#YoMemoJokes

I had some fun with the trending hashtag #YoMemoJokes on Twitter the other day. Here are my posts, ordered from the most popular to the least popular (all my tweets can be seen here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):

1) Yo memo is so biased, Fox News is calling it fair and balanced.
#YoMemoJokes
672 Likes, 188 Retweets

2) Yo memo is so dirty, not even Stormy Daniels will spank it with a Forbes magazine.
#YoMemoJokes
249 Likes, 58 Retweets

3) Yo memo is so stupid, Trump University won't even accept it.
#YoMemoJokes
244 Likes, 54 Retweets

4) Yo memo is so ridiculous, Sean Hannity asked it to be his co-host.
#YoMemoJokes
221 Likes, 47 Retweets

5) Yo memo is so crazy, it's reached the front pages of Breitbart, the National Enquirer, and Rush Limbaugh's prescription list.
#YoMemoJokes
190 Likes, 58 Retweets

6) Yo memo is so worthless, The Dollar Store used it as toilet paper.
#YoMemoJokes
141 Likes, 35 Retweets

7) Yo memo is so false, Politifact graded it "Not Just Your Pants, Your Whole F*cking Outfit Is On Fire."
#YoMemoJokes
131 Likes, 31 Retweets

8) Yo memo is so incomplete, it makes a haiku look like "War & Peace."
#YoMemoJokes
114 Likes, 29 Retweets

9) Yo memo is so dumb, Kellyanne Conway now refers to it as "alternative smart."
#YoMemoJokes
115 Likes, 21 Retweets

10) Yo memo is so unethical, televangelists won't try making money off it in order to buy their own helicopter.
#YoMemoJokes
105 Likes, 22 Retweets

11) Yo memo is so bad, it makes the Cleveland Browns look like the New England Patriots.
#YoMemoJokes
99 Likes, 27 Retweets

12) Yo memo is so fake, even Harry can pick up on it.
#YoMemoJokes #WhenHarryMetSally
91 Likes, 17 Retweets

13) Yo memo is so dishonest, Pinocchio has a poster of it on his wall, underneath the words "My Hero."
#YoMemoJokes
90 Likes, 15 Retweets

14) Yo memo is so phoney, a stoned Joe Arpaio isn't even suspicious.
#YoMemoJokes
79 Likes, 22 Retweets

15) Yo memo is so pathetic, Trump Steaks won't invest in it.
#YoMemoJokes
84 Likes, 15 Retweets

16) Yo memo is so deflated, Tom Brady won't even touch it.
#YoMemoJokes
65 Likes, 19 Retweets

16) Yo memo is so sad, Debbie Downer gave it some Prozac.
#YoMemoJokes
73 Likes, 11 Retweets

18) Yo memo is so irrational, flat-earthers named Mike Gullible are skeptical.
#YoMemoJokes
57 Likes, 18 Retweets

19) Yo memo is so awful, Adam Sandler gave it a Razzie.
#YoMemoJokes
46 Likes, 8 Retweets

20) Yo memo is so ineffective, broken condoms are using it as an ego boost, saying to themselves, "Maybe we're not so bad after all."
#YoMemoJokes
45 Likes, 8 Retweets

21) Yo memo is so "turrible," Charles Barkley actually refers to it as "terrible."
#YoMemoJokes
30 Likes, 8 Retweets

22) Yo memo is so small, ladybugs mistake it for dinner.
#YoMemoJokes
24 Likes, 7 Retweets

23) Yo memo is so short, even a caveman named Donald Trump could read it (but still probably won't).
#YoMemoJokes
27 Likes, 3 Retweets

24) Yo memo is so lame, it makes Ben Stein repeating "Bueller" sound like James Earl Jones reading the script to "Rambo."
#YoMemoJokes
21 Likes, 7 Retweets

25) Yo memo is so pointless, nihilists are now called Nunes-Memoists.
#YoMemoJokes
24 Likes, 3 Retweets

26) Yo memo is so dull, it makes sloth bingo tournaments play like the Super Bowl.
#YoMemoJokes
23 Likes, 2 Retweets

27) Yo memo is so fat! Oh, wait, no it isn't...
#YoMemoJokes
21 Likes, 3 Retweets

28) Yo memo is so yawn-worthy, doctors view it as the #1 cure for insomnia.
#YoMemoJokes
12 Likes, 0 Retweets

Totals: 3,093 Likes, 736 Retweets (Averages of 110.5 Likes, 26.3 Retweets)