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Twitter trending-hashtags (10/20-11/19)

I've had some fun with trending hashtags over the past month. Here are my posts, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be viewed here: https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):

1) The United States is, without question, the stupidest country in the world. It's not even close.
#MSNBC2020
1,121 Likes, 146 Retweets

2) George Lopez: "Hey, Joe. How's it going?"
Biden: "Hey, George. It's going good."
Trumpers: "OMG! He is so losing it! Everyone knows the guy's name is Donald Lopez!"
#VoteLikeYourLifeDependsOnIt #Snark
777 Likes, 175 Retweets

3) McCaskill: "We need to learn how to talk to conservatives, Republicans in rural communities. Democrats have to stop acting like we're smarter. We're not."

How do we talk to someone who believes science is a hoax; COVID isn't real; & Obama is the antichrist?
#Election2020
794 Likes, 136 Retweets

4) After watching "Borat 2," I think it's safe to say the phrase "creepy AF" should be changed to "Giuliani AF."
#Borat2 #GiulianiTuck
814 Likes, 108 Retweets

5) Today's Republican Party:

Sabotage the USPS; limit drop boxes; tell the public mail-in voting is a fraud; limit early-vote tallying pre-11/3; and not count ballots after midnight on election day in the midst of a pandemic. Oh, but they stand for the anthem. 🙄
#VoteThemAllOut
574 Likes, 291 Retweets

6) Trump: "I take full responsibility. It's everyone else's fault."

Eh, what?
#DebateTonight
715 Likes, 100 Retweets

7) Democrats: "Rock the vote!"

Republicans: "Stop the vote!"

Oh, but kneeling during the anthem is unpatriotic... 🙄
#Election2020
581 Likes, 150 Retweets

8) Since it's been well established Donald Trump's native tongue is projectionism and he's been obsessively focusing on Joe Biden's son, Hunter, and his past mishaps in recent days, I think it's safe to assume one of his sons is in some deep sh*t. My money's on Don, Jr.
#VoteHimOut
475 Likes, 95 Retweets

9) BREAKING NEWS: "Donald Trump is suing California for having too many people"
#PostElection #Snark
507 Likes, 46 Retweets

10) John Lewis represented Georgia's 5th District.

The 5th District includes parts of Clayton County.

As of midnight, Clayton County will put Joe Biden in the lead in Georgia.
#Election2020
477 Likes, 70 Retweets

11) Democrats: "Let's pass a big relief bill to help families during this pandemic."

Republicans: "No, let's rush through a Supreme Court Justice to help us take away people's healthcare during the pandemic instead."
#VoteBlueDownBallot
382 Likes, 139 Retweets

12) Kanye West, Ice Cube, Lil Pump, and now Lil Wayne? What in the hell are these guys "smocking?"
#VoteBlueToSaveAmerica
440 Likes, 58 Retweets

13) Thank you, MSNBC, for cutting off the Man-Baby-In-Chief immediately after he started spewing bigly malarkey!
#Elections2020 #MSNBC2020
448 Likes, 44 Retweets

14) Every time I see the Georgia race tighten, I can't help but think of John Lewis. I hope we can win this for him. Rest in power.
#Election2020 pic.twitter.com/pItaxWvrBY
418 Likes, 73 Retweets

15) BREAKING NEWS: "Donald Trump is suing Rhode Island for falsely advertising that they're an island"
#PostElection #Snark
443 Likes, 42 Retweets

16) I tell you what, if Donald Trump worked as hard to stop COVID as he is at stopping democracy, we would have been rid of this virus back in February.
#Election2020
385 Likes, 89 Retweets

17) Dear Trumpers:

Trump "won" Pennsylvania, Michigan, and Wisconsin by a combined 77,744 votes in 2016.

Biden has won those three states by a combined 245,919+ votes in 2020.

So, suck it up, buttercups.
#Election2020results
381 Likes, 86 Retweets

18) The Trumps calling the Bidens a "crime family" would be like Ted Bundy calling Kellogg's a serial killer.
#VoteBlue
387 Likes, 70 Retweets

19) Giuliani: "I know crimes; I can smell them."

Well, that's because you're covered in them, dipsh*t...
#Election2020 #ConcedeTrump
390 Likes, 59 Retweets

20) So, it's unpatriotic to silently protest during the national anthem, but it's patriotic to reject the Constitution? Yeah, okay then...
#Election2020 #ConcedeNowTrump https://twitter.com/JasonSCampbell/status/1327383182661054465 …
350 Likes, 89 Retweets

21) BREAKING NEWS: "Donald Trump is suing Minnesota because he believes the state is lying about having 10,000 lakes, adding, 'No one can count that high!'"
#PostElection #Snark
384 Likes, 48 Retweets

22) BREAKING NEWS: "Donald Trump is suing Colorado for their mountains being too 'high'"
#Election2020 #Snark
381 Likes, 43 Retweets

23) Well, now that Biden has taken the lead in Georgia, we can stop counting the votes there, right, Trumpers?
#Election2020
375 Likes, 34 Retweets

24) "Biden Team Cancels Texas Event After Highway ‘Ambush’ by MAGA Cavalry"

The best people... https://www.thedailybeast.com/biden-camp-cancels-austin-texas-event-after-pro-trump-ambush-on-campaign-bus?source=twitter&via=desktop …
#VoteBlueToEndTheNightmare
248 Likes, 158 Retweets

25) Wow, are you kidding me? You know who should be suing who? Breonna Taylor should be suing you guys, but guess what? She can't, because you f*cking killed her.

https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/breonna-taylor-boyfriend-kenneth-walker-sued-by-louisville-police-sgt-jonathan-mattingly-for-emotional-distress-2020-10-29/?__twitter_impression=true …
#BlackLivesMatter #VoteBlue
310 Likes, 96 Retweets

26) Trump: "I pay millions and millions in taxes."

