As I so often do, I had fun with trending Twitter hashtags this past week. Here they are, ordered from most popular to least popular (all my tweets can be seen at this site - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):
1) After Colbert jokes about Nunes's memo
Nunes: "Conservatives are under attack!"
No, you were being poked fun of; students in Parkland, Florida were under attack.
#FloridaShooting
583 Likes, 277 Retweets
2) Fox is fake news
#TriggerAConservativeIn4Words
507 Likes, 125 Retweets
3) Barack Obama is better
#TriggerAConservativeIn4Words
363 Likes, 85 Retweets
4) 37% is not majority
#TriggerAConservativeIn4Words
274 Likes, 68 Retweets
5) Dear NRA:
If your favorite phrase, "Guns don't kill people; people kill people," is correct (and I'm not saying it is), wouldn't it then make sense to not allow people who kill people access to guns?
#WayneLaPierre
207 Likes, 69 Retweets
6) The Earth is round
#TriggerAConservativeIn4Words
200 Likes, 39 Retweets
7) Make America Smart Again
#TriggerAConservativeIn4Words
153 Likes, 32 Retweets
8) Tiny Hands, tinier brain
#TriggerAConservativeIn4Words
140 Likes, 37 Retweets
9) It is Mueller time
#TriggerAConservativeIn4Words
136 Likes, 33 Retweets
10) Trump: "I really think if I had been there, I would have jumped on to the iceberg and pushed the Titanic away from it with my bare hands. I really do."
#FakeHeroTrump #Snark
116 Likes, 47 Retweets
11) Newsflash: Guns don't have feelings; children do. You say everyone should have the right to own a gun. I say every child should have the right to live.
#WayneLaPierre
123 Likes, 34 Retweets
12) Trump's Thursday Wisdom
"If General Kelly were my history teacher, carrying a gun, I'd feel pretty good. We could also have Ted Nugent teach Critical Thinking; Wayne LaPierre teach Human Relations; & Elmer Fudd teach Public Speaking."
#SpeakingSession #FloridaShooting #Snark
101 Likes, 45 Retweets
13) Trump: "There's no doubt in my mind, if I had been been there, I would have disarmed the Parkland shooter with my bare hands. If you don't believe me, just watch this."
#FloridaSchoolShooting #Snark
96 Likes, 48 Retweets
14) Lincoln would be Democrat
#TriggerAConservativeIn4Words
113 Likes, 28 Retweets
15) NRA: "Guns don't kill people: people kill people."
No, it's more like, "Guns end lives; the people will end the NRA."
#NRABoycott
95 Likes, 33 Retweets
16) Corporations are not people
#TriggerAConservativeIn4Words
96 Likes, 18 Retweets
17) Logic, common sense, facts
#TriggerAConservativeIn4Words
88 Likes, 19 Retweets
18) The Dotard-in-Chief
#TriggerAConservativeIn4Words
87 Likes, 19 Retweets
19) BREAKING NEWS: "Brave Trump Says He Would Have Disarmed Parkland Shooter With His Bare Bone Spurs"
#FloridaSchoolShooting #Snark
66 Likes, 30 Retweets
20) Jesus was a socialist
#TriggerAConservativeIn4Words
69 Likes, 19 Retweets
21) Alternative Fact: Trump would have disarmed Parkland shooter with his bare hands.
Reality: Trump would have done his best George Costanza imitation...
#FloridaSchoolShooting
60 Likes, 24 Retweets
22) Trump: "If we give every person in the world a bomb, that would end terrorism. There. Done. Now what else can I solve?"
#ListeningSession #Snark
66 Likes, 17 Retweets
23) Fake president Donald Trump
#TriggerAConservativeIn4Words
59 Likes, 19 Retweets
24) Trump: "I would have disarmed the Parkland shooter with my bare hands. This video should prove that, folks, bigly."
#FloridaSchoolShooting #Snark
46 Likes, 30 Retweets
25) More voted for Hillary
#TriggerAConservativeIn4Words
59 Likes, 15 Retweets
26) The only way to kill a bad organization with power and money is good people organizing to fight for the power of life and what's right over money.
#NRABoycott
50 Likes, 23 Retweets
27) Trump: "Why does Obama always have to rely on teleprompters? I use notecards. I know notecards; I have the best notecards, believe me!"
#ListeningSession #Snark
52 Likes, 17 Retweets
28) NRA members? Little dicks.
