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The transcript for Podcast: "I Feel Snitty," Episode 91: "Crazy Uncle Tommy" is now available!

Podcast: I Feel Snitty Episode 91: Crazy Uncle Tommy Premiere Date: 11/24/20 Length: 6:15 (998 words) Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/crazy-uncle-tommy/ Transcript:  Welcome to I Feel Snitty , episode 91, entitled, “Crazy Uncle Tommy.” I’m your host, Craig Rozniecki.   We all have one, don’t we? That crazy uncle who regularly sends us emails which suggest Elvis has reincarnated into an alien named Evils and is currently residing on Venus; doesn’t know the first thing about anything but thinks he’s a member of what he calls “Mensal;” and is the subject of more jokes than a Nick Nolte mugshot? Yeah, you know the one. Well, please allow me to introduce you to the latest member of that ignominious club: former Auburn head football coach and incoming Alabama Senator Tommy Tuberville.   In a post-election interview with The Alabama Daily News , the Republican showed the world that there are times when that “dumb jock” stereotype rings true. Here are a few of t...

Podcast: "I Feel Snitty," Episode 91: "Crazy Uncle Tommy" is now available!

The latest episode of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "Crazy Uncle Tommy," is now available! Here's a brief description of the it:  Former Auburn head football coach and Republican Alabama Senator-elect Tommy Tuberville mixed up a few facts in a post-election interview, including what the three branches of government were. For those of you scratching your heads at home, no, the answer is not "Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms." In this episode, I quiz my rendition of Coach Tuberville on a host of subjects to conclude on whether or not his face should be posted next to the term "dumb jock" in the dictionary. Spoiler alert: it should. The episode can be heard in its entirety at this link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/crazy-uncle-tommy/

What I learned in Week 11 of the NFL season

In Week 11 of the NFL season, I learned that... - ...the Jets are so bad, if the team were infected with COVID, most people would feel sorry for COVID. - ...the Cincinnati Bengals and their offensive line should be charged with neglecting and endangering a young-adult quarterback. - ...if Bill Belichick is doing commercials; talking about Syria at press conferences; and leading a 4-6 Patriots team, it might be 2020. - ..., if quarters were years, Derrick Henry would be like a fine wine. ...which could fly around a room and knock out random people. - ..., after her husband's team was shutout, Kelly (AKA Karen) Stafford will likely tweet that the 4-7 Carolina Panthers defense is a dictatorship. - ..., if the standard for a dad-bod was Mr. Universe, D.K. Metcalf would be the king of dad-bods. - ..., this coming Thursday, all teams not named the Philadelphia Eagles will be giving thanks for Carson Wentz. - ...Adam Thielen's trainer/glove manufacturer is apparently Clifford Franklin...

Comments on my "The Stuttering John Show" appearance

I've received a few comments about my most recent appearance on "The Stuttering John Show" with John Melendez: - "I'm currently enjoying your appearance on the Stuttering John podcast." - "I really enjoyed the show." - "I want to thank you for being on his podcast & providing excellent content." - "The great Craig Rozniecki." - John Melendez My 11/19/20 appearance can be viewed just after the 1-hour mark at the following link:  https://stutteringjohnpodcast.libsyn.com/the-stuttering-john-podcast-november-19th-2020

Twitter trending-hashtags (10/20-11/19)

I've had some fun with trending hashtags over the past month. Here are my posts, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be viewed here: https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki ): 1) The United States is, without question, the stupidest country in the world. It's not even close. #MSNBC2020 1,121 Likes, 146 Retweets 2) George Lopez: "Hey, Joe. How's it going?" Biden: "Hey, George. It's going good." Trumpers: "OMG! He is so losing it! Everyone knows the guy's name is Donald Lopez!" #VoteLikeYourLifeDependsOnIt #Snark 777 Likes, 175 Retweets 3) McCaskill: "We need to learn how to talk to conservatives, Republicans in rural communities. Democrats have to stop acting like we're smarter. We're not." How do we talk to someone who believes science is a hoax; COVID isn't real; & Obama is the antichrist? #Election2020 794 Likes, 136 Retweets 4) After watching "Borat 2," I think it's safe to...