In Week 11 of the NFL season, I learned that... - ...the Jets are so bad, if the team were infected with COVID, most people would feel sorry for COVID. - ...the Cincinnati Bengals and their offensive line should be charged with neglecting and endangering a young-adult quarterback. - ...if Bill Belichick is doing commercials; talking about Syria at press conferences; and leading a 4-6 Patriots team, it might be 2020. - ..., if quarters were years, Derrick Henry would be like a fine wine. ...which could fly around a room and knock out random people. - ..., after her husband's team was shutout, Kelly (AKA Karen) Stafford will likely tweet that the 4-7 Carolina Panthers defense is a dictatorship. - ..., if the standard for a dad-bod was Mr. Universe, D.K. Metcalf would be the king of dad-bods. - ..., this coming Thursday, all teams not named the Philadelphia Eagles will be giving thanks for Carson Wentz. - ...Adam Thielen's trainer/glove manufacturer is apparently Clifford Franklin...