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Podcast: I Feel Snitty

Episode 88: The Stupidest Post in the World

Premiere Date: 11/13/20

Length: 16:38 (2,929 words)

Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/the-stupidest-post-in-the-world/

Transcript: 

Welcome to I Feel Snitty, episode 88, entitled, “The Stupidest Post in the World.” I’m your host, Craig Rozniecki.

 

If you’ve had a Facebook account for more than 15 seconds, chances are you’ve run into a post which has come across as so ridiculous, you checked the individual’s photo just to make sure a tinfoil hat didn’t write it. Well, I’m here to tell you I’ve stumbled upon one even more asinine than that. It was apparently written just after Joe Biden was announced as the 46^th President of the United States. Here it is, the stupidest post in the world.

 

“I believe every word. Sad for future generations...

 

This is what happened with the Election Now you understand why there was never any action against the Clintons or Obama, how they destroyed emails and evidence and phones and servers, how they spied and wiretapped, how they lied to FISA, had conversations on the tarmac, sent emails to cover their asses after key meetings, how Comey and Brennan and Clapper never were brought to any justice, how the FBI and CIA lied, how the Steele Dossier was passed along, how phones got factory reset, how leak after leak to an accomplice media went unchecked, why George Soros is always in the shadows, why Romney and Paul and Bush and McCain were all involved, why they screamed Russia and pushed a sham impeachment, why no one ever goes to jail, why no one is ever charged, why nothing ever happens. Why there was no wrongdoing in the FISA warrants, why the Durham report was delayed. Why Hunter will walk scott free. Why the FBI sat on the laptop. Why the Biden’s connection to China was overlooked as was unleashed the perfect weapon, a virus that could be weaponized politically to bring down the greatest ever economy and usher in unverifiable mail in voting. Why the media is 24/7 propaganda and lies, why up is down and down is up, right is wrong and wrong is right. Why social media silences the First Amendment and speaks over the President of the United States. This has been the plan by the Deep State all along. They didn’t expect Trump to win in 2016. He f*cked up their plans. Delayed it a little. They weren’t about to let it happen again. Covid was weaponized, Governors helped shut down their states, the media helped shame and kill the economy, and the super lucky unverifiable mail in ballots were just the trick to make sure the career politician allegedly with hands in Chinese payrolls that couldn’t finish a sentence or collect a crowd, miraculously became the most popular vote recipient of all time.

 

You have just witnessed a coup, the overthrow of the US free election system, the end of our constitutional republic, and the merge of capitalism into the slide toward socialism. What will happen next? Expect the borders to open up. Increased immigration. Expect agencies like CBP and INS and Homeland Security to be muzzled or even deleted. Law enforcement will see continued defunding. The electoral college will be gone. History erased. Two Supreme Court Justices might be removed. The Supreme Court will be packed. Your 2nd Amendment will be attacked. If you have a manufacturing job or oil industry job, get ready. If you run a business, brace for impact. Maybe you’ll be on the hook for slavery reparations, or have your suburbs turned into Section 8 housing. Your taxes are gonna go up, and businesses will pay more. I could go on and on. There is no real recovery from this. The elections from here on will be decided by New York City, Chicago, and California. The Republic will be dead. Mob rule and appeasement will run rampant. The candidate who offers the most from the Treasury will get the most votes. But the votes voted won’t matter, just the ones received and counted. That precedent has been set.

 

Benjamin Franklin was walking out of Independence Hall after the Constitutional Convention in 1787, when someone shouted out, ‘Doctor, what have we got? A republic or a monarchy?’

 

Franklin responded, ‘A republic, if you can keep it.’

 

Ladies and gentlemen, you will now lose your Republic. You turned from God. You turned from family. You turned from country. You embraced degeneracy culture. You celebrated and looked to fools. You worshipped yourselves selfishly as you took for granted what men died to give you. You disregarded history and all it teaches. On your watch, America just died a little. It’s likely she’ll never be the same again.

 

Some of you have no idea what you’ve done. Sadly, some of you did.”

 

Okay, now that you’ve inevitably grabbed some Excedrin and taken it with a bottle of bourbon, I’m going to dissect this post.

 

It starts with, “I believe every word. Sad for future generations...”

What, that you believe every word of a Facebook post started by a literal tinfoil hat? Yes, that is sad, regardless of the generation.

 

The author then says, “This is what happened with the Election Now you understand why there was never any action against the Clintons or Obama, how they destroyed emails and evidence and phones and servers, how they spied and wiretapped, how they lied to FISA, had conversations on the tarmac, sent emails to cover their asses after key meetings, how Comey and Brennan and Clapper never were brought to any justice, how the FBI and CIA lied, how the Steele Dossier was passed along, how phones got factory reset, how leak after leak to an accomplice media went unchecked, why George Soros is always in the shadows, why Romney and Paul and Bush and McCain were all involved, why they screamed Russia and pushed a sham impeachment, why no one ever goes to jail, why no one is ever charged, why nothing ever happens.”

