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As has been the case with each and every Republican debate, I had a field day on Twitter. I watched both debates (yes, all three hours of them) and came up with the following Tweets, which I'll list from the most to least popular (all my tweets can be viewed here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):

1) Jeb!: "I've seen some polls where I'm way ahead of Hillary Clinton. I believe they were conducted by Steve Harvey."
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36 Likes, 18 Retweets

2) Rubio: "Anyone who lied to soldiers' families cannot be President of the United States, except for Bush & other Republicans!"
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24 Likes, 27 Retweets

3) Carson: "Please don't ask me any questions for the next 7 minutes. I'm going to take my 9:45 nap. Thank you."
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36 Likes, 10 Retweets

4) Rand: "Hillary shouldn't be held responsible for her husband's actions, but like, we should still call her out on it, you know?"
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28 Likes, 13 Retweets

5) Rubio: "Hate speech = hate action when it comes to Muslim extremists, but not for the man who attacked Planned Parenthood!"
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24 Likes, 16 Retweets

5) Cruz: "We need to stand up for marriage equality in this country, unless you're gay, but that's different."
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25 Likes, 15 Retweets

7) Christie: "I always take responsibility as governor. Just take our internal investigation of Bridgegate for instance..."
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21 Likes, 15 Retweets

8) Carson: "My goal for my closing comments is to make everyone fall asleep like I've been doing for half this debate."
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24 Likes, 10 Retweets

9) Fiorina: "I never personally attacked Hillary Clinton. Now allow me to bash her for the next minute or two."
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16 Likes, 15 Retweets

9) Carson: "Unlike myself, we are blessed with tremendous energy in this great nation."
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21 Likes, 10 Retweets

9) Carson: "Wait, the question is for me? I just woke up from my nap. Can I get some coffee?"
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25 Likes, 6 Retweets

12) Kasich: "We need to take better care of the mentally ill, including those up here running for president."
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22 Likes, 7 Retweets

13) Fiorina: "I'm now going to pull out the Trump card & whine about Fox being biased against Republicans b/c I'm on hallucinogens."
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16 Likes, 12 Retweets

14) Rubio: "Forget actual fact-checkers. Just go to my website for all the real facts."
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15 Likes, 12 Retweets

15) Fiorina: "Here are the facts about Planned Parenthood. When I say facts, I mean bullsh*t."
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15 Likes, 11 Retweets

15) Cruz: "Obamacare may have given people healthcare & jobs may have been created, but it cost Americans jobs and healthcare!"
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15 Likes, 11 Retweets

15) Cruz: "There's all these lobbyists & Democrats who spend loads of money. We need responsible spending, like under Reagan & Bush!"
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16 Likes, 10 Retweets

18) Gilmore's wife: (leaves a message on his cell) "Honey, are you watching the debate? There's some guy that looks just like you!"
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14 Likes, 11 Retweets

19) Jeb!: "Look, I probably won't get elected, so please do me a favor and buy my book off Amazon."
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18 Likes, 6 Retweets

20) Rubio: "I'm now going to sound angry as I proclaim my love for Jesus, because it's my natural voice."
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17 Likes, 6 Retweets

21) Cruz: "If I'm elected president, I promise to do something every day I haven't in a very long time - tell the truth!"
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17 Likes, 5 Retweets

22) Cruz: "Let me take this time to complain about the media again. If this continues, I may have to leave the stage & cry w/Donald."
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11 Likes, 10 Retweets

23) Santorum: "Obama is the most divisive president ever not b/c of all the myths which were spread about him by good Christians!"
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16 Likes, 4 Retweets

23) Cruz: "I'm now going to prove to everyone I'm an idiot. Here it is... If you want the truth, just listen to Rush Limbaugh!"
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13 Likes, 7 Retweets

25) Gilmore: "Even though only 4 people knew who I was before tonight, when I become president..."
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12 Likes, 7 Retweets

25) Cruz: "I won't tell you how to fix immigration now, but go to my website and every answer is right there!"
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12 Likes, 7 Retweets

27) Carson: "Forget ISIS & other such groups. What's really endangering America is political correctness, & well, that's about it."
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12 Likes, 5 Retweets

28) Cruz: "Carpet-bombing to me is like brushing your teeth. I do it every single day with a top-of-the-line Dyson vacuum cleaner!"
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11 Likes, 5 Retweets

28) Huckabee: "I'm not feeling the Bern. I'm feeling the Reagan! Trickle-down economics is the only way to solve poverty & stuff."
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14 Likes, 2 Retweets

30) Kelly: "Let's open the debate by talking about the elephant not in the room - Donald Trump. Yes, I just called him an elephant."
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12 Likes, 3 Retweets

30) Jeb!: "I now officially have two major crushes: 1) Supergirl and 2) Dulce Candy."
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12 Likes, 3 Retweets

32) Rand Paul: "For the first time all evening, I'm going to say something which makes sense w/regard to prison & drug reform."
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8 Likes, 5 Retweets

32) Rubio: "My college buddies are taking shots every time I use a hyperbole. I'm going to get them all trashed right now!"
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9 Likes, 4 Retweets

34) Rubio: "I've never ever ever supported cap-and-trade! Well, except when... Hey, does anyone have water?"
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http://www.buzzfeed.com/christophermassie/marco-rubio-was-a-big-proponent-of-cap-and-trade-in-florida#.uodEv7jxmR …
7 Likes, 5 Retweets

34) GOP candidates: "We made a bet in Vegas that we could utter the word 'amnesty' over 97 times in 3 minutes during the debate."
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9 Likes, 3 Retweets

34) Rubio: "Listen to whatever I have to say! I said listen to me, dammit!"

Brick (from "Anchorman"): "Loud noises!"
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10 Likes, 2 Retweets

37) Fiorina: "I'm going to take Hillary's what-difference-at-this-point-does-it-make quote out of context again, because America!"
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4 Likes, 7 Retweets

37) Gilmore: "Did you skip me? Hey, did you skip me?"

Fox: "Who are you again?"
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8 Likes, 3 Retweets

37) Gilmore: "I'm a proud NRA member, it's more dangerous now than ever, blah blah blah, & Hillary, show us your emails! Like yeah!"
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10 Likes, 1 Retweet

40) Rubio: "If disaster means better than the previous president, the past 7 years have been the biggest disaster in U.S. history!"
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4 Likes, 4 Retweets

41) Fox: "We're being told your name is Jim Gilmore. Is that correct? If so, in 5 words or less, tell us a bit about yourself."
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5 Likes, 1 Retweet

41) Cruz: "It should be about substance, & even though I don't answer questions & love vagueness, that's what I'm going to be about!"
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5 Likes, 1 Retweet

41) Jeb!: "My brother is the greatest man alive & I adore my father. Just sayin'... Wait, reverse that. Yeah..."
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6 Likes, 0 Retweets

44) Christie: "By calling out a few bad eggs in the police force, Obama & Clinton have shown they're against all cops!"
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3 Likes, 2 Retweets

45) Fiorina: "Hillary can lie as long as she can get away with it, but she won't be president! At 1-2% support, I will!"
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2 Likes, 2 Retweets

45) Huckabee: "PBO doesn't know how hard it is to put food on the table!"
W: "Or to put food on your family."
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3 Likes, 1 Retweet

47) Christie: "When you say Cruz and Rubio, Mr. Wallace, you mean Hillary Clinton, correct? I'll answer it as such."
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4 Likes, 0 Retweets

Totals: 668 Likes, 340 Retweets (averages of 14.2 Likes, 7.2 Retweets)

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