I've had some fun with trending hashtags on Twitter over the past couple months. Here are my posts, ordered most to least popular (all my tweets can be seen here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):
1) About this QAnon Trump inauguration, did anyone check Four Seasons Total Landscaping?
#TrumpInauguration
4,287 Likes, 559 Retweets
2) I saw #RemoveRon trending and immediately thought "Ron Johnson," before I saw it pertained to Ron DeSantis. My next thought then was, "Why not both?"
2,830 Likes, 605 Retweetts
3) Could Trump be prosecuted before becoming president?
GOP: "No. Audit."
Could Trump be prosecuted as president?
GOP: "No."
Could Trump be prosecuted once he left office?
GOP: "No. Not president anymore."
What is it you always say?
GOP: "No one is above the law."
#TrumpIsGuilty
2,568 Likes, 762 Retweets
4) Remember that time a racist black person falsely accused a white person of a crime and had his/her case dismissed after taking a class? Yeah, me neither. Happy Black History Month...
https://www.nytimes.com/2021/02/16/nyregion/amy-cooper-charges-dismissed.html#click=https://t.co/PE9bG4E8O3 …
#BLM #BlackHistoryMonth
2,192 Likes, 691 Retweets
5) So, 86% of Republican Senators believe a President should be allowed to incite a terrorist attack on the US Capitol in order to reverse the results of a democratically-held election. They are terrorist sympathizers. They are anti-American. VOTE THEM OUT!
#TrumpImpeachment
1,699 Likes, 631 Retweets
6) The US population: 328,200,000
The US population without Wyoming: 327,617,762
Yeah, we'd REALLY be missing you if you seceded... 🙄
#Traitor #TraitorsSupportTraitorTrump
1,622 Likes, 278 Retweets
7) "Anti-fascist protesters vandalize buildings in Portland and Seattle"
For the Trumpanzees blaming Biden for this, eh, these individuals were "protesting" Biden's inauguration - so good luck with that argument.
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-biden-inauguration-portland-prote-idUSKBN29Q0H9 …
#CapitolRiot #Inauguration
765 Likes, 249 Retweets
8) Yes, Marco, this has been a farce.
- 50 of the jurors, at one time or another, kissed the defendant's butt.
- Before any evidence was presented, many of these jurors said the defendant was innocent.
- Some of these jurors worked with the defense.
That's a farce.
#TrumpIsGuilty
659 Likes, 188 Retweets
9) Newsflash: Donald Trump was impeached on January 13th. He didn't become a private citizen until January 20th. So, either you're wrong or you're talking about someone not named Donald Trump.
#ImpeachAndConvict #ByeDon https://twitter.com/GOPLeader/status/1353895134606323712 …
578 Likes, 181 Retweets
10) There can be only one reason Rand interpreted Biden's speech as such - deep down, he knows he's a white supremacist, racist, every name in the book, and doesn't tell the truth.
#Inauguration2021 #Inauguration https://twitter.com/ryanstruyk/status/1352071541123645442 …
579 Likes, 105 Retweets
11) Social Media Trends
Under Trump
- He's obviously being blackmailed by Russia.
- He incited a domestic terrorist attack at the US Capitol.
Under Biden
- His dog is kinda smelly.
- Is it Meijer or Meijers?
Yup, things are looking up.
#JoeBiden #ByeDon
472 Likes, 85 Retweets
12) Trumpers: "Unlike Obama, Trump doesn't bow to dictators!"
No, he just invites them for a ride on Air Force One, and offers them complimentary butt-kisses if their comments to him are free of turbulence.
#AirForceOne #KimJongUn
442 Likes, 104 Retweets
13) A week in the life of #MoscowMitch:
Day 1
"Trump committed an impeachable offense."
Day 2
"I think I'll vote to convict."
Day 3
"I'm not sure now."
Day 4
"I'm leaning toward acquit."
Day 5
"Acquit!"
Day 6
"Trump is the worst president ever."
Day 7
"I'd vote for him again."
346 Likes, 143 Retweets
14) The Trump defense in a nutshell: "Good Lord! Holy cow! Jiminy Cricket! Ben Roethlisberger!"
