In a series of posts, I will be previewing my upcoming book, LOL at the GOP - Volume 7: Obstruction of Conscience. Here is part 2 of that preview:
Introduction - Obstruction of Conscience
Close your eyes. Wait, no, keep them open, but think about them being closed. Take forty-five deep breaths and relax. Feel the calming sounds of battle scenes from Apocalypse Now in the background. Now listen to the soothing screams of Republican leaders: “Facts are fake!;” “Money is the root of all happiness!;” “Jesus died for corporations!;” “Gays must pay!;” “Guns over blood!;” “Fight for life until birth!;” “Mexicans are taco-bowl rapists!;” “You can’t spell terrorist without Muslim!;” and “God’s creation was made for pollution!”
Obstruction of conscience through hypnosis is basically how the modern-day Republican Party has brainwashed their most ardent supporters. The party has essentially become A Clockwork Orange in reverse, as instead of using hypnosis and brainwashing to help rehab an angry and violent criminal, they’ve used it to transform people from loving their neighbors to attacking them with giant dildos to the tune of “Singin’ in the Rain.” Add to that the fact the GOP has never taken the time to snap patients out of their hypnotic states, they’ve left us with a bit of an Office Space conundrum, as we’re now having to deal with 50 million Peter Gibbons’s.
So how do we snap these brainwashed Republicans out of hypnosis? I’m so glad you asked. Try talking to them in a calm manner, appear confident, make eye contact, and whenever they ask what your source is, just tell them Fox News, talk radio, or some random guy named Billy Bob Huckleberry.
If that strategy doesn’t succeed, I tend to resort to laughing, and that’s where LOL at the GOP - Volume 7: Obstruction of Conscience will come in handy. In it, you’ll read about: Rick Perry’s forgetful wisdom; Sarah Palin’s literal family feud; Señor Jeb Bush; why it’s inconceivable for many conservatives to label themselves as Constitutional; how Donald Trump would write Hallmark cards; a state senator who thinks butts and vaginas are the same thing; and so much more! So sit back, relax, and let laughter guide you in LOL at the GOP - Volume 7: Obstruction of Conscience.
While awaiting my new book, feel free to check out my other works at the following two sites:
Paperback: http://www.lulu.com/spotlight/thetaoofroz
Kindle: https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO
Introduction - Obstruction of Conscience
Close your eyes. Wait, no, keep them open, but think about them being closed. Take forty-five deep breaths and relax. Feel the calming sounds of battle scenes from Apocalypse Now in the background. Now listen to the soothing screams of Republican leaders: “Facts are fake!;” “Money is the root of all happiness!;” “Jesus died for corporations!;” “Gays must pay!;” “Guns over blood!;” “Fight for life until birth!;” “Mexicans are taco-bowl rapists!;” “You can’t spell terrorist without Muslim!;” and “God’s creation was made for pollution!”
Obstruction of conscience through hypnosis is basically how the modern-day Republican Party has brainwashed their most ardent supporters. The party has essentially become A Clockwork Orange in reverse, as instead of using hypnosis and brainwashing to help rehab an angry and violent criminal, they’ve used it to transform people from loving their neighbors to attacking them with giant dildos to the tune of “Singin’ in the Rain.” Add to that the fact the GOP has never taken the time to snap patients out of their hypnotic states, they’ve left us with a bit of an Office Space conundrum, as we’re now having to deal with 50 million Peter Gibbons’s.
So how do we snap these brainwashed Republicans out of hypnosis? I’m so glad you asked. Try talking to them in a calm manner, appear confident, make eye contact, and whenever they ask what your source is, just tell them Fox News, talk radio, or some random guy named Billy Bob Huckleberry.
If that strategy doesn’t succeed, I tend to resort to laughing, and that’s where LOL at the GOP - Volume 7: Obstruction of Conscience will come in handy. In it, you’ll read about: Rick Perry’s forgetful wisdom; Sarah Palin’s literal family feud; Señor Jeb Bush; why it’s inconceivable for many conservatives to label themselves as Constitutional; how Donald Trump would write Hallmark cards; a state senator who thinks butts and vaginas are the same thing; and so much more! So sit back, relax, and let laughter guide you in LOL at the GOP - Volume 7: Obstruction of Conscience.
While awaiting my new book, feel free to check out my other works at the following two sites:
Paperback: http://www.lulu.com/spotlight/thetaoofroz
Kindle: https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO
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