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My new book, "Laugh to the Music," is now available on Kindle!

My latest book, Laugh to the Music, is now available on Kindle for $3.99. The paperback version of it should become available in the next week, for $130.50 (okay, $13.50).

Here's a brief description of it:

After mastering the arts of 3rd-wheeling, CD-burning, and Boggle, author and podcast host—Craig Rozniecki-naturally decided to try his hand at songwriting.

In “Laugh to the Music” - Rozniecki’s 19th book, he parodies: Trump cultists, Bernie Sanders' mittens, men who attempt to compensate for small penises, the Twitter-mob, and so much more!

Read the lyrics to all 50 of Rozniecki’s one-of-a-kind parodies, along with his snarky analysis of where the ideas for them originated, as well as links to each and every song. Not only is it music to the eyes, it’s music to the ears, or something!

The Kindle version of the book can be found and purchased at this link:

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