambo Goes Rollerblading
#LessNoteworthyMovies
7 Likes, 2 Retweets

7) The Man-Curious Candidate
#LessNoteworthyMovies
6 Likes, 2 Retweets

7) Friday the 18th
#LessNoteworthyMovies
7 Likes, 1 Retweet

9) The Fugly Mermaid
#LessNoteworthyMovies
6 Likes, 1 Retweet

9) Little Shop of Hobos
#LessNoteworthyMovies
6 Likes, 1 Retweet

11) "If you think my tractor's sexy, you ain't seen nothin' yet!"
#FarmingPickupLines
6 Likes, 0 Retweets

11) American Diaper
#LessNoteworthyMovies
6 Likes, 0 Retweets

11) So I Married An Ant Murderer
#LessNoteworthyMovies
6 Likes, 0 Retweets

11) Mission: More Than Likely
#LessNoteworthyMovies
6 Likes, 0 Retweets

15) "Hey beautiful. So is it going to be your haystack or mine?"
#FarmingPickupLines
4 Likes, 1 Retweet

15) American Taco
#LessNoteworthyMovies
4 Likes, 1 Retweet

15) Thumb Wrestle Club
#LessNoteworthyMovies
4 Likes, 1 Retweet

15) Gone in 60 Years 10 Months 3 Weeks 2 Days 7 Hours and 59 Seconds
#LessNoteworthyMovies
4 Likes, 1 Retweet

15) Jaws...of a Poodle
#LessNoteworthyMovies
5 Likes, 0 Retweets

20) Bond Plays Cribbage in Russia
#LessNoteworthyMovies
3 Likes, 0 Retweets

20) I Think I Know Who You Texted That One Day
#LessNoteworthyMovies
3 Likes, 0 Retweets

22) The Fast and Furious Matchbox Car
#LessNoteworthyMovies
2 Likes, 0 Retweets

23) Ghost Fist-Bumpers
#LessNoteworthyMovies
1 Like, 0 Retweets

Totals: 176 Likes, 29 Retweets (Averages of 7.7 Likes, 1.3 Retweets)
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