#Trump #TrumpImpeachmentTrial
349 Likes, 83 Retweets
15) You see, Trumpanzees? You like to compare the BLM protests to what happened on January 6th, but you know what those domestic terrorists will never get? Nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/jan/29/black-lives-matter-nobel-peace-prize-petter-eide-norweigan-mp …
#CapitalRiots #BLM
302 Likes, 115 Retweets
16) This is a ridiculous, pointless story, yet in an odd way, it shows that things are looking up. When right-wing media outlets feel the need to bash the First Family's dog, you know Biden & company are doing something right.
https://www.thewrap.com/newsmax-host-mocks-joe-bidens-junkyard-dog-this-dog-needs-a-bath-video/ …
#JoeBiden #BidenAdministration
307 Likes, 60 Retweets
17) I don't know. Are Trump terrorists done trying to kill members of Congress?
#Trump #TrumpTerrorists https://twitter.com/MeghanMcCain/status/1361126019718123521 …
287 Likes, 68 Retweet
18) I have to ask: what constitutes as a "radical leftist" agenda? Tackling a pandemic which has left 400k+ dead? Reversing a global-warming crisis? Continuing to be a nation of immigrants? Punishing those who tried to destroy the country? Doesn't sound very radical to me...
#Traitor https://twitter.com/marcorubio/status/1352602139764420609 …
279 Likes, 73 Retweets
19) A black man, a Latino, and a Jew get sworn in by a woman...
"What, is this the start of some kind of joke?"
No, it's the Democratic Party; it's America.
#InaugurationDay #Inauguration2021
273 Likes, 49 Retweets
20) Dear MSNBC:
You said you'd cut away from Trump as soon as he started lying. His lips moved. Why do you still have him on?
#Inauguration2021 #ByeTrump
285 Likes, 40 Retweets
21) Chuck Todd just referred to himself as Charlie Brown, while Lucy is holding the football. This may very well have been the most insightful reporting of his career.
#TrumpImpeachment #TrumpImpeachmentTrial
267 Likes, 51 Retweets
22) It's amazing. I see "Butthead" trending, and I immediately know it's referring to Matt Gaetz.
#TraitorsSupportTraitorTrump #ButtheadGaetz
265 Likes, 43 Retweets
23) Could you prosecute Trump before he came into office?
GOP: "No"
How about while he was in office?
GOP: "No"
Now, since he's out of office?
GOP: "No"
What was that thing you said just before answering these questions?
GOP: "No one is above the law."
Riiight...
#Traitor #Emoluments
219 Likes, 80 Retweets
24) "Marco Rubio calls for Biden to go to sensitivity training after 'Neanderthal thinking' comment"
A guy who stood behind Donald Trump for 4 years says what?
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/marco-rubio-biden-mask-neanderthal-b1812715.html …
#GOPHypocrisy #GOP
227 Likes, 71 Retweets
25) Oh no you don't! Millions of us warned you about this guy. We told you he was a sociopathic narcissistic moron. We told you to remove him for attempting to bribe a foreign ally. It's not our fault you sold your souls for a traitor.
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/kevin-mccarthy-everybody-capitol-attack_n_600b9785c5b6f401aea48948 …
#CapitolRiots #Traitor
229 Likes, 63 Retweets
26) Democrats handed Republicans an opportunity to, even though they kissed Trump's backside for 4 years, separate him from the party. The GOP has now handed Democrats all they need in coming elections: Evidence they chose terrorism over America.
#TrumpIsGuilty #TrumpImpeachment
219 Likes, 68 Retweets
27) I see Ted Cruz is at the #MerrickGarlandHearing. Shouldn't he be in quarantine somewhere? Mexico, perhaps?
258 Likes, 39 Retweets
28) BREAKING: The "Christian" right thinks following Christ's words is the radical left agenda.
#RadicalLeftistAgenda
237 Likes, 59 Retweets
29) F*cker Carlson: "QAnon? What's QAnon? There's no such thing! I looked it up on the intranets and found nothing!"
Quick Google search of "QAnon": 24.4 million results in 0.41 seconds
Conclusion: F*cker is either blind, stupid, lying, or a combination of the three.
