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#SessionsHearing

I had some fun with the trending hashtag #SessionsHearing on Twitter yesterday. Here are my posts, ordered from the most popular to the least popular (all my tweets can be seen here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki/status/874732556754747394):

1) BREAKING NEWS: "Jeff Sessions remembered something!"
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548 Likes, 132 Retweets

2) Sessions: "I do not recall much of anything, but I do declare Trump is Jesus in the flesh, for he's never made a mistake."
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283 Likes, 98 Retweets

3) Sessions: "I've lied under oath before, but believe you me, with the guidance of our Lord, I won't lie again, believe me!"
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206 Likes, 81 Retweets

4) Burr: "Let him answer the question."
Harris: "He's not answering"
Burr: "Shut up! You're a woman, he's a man! Get over it!"
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191 Likes, 79 Retweets

5) Cotton: "Since no one else has asked this question, I'm just gonna come out w/it - do you wanna hold hands & sing kumbaya?"
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203 Likes, 64 Retweets

6) Sessions: "Can we hurry this up? I've got some cookies to make."
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203 Likes, 45 Retweets

7) Sessions: "When I was asked the question by Franken, it was breaking news, & I hadn't yet been told by Trump what to say."
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164 Likes, 65 Retweets

8) Sessions: "Golly gee whiz, I'm not understandin' them words you sayin'. What was that one you jus' used? 'The'?"
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146 Likes, 42 Retweets

9) Sessions:"For my closing thoughts in my opening statement about Russia, I'm gonna talk about drugs, murder & Keebler elves"
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96 Likes 39 Retweets

10) Apparently it was Jeff Sessions' New Year's resolution to not answer any question with a straight "yes" or "no."
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97 Likes, 27 Retweets

11) Sessions: "Only the president can enact executive privilege, so I'm gonna wait for him to do that, if he does."
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75 Likes, 29 Retweets

12) Cotton:"This hearing is about Russia, right? So, who is your favorite James Bond? I'm a Pierce Brosnan kind of guy myself."
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82 Likes, 21 Retweets

13) Sessions:"What was that Rolling Stones song? 'I Ain't Got No Recollection' or somethin? I refer you to that for my answer."
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64 Likes, 14 Retweets

14) Sessions: "There was no collusion! What is collusion? I don't know, but believe me, there was none of it! Fact!"
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57 Likes, 18 Retweets

15) Sessions: "I am answering your question. You asked a question and I answered that I can't answer it. Period!"
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42 Likes, 15 Retweets

16) Sessions: "What is 'recuse' anyway? It's a spider, right? The Brown recuse?"
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40 Likes, 8 Retweets

17) McCain: "I didn't stay up quite as late watching baseball and getting hammered last night. Just sayin'."
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41 Likes, 5 Retweets

Totals: 2,538 Likes, 782 Retweets (Averages of 149.3 Likes, 46.0 Retweets)
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