#TriggerAConservativeIn4Words
50 Likes, 12 Retweets
29) Trump: "I'm, like, really smart - a very stable genius. I know words; I have the best words. I have one of the great memories of all time, believe me. Also, during a listening session with survivors of a mass shooting, I write on my hand, 'I hear you."
#ListeningSession #Snark
46 Likes, 14 Retweets
30) Rumor has it, when he was set to marry Melania, Donald had to write "I Do" on the palm of his hand as a reminder of what to eventually say. Unfortunately, after washing his hands, he eventually said, "I O."
#ListeningSession
42 Likes, 11 Retweets
31) Mueller is a Republican
#TriggerAConservativeIn4Words
42 Likes, 10 Retweets
32) Oligarchy is not democracy
#TriggerAConservativeIn4Words
41 Likes, 8 Retweets
33) Constitution applies to everyone
#TriggerAConservativeIn4Words
35 Likes, 12 Retweets
33) Alternative facts are lies
#TriggerAConservativeIn4Words
37 Likes, 10 Retweets
33) Black lives matter too
#TriggerAConservativeIn4Words
38 Likes, 9 Retweets
36) Trump's Thursday Wisdom
"I didn't say teachers should have guns. What I want is for 40% of teachers to have guns. Those 40% of teachers aren't really teachers, so like I said, I never said teachers should have guns, just 40% of them."
#SpeakingSession #FloridaShooting #Snark
30 Likes, 14 Retweets
36) Always country over party
#TriggerAConservativeIn4Words
33 Likes, 11 Retweets
38) Trump: "I won't get into names, but one person (Hillary) for gun control should disarm the three people protecting them wherever they go & see what happens."
Yes, bc disarming criminals & terrorists is the same as disarming bodyguards... Idiot...
#SpeakingSession #FloridaShooting
31 Likes, 11 Retweets
39) Only Donald Trump would need a self-reminder to listen while at a #ListeningSession...
34 Likes, 7 Retweets
39) Reality is liberally biased
#TriggerAConservativeIn4Words
35 Likes, 6 Retweets
41) Trump's Thursday Wisdom
"You can't hire enough security guards. Instead of having lots of security guards, though, bc who wants a lot of security guards, we should offer bonuses to teachers with guns. Educate? No bonus. Shoot people? Yes."
#SpeakingSession #FloridaShooting #Snark
21 Likes, 18 Retweets
42) Idiocracy come to life
#TriggerAConservativeIn4Words
26 Likes, 9 Retweets
43) Action, no thoughts/prayers
#TriggerAConservativeIn4Words
25 Likes, 7 Retweets
43) Fact-checkers fact-checking
#TriggerAConservativeIn4Words
26 Likes, 6 Retweets
43) Trump lost popular vote
#TriggerAConservativeIn4Words
28 Likes, 4 Retweets
46) Debunked conspiracies aren't true
#TriggerAConservativeIn4Words
26 Likes, 5 Retweets
47) United against Citizens United
#TriggerAConservativeIn4Words
20 Likes, 8 Retweets
47) Cite one credible source
#TriggerAConservativeIn4Words
22 Likes, 6 Retweets
47) Cruz: "Dems are the party of Doogie Howser. Us Republicans, on the other hand, are proud to be the party of Howdy Doody."
#TedCruz
23 Likes, 5 Retweets
47) Fetuses can't yet vote
#TriggerAConservativeIn4Words
24 Likes, 4 Retweets
51) Cruz: "Dems are the party of all those fancy scientists on 'The Big Bang Theory.' We're happily the party of Zack."
#TedCruz
20 Likes, 6 Retweets
51) Guns actually shoot bullets
#TriggerAConservativeIn4Words
23 Likes, 3 Retweets
51) Slavery is not good
#TriggerAConservativeIn4Words
24 Likes, 2 Retweets
54) Cruz: "They're the party of Doc Brown. We're the party of Biff 'make-like-a-tree-and-get-outta-here' Tannen!"
#TedCruz #Snark
20 Likes, 5 Retweets
54) Projection, deflection, distraction, obstruction
#TriggerAConservativeIn4Words
20 Likes, 5 Retweets
56) Trump Steaks and Vodka
#TriggerAConservativeIn4Words
18 Likes, 6 Retweets
57) Trump is biggest snowflake
#TriggerAConservativeIn4Words
19 Likes, 4 Retweets
58) Trump's Thursday Wisdom
"Just like suicide bombers, school shooters are cowards and don't want to be killed."