Yeah, to China.
#DebateTonight
327 Likes, 53 Retweets

27) Trump apparently just said his best pathway to victory includes winning Arizona. The AP called Arizona for Biden last night. So, yeah, good luck with that genius strategy...
#MSNBC2020
346 Likes, 33 Retweets

28) BREAKING NEWS: "Donald Trump is suing Michigan because he believes their lakes aren't so great, adding, 'I've had better'"
#PostElection #Snark
330 Likes, 35 Retweets

29) Here's what we've been waiting 4 years to say: Donald Trump, you're fired!
#Election2020
329 Likes, 35 Retweets

30) I think my favorite part of the debate last night was when Donald Trump said, "I take full responsibility. It's not my fault." That reminds me of the time I heard a guy say, "Yes, I'm the boy's father, but he's not my kid."
#DeepThoughts #DebateTonight
294 Likes, 67 Retweets

31) God, I love that man's voice! Sam Elliott for the win!
#VoteBlueToEndThisNightmare https://twitter.com/MediumBuying/status/1318716343311544320 …
274 Likes, 72 Retweets

32) BREAKING NEWS: "Jay Cutler's endorsement of Donald Trump was intercepted by Joe Biden and returned for a touchdown"
#VoteBidenHarris2020 #Snark
297 Likes, 43 Retweets

33)Dear Trumpers:

Presidential elections aren't like Donald Trump marriages. You don't get a do-over.
#Election2020
299 Likes, 40 Retweets

34) BREAKING NEWS: "Donald Trump is suing Pennsylvania because the Amish aren't following him on Twitter"
#Election2020 #Snark
298 Likes, 29 Retweets

35) Trump: "I know more about wind than you do, Joe."

Why? Because when the wind's blowing, you feel it go through one ear and out the other?
#DebateTonight
281 Likes, 37 Retweets

36) Biden: "People's lives are more important than money."

Trump: "Not true. Without money, there would be no people."
#DebateTonight #Snark
241 Likes, 69 Retweets

37) Lindsey Graham's attempt at getting the Georgia Secretary of State to throw out legal ballots to help Trump win shows two things:  Republicans don't care about the legality of votes so long as they're for their guy and if anyone's rigging the election, it's the GOP.
#Election2020
236 Likes, 65 Retweets

38) If things hold, I think the Rolling Stones should go to the White House and play "You Can't Always Get What You Want" for Trump.
#Election2020
273 Likes, 28 Retweets

39) Is anyone else slightly puzzled by these early exit polls? Especially the one which suggests 48% of voters think we're handling the COVID pandemic well? ...and that Biden would handle it better by just 2 to 4 points?
#MSNBC2020
252 Likes, 30 Retweets

40) Things are looking up this morning. We have leads in: Arizona, Nevada, Maine, Wisconsin, and Michigan, and could very well win Pennsylvania and Georgia. It may be closer than we would have liked, but we can still win this! Don't give up!
#MSNBC2020
251 Likes, 28 Retweets

41) BREAKING NEWS: "Donald Trump is suing Massachusetts for treason, claiming the pilgrims were traitors"
#Election2020 #Snark
245 Likes, 29 Retweets

42) Apparently, to Trumpers, while all lives matter, all votes don't.
#Election2020
233 Likes, 36 Retweets

43) Um, we've already voted. You can't maintain democracy by undoing democracy. When you played football and won a playoff game, I doubt you'd be okay with the losing opponent calling for a do-over and saying, "We're just trying to maintain the dignity of the game."
#Election2020 https://twitter.com/HerschelWalker/status/1324830731827355649 …
232 Likes, 32 Retweets

44) The GOP tried every voter-suppression tactic. From sabotaging the USPS to lying about mail-ins to gerrymandering to limiting drop-off boxes to anti-democratic lawsuits, yet we prevailed. They tried to silence our voice, but we fought back. The people have spoken!
#Election2020
215 Likes, 44 Retweets


45) BREAKING NEWS: "Donald Trump is suing New Mexico because he thinks 'New Mexicans need to speak gooder English'"
#Elections2020 #Snark
221 Likes, 34 Retweets

46) Well, it's no wonder Republicans are so offended by "Black Lives Matter." They don't even think Black Votes Matter.
#Election2020 #ConcedeAlready
214 Likes, 36 Retweets

47) Donald Trump is the kind of person who steals a lollipop from a child and then tweets that the child stole his lollipop.
#PostElection
212 Likes, 37 Retweets

48) Trump: "I banned travel to China. Biden was way behind me on that."

Um, he's not the president (yet), dumba$$.
#DebateTonight
224 Likes, 25 Retweets

49) Jay Cutler:
- 12 years in the league
- 2 winning seasons
- 1 playoff victory
- 1 Pro Bowl
- 160 interceptions
- 0 emotion

LEGEND!!! 🙄
#VoteBlue https://twitter.com/dhookstead/status/1321808068313829376 …
223 Likes, 24 Retweets

50) "Lou Dobbs goes after Lindsey Graham: 'I don't know why anyone' would vote for him"

Wait, I'm in agreement with Lou Dobbs? WTF?!?  https://thehill.com/homenews/media/522567-lou-dobbs-goes-after-lindsey-graham-i-dont-know-why-anyone-would-vote-for-him …
#VoteBlue
202 Likes, 40 Retweets

51) How many blank pages is that?
#VoteBlueToEndThisNightmare https://twitter.com/PressSec/status/1318670969653858305 …
213 Likes, 26 Retweets

52) Agreed! Let's start with the Trumps - especially your father.
#Election2020 https://twitter.com/DonaldJTrumpJr/status/1325524657802522624 …
214 Likes, 25 Retweets

53) False.

Joe Biden wants to count every legal vote.

Donald Trump wants to count only the votes for him.

Biden and I support democracy. You and Trump support Russia. Yes, that is a big difference.
#Elections2020 https://twitter.com/GOPLeader/status/1324455724202795012 …
197 Likes, 34 Retweets

54) Trump: "STOP THE FRAUD!"

We are stopping the fraud by voting you out!
#Election2020
196 Likes, 23 Retweets

55) Trump: "Stand for our flag, the anthem, our soldiers, our freedom, our democracy!"

Biden: "We must count every vote!"

Trump: "No, no! You can't do that! You can't do that! Only count votes for me!"
#PostElection #Snark
182 Likes, 32 Retweets

56) May the schwartz be with us on election day!
#VoteBiden https://twitter.com/maxbrooksauthor/status/1318930412610211841 …
161 Likes, 52 Retweets

57) It's been called! It's over! Finally! Thank you, voters, activists, resisters, and congratulations, President Joe Biden and Vice President Kamala Harris! We did it! We flushed the turd on November thir... Okay, November 7th.
#Election2020
188 Likes, 19 Retweets

58) BREAKING NEWS: "Donald Trump is suing Arizona for not being hot enough"
#Election2020 #Snark
191 Likes, 12 Retweets

59) It's ironic people were chanting "Four more years!" during this event, for they were uncertain if they would survive four more minutes.
#OmahaStranded #OmahaTrumpRallyDisaster
166 Likes, 33 Retweets

60) Trump: "I already won."
GOP: "Yeah!"

