Over the past week, I've had some fun with the trending hashtags #DowJones, #ReplaceLoveWithAnal, and #CouldBeatTrumpIn2020. Here are my posts, ordered from the most popular to the least popular (all my tweets can be seen here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):
1) A Forbes magazine #CouldBeatTrumpIn2020. Oh, wait, I guess it already did...
586 Likes, 109 Retweets
2) Then
Trump: "The Dow Jones is so unbelievable, and it's all because of me, believe me!"
Now
Trump: "I don't know anybody named Dow Jones. That's fake news. I did once know someone by the name of Joe Downs, though. Incredible guy, just fantastic, bigly."
#DowJones
204 Likes, 83 Retweets
3) The wind #CouldBeatTrumpIn2020
69 Likes, 25 Retweets
4) Headline: "Dow Jones experiences biggest single day drop in history"
5) Trump once he breaks his silence: "Like the Nunes memo and a self-made fortune I read the other day, this totally vindicates me in the Russia probe. Period."
#DowJones #Snark
54 Likes, 29 Retweets
6) Trump: "Stocks are doing unbelievable right now. Numbers we've never seen before."
After breaking the single day record by dropping 1,500 at one point, the latter claim is actually accurate.
#DowJones
53 Likes, 25 Retweets
6) An angry eagle #CouldBeatTrumpIn2020
57 Likes, 21 Retweets
8) "Some very fine people on both sides" #CouldBeatTrumpIn2020
53 Likes, 13 Retweets
9) Trump: "The GOP is the party of personal responsibility. I'm the leader of it. When things go well, it's b/c of me. When things don't, it's b/c of: Sneaky Dianne, Lyin' Ted, Cryin' Chuck, Crooked Hillary, Crazy Bernie, and Sloppy Steve. Personal responsibility."
#DowJones #Snark
27 Likes, 15 Retweets
9) The long lost Smurf, Covfefe Smurf, #CouldBeatTrumpIn2020
32 Likes, 10 Retweets
11) C-SPAN's ratings during a Congressional recess #CouldBeatTrumpIn2020
29 Likes, 6 Retweets
12) Barack Obama's birth certificate #CouldBeatTrumpIn2020
29 Likes, 4 Retweets
13) The plastic bag from "American Beauty" #CouldBeatTrumpIn2020
27 Likes, 5 Retweets
14) Any character from "Idiocracy" #CouldBeatTrumpIn2020
24 Likes, 5 Retweets
14) Meat Loaf: "I would do anything for anal. I would do anything for anal. I would do anything for anal, but I won't do that."
#ReplaceLoveWithAnal
25 Likes, 4 Retweets
16) Trump: "Stocks go up, stocks go down. That's just how it is, folks. It's like temperatures. So, you see, today's stock drop thing proves global warming is a hoax."
#DowJones #Snark
20 Likes, 8 Retweets
16) Another porn star named after a weather pattern #CouldBeatTrumpIn2020
23 Likes, 5 Retweets
16) The Beatles: "All you need is anal. All you need is anal. All you need is anal, anal, anal is all you need."
#ReplaceLoveWithAnal
24 Likes, 4 Retweets
19) Matthew 22:39: "Thou shalt anal thy neighbour as thyself."
#ReplaceLoveWithAnal
20 Likes, 6 Retweets
19) An old pair of shoes which just walked through "bigly" amounts of horse crap #CouldBeatTrumpIn2020
25 Likes, 1 Retweet
21) A Rand Paul Chia Pet #CouldBeatTrumpIn2020
13 Likes, 7 Retweets
22) Trump: "I anal the poorly educated."
#ReplaceLoveWithAnal
15 Likes, 4 Retweets
23) "After 'Seinfeld' is the new hit show 'Everybody Anals Raymond.' Stay tuned!"
#ReplaceLoveWithAnal
18 Likes, 0 Retweets
24) Donkey from "Shrek" #CouldBeatTrumpIn2020
15 Likes, 2 Retweets
25) "Do you believe in anal at first sight or should I walk by again?"
#ReplaceLoveWithAnal
15 Likes, 1 Retweet
26) Any resident of Nambia #CouldBeatTrumpIn2020
12 Likes, 3 Retweets
26) "If you anal someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours. If not, they never were."
#ReplaceLoveWithAnal
13 Likes, 2 Retweets
26) "...and the Oscar for Best Picture goes to, oh, but of course - 'Anal, Actually.'"
#ReplaceLoveWithAnal
14 Likes, 1 Retweet
29) The Cleveland Browns' back-ups #CouldBeatTrumpIn2020
13 Likes, 1 Retweet
30) The dead people Republicans falsely claim vote for Democrats #CouldBeatTrumpIn2020
11 Likes, 2 Retweets
31) Tennis match: "It's 40-anal."
#ReplaceLoveWithAnal
9 Likes, 2 Retweets
32) Clint Eastwood's BFF #CouldBeatTrumpIn2020
7 Likes, 0 Retweets
33) Jar Jar Binks on speed #CouldBeatTrumpIn2020
5 Likes, 1 Retweet
33) An alternative fact #CouldBeatTrumpIn2020
6 Likes, 0 Retweets
35) "Anal makes the world go round."