#SpeakingSession #FloridaShooting #Snark
14 Likes, 7 Retweets
58) Defer via bone spurs
#TriggerAConservativeIn4Words
15 Likes, 6 Retweets
58) Read a book sometime
#TriggerAConservativeIn4Words
17 Likes, 4 Retweets
58) We are not Russia
#TriggerAConservativeIn4Words
17 Likes, 4 Retweets
62) Lock the Trumps up
#TriggerAConservativeIn4Words
17 Likes, 3 Retweets
63) Trump's Thursday Wisdom
"Coaches have plenty of experience with guns, believe me. Just look at football, with those crazy pistol, shotgun, and super soaker squirt gun formations!"
#SpeakingSession #FloridaShooting #Snark
14 Likes, 5 Retweets
63) This is not cool.
#TriggerAConservativeIn4Words
14 Likes, 5 Retweets
65) You don't get satire
#TriggerAConservativeIn4Words
15 Likes, 3 Retweets
66) Kellogg, Starbucks, NFL, "Hamilton"
#TriggerAConservativeIn4Words
13 Likes, 4 Retweets
66) ...and this is "Jeopardy"
#TriggerAConservativeIn4Words
14 Likes, 3 Retweets
68) A library field trip
#TriggerAConservativeIn4Words
15 Likes, 1 Retweet
69) Covfefe is bigly stupid
#TriggerAConservativeIn4Words
12 Likes, 2 Retweets
69) Science over bumper stickers
#TriggerAConservativeIn4Words
13 Likes, 1 Retweet
69) Only Russian bots follow
#TriggerAConservativeIn4Words
13 Likes, 1 Retweet
72) Cruz: "Dems are the elitist party of words. The GOP is the proud party of grunts."
#TedCruz #Snark
11 Likes, 1 Retweet
72) You're dependent on government
#TriggerAConservativeIn4Words
11 Likes, 1 Retweet
74) Give me some specifics
#TriggerAConservativeIn4Words
4 Likes, 1 Retweet
74) CliffsNotes are sold out
#TriggerAConservativeIn4Words
5 Likes, 0 Retweets
Totals: 5,112 Likes, 1,550 Retweets (Averages of 68.2 Likes, 20.7 Retweets)
1) After Colbert jokes about Nunes's memo
Nunes: "Conservatives are under attack!"
No, you were being poked fun of; students in Parkland, Florida were under attack.
#FloridaShooting
583 Likes, 277 Retweets
2) Fox is fake news
#TriggerAConservativeIn4Words
507 Likes, 125 Retweets
3) Barack Obama is better
#TriggerAConservativeIn4Words
363 Likes, 85 Retweets
4) 37% is not majority
#TriggerAConservativeIn4Words
274 Likes, 68 Retweets
5) Dear NRA:
If your favorite phrase, "Guns don't kill people; people kill people," is correct (and I'm not saying it is), wouldn't it then make sense to not allow people who kill people access to guns?
#WayneLaPierre
207 Likes, 69 Retweets
6) The Earth is round
#TriggerAConservativeIn4Words
200 Likes, 39 Retweets
7) Make America Smart Again
#TriggerAConservativeIn4Words
153 Likes, 32 Retweets
8) Tiny Hands, tinier brain
#TriggerAConservativeIn4Words
140 Likes, 37 Retweets
9) It is Mueller time
#TriggerAConservativeIn4Words
136 Likes, 33 Retweets
10) Trump: "I really think if I had been there, I would have jumped on to the iceberg and pushed the Titanic away from it with my bare hands. I really do."
#FakeHeroTrump #Snark
116 Likes, 47 Retweets
11) Newsflash: Guns don't have feelings; children do. You say everyone should have the right to own a gun. I say every child should have the right to live.
#WayneLaPierre
123 Likes, 34 Retweets
12) Trump's Thursday Wisdom
"If General Kelly were my history teacher, carrying a gun, I'd feel pretty good. We could also have Ted Nugent teach Critical Thinking; Wayne LaPierre teach Human Relations; & Elmer Fudd teach Public Speaking."
#SpeakingSession #FloridaShooting #Snark
101 Likes, 45 Retweets
13) Trump: "There's no doubt in my mind, if I had been been there, I would have disarmed the Parkland shooter with my bare hands. If you don't believe me, just watch this."
