In an unprecedented move, NFL GM Donald Trump has just released all of his team's players and fired all of his coaches. When asked by ESPN NFL analyst John Clayton on the chaos surrounding his team, Mr. Trump said this:
"Chaos? What chaos? When I became GM of this team, I said I had the best coaches, the best players, and had 100% confidence in them, and I meant it! I still do; I still do. But while I had the best coaches and the best players before, the ones I'm going to get are even bester, believe me! They're going to be the best of the bestest, even bester than the bestest I had before them! Period! Look, I have no team, but it's the best team, and even if I have to play all four positions on the court at one time, or whatever it is, I'm going to make us great again, that I can promise you; that I can promise you."
As the GM began walking away from the ESPN reporter, Clayton asked, "Who are you going after at quarterback?" to which Trump responded, "I'll flip you two dimes and a nickel instead."
"Chaos? What chaos? When I became GM of this team, I said I had the best coaches, the best players, and had 100% confidence in them, and I meant it! I still do; I still do. But while I had the best coaches and the best players before, the ones I'm going to get are even bester, believe me! They're going to be the best of the bestest, even bester than the bestest I had before them! Period! Look, I have no team, but it's the best team, and even if I have to play all four positions on the court at one time, or whatever it is, I'm going to make us great again, that I can promise you; that I can promise you."
As the GM began walking away from the ESPN reporter, Clayton asked, "Who are you going after at quarterback?" to which Trump responded, "I'll flip you two dimes and a nickel instead."
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