Over the past week, I've had some fun with the following trending hashtags on Twitter: #MemoDay, #Rosenstein, #SeanHannitysTwitter, #AlienComfortFoods, and #CandyCrush. Here are my posts, ordered from the most popular to the least popular (all my tweets can be seen here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):
1) Trump: "This memo is all about transparency. I'm Mr. Transparent, believe me. But no, you can't see my tax returns or Don Jr.'s Trump Tower emails. Hey, have we sent the hush money to that porn star yet? So transparent."
#MemoDay #Snark
548 Likes, 233 Retweets
2) If Donald Trump wants to talk about loyalty pledges, he should start with himself being loyal to his country (not Russia).
#Rosenstein
130 Likes, 63 Retweets
3) BREAKING NEWS: "Sean Hannity deactivates account to create a secret Twitter society"
#SeanHannitysTwitter #Snark
119 Likes, 43 Retweets
4) The FBI interviews Carter Page: 2013
Steele dossier: 2016
GOP: "Well, then it's obvious! The Steele dossier led to the FBI interviewing Carter Page, because you know, time!"
#MemoDay #Snark
93 Likes, 51 Retweets
5) RWNJs: "Sean Hannity's account got deactivated for something he tweeted? It's official; liberals and Twitter hate free speech! Now let's see which individuals and countries Trump bullies and threatens on here again..."
#SeanHannitysTwitter
62 Likes, 24 Retweets
6) Reporter: "When's the last time you guys didn't feel the need to generate some wild conspiracy?"
RWNJs: "Well, actually, time was created by the liberals to fight the conservative agenda. That's why it always moves forward. Fact! Google it!"
#SeanHannitysTwitter
39 Likes, 9 Retweets
7) GOP: "We're going to be that boyfriend who knows his gf is about to break up w/him, so we tell her about a surprise we're going to give her, talk it up like crazy. It winds up being a WWJD bracelet made out of tissue. This is going to save us & isn't desperate at all!"
#MemoDay
33 Likes, 12 Retweets
8) GOP: "When we said the memo was bigger than Watergate, we were talking about this." (a picture of a gate in water)
#MemoDay #Snark
20 Likes, 12 Retweets
9) RWNJs: "Trump's ties to Russia is just a distraction! What Mueller is really after is Hannity's Twitter account!"
#SeanHannitysTwitter
25 Likes, 5 Retweets
10) Republicans should be more concerned about who's crushing our republic than who's crushing candy, but they're crushing on Russia, so I digress...
#CandyCrush
15 Likes, 7 Retweets
11) Trump Steaks
#AlienComfortFoods
13 Likes, 2 Retweets
12) If the GOP wants to talk video games, they should focus more on Call of Duty than Candy Crush. Just sayin'...
#CandyCrush
11 Likes, 3 Retweets
Totals: 1,108 Likes, 464 Retweets (Averages of 92.3 Likes, 38.7 Retweets)
1) Trump: "This memo is all about transparency. I'm Mr. Transparent, believe me. But no, you can't see my tax returns or Don Jr.'s Trump Tower emails. Hey, have we sent the hush money to that porn star yet? So transparent."
#MemoDay #Snark
548 Likes, 233 Retweets
2) If Donald Trump wants to talk about loyalty pledges, he should start with himself being loyal to his country (not Russia).
#Rosenstein
130 Likes, 63 Retweets
3) BREAKING NEWS: "Sean Hannity deactivates account to create a secret Twitter society"
#SeanHannitysTwitter #Snark
119 Likes, 43 Retweets
4) The FBI interviews Carter Page: 2013
Steele dossier: 2016
GOP: "Well, then it's obvious! The Steele dossier led to the FBI interviewing Carter Page, because you know, time!"
#MemoDay #Snark
93 Likes, 51 Retweets
5) RWNJs: "Sean Hannity's account got deactivated for something he tweeted? It's official; liberals and Twitter hate free speech! Now let's see which individuals and countries Trump bullies and threatens on here again..."
#SeanHannitysTwitter
62 Likes, 24 Retweets
6) Reporter: "When's the last time you guys didn't feel the need to generate some wild conspiracy?"
RWNJs: "Well, actually, time was created by the liberals to fight the conservative agenda. That's why it always moves forward. Fact! Google it!"
#SeanHannitysTwitter
39 Likes, 9 Retweets
7) GOP: "We're going to be that boyfriend who knows his gf is about to break up w/him, so we tell her about a surprise we're going to give her, talk it up like crazy. It winds up being a WWJD bracelet made out of tissue. This is going to save us & isn't desperate at all!"
#MemoDay
33 Likes, 12 Retweets
8) GOP: "When we said the memo was bigger than Watergate, we were talking about this." (a picture of a gate in water)
#MemoDay #Snark
20 Likes, 12 Retweets
9) RWNJs: "Trump's ties to Russia is just a distraction! What Mueller is really after is Hannity's Twitter account!"
#SeanHannitysTwitter
25 Likes, 5 Retweets
10) Republicans should be more concerned about who's crushing our republic than who's crushing candy, but they're crushing on Russia, so I digress...
#CandyCrush
15 Likes, 7 Retweets
11) Trump Steaks
#AlienComfortFoods
13 Likes, 2 Retweets
12) If the GOP wants to talk video games, they should focus more on Call of Duty than Candy Crush. Just sayin'...
#CandyCrush
11 Likes, 3 Retweets
Totals: 1,108 Likes, 464 Retweets (Averages of 92.3 Likes, 38.7 Retweets)
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