I hate to be the run-on sentence police, but holy shit, Batman! Okay, so this piece is off to a strong trippish start, as only a person experiencing acid flashbacks could ever potentially follow along. Having said that, I’m going to try and rebut it all, point by point, or in this case, nonpoint by nonpoint. Okay, first of all, Bill Clinton was impeached. Destroying emails sounds a bit over-the-top. It’s called “deleting.” If I receive an angry email from an ex, it’s not like I call them and say, “Hey, yeah, just so you know, I totally destroyed your email! Mic drop!” It’s been proven Obama never actually wiretapped or spied on Trump. Saying they lied to FISA is technically a lie, so there’s that. I’m not sure what’s illegal about having conversations on a tarmac. It’s not like the First Amendment of the Constitution reads, “Everyone is granted freedom of speech, unless it’s on a goddamn tarmac!” Sent emails to cover their asses after key meetings? What were these key meetings, and wouldn’t the sending of emails make it less likely they could cover their asses? Just ask Hillary Clinton what she thinks about the notion of a person attempting to cover his or her ass by the sending of emails… James Comey, although I feel he had no ill intention upon doing so, hurt Hillary Clinton’s chances of being elected with his seeming last-second announcement that her emails were going to be investigated. So, what? Is this pro-Trump author saying he wishes Comey hadn’t conducted said investigation just prior to the 2016 election and Hillary Clinton won as a result, meaning Donald Trump would have never become president? Interesting… When did the FBI and CIA lie? I’m noticing a trend here – zero evidence or even citations. How was the Steele Dossier passed along? I’m curious to hear their response. I’m guessing it includes: a flying DeLorean, walkie talkies, and a planet they call Xerox. I’m honestly not sure where they’re going with the phone-factory-reset bit, but I’ll do as much research on it as they apparently did and not check up on it at all. It’s pretty rich for any Trump supporter to lambast the media for not checking the validity of a leak prior to reporting it, considering Trump has reported at least 20,000 false leaks in his 4 years in office. We’ve finally reached the George Soros portion of the post. Be sure to check that off your Right-Winger Conspiracy Bingo Cards. What is it with their obsession over this guy? He’s 90-fricking-years-old. When’s the last time you heard about a 90-year-old organizing protests and marches nationwide and being two steps ahead of every new technological advancement? Take your time, especially if you’re over 90… Romney, Paul, Bush, and McCain were all involved? Involved in what? Mitt Romney was the Republican nominee just 4 years prior to Trump. Rand Paul is balls deep in Russia blackmail material, so he’s now BFFs with Trump. Bush? Which Bush? W., Jeb, Laura, or Gavin Rossdale? John McCain, may he rest in peace, is dead. What is it with Trumpsters and dead people? They apparently have a 7^th sense, for not only can they see dead people, but they can see them voting and conspiring against a sitting president. As far as Russia goes, Republican Bob Mueller concluded Russia did interfere in the 2016 election; Donald Trump obstructed his investigation on at least ten occasions, and it couldn’t be concluded one way or the other whether or not Trump conspired with Russia, due to said incidents of obstruction. Oh, and Trump’s impeachment had nothing to do with Russia. He attempted to blackmail Ukraine to dig up dirt on Joe Biden. The last bit in this section is especially funny, for people have been charged and gone to jail – those affiliated with Donald Trump. Moving on… Finally…

 

“Why there was no wrongdoing in the FISA warrants, why the Durham report was delayed. Why Hunter will walk scott free. Why the FBI sat on the laptop. Why the Biden’s connection to China was overlooked as was unleashed the perfect weapon, a virus that could be weaponized politically to bring down the greatest ever economy and usher in unverifiable mail in voting. Why the media is 24/7 propaganda and lies, why up is down and down is up, right is wrong and wrong is right. Why social media silences the First Amendment and speaks over the President of the United States. This has been the plan by the Deep State all along. They didn’t expect Trump to win in 2016. He f*cked up their plans. Delayed it a little. They weren’t about to let it happen again. Covid was weaponized, Governors helped shut down their states, the media helped shame and kill the economy, and the super lucky unverifiable mail in ballots were just the trick to make sure the career politician allegedly with hands in Chinese payrolls that couldn’t finish a sentence or collect a crowd, miraculously became the most popular vote recipient of all time.”

