As I do every now and again, here are my Twitter-trending-hashtag posts for the past month or so, ordered from the most popular to the least popular (all my tweets can be seen here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):
1) #TrumpResign and go to jail or don't resign and go to jail. It's your call.
347 Likes, 147 Retweets
2) Since he's doing so much damage by himself, how about building a wall around Trump instead? It'll be funded by taxpayers. Let's call it a prison.
#GoFundTheWall
343 Likes, 92 Retweets
3) #TrumpResign so we can accurately refer to you as both Individual-1 and President-Done.
249 Likes, 118 Retweets
4) #TrumpResign and bring Pence with you.
242 Likes, 99 Retweets
5) #TrumpResign and my 7-month-old son will teach you how to work an umbrella.
229 Likes, 103 Retweets
6) So let me get this straight... You nominate and elect a man who bragged about grabbing women by the p*ssy, but have a problem with someone calling this p*ssy-grabber a motherf*cker? Using your own asinine defense against you, "Hey, that's just locker-room talk."
#Tlaib
249 Likes, 82 Retweets
7) #TrumpResign or don't resign, you'll go down as the worst president in U.S. history, "bigly."
223 Likes, 71 Retweets
8) #TrumpResign and Santa will give you clean coal in your stocking.
189 Likes, 74 Retweets
9) #ResignTrump and take your kindergarten-esque Steel Slat Barrier designs with you.
171 Likes, 82 Retweets
10) #TrumpResign to actually make America great again. Thanks.
145 Likes, 66 Retweets
11) #TrumpResign so you can star in the show, "Prison Celebrity Apprentice."
120 Likes, 56 Retweets
12) Trumpsters: "Our dear orange God and leader is perfect. He never lies and is never wrong. So, as he said would happen, Mexico will pay for the wall. ...right after we raise $5B for it on GoFundMe."
#GoFundTheWall
131 Likes, 36 Retweets
13) #TrumpResign so you can walk around with toilet paper stuck to your shoes and no one will give a crap.
104 Likes, 49 Retweets
14) Trump: "What'll distract the media from my 17 investigations? A government shutdown! Let's do it, bigly!"
#GoFundTheWall #Snark
102 Likes, 27 Retweets
15) Trump: "I'm into production, not names. Just ask: Crooked Hillary, Lying James Comey, Lyin' Ted, Dicky Durbin, Sneaky Dianne Feinstein, Jeff Flakey, Al Frankenstein, McMuffin, Sleazy Adam Schiff, Wacky Omarosa, Cryin' Chuck, Pocahontas. Not into names, folks."
#RoseGarden #Snark
84 Likes, 42 Retweets
16) Farewell, #PaulRyan. I'd now like to take this time to list all of your accomplishments:
...and that about sums it up!
104 Likes, 16 Retweets
17) I swear, a country could say they were going to strike us with nukes in 24 hours and Republicans would respond, "Okay, that sounds pretty serious. But first thing's first - Hillary's emails."
#LorettaLynch
83 Likes, 32 Retweets
17) Trump: "Why is #25thAmendment trending? The Bible only has 10 Amendments!"
#Snark
93 Likes, 22 Retweets
19) In college
AOC dances
GOP: "She needs to resign, like now!"
Kavanaugh: "You've gotta fight for your right to boof!"
GOP: "Two words: Supreme Court Justice!"
#AlexandriaOcasioCortez
78 Likes, 30 Retweets
20) #TrumpResign so you can go back to school and try to pass 3rd grade English for the 7th time.
73 Likes, 24 Retweets
21) Trump: "Thank you so bigly much to all the patriotic Americans for helping me fund the wall. If you could make one change for me, though, that'd be great. The payment should be in rubles. No reason. Just do it. Make America great again."
#GoFundTheWall #Snark
67 Likes, 20 Retweets
22) #TrumpResign so you can have an actual wall built and make your Illegal immigrant golf-course employees pay for it.
58 Likes, 27 Retweets
23) Headline: "NY Dems renew push to rename closed Donald J. Trump State Park"
Translation: "NY Dems seek to rename Donald J. Trump State Park Sh*thole Park"
#DonaldTrump
65 Likes, 15 Retweets
24) #TrumpResign and I promise to give you this wall.
50 Likes, 25 Retweets
25) Huck-Sanders: "Dems are only talking about impeaching President Trump because they know they can't beat him in 2020!"
Hey, genius, we beat him in 2016 by 3 million votes!
