I had some more fun with trending hashtags on Twitter this past week. Here are my posts, ordered from the most popular to the least popular (all my tweets can be read here -
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):
1) 9/11: 2,974 deaths via terrorism, $4.79 trillion spent on defense in response
'02-'16: 485,427 deaths via guns, still waiting for sufficient action
It's time politicians learn a thing or two from our students & choose children's safety over money/guns.
#NationalStudentWalkout
1,390 Likes, 546 Retweets
2) Dear GOP:
These students have no ties to lobbyists like the NRA. All they want is safety. So you have to decide, what's more important, money or kids? The choice is yours, but if you choose the former, don't ever think about calling yourselves "pro-life."
#NationalWalkoutDay
801 Likes, 287 Retweets
3) 17 are shot and killed at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland, Florida
Students: "We're going to walk out to protest gun violence!"
Schools: "If you do that, we'll suspend you!"
Tell that to the 17 victims who wish they had only been suspended...
#NationalWalkoutDay
269 Likes, 101 Retweets
4) Ever since Trump said there was no chaos in the White House:
- Kellyanne Conway violates the Hatch Act twice
- Gary Cohn resigns
- A porn star sues him
#ChaosIsTheNewNormal
204 Likes, 84 Retweets
5) It's ironic that those who have been calling out a war on Christmas are constantly defending a man that's cheated on all three wives, is a chronic liar, has sexually violated at least 19 women, and is in a legal battle against a porn star named Stormy.
#WhatChristWouldntDo
197 Likes, 65 Retweets
6) Trump: "I keep businesses great. Just look at all my bankruptcies. I keep marriages & families great. Stormy Daniels can prove that. I'm gonna keep America great, believe me!"
#KeepAmericaGreat #Snark
191 Likes, 68 Retweets
7) Hey GOPers, I have a simple equation for you:
GOP + NRA = No longer holding a job come November.
#NationalWalkoutDay
202 Likes, 55 Retweets
8) Trump: "I just fired a guy! This is a great day for democracy!"
Yes, it appears the president doesn't know what "democracy" is. Then again, he did lose the popular vote by 3 million...
#AndrewMcCabe
174 Likes, 76 Retweets
9) It sure was nice when we didn't have to worry about the president getting sued by porn stars named after weather patterns, wasn't it?
#StormyDaniels
175 Likes, 58 Retweets
10) Trump: "I inherited an 8-year disaster from loser Obama. That's why I said make America great again. Then it only took me a year of tweeting, golfing, and watching 'Fox & Friends' to do that, folks. So yeah, keep America great again or whatever."
#KeepAmericaGreat #Snark
130 Likes, 51 Retweets
11) Gun arguments I've heard today
#4: "What will gun laws do? Stricter gun laws may stop some shootings, but what about the other ones?"
You answered your own question. "Stricter gun laws may stop some shootings." Thanks for playing. Next?
#NationalStudentWalkout
127 Likes, 46 Retweets
12) Gun arguments I've heard today
#1 "It does no good to take guns away from law-abiding citizens."
Well, duh. We're not going to take a car away from someone with a perfect driving record over a guy who drives drunk in his sleep.
#NationalStudentWalkout
114 Likes, 36 Retweets
13) Dear Trumpsters:
Continually dropping giant cannonballs on a new car until it becomes non-functional doesn't prove it never functioned or wouldn't continue to function had you not continually dropped giant cannonballs on it.
#Healthcare
73 Likes, 33 Retweets
14) Summing up Trump's affair:
DD and PP sittin' in a tree,
C-o-v-f-e-f-i-n-g,
First comes silence;
Then come lawsuits;
Then there's Donny in an orange jumpsuit.
#StormyDaniels
62 Likes, 22 Retweets
15) Stahl: "How do you think we make our schools safer?"
DeVos: "Give all our teachers rocket launchers; make them graduate med school; get proper firefighting training; but still not pay them much."
#BetsyDeVos #Snark
57 Likes, 16 Retweets
16) Gun arguments I've heard today
#2: "No matter what gun laws get passed, criminals are gonna get their hands on them & commit crimes."
With that logic, what's the point of laws? Everything should be legal! Rodney Dangerfield, take it away...