 

We go from the longest run-on sentence in recorded history to sentence fragments, and lots of them. Even a 2^nd grade English teacher has to be shaking his or her head. Also, paranoia much? Holy shit! The bit about the FISA warrants and Durham Report had nothing to do with conspiring to get Trump out of office. Hunter Biden wasn’t accused of a crime, and by the way, he wasn’t running for office. While that seems irrelevant to individuals such as this author, I think it’s a rather pertinent point. The FBI “sat” on his laptop – hopefully not literally – because it possessed so many red flags, people mistook it for Russia’s. The next claim is something. This person is alleging that Joe Biden’s connection to China is so strong, they corroborated to release a deadly virus across the world, in order to shut down the U.S. economy, prompt the 159-year-old tradition of mail-in voting, which would then, in turn, end the Trump presidency. Wow. This is one of the most insane allegations I’ve ever read. Never mind the fact Trump has a bank account in China or the fact he’s been documented as paying hundreds of thousands of dollars more in taxes in China than in the U.S., but yeah, Biden is the one with the connection… Let’s also ignore the elephant in the room, which is the fact Donald Trump ignored the pandemic until it was too late. If he had acted, you know, presidential, and taken control of the situation before it took control of him, he would have been re-elected without any challenge whatsoever. Also, the economy wasn’t the strongest in history and the strength of it had nothing to do with Trump. He inherited a strong economy from Obama, and well, look what’s happened to it 4 years after he took the reins. Oh, and did I mention mail-in voting has been around since the Civil War? I think I did… Right-wing media is nothing but propaganda and lies. I think the author missed that little detail. How is social media speaking over the “president?” Donald Trump’s life revolves around Twitter. Even when he’s tweeting bullshit, which is about as often as a sumo wrestler’s heart beats after sex, his account doesn’t get suspended. He simply receives a note, which basically says, “Oh, Donnie, you made another boo-boo. This isn’t true. Okay, have a nice day.” Okay, and what is this deep state? Is it like a valley or a canyon? There’s a lot of repetition through the rest of this section, so I’ll refrain from touching on everything, but will say COVID is real. Over 245,000 people have died in this country because of it, and things are only getting worse. There was a world-record 142,000 new cases in the U.S. yesterday. Perhaps this is part of the reason why Trump’s opponent, Joe Biden, has shattered the record for most votes received in a presidential election in this country’s history – because Donald Trump has no plan to contain Coronavirus 9 months after its inception; hundreds of thousands of people are dying; millions are without a job; and he is, without question, the worst president in the history of the United States. Besides that, though, he’s done a great job…

 

The author, and I use that term very loosely, closes with this:

 

“You have just witnessed a coup, the overthrow of the US free election system, the end of our constitutional republic, and the merge of capitalism into the slide toward socialism. What will happen next? Expect the borders to open up. Increased immigration. Expect agencies like CBP and INS and Homeland Security to be muzzled or even deleted. Law enforcement will see continued defunding. The electoral college will be gone. History erased. Two Supreme Court Justices might be removed. The Supreme Court will be packed. Your 2nd Amendment will be attacked. If you have a manufacturing job or oil industry job, get ready. If you run a business, brace for impact. Maybe you’ll be on the hook for slavery reparations, or have your suburbs turned into Section 8 housing. Your taxes are gonna go up, and businesses will pay more. I could go on and on. There is no real recovery from this. The elections from here on will be decided by New York City, Chicago, and California. The Republic will be dead. Mob rule and appeasement will run rampant. The candidate who offers the most from the Treasury will get the most votes. But the votes voted won’t matter, just the ones received and counted. That precedent has been set.

 

‘Benjamin Franklin was walking out of Independence Hall after the Constitutional Convention in 1787, when someone shouted out, ‘Doctor, what have we got? A republic or a monarchy?’’

 

Franklin responded, ‘A republic, if you can keep it.’

 

Ladies and gentlemen, you will now lose your Republic. You turned from God. You turned from family. You turned from country. You embraced degeneracy culture. You celebrated and looked to fools. You worshipped yourselves selfishly as you took for granted what men died to give you. You disregarded history and all it teaches. On your watch, America just died a little. It’s likely she’ll never be the same again.

 

Some of you have no idea what you’ve done. Sadly, some of you did.”

 

Well, I think we can rest assured the author of this “piece” speaks one language – gibberish. This portion of the letter contains more contradictions than the Bible. They’re saying we’ve overturned democratic elections by the counting of votes. Not only that, but they’re somehow claiming that the electoral college is democratic. He even goes so far as to say that the only votes which will count are the votes voted, received, and counted. If that’s not terrifying, I honestly don’t know what is. Oh, and the Supreme Court will simultaneously be shrunk and packed. Crime will go up, but police will be defunded. This will include immigrants, like the author’s family, stepping foot inside our country. Oh, the horror! Cars will be flying! Ears will be talking! Birds will be mooing! We’re on the brink of total anarchy, folks.

 

Well, I must be going, for I feel the need to again check the profile photo of the author who sent this, just to make sure it wasn’t a tinfoil hat, with a cartoon bubble, which says, “I’m not a tinfoil hat; you’re the tinfoil hat!”

 

That’s it for today’s episode. I’ll see you again next week. Until then, you can check me out on Podbean, Twitter, Amazon, and Blogger. This has been I Feel Snitty, with Craig Rozniecki. Take care.