#Tucker #Snark
233 Likes, 51 Retweets
30) It's like a 3-year-old was hired to be our bus driver 4 years ago. He had no experience. His driving was so awful, it resulted in 400k+ deaths. The bus is beaten up, but today we got an experienced new driver. He may not be perfect, but I sure feel a lot safer.
#InaugurationDay
233 Likes, 43 Retweets
31) Rule of thumb: if you can complain about being muzzled on social media, you're not being muzzled by social media.
#Twitter #TwitterBan
204 Likes, 45 Retweets
32) A white man goes on a shooting spree
GOP: "That's his fault and his fault alone."
A self-described "Muslim" bombs a building
GOP: "That just goes to show you the big problem with Islam."
Trump incites a terrorist attack at the US Capitol
GOP: "We're all at fault."
#CapitolRiots
167 Likes, 65 Retweets
33) Why was there an insurrection?
Van Der Veen: "Because people thought the election was rigged."
Do you think the election was rigged?
Van Der Veen: "What does the election have to do with any of this?"
#Trump #Snark
171 Likes, 60 Retweets
34) Schoen: "If we convict Trump, we're silencing the voices of 74 million voters, American voters."
What, were the 81 million Biden voters Armenian voters or something?
#TrumpIsGuilty
174 Likes, 51 Retweets
35) After speaking out against systemic racism, a white person reminded me I too am white. Yes, my mind was blown. How one could come up w/such a profound observation is beyond me. Newsflash: Just because I'm white doesn't mean I can't fight for what's right.
#BLM #BlackHistoryMonth
188 Likes, 36 Retweets
36) GOP: "We're the party of patriotism & responsibility!"
A black man protests during the anthem?
GOP: "Go back to where you came from!"
An unarmed black man walks away from cops?
GOP: "Shoot him!"
Your leader stages a coup to undermine democracy?
GOP: "Let him go..."
#Traitors
168 Likes, 49 Retweets
37) GOP: "Look, if a white guy shoots and kills lots of people at work on his final day there, it makes no sense to do anything. His boss already asked him to resign. He'll be out of a job the next day. That's punishment enough. Anything more is just political."
#TrumpImpeachment
151 Likes, 64 Retweets
38) Dear U.S. Senators:
You took an oath to uphold the U.S. Constitution. The only reason you could have of not convicting Trump is fear of an election loss. There are other jobs. There is only one United States of America. Defend our country. Vote to convict.
#ConvictAndDisqualify
154 Likes, 61 Retweets
39) "Texas governor calls FBI vetting of National Guard troops 'offensive'"
...and I say the governor, of the second most populous state, not having any idea what's going on around him is quite offensive.
https://thehill.com/homenews/state-watch/534791-texas-governor-calls-fbi-vetting-of-national-guard-troops-offensive …
#CapitolRiot #CapitolHill
169 Likes, 43 Retweets
40) Instead of going the no-vaccine-for-you route as Michael Moore and Keith Olbermann seem to be suggesting for the states of Texas and Mississippi, how about we just refuse to vaccinate Governors Greg Abbott and Tate Reeves instead?
#COVID19 #COVID
165 Likes, 24 Retweets
41) Some GOP Senators are claiming that the trial is a waste of time. The only reason they're saying this is because they know the House Managers have already painted a damning portrait of Trump, and the longer this goes on, the worse their "nay" votes will look.
#TrumpIsGuilty
154 Likes, 34 Retweets
42) Benghazi
4 Americans died; the President didn't stage a coup to undermine American democracy
GOP: "Jail them all! You're fired!"
Capitol
5 Americans died; the "president" did stage a coup to undermine American democracy
GOP: "Let it go! Unify! All that sh*t!"