#NationalStudentWalkout
47 Likes, 14 Retweets
17) Have you heard the one about the porn star named Stormy suing the president? Oh, I'm being told that's true...
#StormyDaniels
44 Likes, 10 Retweets
18) Trump appears to have reversed his campaign slogans. For 2016, he should have said, "Keep America great!" Thanks, Obama! After four years of having him in office, it'd then make sense for him to say, "Make America great again."
#KeepAmericaGreat
39 Likes, 14 Retweets
19) Trump: "I banged & am getting sued by a porn star named Stormy. I helped Russia destroy our country. I hired & fired the best people. I tweeted covfefe. I made America great again. Now let's keep it great."
#KeepAmericaGreat #Snark
41 Likes, 11 Retweets
20) Gun arguments I heard the other day
#5: "Hey, the mentally ill and physically disabled are law-abiding citizens too!"
Okay. Then I'm assuming you'd be perfectly fine going on the road surrounded by blind drivers whom were just released from the loony bin...
#NationalWalkoutDay
28 Likes, 14 Retweets
21) Gun arguments I've heard today
#2: "No matter what gun laws get passed, criminals are gonna get their hands on them & commit crimes."
With that logic, what's the point of laws? Everything should be legal! Rodney Dangerfield, take it away...
#NationalStudentWalkout
32 Likes, 5 Retweets
22) Trump:
"Preaching hate,
Defending the KKK,
I'm like the least racist person,
Keep America great."
#KeepAmericaGreat #Snark
22 Likes, 8 Retweets
23) If the US were an NFL team
Obama
Year 1: 4-12
Year 8: 12-4
Trump: "This team is a disaster. Make this team great again."
Trump
Year 1: 9-7
"Let's keep this team great!"
#KeepAmericaGreat #Snark
13 Likes, 4 Retweets
24) 3/6/18: The day Stephen Colbert told Martha Stewart, "You sure know how to pound pussy willows," as he fondled "hairy balls" and was told about "pansies."
#TheLateShow
5 Likes, 2 Retweets
Totals: 4,437 Likes, 1,626 (Averages of 184.9 Likes, 67.8 Retweets)
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):
1) 9/11: 2,974 deaths via terrorism, $4.79 trillion spent on defense in response
'02-'16: 485,427 deaths via guns, still waiting for sufficient action
It's time politicians learn a thing or two from our students & choose children's safety over money/guns.
#NationalStudentWalkout
1,390 Likes, 546 Retweets
2) Dear GOP:
These students have no ties to lobbyists like the NRA. All they want is safety. So you have to decide, what's more important, money or kids? The choice is yours, but if you choose the former, don't ever think about calling yourselves "pro-life."
#NationalWalkoutDay
801 Likes, 287 Retweets
3) 17 are shot and killed at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland, Florida
Students: "We're going to walk out to protest gun violence!"
Schools: "If you do that, we'll suspend you!"
Tell that to the 17 victims who wish they had only been suspended...
#NationalWalkoutDay
269 Likes, 101 Retweets
4) Ever since Trump said there was no chaos in the White House:
- Kellyanne Conway violates the Hatch Act twice
- Gary Cohn resigns
- A porn star sues him
#ChaosIsTheNewNormal
204 Likes, 84 Retweets
5) It's ironic that those who have been calling out a war on Christmas are constantly defending a man that's cheated on all three wives, is a chronic liar, has sexually violated at least 19 women, and is in a legal battle against a porn star named Stormy.
#WhatChristWouldntDo
197 Likes, 65 Retweets
6) Trump: "I keep businesses great. Just look at all my bankruptcies. I keep marriages & families great. Stormy Daniels can prove that. I'm gonna keep America great, believe me!"
#KeepAmericaGreat #Snark
191 Likes, 68 Retweets
7) Hey GOPers, I have a simple equation for you:
GOP + NRA = No longer holding a job come November.
#NationalWalkoutDay
202 Likes, 55 Retweets
8) Trump: "I just fired a guy! This is a great day for democracy!"
Yes, it appears the president doesn't know what "democracy" is. Then again, he did lose the popular vote by 3 million...
