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What I learned in Week 17 of the NFL season...

In Week 17 of the NFL season, I learned...

- ...Rex Ryan is the happiest coach in the history of the league to have not made the playoffs.

- ...Tom Brady is in the midst of a two-week sponge bath from Gisele.

- ...Johnny Manziel will hit the snooze button on his alarm clock this week and draw headlines for it.

- ..., on Valentine's Day, Jerry Jones will likely send Brandon Weeden an I-miss-you card.

- ..., with multiple weeks to rest, Peyton Manning can still lead a team to a victory.

- ..., after the season, Cam Newton plans on providing Bill Belichick with a lecture on selfies.

- ..., through the course of the season for the Atlanta Falcons, Buffalo Bills, St. Louis Rams, and San Francisco 49ers, former head coach Dennis Green not once yelled out, "They are who we thought they were!"

- ..., given how slow the Green Bay Packers receivers are and how place kicker Mason Crosby chased down Minnesota Vikings speedster Cordarrelle Patterson on a kickoff return, Crosby will be Aaron Rodgers' main target in the playoffs.

- ..., a little over a month after the holiday, Pittsburgh Steelers players, coaches, and fans are now saying they're extremely thankful for the Buffalo Bills (well, and the Cleveland Browns).

- ...the Indianapolis Colts and Tennessee Titans decided to play a game of "Where are they now?" as they featured these four quarterbacks in their game on Sunday: Josh Freeman, Ryan Lindley, Alex Tanney, and Zach Mettenberger.
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