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After one game, new Yankees manager Donald Trump takes credit for team's 99-game win streak

Sadly, two days ago, in the midst of a 98-game win streak, New York Yankees manager Joe Girardi was forced to resign due to health complications. Interim manager Donald Trump then led his team to a 10-9 victory over the winless Chicago White Sox yesterday, increasing the win streak to 99 games. After yet another record-breaking win for the team, Trump said the following in his post-game press conference:

"Can you believe it? 99 games. It's believable, fantastic, tremendous, all of those words, so believdoustastic! I don't like to brag, but let's give credit where credit is due - I'm 99-0. Why is no one talking about that? We're 99-0 in our last 99 games, I'm currently the coach, so like yeah, I'm undefeated in 99 games, even in those 50 games I missed earlier in the season for, uh, legal reasons, and those 48 others I fell asleep during. I'm the best, the greatest, and you can't spell 99 without 1! Google it!"

In other news, a recent newborn named after Joe Girardi currently has one viewer victory to his credit than Trump.
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