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Book Preview (Part 1 of 4): "LOL at the GOP - Volume 7: Obstruction of Conscience"

In a series of posts, I will be previewing my upcoming book, LOL at the GOP - Volume 7: Obstruction of Conscience. Here is part 1 of that preview:

 Back cover
"I don't trust myself alone with this book." - Mike Pence

"I haven't read this yet, but it totally vindicates me." - Donald Trump

"I may have to spank the president with this." - A porn star named after a weather pattern

"This book has more to do with our rises than Mr. Trump." - Dow Jones

"I just saw it and already like it better than my husband." - Melania Trump

"I see a memo in its future." - A psychic who goes by the name Devin Nunes

"I read this book just last night. Unfortunately, I cannot recall anything about it." - Jeff Sessions

"His shot is so off, it reminds me of the time my cousin Jim Bob aimed at a target off in the distance and shot himself in the Confederate flag tattoo he's got on his face." - NRA lifer

"Thish guy ish sho shtupid." - A drunk conservative at a bar

"Three words: Fake news." - Sarah Huckabee Sanders

While awaiting my new book, feel free to check out my other works at the following two sites:

Paperback: http://www.lulu.com/spotlight/thetaoofroz

Kindle: https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO
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