#ElectoralCollege
58 Likes, 15 Retweets
26) 12/11/18
Trump: "If we don't get what we want one way or the other, I will shut down the government. I am proud to shut down the government for border security. I will take the mantle. I'm not gonna blame you (Democrats) for it."
#TrumpShutdown
41 Likes, 21 Retweets
27) Trump: "I made a single phone call to this guy I know, great guy, just fantastic mob boss, I mean, guy. Two seconds later, gas prices fell. That's the kind of connections, I mean talent I have. You're welcome."
#RoseGarden #Snark
41 Likes, 11 Retweets
28) Trump: "For our national security, we need to build these, uh, border things, you know? ...and they'll be the best, biggest, most beautiful border thingies, believe me!"
#RoseGarden #Snark
39 Likes, 11 Retweets
29) Trump: "The Special Councel won't get off Scott Free. There tapp of the greatest predisent is unpresidented. I've brought about boarder security, peach on earth, covfefe, and two many other things. The State of the Uniom is bigly strong."
#BoarderSecurity #Snark
40 Likes, 8 Retweets
30) #TrumpResign and Jesus will come again. The only thing he'll say is, "What were you morons thinking electing this clown?," but still, he'll come again.
37 Likes, 10 Retweets
31) #TrumpResign and God won't have to implement an 11th Commandment.
28 Likes, 18 Retweets
31) Trump: "In order to make border security strong, you need great boarder security, because nothing strengthens borders like cardboard boxes, and I have the best cardboard boxes, believe me!"
#BoarderSecurity #Snark
40 Likes, 6 Retweets
33) Trump's 2016 slogan: "Make America great again!"
Trump's 2020 slogan: "Go fund the wall or go f*ck yourselves! Trump saved Christmas!"
#GoFundTheWall
31 Likes, 6 Retweets
34) Hillary's emails 20 years from now
GOP: "...and there's a typo! Yes! Yes! Yes! Finally! It was worth the wait. This is huge! Justice has been served!"
#LorettaLynch
28 Likes, 7 Retweets
34) Trump: "Be a team player, Mitt! Okay, so now that I've got that out of the way, what does my BFF, the Russian president, want me to do today?"
#MittRomney #Snark
29 Likes, 6 Retweets
36) Trump: "Yeah, sure, I'm prepared to keep the government shut down for months, years, decades, or even centuries. Now, I'm not going to do that, but I am prepared to do that and will do that if necessary. Capisce?"
#RoseGarden #Snark
20 Likes, 14 Retweets
37) Trump: "The border wall is an issue of safety. It's an issue of security. It's an issue of safe security. It's an issue of secure safety. It's an issue of protection. It's an issue of secure safe protection and safe secure protection. Such a big issue, folks."
#RoseGarden #Snark
24 Likes, 9 Retweets
38) Trump: "Look, I don't care if the wall is made of steel, cement, rubber, plastic, styrofoam, or Trump steaks. It just needs to be built. Build it first and then we'll decide what to do with it. Simple as that."
#RoseGarden #Snark
23 Likes, 7 Retweets
39) Trump: "Mueller's got me by the balls. Let's talk about funding the wall!"
#GoFundTheWall #Snark
23 Likes, 2 Retweets
40) Trump: "Sure, I can get the wall built without the approval of Congress. I'll build it myself. With my strength, intelligence, work ethnic, and tweets, I'll get it built in 2 days tops. I guarantee it. I guarantee it, folks, bigly."
#RoseGarden #Snark
18 Likes, 3 Retweets
41) Trump: "Look, you don't impeach someone who's doing a great job, and I'm doing like really very pretty good. No other president has tweeted as much as I have or gone to Mar-a-Lago more. You can't impeach a tweeter. It's against the Constitution or something."
#RoseGarden #Snark
15 Likes, 5 Retweets
42) Trump: "You should see the border walls we've built in San Diego. They're fantastic and are working like, bigly good. Seriously, go to San Diego, spend thousands of dollars to travel there, and see these walls. Money well spent, believe me."
#RoseGarden #Snark
10 Likes, 9 Retweets
43) Trump: "I love grammar, folks, I love it like really a lot. Having said that, we have large numbers of miles we have to do."
#RoseGarden #Snark
12 Likes, 3 Retweets
44) #JasonWitten: "The Carolina Panthers are wasting way too much time here! They need to go into hurry-up! It doesn't matter that the clock is stopped! They're wasting time, period!"
