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Pastor James David Manning's greatest fear is "homo demons"

"Dr." James David Manning - pastor of the ATLAH Worldwide Missionary Church in Harlem - is making the headlines due to a sign outside his church and a tangent he released via video.

On the sign reads this message: "OBAMA HAS RELEASED THE HOMO DEMONS ON THE BLACK MAN. LOOK OUT BLACK WOMAN. A WHITE HOMO MAY TAKE YOUR MAN"

That was inspired by the video he released, where he said the following:

"This is devastating what Obama is doing to the black man and the black woman, and how the white homo is now moving into the black neighborhoods looking for black men that have been converted to homosexuality. But black woman let me say something to you: you have a very hard time competing against a white heterosexual male. He's usually got money -- a white homo usually has an American Express card. He usually has an opportunity at the theater -- homos love the theater. They love to go out to dinners, parties, they love that kind of a thing... black people need to rise up in mass and recognize the utter destruction that Obama is going in to destroy the black family with these homosexual statements that he has done and release of demons."

First of all, I'm curious to see what these "homo demons" look like. Do they look like a hybrid of Satan and George Michael? A gremlin and Elton John? Little Chucky and Ricky Martin? In any case, I think Pastor Manning would be doing everyone a favor - comedians in particular - if he were to draw us a picture of a "homo demon." Thanks in advance...

Secondly, it sounds like Mr. Manning doesn't have much faith that heterosexual African-American men will continue being straight after the "homo demon" circus comes to town! With his kind of logic, should heterosexual African-American men now be paranoid about lesbian women stealing their wives from them? Does he truly think homosexuals have gathered together and are currently going on a never-ending  Gay Conversion tour? What happens at these events? Theater performances? Lots of good food? Partying? Modeling American Express cards? That sounds like quite the grand ol' time! According to Manning, many homosexuals at these events would try to convert heterosexual African-American men through the following conversation, and according to the pastor, these straight men would change sides!

Lance Gaydar: "So, you're straight, are you?"

Jerome McFly: "Yeah"

Lance: "Well, I'm gay, and I bet I can convert you in just two minutes."

Jerome: ::laughs:: "Not a chance..."

Lance: "Okay - we shall see... So, do you like money? I have a lot of it and could get you just about anything you've ever wanted..."

Jerome: "Yeah, I like money. Who doesn't? But I'm still not gay."

Lance: "Okay... What about fine dining? Top-of-the-line parties? Theater?"

Jerome: "Sure, I do - well, except for theater. I'd rather watch football."

Lance: "What if I tackled you right now? Would you like that?"

Jerome: "Dude, I told you - I'm not gay!"

Lance: "Sure, sure... So, no matter what I say, you're never going to want my penis. Is that what you're saying to me right now?"

Jerome: "Yeah - I like women. Period."

Lance: "Well, what if I showed you this?" ::pulls out an American Express card::

Jerome: "Oh my God! I love you!"

Lance: "I knew it! Gets them every time. So, why don't you come back to my place and we can put this card and other things into action?"

Jerome: "I'm so turned on right now! Yes! Yes! Yes!"

Lance: "Not yet, hot stuff... Now, just come with me... ...and yes, I mean that in more ways than one..."

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/02/26/atlah-church-anti-gay_n_4860972.html

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