I had a great deal of fun on my Twitter account Thursday night during the two GOP debates again. I posted 37 tweets in all. Here they are, ordered from the most to the least popular (the rest of my tweets can be viewed here: https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):
1) Cruz: "Mine measures 6 inches. How about you?"
Trump: "7 inches!"
Cruz: "I meant 10!"
Trump: "At least mine was born here!"
#GOPDebate
39 Likes, 25 Retweets
2) Christie: "Obama is a dictator, he & his 227 executive orders, unlike Reagan & his 381 executive orders!"
#GOPDebate
24 Likes, 28 Retweets
3) Santorum: "We're too PC in this country! We're afraid of offending anyone!"
PBO: "These 3 are idiots. Offensive enough for you?"
#GOPDebate
24 Likes, 17 Retweets
4) Trump: "I have many many Muslim friends, but don't want any of them in this country."
#GOPDebate
22 Likes, 17 Retweets
5) Fox Business: "Gov. Christie, how would you fight off terrorists?"
Christie: "By telling you how Obama has failed fighting them!"
#GOPDebate
29 Likes, 9 Retweets
6) Rubio: "Even though there's been job growth every month since the implementation of Obamacare, it's a certified job killer!"
#GOPDebate
18 Likes, 19 Retweets
7) Huckabee: "Obama is cray-cray! Now let me tell you about my best friends Kim Davis and Josh Duggar..."
#GOPDebate
19 Likes, 17 Retweets
8) Santorum: "Obama has destroyed this economy! We lost 4.4 million jobs in Bush's last 12 months & need to go back to that!"
#GOPDebate
14 Likes, 19 Retweets
9) Carly Fiorina is talking. PolitiFact is already ruling her comments "Pants on Fire."
#GOPDebate
19 Likes, 13 Retweets
9) Rubio: "If he could, Obama would take away everyone's water bottles. I don't have any proof, but it still horrifies me!"
#GOPDebate
25 Likes, 7 Retweets
11) Cavuto: "Gov. Christie, what do you think about the war on cops myth my Fox News friends & I made up but believe to be factual?"
#GOPDebate
22 Likes, 6 Retweets
12) Huckabee (mumbles): "Please don't ask me about the Duggars. Sweet baby Jesus, I pray I don't get asked about the Duggars."
#GOPDebate
16 Likes, 11 Retweets
13) Rubio: "Hillary lied to 4 families!. Bush lied to thousands of families. Bush was eligible to be president. Hillary is not!"
#GOPDebate
15 Likes, 11 Retweets
14) Jeb: "We're much worse off today than we were when Obama became president! Just look at 9/11 - that was Obama's fault!"
#GOPDebate
15 Likes, 9 Retweets
15) Taking a slow-talking Ben Carson out of context
"As I've traveled this country, I've met so many Americans."
That's deep.
#GOPDebate
14 Likes, 7 Retweets
15) Trump: "If I'm elected president, we will win in everything we do, including Olympic curling."
#GOPDebate
14 Likes, 7 Retweets
17) Rubio: "My middle name is hyphenated. It's Hyperbolic-Paranoia."
#GOPDebate
12 Likes, 8 Retweets
17) Cruz: "New York sucks! I'm just sayin'. I don't mean any offense, but I'm just sayin'."
#GOPDebate
15 Likes, 5 Retweets
19) Trump: "Guns don't pull the trigger; people do, and guns fire harmless bullets. That's just how it is. It's science."
#GOPDebate
11 Likes, 8 Retweets
20) Christie: "We need to build our alliances around the world, like we did under Bush when he lied to the world about WMDs!"
#GOPDebate
9 Likes, 8 Retweets
21) GOP JV table: "We're as anti-government as it gets! Now elect one of us as the leader of our government!"
#GOPDebate
9 Likes, 7 Retweets
21) Huckabee: "Doctors are wrong to say guns are a healthcare concern, but Obamacare is exactly like gun control!"
#GOPDebate
11 Likes, 5 Retweets
23) Carson: "In my most excited monotone voice, let me just say if Hillary wins the next election, the world is over as we know it."
#GOPDebate
11 Likes, 4 Retweets
23) Christie:"The wage gap may have started under Reagan & the recession under Bush, but the middle class woes is all Obama's fault!"