Biden: "I think I'm on track to win."
GOP: "How childish, irresponsible, and unpresidential! Shame on him! F*cker!"
#Election2020 #Snark
164 Likes, 30 Retweets

61) Remember when America sought to spread democracy to other countries? Yeah, we should practice it first before continuing that.
#MSNBC2020
167 Likes, 27 Retweets

62) BREAKING NEWS: "Donald Trump is suing Georgia for being on people's minds, instead of him"
#Election2020 #Snark
171 Likes, 22 Retweets

63) The Word of the Year in 2021 will be "Trumping," for after January 20th, whenever kids whine, cry, or pout, parents all over the world will tell them to "stop Trumping."
#Election2020
152 Likes, 40 Retweets

64) Trumpers are allegedly chanting "Stop the count!" in Detroit, Michigan. I'd like to clear up the matter. They were actually chanting "We can't count!"
#PostElection #Snark
168 Likes, 23 Retweets

65) Kudos to Steve Kornacki (SK) for his insane endurance & his patience with stupid questions.

SK: "Biden's lead has grown to 10k."
"How much is he winning by?"
SK: "10k"
"What exactly is that?"
SK: "Between 9,999 & 10,001"
"What are those?"
SK: "Numbers"
#Election2020 #Snark
172 Likes, 19 Retweets

66) It's official: on January 20th, "Sleepy Joe" will tell Donald Trump to wake the f*ck up and get the f*ck out.
#Election2020
173 Likes, 17 Retweets

67) In other words, Marco Rubio just admitted he's a terrorist sympathizer.
#VoteBlueToEndTheNightmare https://twitter.com/therecount/status/1323273438916710401 …
133 Likes, 56 Retweets

68) BREAKING NEWS: "Trafalgar predicts Trump will win every state by at least 250%, because of shy numbers"
#VoteEarly #VoteBidenHarris #Snark
175 Likes, 14 Retweets

69) - "I take full responsibility. It's not my fault."
- "I'm the least racist person in the room."
- "I know more about wind than Joe."
- "I've done more for blacks than anyone, with the possible exception of Abraham Lincoln."
- "Europe is a country."
#DebateTonight https://twitter.com/megynkelly/status/1319467519820922881 …
143 Likes, 42 Retweets

70) Need some entertainment? Just watch Biden's face when Trump speaks.
#DebateTonight
169 Likes, 14 Retweets

71) Not really. You and your ilk tried to rig this election too. Your dad was even impeached for it. We just came better prepared for your attempted rigging this time than we did 4 years ago.
#Election2020 https://twitter.com/DonaldJTrumpJr/status/1325417589288398850 …
154 Likes, 26 Retweets

72) Even when he's muted, Trump sounds like an a$$hole.
#DebateTonight
172 Likes, 8 Retweets

73) Amazing. CNN and MSNBC are being more conservative than Fox "News" when it comes to projecting Arizona for Biden.
#PostElection
172 Likes, 7 Retweets

74) Yes, brain-dead people. They all voted for Trump.
#Election2020 https://twitter.com/TuckerCarlson/status/1326634314835128326 …
153 Likes, 22 Retweets

75) BREAKING NEWS: "Donald Trump is suing Virginia because he claims that one time he got grounded for 'grabbing a woman by the virginia'"
#Election2020 #Snark
153 Likes, 22 Retweets

76) "Jack Nicklaus says he took hydroxychloroquine, doubts COVID-19 death count after endorsing Trump"
 

...and he injected Clorox into his driver to give it more power. Idiot.
https://sports.yahoo.com/jack-nicklaus-hydroxychloroquine-covid-19-deaths-donald-trump-endorsement-000926255.html …
#VoteBlueToEndTheNightmare
142 Likes, 32 Retweets

77) Lesley Stahl received death threats for just doing her job.

If that's the standard, I guess Donald Trump has never received a death threat.
#VoteBlue
146 Likes, 28 Retweets

78) Trump: "Look, I see a lot of low-IQ blacks, Mexicans, and Muslims in the audience. I'm the least racist person in the room, even less racist than this Indian broad up front here. Fact."
#DebateTonight #Snark
142 Likes, 30 Retweets

79) Trump called our men and women in uniform "suckers" and "losers." Well, that was just another case of projection, for his supporters are the suckers and he's the loser.
#Election2020
144 Likes, 25 Retweets

80) Translation: Marco Rubio believes in a dictatorship, not a democracy.

Time to vote his ass out.
#Election2020 https://twitter.com/marcorubio/status/1325254205863550978 …
143 Likes, 22 Retweets

81) DT has inspired me to say this bc it feels right.

Biden won: HI, AK, WA, OR, CA, ID, MT, ND, SD, NE, KS, OK, TX, UT, NV, AZ, NM, WY, CO, MN, WI, MI, OH, PA, IA, IL, IN, WV, KY, TN, MO, AR, MS, LA, AL, GA, SC, FL, NC, VA, MD, ME, NH, VT, MA, CT, RI, DE, DC, NY & NJ.
#PostElection
143 Likes, 22 Retweets

82) Well, I think Donald Trump showed us his healthcare plan last night. While some Democrats want Medicare for All, Donald Trump wants Hypothermia for All.
#VoteBlue
142 Likes, 22 Retweets

83) Kavanaugh: "The tests the teacher doesn't finish grading the day she gave it can't count. This includes the nerds who took it early, because they were like so ready. If the teacher didn't grade their tests in time? Zeroes for all of 'em! F*ck 'em & praise Jesus!"
#VoteBlue #Snark
128 Likes, 35 Retweets


84) BREAKING NEWS: "Donald Trump is suing Washington because he believes George became the first president through voter fraud"
#Election2020 #Snark
144 Likes, 16 Retweets

85) BREAKING NEWS: "It can now be proven that the deceased likes of Luciano Pavarotti, Hugo Chavez, and Frederick Douglass came back to life to rig the election in favor of Joe Biden"
#Election2020 #ConcedeTrump #Snark
138 Likes, 20 Retweets

86) The voters did decide. You lost. Now start packing.
#Election2020 https://twitter.com/GOPChairwoman/status/1325137130323120129 …
139 Likes, 19 Retweets

87) Weller: "How would you handle this next phase of the Coronavirus?"

