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It's ACORN's fault Obama won the election! The only problem with that theory is...

The Republican Party continues to be in denial about last month's election. I've heard the following reasons as to why Republicans lost seats in the House, the Senate, as well as a chance to win  back the White House: The electoral college, Gary Johnson, voter suppression, Chris Christie, Hurricane Sandy, the media, voters dependent on government, voter fraud, racists, and the most recent (possibly my favorite) is ACORN.

Yeah, in a new poll released by Public Policy Polling, it was found that 49% of Republican voters nationally think that the group known as ACORN stole the election for Obama.

There's only one problem with that theory. It's only a minor one, but is a problem nonetheless. ACORN no longer exists.

Following this trend, I believe Republicans will blame the following for their defeat in the 2012 election at some point before the 2016 election:

The dodo bird
Tyrannosaurus Rex
Elvis Presley
Realistic reality shows
Good defenses in college football
Honest salespeople
Funny Adam Sandler movies
Al Capone
Gumby
Non-delusional Republicans


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/04/acorn-republican-voters_n_2239298.html?utm_hp_ref=politics

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