#GOPDebate
11 Likes, 4 Retweets
23) Jeb: "Gun violence is about mental health, so let's take it to Congress, a group that really knows what crazy is all about!"
#GOPDebate
12 Likes, 3 Retweets
26) GOP: "Most Americans may agree w/expanding background checks, but we're not most Americans! So, like, yeah!"
#GOPDebate
6 Likes, 7 Retweets
27) Christie: "If I become president, I will file a restraining order against Hillary Clinton; that's a promise!"
#GOPDebate
10 Likes, 2 Retweets
28) Huckabee: "There is no such thing as a radical Christian. Now let me talk to you all about radical Muslims."
#GOPDebate
5 Likes, 5 Retweets
28) Rick Santorum sounds mad. He was probably reminded pre-debate what his last name means... (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=santorum&defid=942955 …)
#GOPDebate
6 Likes, 4 Retweets
30) Fiorina: "For my closing comments, I'm going to give my best Johnny Five impersonation from the film 'Short Circuit.'"
#GOPDebate
5 Likes, 3 Retweets
31) Huckabee: "I will treat every person as a person, even though I don't believe they should all be afforded equal rights."
#GOPDebate
3 Likes, 4 Retweets
32) Cruz: "Let me tell you about the real Axis of Evil - it starts with Hillary Clinton and the New York Times!"
#GOPDebate
4 Likes, 2 Retweets
32) Rubio: "Cruz is a hypocrite!"
Cruz: "So are you!"
Rubio (impersonates Jack Palance from City Slickers): "I crap bigger than you!"
#GOPDebate
5 Likes, 1 Retweet
34) Santorum: "Google 'Santorum'!"
#GOPDebate
4 Likes, 1 Retweet
35) GOP JV table: "Reagan was the best president ever! Wage gaps have been increasing since his time! We need to stop that trend!"
#GOPDebate
4 Likes, 0 Retweets
35) Santorum: "I always win! Even when I lose, I win! Just look at the current polls!"
#GOPDebate
4 Likes, 0 Retweets
37) Fox Business: "What do you think about Obama's comments on the economy?"
Cruz: "I'll make a strong Commander-in-Chief! Yee-haw!"
#GOPDebate
3 Likes, 0 Retweets
Overall: 489 Likes, 303 Retweets (averages of 13.2 Likes, 8.2 Retweets
1) Cruz: "Mine measures 6 inches. How about you?"
Trump: "7 inches!"
Cruz: "I meant 10!"
Trump: "At least mine was born here!"
#GOPDebate
39 Likes, 25 Retweets
2) Christie: "Obama is a dictator, he & his 227 executive orders, unlike Reagan & his 381 executive orders!"
#GOPDebate
24 Likes, 28 Retweets
3) Santorum: "We're too PC in this country! We're afraid of offending anyone!"
PBO: "These 3 are idiots. Offensive enough for you?"
#GOPDebate
24 Likes, 17 Retweets
4) Trump: "I have many many Muslim friends, but don't want any of them in this country."
#GOPDebate
22 Likes, 17 Retweets
5) Fox Business: "Gov. Christie, how would you fight off terrorists?"
Christie: "By telling you how Obama has failed fighting them!"
#GOPDebate
29 Likes, 9 Retweets
6) Rubio: "Even though there's been job growth every month since the implementation of Obamacare, it's a certified job killer!"
#GOPDebate
18 Likes, 19 Retweets
7) Huckabee: "Obama is cray-cray! Now let me tell you about my best friends Kim Davis and Josh Duggar..."
#GOPDebate
19 Likes, 17 Retweets
8) Santorum: "Obama has destroyed this economy! We lost 4.4 million jobs in Bush's last 12 months & need to go back to that!"
#GOPDebate
14 Likes, 19 Retweets
9) Carly Fiorina is talking. PolitiFact is already ruling her comments "Pants on Fire."
#GOPDebate
19 Likes, 13 Retweets
9) Rubio: "If he could, Obama would take away everyone's water bottles. I don't have any proof, but it still horrifies me!"
#GOPDebate
25 Likes, 7 Retweets
11) Cavuto: "Gov. Christie, what do you think about the war on cops myth my Fox News friends & I made up but believe to be factual?"
#GOPDebate
22 Likes, 6 Retweets
12) Huckabee (mumbles): "Please don't ask me about the Duggars. Sweet baby Jesus, I pray I don't get asked about the Duggars."