Trump: "Words. Lots of words. Random words. A string of words coming out of my mouth. The best words, believe me. So many words, bigly."
#DebateTonight #Snark
123 Likes, 33 Retweets

88) BREAKING NEWS: "Donald Trump is suing Connecticut due to its name giving him flashbacks of a Connect Four beat-down he suffered in college"
#Elections2020 #Snark
143 Likes, 13 Retweets

89) Trump taxes paid:
- $200,000 to China
- $750 to the US

Making Chimerica Great Again.
#VoteHimOut
107 Likes, 47 Retweets

90) Fact-check: Not only are the pants on fire, the entire f*cking outfit is ablaze.
#DebateTonight https://twitter.com/Jim_Jordan/status/1319469934267727874 …
143 Likes, 11 Retweets

91) Approximately 12,500 died of H1N1 in this country. If that constitutes as "failed badly," then how in the world would you describe how you've handled COVID-19, which has killed over 230,000 Americans?
#VoteBlueToSaveAmerica https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1321151327448133633 …
116 Likes, 36 Retweets

92) Biden takes the lead in Wisconsin and Michigan.

Trumpers: "Stop the count! Stop the count! Stop the count!"

Um, sure?
#PostElection
141 Likes, 10 Retweets

93) I wish MSNBC would call more states for Biden, so I can come up with ridiculous reasons why Trump will sue them. Patience, Craig. Patience.
#Election2020
142 Likes, 9 Retweets

94) "Republicans publicly silent, privately disgusted by Trump’s election threats"

What else is new? Vote these cowardly enablers out!
https://politi.co/2HT21O9  
#VoteBidenHarrisToSaveAmerica
121 Likes, 29 Retweets

95) Favre had six too many concussions. Suppressing the vote & calling the media "the enemy of the people" is supporting free speech? Calling vets "suckers" & "losers" is supporting our military? Evading taxes in the U.S. while paying taxes in China is honorable? Mm, no.
#VoteBlue https://twitter.com/BrettFavre/status/1322154221584732163 …
121 Likes, 29 Retweets

96) "You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes, blood coming out of her wherever."

...and that was spoken like a man who's been violating and disrespecting women for 50 years.
#Election2020 https://twitter.com/megynkelly/status/1325419579187859456 …
126 Likes, 22 Retweets

97) I just saw that Donald Trump held a rally in Circlejerk, Ohio today. Fitting.
#VoteHimOut
134 Likes, 11 Retweets

98) If China elected a newborn baby as president, they would look smarter than us right now.
#MSNBC2020
129 Likes, 13 Retweets

99) I'll give you one - he's not Donald Trump.
#VoteBlueToSaveAmerica https://twitter.com/chuckwoolery/status/1321826926454054922 …
121 Likes, 20 Retweets

100) "Fraud" = "counting votes."

So, what he's essentially saying is, "If Republicans don't dig in and fight the counting of votes now, we will never win another election again."

Think about that. Not only are Trumpers anti-Democrat, they're anti-democracy.
#Election2020 https://twitter.com/mattgaetz/status/1324815627266199554 …
111 Likes, 27 Retweets

101) Translation: Donald Trump is about to re-lose Georgia.
#Election2020 #ConcedeTrump https://twitter.com/ajc/status/1328454045091180546 …
109 Likes, 23 Retweets

102) When GOPers say, "Release the Kraken," I think they mean, "Release the crackheads!"
#Election2020 #ConcedeNowTrump pic.twitter.com/rFxckGuGH8
116 Likes, 16 Retweets

103) "Biden event cancelled as 'armed' Trump supporters threaten campaign bus"

Trump: "LAW AND ORDER!"

No, CRIMINAL MINDS! https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-election-2020/us-election-biden-bus-trump-supporters-texas-event-cancelled-b1477876.html …
#VoteBlueToEndTheNightmare
89 Likes, 42 Retweets

104) ...or another way to look at it - Joe Biden will have handily broken the record for most votes cast for a presidential candidate in U.S. history.
#MSNBC2020 https://twitter.com/MeghanMcCain/status/1323995866521358336 …
116 Likes, 15 Retweets

105) BREAKING NEWS: "Donald Trump is suing Nevada for proving not all casinos go bankrupt"
#Elections2020 #Snark
119 Likes, 12 Retweets

106) BREAKING NEWS: "Donald Trump is suing Maryland for reverse racism, claiming Baltimore has 'too many black people,' but adding, 'I'm the least racist person in the whole universe thingy'"
#Election2020 #Snark
114 Likes, 16 Retweets

107) This isn't golf. The low score doesn't win, no matter how many times you tell your caddy to look away while you kick and throw the ball 200 extra times and then tell him to mark you down for 1.
#Election2020 #ConcedeNowTrump https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1328200072987893762 …
118 Likes, 12 Retweets

108) "Chuck Todd Asks if Joe Biden Taking Covid 'Too Seriously'"

What a frickin' douche. https://www.mediaite.com/news/watch-msnbcs-chuck-todd-asks-if-joe-biden-is-taking-covid-too-seriously/ …
#VoteBidenHarris2020
100 Likes, 26 Retweets

109) Really? Trump owes $1B overseas; paid $200k in taxes to China; has a bank account in China; called for Russia to interfere in the 2016 election; attempted to bribe Ukraine to interfere in the 2020 election, and yet Biden is the puppet?
#VoteBidenHarrisToSaveAmerica #Projection https://twitter.com/IngrahamAngle/status/1319259349945143297 …
100 Likes, 25 Retweets

110) Donald Trump is the kind of person who steals the ball from the ref, puts it in the hoop (on the 45th shot attempt), and calls the game over before it's even started.
#PostElection
106 Likes, 16 Retweets

111) BREAKING NEWS: "Donald Trump is suing Hawaii for giving away sex, saying, 'The only one who should be getting lei'd is me'"
#Election2020 #Snark
108 Likes, 11 Retweets

112) BREAKING NEWS: "Donald Trump is suing New Jersey for closing bridges, instead of building walls"
#Election2020 #Snark
113 Likes, 6 Retweets

113) "Rick Santorum Says Nobody Called Trump Racist Before He Was President Except For 'The Central Park Thing'"

Well, that's a load of santorum.
https://www.newsweek.com/rick-santorum-cnn-trump-racist-president-central-park-five-1541596 …
#DebateTonight
99 Likes, 18 Retweets

