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WTF kind of a speech was that?!?

While I refused to watch it live on television, I did watch Donald Trump's Oval Office address later in the evening online, as well as the Democratic response. My first thought was, "WTF was that!?!?"

The man was more monotone than a sleep-talking Ben Stein giving an impression of a robot. He spoke more slowly than a sloth nicknamed Ben Carson. Trump snorted more than a coke-addict, nicknamed Sniffles, with a sinus infection. Also, it's not like he said anything new. He repeated the same old talking points (lies) he's been uttering since he was 12: "We need to build a wall;" "It's about national security;" "Lots of drugs coming in;" "The shutdown is the Democrats' fault;" etc. If I wanted to watch reruns, I'd tune into TBS.

I'm not a fan of hyperbole, but this isn't hyperbole; it's the truth. Last night's Oval Office address was the worst, most boring, least persuasive speech I've ever seen. President Deal-Maker is obviously a con-man, for he's worse at making deals than Brett Kavanaugh is of saying no to boofing.

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  1. SarcasmMyShieldJanuary 11, 2019 at 1:05 AM

    I'm seriously thinking that if we locked Snortle-Dee and Snortle-Dum in the same room, they could literally sniffle all the oxygen out of said room. We'll be sure to mark this occasion down in that special calendar, somewhere between beer and boofing...
    Great post, and yay :)

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