#AndrewMcCabe
174 Likes, 76 Retweets
9) It sure was nice when we didn't have to worry about the president getting sued by porn stars named after weather patterns, wasn't it?
#StormyDaniels
175 Likes, 58 Retweets
10) Trump: "I inherited an 8-year disaster from loser Obama. That's why I said make America great again. Then it only took me a year of tweeting, golfing, and watching 'Fox & Friends' to do that, folks. So yeah, keep America great again or whatever."
#KeepAmericaGreat #Snark
130 Likes, 51 Retweets
11) Gun arguments I've heard today
#4: "What will gun laws do? Stricter gun laws may stop some shootings, but what about the other ones?"
You answered your own question. "Stricter gun laws may stop some shootings." Thanks for playing. Next?
#NationalStudentWalkout
127 Likes, 46 Retweets
12) Gun arguments I've heard today
#1 "It does no good to take guns away from law-abiding citizens."
Well, duh. We're not going to take a car away from someone with a perfect driving record over a guy who drives drunk in his sleep.
#NationalStudentWalkout
114 Likes, 36 Retweets
13) Dear Trumpsters:
Continually dropping giant cannonballs on a new car until it becomes non-functional doesn't prove it never functioned or wouldn't continue to function had you not continually dropped giant cannonballs on it.
#Healthcare
73 Likes, 33 Retweets
14) Summing up Trump's affair:
DD and PP sittin' in a tree,
C-o-v-f-e-f-i-n-g,
First comes silence;
Then come lawsuits;
Then there's Donny in an orange jumpsuit.
#StormyDaniels
62 Likes, 22 Retweets
15) Stahl: "How do you think we make our schools safer?"
DeVos: "Give all our teachers rocket launchers; make them graduate med school; get proper firefighting training; but still not pay them much."
#BetsyDeVos #Snark
57 Likes, 16 Retweets
16) Gun arguments I've heard today
#2: "No matter what gun laws get passed, criminals are gonna get their hands on them & commit crimes."
With that logic, what's the point of laws? Everything should be legal! Rodney Dangerfield, take it away...
#NationalStudentWalkout
47 Likes, 14 Retweets
17) Have you heard the one about the porn star named Stormy suing the president? Oh, I'm being told that's true...
#StormyDaniels
44 Likes, 10 Retweets
18) Trump appears to have reversed his campaign slogans. For 2016, he should have said, "Keep America great!" Thanks, Obama! After four years of having him in office, it'd then make sense for him to say, "Make America great again."
#KeepAmericaGreat
39 Likes, 14 Retweets
19) Trump: "I banged & am getting sued by a porn star named Stormy. I helped Russia destroy our country. I hired & fired the best people. I tweeted covfefe. I made America great again. Now let's keep it great."
#KeepAmericaGreat #Snark
41 Likes, 11 Retweets
20) Gun arguments I heard the other day
#5: "Hey, the mentally ill and physically disabled are law-abiding citizens too!"
Okay. Then I'm assuming you'd be perfectly fine going on the road surrounded by blind drivers whom were just released from the loony bin...
#NationalWalkoutDay
28 Likes, 14 Retweets
21) Gun arguments I've heard today
#2: "No matter what gun laws get passed, criminals are gonna get their hands on them & commit crimes."
With that logic, what's the point of laws? Everything should be legal! Rodney Dangerfield, take it away...
#NationalStudentWalkout
32 Likes, 5 Retweets
22) Trump:
"Preaching hate,
Defending the KKK,
I'm like the least racist person,
Keep America great."
#KeepAmericaGreat #Snark
22 Likes, 8 Retweets
23) If the US were an NFL team
Obama
Year 1: 4-12
Year 8: 12-4
Trump: "This team is a disaster. Make this team great again."
Trump
Year 1: 9-7
"Let's keep this team great!"
#KeepAmericaGreat #Snark
13 Likes, 4 Retweets
24) 3/6/18: The day Stephen Colbert told Martha Stewart, "You sure know how to pound pussy willows," as he fondled "hairy balls" and was told about "pansies."
#TheLateShow
5 Likes, 2 Retweets
Totals: 4,437 Likes, 1,626 (Averages of 184.9 Likes, 67.8 Retweets)
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