114) BREAKING NEWS: "Donald Trump is suing Maine for plagiarism, as he thinks they copied Augusta from Georgia"
#Election2020 #Snark
95 Likes, 20 Retweets

115) Update for the Trumpers out there:

- Biden now leads Michigan by 175,000.
- He also leads Pennsylvania by 73,000.
- Combined, that's 248,000 and trending upward.
- The Donald only "won" the two states by a combined 54,000 in 2016.
#Election2020 #ConcedeTrump
88 Likes, 26 Retweets

116) Well, if Trump has two balls - and that is highly debatable, Russia has one and China has the other, "bigly."
#VoteBidenHarrisToSaveAmerica
92 Likes, 22 Retweets

117) Trump: "I know more about doctor stuff and thingies than even doctors do, believe me."
#DebateTonight #Snark
96 Likes, 18 Retweets

118 Trumpers really are stable geniuses. The early vote seems to overwhelmingly favor Democrats. So, of course Trumpers think it's wise to block traffic and prevent people from voting. Playing like you're ahead even when you're behind. Keep at it, boys!
#VoteBiden
97 Likes, 17 Retweets

119) 306. Landslide. Blowout. Historic.
#Election2020 #BidenHarris2020 #ConcedeNowTrump https://twitter.com/KellyannePolls/status/803336493469204481 …
88 Likes, 25 Retweets

120) BREAKING NEWS: "Donald Trump is suing Illinois for child endangerment, as he once got lost in Wrigley Field's ivy when he was 45"
#Election2020 #Snark
103 Likes, 9 Retweets

121) Hearing about this White House "science office" declaring Trump ended #COVID gives me the strangest image. I see Donald Trump speaking about defeating COVID, with a "Mission Accomplished" sign hovering over him, as people around him die from the virus.
#VoteBlue
93 Likes, 16 Retweets

122) Corporate socialist Rubio says what?
#VoteBlueToEndTheNightmare https://twitter.com/marcorubio/status/1322899749784211458 …
93 Likes, 15 Retweets

123) Trump: "Immigrant children are much better in my cages than they are when with their parents. I have the best cages, folks. They're just fantastic. You don't even know."
#DebateTonight #Snark
93 Likes, 13 Retweets

124) Translation
Democrats: "We don't want any more people dying."

Trump: "I want lots more people to die."
#Election2020 #ConcedeNowTrump https://twitter.com/Jim_Jordan/status/1327395217398517763 …
83 Likes, 22 Retweets

125) "Half of Republicans say Biden won because of a 'rigged' election: Reuters/Ipsos poll"

...and only 29% feel he won fairly. F*cking idiots... https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-election-poll-idUSKBN27Y1AJ …
#Election2020 #ConcedeNowTrump
88 Likes, 17 Retweets

126) BREAKING NEWS: "Donald Trump is suing Oregon for animal cruelty, contending that Beavers and Ducks shouldn't be playing football"
#PostElection #Snark
95 Likes, 9 Retweets

127) The Trump team's genius closing argument:

The doctor with the highest approval rating in the country is an idiot. A highly respected journalist isn't very nice. Mister Rogers was kind of a wuss. Oh, and Joe Biden is a good father who loves his troubled son too much.
#VoteBlue
77 Likes, 26 Retweets

128) Trump: "The best way to protect people with pre-existing conditions is to take away healthcare from those with pre-existing conditions. Period."
#DebateTonight #Snark
79 Likes, 23 Retweets

129) Trump: "We're talking about something important like China and Joe talks about American families. Who cares about them? They don't matter. Vote Trump - all about family values."
#DebateTonight #Snark
80 Likes, 22 Retweets

130) I think you got one word wrong. What you probably meant, which also doesn't make a lick of sense, was, "Stephen Miller is one of the most talented, intelligent & kindest racists to work in president Donald Trump's administration!"
#Election2020 https://twitter.com/kayleighmcenany/status/1324842214418206726 …
92 Likes, 10 Retweets

131) BREAKING NEWS: "Donald Trump sues Nebraska's 2nd Congressional District for failing to be #1"
#PostElection #Snark
92 Likes, 10 Retweets

132) I see that Maine has been called for Biden, but am not seeing much with regard to the state's 2nd Congressional District. I saw Trump led there last night. Does anyone have any recent data there?
#MSNBC2020
100 Likes, 2 Retweets

133) Jebus, you're already drinking at 8:30 in the morning?
#DebateTonight https://twitter.com/RepMattGaetz/status/1319616561787801604 …
90 Likes, 9 Retweets

134) - You can get in a car, but can't drive it if you're drunk or not wearing a seatbelt.

- You can purchase a firearm, but can't shoot people for the hell of it.

- You can be a wrestling coach, but can't abuse wrestlers.

When will this madness end?!? 🙄
#COVID https://twitter.com/Jim_Jordan/status/1328724091252191232 …
79 Likes, 19 Retweets

135) LAW AND ORDER!!!
#ConcedeNowTrump https://twitter.com/mattgaetz/status/1329073018245681153 …
80 Likes, 18 Retweets

136) Hey, I've got another "My Cousin Vinny" quote, this time aimed at Giuliani himself: "Everything that guy just said was bullsh*t."
#Election2020 #ConcedeAlready
76 Likes, 16 Retweets

137) BREAKING NEWS: "Donald Trump is suing New Hampshire because 'whether a hampshire is new or old, it's so not a 10'"
#Election2020 #Snark
84 Likes, 8 Retweets

138) "A fortune made by a lying tongue is a fleeting vapor and a deadly snare." (Proverbs 21:6)
#VoteBlueToSaveAmerica https://twitter.com/marcorubio/status/1321846947435741184 …
76 Likes, 14 Retweets

139) Let me guess, you're holding this one outside a Chuck E. Cheese...
#ConcedeNowTrump https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1329408856733184008 …
77 Likes, 13 Retweets

140) Mike Judge's vision of "Idiocracy" wasn't nearly as ridiculous as it should have been.
#MSNBC2020
79 Likes, 8 Retweets

141) Please remember, if you steal a Biden sign, you're punishable by up to a $1,000 fine and 180 days in prison and if you steal a Trump sign, you're punishable by up to 1,000 rubles and a deportation to Moscow.
#VoteLikeYourLifeDependsOnIt
70 Likes, 17 Retweets

142) BREAKING NEWS: "Donald Trump sues Wisconsin, claiming it's the 8th deadly sin"
#PostElection #Snark
76 Likes, 10 Retweets

143) "Cruz: Hunter Biden attacks don't move 'a single voter'"

Eh, I agree? Wait, what? https://thehill.com/homenews/senate/522910-cruz-hunter-biden-attacks-dont-move-a-single-voter …
#VoteBlueToSaveAmerica
71 Likes, 14 Retweets

144) Hey, when it all comes down to it, the only poll that mattered was the election result and your guy lost. The end.
#Election2020 #ConcedeNowTrump https://twitter.com/DonaldJTrumpJr/status/1328111934529548288 …
78 Likes, 7 Retweets

145) BREAKING NEWS: "Donald Trump is suing Vermont because he claims 'the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang'"
#Election2020 #Snark
81 Likes, 3 Retweets

146) This about sums up the Donald Trump presidency and your choice tomorrow.