#FloridaSchoolShooting #Snark
96 Likes, 48 Retweets
14) Lincoln would be Democrat
#TriggerAConservativeIn4Words
113 Likes, 28 Retweets
15) NRA: "Guns don't kill people: people kill people."
No, it's more like, "Guns end lives; the people will end the NRA."
#NRABoycott
95 Likes, 33 Retweets
16) Corporations are not people
#TriggerAConservativeIn4Words
96 Likes, 18 Retweets
17) Logic, common sense, facts
#TriggerAConservativeIn4Words
88 Likes, 19 Retweets
18) The Dotard-in-Chief
#TriggerAConservativeIn4Words
87 Likes, 19 Retweets
19) BREAKING NEWS: "Brave Trump Says He Would Have Disarmed Parkland Shooter With His Bare Bone Spurs"
#FloridaSchoolShooting #Snark
66 Likes, 30 Retweets
20) Jesus was a socialist
#TriggerAConservativeIn4Words
69 Likes, 19 Retweets
21) Alternative Fact: Trump would have disarmed Parkland shooter with his bare hands.
Reality: Trump would have done his best George Costanza imitation...
#FloridaSchoolShooting
60 Likes, 24 Retweets
22) Trump: "If we give every person in the world a bomb, that would end terrorism. There. Done. Now what else can I solve?"
#ListeningSession #Snark
66 Likes, 17 Retweets
23) Fake president Donald Trump
#TriggerAConservativeIn4Words
59 Likes, 19 Retweets
24) Trump: "I would have disarmed the Parkland shooter with my bare hands. This video should prove that, folks, bigly."
#FloridaSchoolShooting #Snark
46 Likes, 30 Retweets
25) More voted for Hillary
#TriggerAConservativeIn4Words
59 Likes, 15 Retweets
26) The only way to kill a bad organization with power and money is good people organizing to fight for the power of life and what's right over money.
#NRABoycott
50 Likes, 23 Retweets
27) Trump: "Why does Obama always have to rely on teleprompters? I use notecards. I know notecards; I have the best notecards, believe me!"
#ListeningSession #Snark
52 Likes, 17 Retweets
28) NRA members? Little dicks.
#TriggerAConservativeIn4Words
50 Likes, 12 Retweets
29) Trump: "I'm, like, really smart - a very stable genius. I know words; I have the best words. I have one of the great memories of all time, believe me. Also, during a listening session with survivors of a mass shooting, I write on my hand, 'I hear you."
#ListeningSession #Snark
46 Likes, 14 Retweets
30) Rumor has it, when he was set to marry Melania, Donald had to write "I Do" on the palm of his hand as a reminder of what to eventually say. Unfortunately, after washing his hands, he eventually said, "I O."
#ListeningSession
42 Likes, 11 Retweets
31) Mueller is a Republican
#TriggerAConservativeIn4Words
42 Likes, 10 Retweets
32) Oligarchy is not democracy
#TriggerAConservativeIn4Words
41 Likes, 8 Retweets
33) Constitution applies to everyone
#TriggerAConservativeIn4Words
35 Likes, 12 Retweets
33) Alternative facts are lies
#TriggerAConservativeIn4Words
37 Likes, 10 Retweets
33) Black lives matter too
#TriggerAConservativeIn4Words
38 Likes, 9 Retweets
36) Trump's Thursday Wisdom
"I didn't say teachers should have guns. What I want is for 40% of teachers to have guns. Those 40% of teachers aren't really teachers, so like I said, I never said teachers should have guns, just 40% of them."
#SpeakingSession #FloridaShooting #Snark
30 Likes, 14 Retweets
36) Always country over party
#TriggerAConservativeIn4Words
33 Likes, 11 Retweets
38) Trump: "I won't get into names, but one person (Hillary) for gun control should disarm the three people protecting them wherever they go & see what happens."
Yes, bc disarming criminals & terrorists is the same as disarming bodyguards... Idiot...
#SpeakingSession #FloridaShooting
31 Likes, 11 Retweets
39) Only Donald Trump would need a self-reminder to listen while at a #ListeningSession...
34 Likes, 7 Retweets
39) Reality is liberally biased
#TriggerAConservativeIn4Words
35 Likes, 6 Retweets
41) Trump's Thursday Wisdom
"You can't hire enough security guards. Instead of having lots of security guards, though, bc who wants a lot of security guards, we should offer bonuses to teachers with guns. Educate? No bonus. Shoot people? Yes."