#Snark
10 Likes, 0 Retweets
Totals: 4,166 Likes, 1,524 Retweets (Averages of 94.7 Likes, 34.6 Retweets)
1) #TrumpResign and go to jail or don't resign and go to jail. It's your call.
347 Likes, 147 Retweets
2) Since he's doing so much damage by himself, how about building a wall around Trump instead? It'll be funded by taxpayers. Let's call it a prison.
#GoFundTheWall
343 Likes, 92 Retweets
3) #TrumpResign so we can accurately refer to you as both Individual-1 and President-Done.
249 Likes, 118 Retweets
4) #TrumpResign and bring Pence with you.
242 Likes, 99 Retweets
5) #TrumpResign and my 7-month-old son will teach you how to work an umbrella.
229 Likes, 103 Retweets
6) So let me get this straight... You nominate and elect a man who bragged about grabbing women by the p*ssy, but have a problem with someone calling this p*ssy-grabber a motherf*cker? Using your own asinine defense against you, "Hey, that's just locker-room talk."
#Tlaib
249 Likes, 82 Retweets
7) #TrumpResign or don't resign, you'll go down as the worst president in U.S. history, "bigly."
223 Likes, 71 Retweets
8) #TrumpResign and Santa will give you clean coal in your stocking.
189 Likes, 74 Retweets
9) #ResignTrump and take your kindergarten-esque Steel Slat Barrier designs with you.
171 Likes, 82 Retweets
10) #TrumpResign to actually make America great again. Thanks.
145 Likes, 66 Retweets
11) #TrumpResign so you can star in the show, "Prison Celebrity Apprentice."
120 Likes, 56 Retweets
12) Trumpsters: "Our dear orange God and leader is perfect. He never lies and is never wrong. So, as he said would happen, Mexico will pay for the wall. ...right after we raise $5B for it on GoFundMe."
#GoFundTheWall
131 Likes, 36 Retweets
13) #TrumpResign so you can walk around with toilet paper stuck to your shoes and no one will give a crap.
104 Likes, 49 Retweets
14) Trump: "What'll distract the media from my 17 investigations? A government shutdown! Let's do it, bigly!"
#GoFundTheWall #Snark
102 Likes, 27 Retweets
15) Trump: "I'm into production, not names. Just ask: Crooked Hillary, Lying James Comey, Lyin' Ted, Dicky Durbin, Sneaky Dianne Feinstein, Jeff Flakey, Al Frankenstein, McMuffin, Sleazy Adam Schiff, Wacky Omarosa, Cryin' Chuck, Pocahontas. Not into names, folks."
#RoseGarden #Snark
84 Likes, 42 Retweets
16) Farewell, #PaulRyan. I'd now like to take this time to list all of your accomplishments:
...and that about sums it up!
104 Likes, 16 Retweets
17) I swear, a country could say they were going to strike us with nukes in 24 hours and Republicans would respond, "Okay, that sounds pretty serious. But first thing's first - Hillary's emails."
#LorettaLynch
83 Likes, 32 Retweets
17) Trump: "Why is #25thAmendment trending? The Bible only has 10 Amendments!"
#Snark
93 Likes, 22 Retweets
19) In college
AOC dances
GOP: "She needs to resign, like now!"
Kavanaugh: "You've gotta fight for your right to boof!"
GOP: "Two words: Supreme Court Justice!"
#AlexandriaOcasioCortez
78 Likes, 30 Retweets
20) #TrumpResign so you can go back to school and try to pass 3rd grade English for the 7th time.
73 Likes, 24 Retweets
21) Trump: "Thank you so bigly much to all the patriotic Americans for helping me fund the wall. If you could make one change for me, though, that'd be great. The payment should be in rubles. No reason. Just do it. Make America great again."
#GoFundTheWall #Snark
67 Likes, 20 Retweets
22) #TrumpResign so you can have an actual wall built and make your Illegal immigrant golf-course employees pay for it.
58 Likes, 27 Retweets
23) Headline: "NY Dems renew push to rename closed Donald J. Trump State Park"
Translation: "NY Dems seek to rename Donald J. Trump State Park Sh*thole Park"
#DonaldTrump
65 Likes, 15 Retweets
24) #TrumpResign and I promise to give you this wall.
50 Likes, 25 Retweets
25) Huck-Sanders: "Dems are only talking about impeaching President Trump because they know they can't beat him in 2020!"
Hey, genius, we beat him in 2016 by 3 million votes!
#ElectoralCollege
58 Likes, 15 Retweets
26) 12/11/18
Trump: "If we don't get what we want one way or the other, I will shut down the government. I am proud to shut down the government for border security. I will take the mantle. I'm not gonna blame you (Democrats) for it."