If you live in the present and have accepted this fact, vote for Joe Biden. If you want the country to regress 244 years, vote for Donald Trump.
#VoteBlueToEndTheNightmare https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1323344710023471116 …
64 Likes, 19 Retweets

147) Looking at this "Bobulinski" interview and hashtag, it appears as if Biden will lose big among Russian bots on election day. So sad.
#VoteBlue
73 Likes, 10 Retweets

148) BREAKING NEWS: "Donald Trump is suing Washington, D.C. for stealing his likeness with the Washington Monument"
#Election2020 #Snark
72 Likes, 10 Retweets

149) What would you know? You're just a coffee-boy.
#Election2020 #ConcedeNowTrump https://twitter.com/GeorgePapa19/status/1327423129493401600 …
74 Likes, 7 Retweets

150) "White House plots possible second-term Cabinet purge"

I give you reason #999,954,124,053,777,238,002,863,519 to vote for Joe Biden.

https://politi.co/34LfXCG  
#VoteBlueToEndTheNightmare
63 Likes, 17 Retweets


151) A Trumper calling Biden angry is like Pinocchio calling Honest Abe a "lying sack of sh*t."
#VoteBlueToEndTheNightmare https://twitter.com/David_Bossie/status/1322521795027734529 …
72 Likes, 7 Retweets

152) ...and they call the Steele Dossier a hoax. Hey, at least Christopher Steele exists.
#VoteBlue https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1321942389045497861 …
69 Likes, 8 Retweets

153) Dear MSNBC:

After telling us you're about to speak to someone in the battleground state of Florida, you really don't need to flash a large yellow image, which says, "Battleground State." Just sayin'. You're welcome.
#MSNBC2020
72 Likes, 4 Retweets

154) I'm still going to be angry AF.
#Election2020 #ConcedeNowTrump https://twitter.com/gregolear/status/1328860977366962177 …
64 Likes, 11 Retweets

155) To Trumpers, 1,000 = 1,000,000. It's no wonder they think 82% of the country makes over $400,000 a year.
#Elections2020 #MAGAMarchDC #ConcedeNowTrump https://twitter.com/kayleighmcenany/status/1327646530103369728 …
69 Likes, 5 Retweets

156) I'm seeing mixed reports on the number of outstanding votes in Pennsylvania, with some saying 350k and others saying 550k. Any idea on what's more accurate?
#Election2020
61 Likes, 12 Retweets

157) 2016
Trump loses the popular vote by 2.8 million
Trumpers: "Yeah! We won!"

2020
Trump loses the popular vote by 5.6 million+
Trumpers: "Wait, so that's good, right?"
#Election2020 #ConcedeNowTrump
62 Likes, 10 Retweets

158) "White House insists its 'huge' book of Trump's health-care accomplishments for 60 Minutes wasn't blank"

Yeah, he probably signed his name at the end of it...
https://news.yahoo.com/white-house-insists-huge-book-051321667.html …
#VoteLikeYourLifeDependsOnIt
58 Likes, 13 Retweets

159) Trump: "Immigrants who come here are murderers, rapists, and some are very bad people. I say this because I know some very fine murderers and rapists. True story."
#DebateTonight #Snark
59 Likes, 12 Retweets

160) I guess, when speaking to Donald Trump, Joe Biden really does need to hold up a sarcasm sign.
#DebateTonight
65 Likes, 6 Retweets

161) "Giuliani: Trump was being 'sarcastic' with tweet saying Biden won"

So the one time in his life that Trump was right about something, he was being sarcastic? Fine, I'll play along.

Number of times Trump's been right: 0
 https://thehill.com/homenews/sunday-talk-shows/526071-giuliani-trump-was-being-sarcastic-with-tweet-saying-biden-won …
#ConcedeNowTrump #Election2020
61 Likes, 9 Retweets

162) Well, I don't know what this guy is talking about, but one thing I do know is we need to get "rig" of Donald Trump by voting him out tomorrow.
#VoteBlueToEndTheNightmare https://twitter.com/DonaldJTrumpJr/status/1323294456372551681 …
68 Likes, 2 Retweets

163) If anyone's curious, my Parler username is TrumpLostGetTheF*ckOverIt.
#Election2020 #ConcedeNowTrump #Snark
65 Likes, 4 Retweets

164) Who wants our racist white guys? We'll auction them off, including Trump. F*ck it, we'll pay you to take them.
#MSNBC2020
62 Likes, 5 Retweets

165) Okay, so did MSNBC cut away from Donald Trump or Ali Velshi faster tonight?
#Election2020
64 Likes, 3 Retweets

166) You mean the unprecedented attacks on American democracy by Donald Trump since the very beginning of his presidency?
#Election2020 #ConcedeNowTrump https://twitter.com/BillOReilly/status/1328147978020909056 …
58 Likes, 8 Retweets

167) Trump: "I've done more for the black community than anybody, with the possible exception of Abraham Lincoln. Maybe. He may have freed the slaves, but I said black lives didn't matter."
#DebateTonight #Snark
60 Likes, 4 Retweets

168) If #SNL had Adele break character during their political sketches, they'd be 100 times better.
58 Likes, 4 Retweets

169) CNN right now
Person A: "If Joe Biden wins every state, how would the map look? Who would win?"