#GOPDebate
16 Likes, 11 Retweets
13) Rubio: "Hillary lied to 4 families!. Bush lied to thousands of families. Bush was eligible to be president. Hillary is not!"
#GOPDebate
15 Likes, 11 Retweets
14) Jeb: "We're much worse off today than we were when Obama became president! Just look at 9/11 - that was Obama's fault!"
#GOPDebate
15 Likes, 9 Retweets
15) Taking a slow-talking Ben Carson out of context
"As I've traveled this country, I've met so many Americans."
That's deep.
#GOPDebate
14 Likes, 7 Retweets
15) Trump: "If I'm elected president, we will win in everything we do, including Olympic curling."
#GOPDebate
14 Likes, 7 Retweets
17) Rubio: "My middle name is hyphenated. It's Hyperbolic-Paranoia."
#GOPDebate
12 Likes, 8 Retweets
17) Cruz: "New York sucks! I'm just sayin'. I don't mean any offense, but I'm just sayin'."
#GOPDebate
15 Likes, 5 Retweets
19) Trump: "Guns don't pull the trigger; people do, and guns fire harmless bullets. That's just how it is. It's science."
#GOPDebate
11 Likes, 8 Retweets
20) Christie: "We need to build our alliances around the world, like we did under Bush when he lied to the world about WMDs!"
#GOPDebate
9 Likes, 8 Retweets
21) GOP JV table: "We're as anti-government as it gets! Now elect one of us as the leader of our government!"
#GOPDebate
9 Likes, 7 Retweets
21) Huckabee: "Doctors are wrong to say guns are a healthcare concern, but Obamacare is exactly like gun control!"
#GOPDebate
11 Likes, 5 Retweets
23) Carson: "In my most excited monotone voice, let me just say if Hillary wins the next election, the world is over as we know it."
#GOPDebate
11 Likes, 4 Retweets
23) Christie:"The wage gap may have started under Reagan & the recession under Bush, but the middle class woes is all Obama's fault!"
#GOPDebate
11 Likes, 4 Retweets
23) Jeb: "Gun violence is about mental health, so let's take it to Congress, a group that really knows what crazy is all about!"
#GOPDebate
12 Likes, 3 Retweets
26) GOP: "Most Americans may agree w/expanding background checks, but we're not most Americans! So, like, yeah!"
#GOPDebate
6 Likes, 7 Retweets
27) Christie: "If I become president, I will file a restraining order against Hillary Clinton; that's a promise!"
#GOPDebate
10 Likes, 2 Retweets
28) Huckabee: "There is no such thing as a radical Christian. Now let me talk to you all about radical Muslims."
#GOPDebate
5 Likes, 5 Retweets
28) Rick Santorum sounds mad. He was probably reminded pre-debate what his last name means... (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=santorum&defid=942955 …)
#GOPDebate
6 Likes, 4 Retweets
30) Fiorina: "For my closing comments, I'm going to give my best Johnny Five impersonation from the film 'Short Circuit.'"
#GOPDebate
5 Likes, 3 Retweets
31) Huckabee: "I will treat every person as a person, even though I don't believe they should all be afforded equal rights."
#GOPDebate
3 Likes, 4 Retweets
32) Cruz: "Let me tell you about the real Axis of Evil - it starts with Hillary Clinton and the New York Times!"
#GOPDebate
4 Likes, 2 Retweets
32) Rubio: "Cruz is a hypocrite!"
Cruz: "So are you!"
Rubio (impersonates Jack Palance from City Slickers): "I crap bigger than you!"
#GOPDebate
5 Likes, 1 Retweet
34) Santorum: "Google 'Santorum'!"
#GOPDebate
4 Likes, 1 Retweet
35) GOP JV table: "Reagan was the best president ever! Wage gaps have been increasing since his time! We need to stop that trend!"
#GOPDebate
4 Likes, 0 Retweets
35) Santorum: "I always win! Even when I lose, I win! Just look at the current polls!"
#GOPDebate
4 Likes, 0 Retweets
37) Fox Business: "What do you think about Obama's comments on the economy?"
Cruz: "I'll make a strong Commander-in-Chief! Yee-haw!"
#GOPDebate
3 Likes, 0 Retweets
Overall: 489 Likes, 303 Retweets (averages of 13.2 Likes, 8.2 Retweets
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