#Capitol #Traitors
130 Likes, 56 Retweets
43) WTF? 🙄
Well, I guess we could build a big, beautiful wall to keep her from returning, and make her pay for it...
https://www.usatoday.com/story/travel/news/2021/02/02/capitol-rioter-wants-go-mexican-vacation-and-court-lets-her/4358889001/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter …
#WhitePrivilege #CapitolRiots
141 Likes, 47 Retweets
44) It says "opinion." Sadly, it's no longer just an opinion; it's a fact.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/trumpism-is-american-fascism/2021/02/01/c410f662-64b2-11eb-8c64-9595888caa15_story.html#click=https://t.co/Dcj8YtVnGG …
#GOPDomesticTerrorists #GOPComplicitTraitors
148 Likes, 40 Retweets
45) I'm not a big fan of "cancelling," but regardless, it seems the GOP likes to paint said action as a leftist movement. Not true. The right has attempted to cancel:
- Logic
- Common sense
- History
- Math
- Facts
- Fact-checkers
- Laws
- The Constitution
- Voting
#GOPCowards
135 Likes, 48 Retweets
46) "Megyn Kelly Bashes Joe Biden's Call For Unity: 'We're Not Gonna Unite'"
Of course not, because you're traitors, who place one man-baby - Donald Trump - over the country.
https://www.newsweek.com/megyn-kelly-bashes-joe-biden-call-unity-not-gonna-unite-1563887 …
#Traitor #CapitolRiots
150 Likes, 32 Retweets
47) Hey geniuses over at TMZ,
Derek Chauvin is on trial. George Floyd can't be on trial, because he was murdered by Derek Chauvin.
#GeorgeFloyd #BlackLivesMatter https://twitter.com/TMZ/status/1366403867219423239 …
152 Likes, 29 Retweets
48) The actual saying
"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me."
Mitch McConnell's version of it
"I won't get fooled once or twice. I'm just a greedy, immoral, piece of f*cking turtle sh*t, and I feel no shame."
#MoscowMitch #GOPBetrayedAmerica
142 Likes, 30 Retweets
49) ...and once again, with every Democrat voting for the COVID-relief package, and all present Republicans voting against it, the two parties essentially said this to the American people:
Democrats: "We want to help you."
Republicans: "F*ck you."
#COVID19 #COVID
128 Likes, 43 Retweets
50) "Republicans aim to punish Ilhan Omar instead of Marjorie Taylor Greene"
Yeah, that sounds about white... 🙄
https://www.businessinsider.com/marjorie-taylor-greene-ilhan-omar-congressional-reublicans-strip-from-committees-2021-2 …
#GOPDomesticTerrorists #GOPSeditiousTraitors
131 Likes, 40 Retweets
51) Who is this private citizen? Donald Trump was impeached as "president" twice. The vote now is whether or not to convict. Are you thereby suggesting that convicting private citizens of crimes is wrong? That's what it certainly sounds like to me.
#TrumpIsGuilty #Trump https://twitter.com/BillHagertyTN/status/1359278151969374208
130 Likes, 40 Retweets
52) The GOP says, in light of the terrorist attack on the US Capitol, we need to unify.
Yes, we need to unify around the Constitution. We need to unify around the rule of law. We need to unify to save our country's future. We do that by convicting Donald Trump.
#ConvictAndDisqualify
128 Likes, 41 Retweets
53) "Some GOP senators 'worried' about personal safety if they vote to convict Trump"
Shouldn't that right there be reason enough to convict him?
https://www.msnbc.com/mtp-daily/watch/some-gop-senators-worried-about-personal-safety-if-they-vote-to-convict-trump-100932677691 …
#TrumpImpeachmentTrial #TrumpIsGuilty
125 Likes, 42 Retweets
54) Dear GOP:
When you continually try to prevent people from voting, you can't be the party of the people. Period.
#BloodySunday #Selma
128 Likes, 37 Retweets
55)That's because he has no conscience. He's a psychopath.
https://www.cnn.com/2021/02/10/politics/donald-trump-mike-pence-impeachment/index.html …
#TrumpIsGuilty #TrumpImpeachmentTrial
122 Likes, 42 Retweets
56) Media: "That was a very different speech by the president. He said he wished for success for the next administration. He..."
No, stop it! He's abused us for 4 years. He's not going to change. Call him what he is - a liar, a criminal, a traitor.
#Inauguration2021 #ByeDon
138 Likes, 26 Retweets
57) McConnell: "Did Trump incite terrorism? Yes. Is he a criminal? Yes. Should he be in jail? Yes. Should he be allowed to run for President again? I'll leave that up to you."