Person B: "Interesting question. Let's take a look, shall we?"
#PostElection #Snark
59 Likes, 2 Retweets

170) Trump Republicans want to turn the US to the Confederate States of Russia, as they stand for the anthem and claim they support the troops.
#MSNBC2020
48 Likes, 12 Retweets

171) BREAKING NEWS: "Donald Trump is suing New York for, while serving pizza, not automatically providing patrons with knives, forks, spoons, sporks, and spatulas"
#Election2020 #Snark
54 Likes, 4 Retweets

172) Fine. Let's all be "originalists" in the truest sense. The Earth is flat; we're all about the muskets; oh, and Natives are wondering what in the hell we're doing here. 🙄
#VoteHimOut https://twitter.com/GarrettVentry/status/1320813340143329280 …
48 Likes, 9 Retweets

173) In response to the pushback I've received w/regard to my snarky McCaskill post:

1. The first step to recovering from any addiction is admitting it.

2. Modern-day GOPers are addicted to fake news.

3. Until they admit this addiction, there's not much we can do.
#Election2020
53 Likes, 4 Retweets

174) "U.S. reports world record of more than 100,000 COVID-19 cases in single day"

Note to Trump: not all records are good. https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-usa-record-idUSKBN27G07S …
#VoteBlueToEndTheNightmare
39 Likes, 16 Retweets

175) You do realize you've been president for nearly 4 years, right? So, you heard it here, folks - according to Donald Trump, "fast" means "between 4 and 8 years." Meanwhile, in the bedroom, "slow" means "between 4 and 8 seconds."
#VoteBlueToSaveAmerica https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1318549645992300544 …
43 Likes, 11 Retweets

176) Please allow me to fix that for you.

*Remember when the legitimacy of the 2016 election was discussed because of Team Trump conspiring with Russia? Because I do!

You're welcome.
#Election2020 https://twitter.com/DonaldJTrumpJr/status/1325913710070784000 …
47 Likes, 7 Retweets

177) His response will be, "Many people are saying it tastes like Donald Trump."
#VoteHimOut https://twitter.com/DonaldJTrumpJr/status/1322255299466637312 …
47 Likes, 7 Retweets

178) "Nearly 127,000 Harris County drive-thru votes appear safe after federal judge rejects GOP-led Texas lawsuit"

Thank you! https://www.texastribune.org/2020/11/02/texas-drive-thru-votes-harris-county/?utm_campaign=trib-social-buttons&utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social …
#VoteBlueToEndTheNightmare
48 Likes, 6 Retweets

179) If Trump were a teacher...
One student gets a project done weeks early. The others get it done around the deadline. This is what he says w/regard to the one who got it done early:

"Stop the project! Start the project! Fake project! You're a fraud! Doesn't count!"
#Election2020
47 Likes, 5 Retweets

180) Jack Nicklaus looks and sounds defeated on "College GameDay." Aw, poor Trumper...
#Election2020results #ConcedeTrumpGameOver
51 Likes, 1 Retweet

181) Oh, really? ...and let me guess, you believe Donald Trump to be a "manly man?" Over 250,000 Americans have now died because of him, so how's that theory working out for you? Psst, death isn't survival, genius...
#Election2020 #ConcedeNowTrump https://twitter.com/RealCandaceO/status/1327691891303976961 …
39 Likes, 12 Retweets

182) So "the Kraken" is an elderly man-baby, who seems to know the law about as well as a puppy understands quantum physics, and is trying to make hair dye running down one's face sexy? Yeah, good luck with that...
#Election2020 #ConcedeAlready https://twitter.com/JennaEllisEsq/status/1329499307062472704 …
44 Likes, 6 Retweets

183) Crazy early-voting stat of the day:

Early Voting in Pennsylvania
2016: Republicans +7,000
2020: Democrats +460,000
https://targetearly.targetsmart.com/
#VoteEarly #VoteBlueToEndThisNightmare
37 Likes, 12 Retweets

184) Will this be held in Nambia, Nipple, or Button?
#Election2020 #ConcedeNowTrump https://twitter.com/aaronjcarpenter/status/1328875898196664321 …
45 Likes, 4 Retweets

185) Well, I hate to say it, but if Trump "wins" re-election, he may be right.

https://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/pat-robertson-prophesies-that-trump-will-win-reelection-then-the-end-times-will-begin/ …
#VoteBlueToEndThisNightmare
40 Likes, 8 Retweets

186) If this were "The Matrix":

Democrat: "I'll take one red pill."

Republican: "Give me a whole f*ckin' bottle of blue pills!"
#Election2020 #ConcedeNowTrump
45 Likes, 3 Retweets

187) It seems Trump didn't get the memo that yesterday was Whino Wednesday.
#DebateTonight
43 Likes, 2 Retweets

188) Oh, you know, the "sources" counting votes.

Trump: "The Ravens beat the Patriots last night."
Twitter: "Official sources see it differently."
Trumpers: "Who? Biased score-keepers?"
Eh, the Pats won 23-17.
#Election2020 #ConcedeNowTrump #Snark https://twitter.com/JennaEllisEsq/status/1328283517864861696 …
37 Likes, 6 Retweets

189) Eh, my guess is they lost it, like that $1B Trump lost a couple of times.

https://apnews.com/article/wisconsin-republican-party-hackers-stole-641a8174e51077703888e2fa89070e12 …
#VoteBidenHarris2020
38 Likes, 4 Retweets

190) "Televangelist Pat Robertson says God told him Trump will win, then an asteroid will hit Earth"

Newsflash: Donald Trump is the asteroid.

https://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/521993-televangelist-pat-robertson-says-god-told-him-trump-will-win-an …
#VoteBidenHarrisToSaveAmerica
39 Likes, 3 Retweets

191) BREAKING NEWS: "Donald Trump is suing Delaware because 'Wayne's World' proved it's 'boring AF'"
#Election2020 #Snark pic.twitter.com/zAFMwyvvh4
39 Likes, 1 Retweet

192) But you thought about it long enough to tweet this, which makes it sound as though you may not only have believed it for one second, but believed it for a couple of hours.
#Election2020 https://twitter.com/hughhewitt/status/1328647061001138176 …
33 Likes, 6 Retweets

193) Yeah, because at this time in 2016, there was a global pandemic which had already killed 225k+ Americans. Even for a GOPer, this false equivalency is pretty bad...
#VoteLikeYourLifeDependsOnIt https://twitter.com/EmeraldRobinson/status/1318585277284339714 …
31 Likes, 6 Retweets

194) So, apparently Republicans who believe that counting is a thing and that 2 is greater than 1 are RINOs. RIP GOP.
#Election2020 #ConcedeNowTrump
32 Likes, 5 Retweets

195) Major shrinkage!
#Election2020 https://twitter.com/Scaramucci/status/1326288442318270464 …
32 Likes, 3 Retweets

