Going hashtag crazy yet again!

Over the past week, I've had some fun with the following trending hashtags on Twitter: #MemoDay, #Rosenstein, #SeanHannitysTwitter, #AlienComfortFoods, and #CandyCrush. Here are my posts, ordered from the most popular to the least popular (all my tweets can be seen here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):

1) Trump: "This memo is all about transparency. I'm Mr. Transparent, believe me. But no, you can't see my tax returns or Don Jr.'s Trump Tower emails. Hey, have we sent the hush money to that porn star yet? So transparent."
#MemoDay #Snark
548 Likes, 233 Retweets

2) If Donald Trump wants to talk about loyalty pledges, he should start with himself being loyal to his country (not Russia).
#Rosenstein
130 Likes, 63 Retweets

3) BREAKING NEWS: "Sean Hannity deactivates account to create a secret Twitter society"
#SeanHannitysTwitter #Snark
119 Likes, 43 Retweets

4) The FBI interviews Carter Page: 2013
Steele dossier: 2016
GOP: "Well, then it's obvious! The Steele dossier led to the FBI interviewing Carter Page, because you know, time!"
#MemoDay #Snark
93 Likes, 51 Retweets

5) RWNJs: "Sean Hannity's account got deactivated for something he tweeted? It's official; liberals and Twitter hate free speech! Now let's see which individuals and countries Trump bullies and threatens on here again..."
#SeanHannitysTwitter
62 Likes, 24 Retweets

6) Reporter: "When's the last time you guys didn't feel the need to generate some wild conspiracy?"
RWNJs: "Well, actually, time was created by the liberals to fight the conservative agenda. That's why it always moves forward. Fact! Google it!"
#SeanHannitysTwitter
39 Likes, 9 Retweets

7) GOP: "We're going to be that boyfriend who knows his gf is about to break up w/him, so we tell her about a surprise we're going to give her, talk it up like crazy. It winds up being a WWJD bracelet made out of tissue. This is going to save us & isn't desperate at all!"
#MemoDay
33 Likes, 12 Retweets

8) GOP: "When we said the memo was bigger than Watergate, we were talking about this." (a picture of a gate in water)
#MemoDay #Snark
20 Likes, 12 Retweets

9) RWNJs: "Trump's ties to Russia is just a distraction! What Mueller is really after is Hannity's Twitter account!"
#SeanHannitysTwitter
25 Likes, 5 Retweets

10) Republicans should be more concerned about who's crushing our republic than who's crushing candy, but they're crushing on Russia, so I digress...
#CandyCrush
15 Likes, 7 Retweets

11) Trump Steaks
#AlienComfortFoods
13 Likes, 2 Retweets

12) If the GOP wants to talk video games, they should focus more on Call of Duty than Candy Crush. Just sayin'...
#CandyCrush
11 Likes, 3 Retweets

Totals: 1,108 Likes, 464 Retweets (Averages of 92.3 Likes, 38.7 Retweets)

Boycotting jukeboxes because of TouchTunes

I love music and enjoy hitting the bar(s) over the weekend, so naturally, when the mood strikes me, I've never been coy about playing some songs on the jukebox. This past Thursday, a friend of mine turned 50, so several friends of her's, including myself, all met up to celebrate the occasion. At around 9:30, a friend of mine and I both chipped in $5 to play some songs on the jukebox. Four hours and 231 skips later, we gave up on hearing the songs we had selected, and went home knowing we had just wasted $5. This wasn't the first time such a thing had happened to me (and many others), and due to that, I'll be boycotting jukeboxes. Why? The scam known as TouchTunes. You see, here's how the plot typically breaks down. A person (or group of people) downloads the TouchTunes app on his/her phone, consumes one too many adult beverages, and due to this, has less care for spending extra money to hear the songs of their choosing right NOW. That's the thing with TouchTun

The difference between "looking" and "checking out"

I may be way off with these numbers, but it's my approximation that at least 75% of individuals whom are involved in a serious relationship feel it's perfectly acceptable to "check out" members of the opposite sex they're not involved with. Meanwhile, approximately 25% either don't feel this is acceptable or aren't sure about the matter. I hadn't thought about this matter for a while, but since I've been dating a woman for about 8 months, the topic has been pondered about some. When reading or hearing others discuss this very issue, I often times hear comments similar to the following: "It's human nature to look." "There's nothing wrong with checking others out. I'm sure he/she does it too!" "It's fine to do it. Just don't tell your boyfriend/girlfriend about it or do it in front of them!" "It's natural to find people attractive." When observing the array of comments, I i

The verdict is in. To no one's surprise, Jonathan Hoenig has been found guilty of being an idiot.

Just recently, when discussing the Michael Brown shooting and whether or not race had anything to do with it, Fox News contributor Jonathan Hoenig said, "You know who talks about race? Racists." One moment while I provide Mr. Hoenig with the well deserved slow-clap. :: slow-claps for two seconds :: So, that was quite the line by Mr. Hoenig, wasn't it? "You know who talks about race? Racists." Well, wasn't he just talking about race? So, by his own words, I guess that makes him a racist. Also, if he wants to be consistent, does this mean that people whom talk about gender are sexists and people whom talk about sexual orientation are homophobes? With that line of thinking, Hoenig would engage in the following back-and-forths: Hoenig: "So, who are you voting for?" A woman: "The Democratic candidate, because he's been adamant about his support for equal rights for women." Hoenig: "You sexist feminist nazi!"

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