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This week in Twitter hashtags...

I had some fun with trending hashtags on Twitter over the past week or so. Here are my posts, ordered from the most popular to the least popular (all my tweets can be seen at this link:
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):

1) Trumpsters: "Stormy Daniels was caught lying 3 times in her life! She can't be trusted!"

There have been times when Donald Trump has lied 3 times in a single sentence. Just sayin'...
#StormyDaniels
2,610 Likes, 840 Retweets

2) Dear Mr. Santorum:

The odds of reviving an AR-15 victim via CPR is similar to the odds of you ever becoming president.
#Santorum
900 Likes, 317 Retweets

3) A white guy places bombs all over a city
GOP: "He was a very challenged individual."

A darker skinned guy brings a clock to school
GOP: "He might be the leader of ISIS."
#MarkAnthonyConditt
539 Likes, 274 Retweets

4) Dear GOP:

If you think there's a large turnout at #MarchForOurLives, you haven't seen anything yet. Just wait till November when your choice of NRA money over children's lives finally comes back to bite you.
366 Likes, 136 Retweets

5) A Muslim behind a bombing
GOP: "We need to ban these people until we find out what in the heck is going on!"

A white man behind a bombing
GOP: "Let's not make this about religion or race."
#MarkAnthonyConditt
303 Likes, 181 Retweets

6) Stupidest Article of the Day
"Why Christian conservatives stand by Trump" by Marc Thiessen

After mentioning #StormyDaniels, Thiessen contends Christian conservatives stand by Trump because
288 Likes, 111 Retweets

7) Santorum: "They (Kids) took action to ask someone to pass a law. They didn't take action to say, 'How do I, as an individual, deal with this problem?'"

...and this mentality, ladies and gentlemen, is why he's no longer in office.
#Santorum
260 Likes, 98 Retweets

8) Hey GOP, when we yelled "Black Lives Matter!," you responded with, "All Lives Matter!" When it comes to school shootings, we're yelling, "All Students' Lives Matter!" How will you respond this time?
#MarchForOurLives
174 Likes, 57 Retweets

9) The "60 Minutes" interview in a nutshell:
1) A porn star lying 3 times is a bigger deal than a president lying 3,000 times
2) Engaging in consensual sex with someone you don't want to have sex with is a thing
3) Trump is bigly bad in bed
#StormyDaniels
176 Likes, 50 Retweets

10) #Santorum: "If someone gets shot, make the blood come out faster w/CPR."

Future quotes:
- "If someone loses their balance at the edge of a cliff, give them a nice tap."

- "If someone has trouble breathing, cover their mouth & nose."

- "If the country is failing, elect me."
162 Likes, 63 Retweets

11) Due to the GOP's inaction on gun violence, providing nothing but thoughts and prayers, come November my thought is they won't have a prayer.
#MarchForOurLives
159 Likes, 64 Retweets

12) Douche of the Day
Rick Santorum: "Guns don't kill people; not doing CPR after people get shot 30 times by AR-15s kill people!"
#Santorum #Snark
138 Likes, 34 Retweets

13) Dear GOP:

The only reason some point out the skin color of #MarkAnthonyConditt is because of your double-standards for whites and non-whites. These individuals should be seen as the terrorists they are, regardless of their race or religion, and not emblematic of a larger group.
122 Likes, 46 Retweet

14) 3/25/18: The day when parents, if they were told by their kids they wanted to become porn stars, said, "Well, at least you don't want to be Donald Trump."
#StormyDaniels
134 Likes, 33 Retweets

15) BREAKING NEWS: "President Trump says he can't speak up in support of those attending the #MarchForOurLives due to bone spurs"
#Snark
127 Likes, 38 Retweets

16) A Muslim behind a bombing
GOP: "Well, obviously, he's a terrorist."

A white man behind a bombing
GOP: "He's just a disturbed individual, probably plays too many violent video games, like that Candy Crush."
#MarkAnthonyConditt
111 Likes, 44 Retweets

17) Remember that time when a porn star named after a weather pattern went on "60 Minutes" to talk about her affair with President Obama? Oh, that's right; that never happened.
#StormyDaniels
119 Likes, 23 Retweets

18) Rick Santorum is merely projecting with his protest comments, for he's seeking revival (CPR) of his dead political career.
#Santorum
102 Likes, 18 Retweets

19) BREAKING NEWS: "Rick Santorum once took a CPR class. His teacher was Donald Trump and CPR stood for Crazy Perverted Ramblings."
#Santorum
86 Likes, 27 Retweets

20) Rick Santorum's next campaign slogan: Make Child Labor Great Again!
#Santorum
74 Likes, 13 Retweets

21) If a Category 5 hurricane hit the coast during a #Santorum presidency
Santorum: "Hey, infants, learn how to swim! Anyway, what was I talking about? Ah, yes, how pro-life I am..."
#Snark
64 Likes, 20 Retweets

22) Headline: "Bozo the clown is dead"

Nope, he's still here... (picture of Trump)
#BozoTheClown
59 Likes, 20 Retweets

23) It's ironic the GOP tends to refer to white terrorists as "lone wolves," for their white (with a hint of orange) leader was anything but such when terrorizing democracy.
#MarkAnthonyConditt
52 Likes, 18 Retweets

24) Santorum: "If a person who hasn't been shot stops breathing, ask what you can do in that situation. Like, learn how to cook. Make some pancakes."
#Santorum #Snark
56 Likes, 13 Retweets

25) Las Vegas shooting
58 dead, 851 injured
GOP: "All we can do is send our thoughts and prayers."

Austin bombings
2 dead, 5 injured
GOP: "All we can do is bomb other countries."
#MarkAnthonyConditt
31 Likes, 8 Retweets

26) Dear GOPers:

Pointing out another's hypocrisy due to their racism is not itself racist; it's being woke.
#MarkAnthonyConditt
27 Likes, 8 Retweets

Totals: 7,239 Likes, 2,554 Retweets (Averages of 278.4 Likes, 98.2 Retweets)

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