196) "Glenn Beck Says the 2020 Election Is a Spiritual Battle Against ‘Satan Himself’"

Well, Trump is Satan, so... https://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/glenn-beck-says-the-2020-election-is-a-spiritual-battle-against-satan-himself/ …
#VoteHimOut
31 Likes, 3 Retweets

197) Fitting that this is on a Saturday, for I see more cardboard cutouts than actual people.
#ConcedeTrumpGameOver https://twitter.com/AmyKremer/status/1327597802826952705 …
26 Likes, 7 Retweets

198) Do you have the file?
Toobin: "Let me whip it out."
No, the large file.
Toobin: "This is the hard copy."
No, that looks more like a floppy disk.
Toobin: "Shut it or I'll explode!"
I thought that was the whole idea. Need some Viagra?
Toobin: "Venmo? WTF is Venmo?"
#MeToobin #Snark
24 Likes, 6 Retweets

199) For as much as I tend to dislike Adam Sandler comedies, I have to say this scene from "Big Daddy" perfectly encapsulates Donald Trump. Yes, the little boy represents him.
#Election2020 #ConcedeNowTrump pic.twitter.com/1QRMppCGZt
24 Likes, 5 Retweets

200) Our founding fathers wanted us to become like a dictatorial foreign adversary, where we attempted to overturn the will of the people on election day, make the Constitution meaningless, transform into an autocracy, and spread a deadly virus while doing so?
#ConcedeTrump #Election https://twitter.com/CawthornforNC/status/1328114049813409792 …
25 Likes, 4 Retweets

201) Trebek: "'I see that your schwartz is as big as mine!'"

What is something Mel Brooks never wrote for character Joe Biden when battling Donald Trump?

Trebek: "That is correct!"
#VoteBiden
23 Likes, 5 Retweets

202) Mexico built them and then paid for them. Wait...
#DebateTonight https://twitter.com/KellyannePolls/status/1319459851999862784 …
24 Likes, 4 Retweets

203) Honey, I promise to quit drinking!
"Thank you, dear."

Sweetie, I'm gonna quit drinking again!
"Okay..."

Baby, I'm gonna quit drinking again, again!
"Whatever. Now you've got me drinking. Where'd you hide the f*cking bourbon?!?"
#VoteBlueToSaveAmerica
25 Likes, 2 Retweets

204) "John Daly supports President Donald Trump at debate: 'He’s like me and Jesus we love everyone'"

Donald Trump is as much like Jesus as Danny DeVito is like Arnold Schwarzenegger.
https://sports.yahoo.com/john-daly-supports-president-donald-trump-at-debate-hes-like-me-and-jesus-we-love-everyone-191530763.html …
#VoteBlueToSaveAmerica
22 Likes, 4 Retweets

205) "Exit Polls Can Be Misleading — Especially This Year"

Okay, this makes me feel better. Now where's my whiskey?
https://53eig.ht/3oMwCOj  
#MSNBC2020
17 Likes, 5 Retweets

206) No, that number is actually 12%. Read more than a headline and you might learn something.
#Election2020 #ConcedeNowTrump https://twitter.com/LibertyHangout/status/1329445164029530116 …
19 Likes, 2 Retweets

207) Just because a viewpoint is different doesn't make it "completely acceptable." She's spreading lies, which is furthering distrust in this country's institutions. That is completely unacceptable.
#Election2020 #ConcedeNowTrump https://twitter.com/DLoesch/status/1327847699408973824 …
17 Likes, 1 Retweet

208) Here's a new blog of mine, where I dissect a recent crazy ass poll. - https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2020/10/the-crazy-ass-poll-of-week.html …
#VoteHimOut2020
12 Likes, 4 Retweets

209) A guy gets lucky with wishful-thinking one time and is hailed a genius. According to him, I'm a shy Trump voter, because I'm embarrassed to admit I support Drumpf, so even if I state I'm supporting Biden in his poll, it's actually a vote for Trump. What a joke.
#VoteBlue https://twitter.com/RobertCahaly/status/1318741130507333638 …
15 Likes, 1 Retweet

210) I've heard of "blackface," but "blackhands?" I never knew that was a thing. Perhaps this is just Mitch posing for Trump, trying to show that he does actually have one black supporter.

https://www-forbes-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.forbes.com/sites/brucelee/2020/10/23/why-senator-mitch-mcconnells-hand-appears-discolored-here-are-some-possibilities/amp/?amp_js_v=a6&amp_gsa=1&usqp=mq331AQFKAGwASA%3D#aoh=16037491775532&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&amp_tf=From%20%251%24s&ampshare=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.forbes.com%2Fsites%2Fbrucelee%2F2020%2F10%2F23%2Fwhy-senator-mitch-mcconnells-hand-appears-discolored-here-are-some-possibilities%2F …
#VoteHimOut
12 Likes, 2 Retweets

211) Well, Trump was right - COVID is like the Keyser Soze of viruses: "...and like that, it's gone."

https://mobile-reuters-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/mobile.reuters.com/article/amp/idUSKBN27G07S?amp_js_v=a6&amp_gsa=1&usqp=mq331AQFKAGwASA%3D#aoh=16041512213329&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&amp_tf=From%20%251%24s&ampshare=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.reuters.com%2Farticle%2Fus-health-coronavirus-usa-record-idUSKBN27G07S …
#VoteBlueToEndTheNightmare
9 Likes, 3 Retweets

212) If you enjoyed my snark tonight, be sure to check out my podcast and books:

Podcast ("I Feel Snitty")
https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/

Books (including "Trumplandia" and "The Art of the Steal")
https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO%3Fref=dbs_a_mng_rwt_scns_share …
#DebateTonight
5 Likes, 3 Retweets

213) If curious, here's how my final update on the election polling numbers shakes out:

https://www.facebook.com/craig.rozniecki/posts/10164474829290207 …
#VoteHimOut
6 Likes, 2 Retweets

214) Tears...

https://amp-cnn-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2020/10/29/media/glenn-greenwald-quits-the-intercept/index.html?amp_js_v=a6&amp_gsa=1&usqp=mq331AQFKAGwASA%3D#aoh=16039982634626&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&amp_tf=From%20%251%24s&ampshare=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.cnn.com%2F2020%2F10%2F29%2Fmedia%2Fglenn-greenwald-quits-the-intercept%2Findex.html …
#VoteBiden
5 Likes, 1 Retweet

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