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Corey Lewandowski needs to stop sniffing glue...

Former Trump campaign manager Corey Lewandowski just uttered something so ridiculous, I'm thinking he may have serious potential in stand-up. The sad part about it is, however, he wasn't joking.

As a guest on the Fox News show The Fox News Specialists, Lewandowski said this, and yes, with a straight face:

"You have to let Trump be Trump. I've said it 100 times in my life. Anyone who thinks he's going to change the president is not going to. He is the greatest communicator we have ever seen as an elected official. There is no question about it."

I wanna send this over to Amy Poehler and Seth Meyers...

"Really? Really?!? I mean, REALLY?!?!?"

Mr. Lewandowski, let's look at history, shall we?

Trump: "You know I'm automatically attracted to beautiful - I just start kissing them. It's like a magnet. Just kiss. I don't even wait. And when you're a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab them by the p*ssy. You can do anything."

Corey, your thoughts?

"He is the greatest communicator we have ever seen as an elected official. There is no question about it."

Trump: "I have a great relationship with the blacks."

Corey?

"He is the greatest communicator we have ever seen as an elected official. There is no question about it."

Let's try another one...

Trump: "All of the women on 'The Apprentice' flirted with me - consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected."

Mr. Lewandowksi, do you still stand by your claim?

"He is the greatest communicator we have ever seen as an elected official. There is no question about it."

Okay... He's going to be a tough one to persuade I can see...

Trump: "Look at that face! Would anyone vote for that? Can you imagine that, the face of our next president I mean, she's a woman, and I'm not supposed to say bad things, but really, folks, come on. Are we serious?"

Lewandowski: "He is the greatest communicator we have ever seen as an elected official. There is no question about it."

I'm more confident this next quote will change his tune...

Trump: "[Hillary Clinton] was gonna beat Obama. I don't know who would be worse, I don't know, how could it be worse? But she was going to beat - she was favored to win - and she got schlonged, she lost, I mean she lost."

Lewandowski: "He is the greatest communicator we have ever seen as an elected official. There is no question about it."

Crap... Let's go a different route...

Trump: "These people - I'd like to use really foul language. I won't do it. I was going to say they're really full of sh*t, but I won't say that."

You just did. What do you think about that, Corey?

"He is the greatest communicator we have ever seen as an elected official. There is no question about it."

Donald, give us another one...

Trump: "You know, it really doesn't matter what [the media] write as long as you've got a young and beautiful piece of ass."

Corey, can we end this now, please?

"He is the greatest communicator we have ever seen as an elected official. There is no question about it."

How about this?

Trump: "I know more about ISIS than the generals do, believe me... I would bomb the sh*t out of them."

"He is the greatest communicator we have ever seen as an elected official. There is no question about it."

Let's go to creepy town and see if it finally convinces Corey...

Trump: "I don't think Ivanka would do that, although she does have a very nice figure. I've said if Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her."

"He is the greatest communicator we have ever seen as an elected official. There is no question about it."

F*ck it. I give up. Well, one thing's for certain - if Corey Lewandowski seriously thinks that Donald Trump is the greatest communicator we've ever seen in an elected official, the man needs to cut back on the covfefe, I mean drugs...

http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/344881-lewandowski-trump-greatest-communicator-we-have-ever-seen-in

https://www.thoughtco.com/donald-trump-quotes-crazy-racist-idiot-2733864

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