#ReplaceLoveWithAnal
4 Likes, 1 Retweet
Totals: 1,551 Likes, 405 Retweets (Averages of 44.3 Likes, 11.6 Retweets)
1) A Forbes magazine #CouldBeatTrumpIn2020. Oh, wait, I guess it already did...
586 Likes, 109 Retweets
2) Then
Trump: "The Dow Jones is so unbelievable, and it's all because of me, believe me!"
Now
Trump: "I don't know anybody named Dow Jones. That's fake news. I did once know someone by the name of Joe Downs, though. Incredible guy, just fantastic, bigly."
#DowJones
204 Likes, 83 Retweets
3) The wind #CouldBeatTrumpIn2020
69 Likes, 25 Retweets
4) Headline: "Dow Jones experiences biggest single day drop in history"
5) Trump once he breaks his silence: "Like the Nunes memo and a self-made fortune I read the other day, this totally vindicates me in the Russia probe. Period."
#DowJones #Snark
54 Likes, 29 Retweets
6) Trump: "Stocks are doing unbelievable right now. Numbers we've never seen before."
After breaking the single day record by dropping 1,500 at one point, the latter claim is actually accurate.
#DowJones
53 Likes, 25 Retweets
6) An angry eagle #CouldBeatTrumpIn2020
57 Likes, 21 Retweets
8) "Some very fine people on both sides" #CouldBeatTrumpIn2020
53 Likes, 13 Retweets
9) Trump: "The GOP is the party of personal responsibility. I'm the leader of it. When things go well, it's b/c of me. When things don't, it's b/c of: Sneaky Dianne, Lyin' Ted, Cryin' Chuck, Crooked Hillary, Crazy Bernie, and Sloppy Steve. Personal responsibility."
#DowJones #Snark
27 Likes, 15 Retweets
9) The long lost Smurf, Covfefe Smurf, #CouldBeatTrumpIn2020
32 Likes, 10 Retweets
11) C-SPAN's ratings during a Congressional recess #CouldBeatTrumpIn2020
29 Likes, 6 Retweets
12) Barack Obama's birth certificate #CouldBeatTrumpIn2020
29 Likes, 4 Retweets
13) The plastic bag from "American Beauty" #CouldBeatTrumpIn2020
27 Likes, 5 Retweets
14) Any character from "Idiocracy" #CouldBeatTrumpIn2020
24 Likes, 5 Retweets
14) Meat Loaf: "I would do anything for anal. I would do anything for anal. I would do anything for anal, but I won't do that."
#ReplaceLoveWithAnal
25 Likes, 4 Retweets
16) Trump: "Stocks go up, stocks go down. That's just how it is, folks. It's like temperatures. So, you see, today's stock drop thing proves global warming is a hoax."
#DowJones #Snark
20 Likes, 8 Retweets
16) Another porn star named after a weather pattern #CouldBeatTrumpIn2020
23 Likes, 5 Retweets
16) The Beatles: "All you need is anal. All you need is anal. All you need is anal, anal, anal is all you need."
#ReplaceLoveWithAnal
24 Likes, 4 Retweets
19) Matthew 22:39: "Thou shalt anal thy neighbour as thyself."
#ReplaceLoveWithAnal
20 Likes, 6 Retweets
19) An old pair of shoes which just walked through "bigly" amounts of horse crap #CouldBeatTrumpIn2020
25 Likes, 1 Retweet
21) A Rand Paul Chia Pet #CouldBeatTrumpIn2020
13 Likes, 7 Retweets
22) Trump: "I anal the poorly educated."
#ReplaceLoveWithAnal
15 Likes, 4 Retweets
23) "After 'Seinfeld' is the new hit show 'Everybody Anals Raymond.' Stay tuned!"
#ReplaceLoveWithAnal
18 Likes, 0 Retweets
24) Donkey from "Shrek" #CouldBeatTrumpIn2020
15 Likes, 2 Retweets
25) "Do you believe in anal at first sight or should I walk by again?"
#ReplaceLoveWithAnal
15 Likes, 1 Retweet
26) Any resident of Nambia #CouldBeatTrumpIn2020
12 Likes, 3 Retweets
26) "If you anal someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours. If not, they never were."
#ReplaceLoveWithAnal
13 Likes, 2 Retweets
26) "...and the Oscar for Best Picture goes to, oh, but of course - 'Anal, Actually.'"
#ReplaceLoveWithAnal
14 Likes, 1 Retweet
29) The Cleveland Browns' back-ups #CouldBeatTrumpIn2020
13 Likes, 1 Retweet
30) The dead people Republicans falsely claim vote for Democrats #CouldBeatTrumpIn2020
11 Likes, 2 Retweets
31) Tennis match: "It's 40-anal."
#ReplaceLoveWithAnal
9 Likes, 2 Retweets
32) Clint Eastwood's BFF #CouldBeatTrumpIn2020
7 Likes, 0 Retweets
33) Jar Jar Binks on speed #CouldBeatTrumpIn2020
5 Likes, 1 Retweet
33) An alternative fact #CouldBeatTrumpIn2020
6 Likes, 0 Retweets
35) "Anal makes the world go round."
#ReplaceLoveWithAnal
4 Likes, 1 Retweet
Totals: 1,551 Likes, 405 Retweets (Averages of 44.3 Likes, 11.6 Retweets)
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