#TrumpShutdown
41 Likes, 21 Retweets
27) Trump: "I made a single phone call to this guy I know, great guy, just fantastic mob boss, I mean, guy. Two seconds later, gas prices fell. That's the kind of connections, I mean talent I have. You're welcome."
#RoseGarden #Snark
41 Likes, 11 Retweets
28) Trump: "For our national security, we need to build these, uh, border things, you know? ...and they'll be the best, biggest, most beautiful border thingies, believe me!"
#RoseGarden #Snark
39 Likes, 11 Retweets
29) Trump: "The Special Councel won't get off Scott Free. There tapp of the greatest predisent is unpresidented. I've brought about boarder security, peach on earth, covfefe, and two many other things. The State of the Uniom is bigly strong."
#BoarderSecurity #Snark
40 Likes, 8 Retweets
30) #TrumpResign and Jesus will come again. The only thing he'll say is, "What were you morons thinking electing this clown?," but still, he'll come again.
37 Likes, 10 Retweets
31) #TrumpResign and God won't have to implement an 11th Commandment.
28 Likes, 18 Retweets
31) Trump: "In order to make border security strong, you need great boarder security, because nothing strengthens borders like cardboard boxes, and I have the best cardboard boxes, believe me!"
#BoarderSecurity #Snark
40 Likes, 6 Retweets
33) Trump's 2016 slogan: "Make America great again!"
Trump's 2020 slogan: "Go fund the wall or go f*ck yourselves! Trump saved Christmas!"
#GoFundTheWall
31 Likes, 6 Retweets
34) Hillary's emails 20 years from now
GOP: "...and there's a typo! Yes! Yes! Yes! Finally! It was worth the wait. This is huge! Justice has been served!"
#LorettaLynch
28 Likes, 7 Retweets
34) Trump: "Be a team player, Mitt! Okay, so now that I've got that out of the way, what does my BFF, the Russian president, want me to do today?"
#MittRomney #Snark
29 Likes, 6 Retweets
36) Trump: "Yeah, sure, I'm prepared to keep the government shut down for months, years, decades, or even centuries. Now, I'm not going to do that, but I am prepared to do that and will do that if necessary. Capisce?"
#RoseGarden #Snark
20 Likes, 14 Retweets
37) Trump: "The border wall is an issue of safety. It's an issue of security. It's an issue of safe security. It's an issue of secure safety. It's an issue of protection. It's an issue of secure safe protection and safe secure protection. Such a big issue, folks."
#RoseGarden #Snark
24 Likes, 9 Retweets
38) Trump: "Look, I don't care if the wall is made of steel, cement, rubber, plastic, styrofoam, or Trump steaks. It just needs to be built. Build it first and then we'll decide what to do with it. Simple as that."
#RoseGarden #Snark
23 Likes, 7 Retweets
39) Trump: "Mueller's got me by the balls. Let's talk about funding the wall!"
#GoFundTheWall #Snark
23 Likes, 2 Retweets
40) Trump: "Sure, I can get the wall built without the approval of Congress. I'll build it myself. With my strength, intelligence, work ethnic, and tweets, I'll get it built in 2 days tops. I guarantee it. I guarantee it, folks, bigly."
#RoseGarden #Snark
18 Likes, 3 Retweets
41) Trump: "Look, you don't impeach someone who's doing a great job, and I'm doing like really very pretty good. No other president has tweeted as much as I have or gone to Mar-a-Lago more. You can't impeach a tweeter. It's against the Constitution or something."
#RoseGarden #Snark
15 Likes, 5 Retweets
42) Trump: "You should see the border walls we've built in San Diego. They're fantastic and are working like, bigly good. Seriously, go to San Diego, spend thousands of dollars to travel there, and see these walls. Money well spent, believe me."
#RoseGarden #Snark
10 Likes, 9 Retweets
43) Trump: "I love grammar, folks, I love it like really a lot. Having said that, we have large numbers of miles we have to do."
#RoseGarden #Snark
12 Likes, 3 Retweets
44) #JasonWitten: "The Carolina Panthers are wasting way too much time here! They need to go into hurry-up! It doesn't matter that the clock is stopped! They're wasting time, period!"
#Snark
10 Likes, 0 Retweets
Totals: 4,166 Likes, 1,524 Retweets (Averages of 94.7 Likes, 34.6 Retweets)
Woohoo and Yay! :)
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