#SpeakingSession #FloridaShooting #Snark
21 Likes, 18 Retweets
42) Idiocracy come to life
#TriggerAConservativeIn4Words
26 Likes, 9 Retweets
43) Action, no thoughts/prayers
#TriggerAConservativeIn4Words
25 Likes, 7 Retweets
43) Fact-checkers fact-checking
#TriggerAConservativeIn4Words
26 Likes, 6 Retweets
43) Trump lost popular vote
#TriggerAConservativeIn4Words
28 Likes, 4 Retweets
46) Debunked conspiracies aren't true
#TriggerAConservativeIn4Words
26 Likes, 5 Retweets
47) United against Citizens United
#TriggerAConservativeIn4Words
20 Likes, 8 Retweets
47) Cite one credible source
#TriggerAConservativeIn4Words
22 Likes, 6 Retweets
47) Cruz: "Dems are the party of Doogie Howser. Us Republicans, on the other hand, are proud to be the party of Howdy Doody."
#TedCruz
23 Likes, 5 Retweets
47) Fetuses can't yet vote
#TriggerAConservativeIn4Words
24 Likes, 4 Retweets
51) Cruz: "Dems are the party of all those fancy scientists on 'The Big Bang Theory.' We're happily the party of Zack."
#TedCruz
20 Likes, 6 Retweets
51) Guns actually shoot bullets
#TriggerAConservativeIn4Words
23 Likes, 3 Retweets
51) Slavery is not good
#TriggerAConservativeIn4Words
24 Likes, 2 Retweets
54) Cruz: "They're the party of Doc Brown. We're the party of Biff 'make-like-a-tree-and-get-outta-here' Tannen!"
#TedCruz #Snark
20 Likes, 5 Retweets
54) Projection, deflection, distraction, obstruction
#TriggerAConservativeIn4Words
20 Likes, 5 Retweets
56) Trump Steaks and Vodka
#TriggerAConservativeIn4Words
18 Likes, 6 Retweets
57) Trump is biggest snowflake
#TriggerAConservativeIn4Words
19 Likes, 4 Retweets
58) Trump's Thursday Wisdom
"Just like suicide bombers, school shooters are cowards and don't want to be killed."
#SpeakingSession #FloridaShooting #Snark
14 Likes, 7 Retweets
58) Defer via bone spurs
#TriggerAConservativeIn4Words
15 Likes, 6 Retweets
58) Read a book sometime
#TriggerAConservativeIn4Words
17 Likes, 4 Retweets
58) We are not Russia
#TriggerAConservativeIn4Words
17 Likes, 4 Retweets
62) Lock the Trumps up
#TriggerAConservativeIn4Words
17 Likes, 3 Retweets
63) Trump's Thursday Wisdom
"Coaches have plenty of experience with guns, believe me. Just look at football, with those crazy pistol, shotgun, and super soaker squirt gun formations!"
#SpeakingSession #FloridaShooting #Snark
14 Likes, 5 Retweets
63) This is not cool.
#TriggerAConservativeIn4Words
14 Likes, 5 Retweets
65) You don't get satire
#TriggerAConservativeIn4Words
15 Likes, 3 Retweets
66) Kellogg, Starbucks, NFL, "Hamilton"
#TriggerAConservativeIn4Words
13 Likes, 4 Retweets
66) ...and this is "Jeopardy"
#TriggerAConservativeIn4Words
14 Likes, 3 Retweets
68) A library field trip
#TriggerAConservativeIn4Words
15 Likes, 1 Retweet
69) Covfefe is bigly stupid
#TriggerAConservativeIn4Words
12 Likes, 2 Retweets
69) Science over bumper stickers
#TriggerAConservativeIn4Words
13 Likes, 1 Retweet
69) Only Russian bots follow
#TriggerAConservativeIn4Words
13 Likes, 1 Retweet
72) Cruz: "Dems are the elitist party of words. The GOP is the proud party of grunts."
#TedCruz #Snark
11 Likes, 1 Retweet
72) You're dependent on government
#TriggerAConservativeIn4Words
11 Likes, 1 Retweet
74) Give me some specifics
#TriggerAConservativeIn4Words
4 Likes, 1 Retweet
74) CliffsNotes are sold out
#TriggerAConservativeIn4Words
5 Likes, 0 Retweets
Totals: 5,112 Likes, 1,550 Retweets (Averages of 68.2 Likes, 20.7 Retweets)
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