#TrumpIsGuilty #Snark
120 Likes, 43 Retweets
58) You do realize, if you were truly muzzled, you wouldn't be able to tweet that you were standing up to muzzling by talking about the matter in a newspaper article, right?
#CapitolRiot #TwitterBan https://twitter.com/HawleyMO/status/1353531833884020738 …
133 Likes, 29 Retweets
59) "11 GOP senators slam Biden pick for health secretary: 'No meaningful experience'"
Oh, really? ...and "Celebrity Apprentice" is experience meaningful enough to run a country? GTFOH...
https://thehill.com/policy/healthcare/539931-11-gop-senators-slam-biden-pick-for-health-secretary-no-meaningful …
#GOPHypocrisy #GOPCorruptionOverCountry
114 Likes, 43 Retweets
60) Castor: "Whether Trump gave his speech on January 6th or not, the riot would have happened. Trump had nothing to do with the attack."
Why were you at the Capitol?
Insurrectionists: "Trump wanted us there. He invited us."
#TrumpImpeachmentTrial #TrumpIsGuilty
126 Likes, 31 Retweets
61) Over the past 40 years...
The "president" with the highest number of executive orders per year? Donald Trump, with 55.
The President with the lowest number of executive orders per year? Barack Obama, with 35.
So, yeah, you can STFU now. Thanks.
#Traitor #ByeDon https://twitter.com/RepRalphNorman/status/1353720065284329475 …
94 Likes, 48 Retweets
62) Impeachment charge: Trump inciting an insurrection at the US Capitol
Trump's defense team: A video montage of Democrats saying "fight" 238 times - none of which resulted in an insurrection at the US Capitol.
#TrumpImpeachmentTrial #TrumpIsGuilty
104 Likes, 37 Retweets
63) Dear Trumpanzees:
The mob at the Capitol wasn't a protest; it was a terrorist attack. Therefore it is nonsensical to compare any protest to the January 6th terrorist attack. Stop it with the false equivalence!
#CapitolRiots #InaugurationDay
108 Likes, 32 Retweets
64) I've got three words to describe Rick Perry: 1) Dumb, 2) Stupid, and 3) I forget what the third one is. Oops. Just kidding, (f*cking) moron.
https://www.msnbc.com/msnbc/amp/ncna1258225?__twitter_impression=true …
#TexasBlackout #GOP
113 Likes, 27 Retweets
65) Case: An attempted murder charge, where the intended victim dies of natural causes a few days later
GOP: "Well, there's really no point in convicting the alleged almost-killer, because the person died anyway. People die every day. Let's move on."
#ConvictAndDisqualify #Snark
106 Likes, 33 Retweets
66) "Lindsey Graham Warns That Pardoning Capitol Rioters Would ‘Destroy’ Trump"
Really? So it wasn't obstructing the Mueller probe? It wasn't bribing an ally? It wasn't allowing 400k to die of COVID? It wasn't inciting terrorism at the Capitol?
https://news.yahoo.com/lindsey-graham-warns-pardoning-capitol-164711296.html …
#Traitors
100 Likes, 37 Retweets
67) Wanna know how well Trump did as president?
Just look around the White House and Capitol. When he took the reins, it looked like part of America. When he left, it looked like a war-torn third-world country.
#InaugurationDay #ByeDon
115 Likes, 22 Retweets
68) If he were asked about the Holocaust...
McCarthy: "Did Hitler bear some responsibility? Sure, but we all did. This includes the Jewish Lives Matter people and all those crazy anti-Nazi extremists. I think they're called ANTINA."
#CapitolRiots #Snark
110 Likes, 26 Retweetss
69) BREAKING NEWS: "Republican Senators have acquitted Osama bin Laden of the 9/11 terrorist attacks, because he was out of the country during the attacks; was using the term 'attack' figuratively; and once said the word 'peace' as a child."
#TrumpImpeachmentTrial #Snark
97 Likes, 37 Retweets
70) Ooh, the defense claims to have a list of 301 witnesses and counting! Here are a few of the names:
- Ted Nugent
- Phil Robertson
- A duck named Dynasty
- A mall Santa
- Elmer Fudd
- Captain Hook
- Some guy named Jacob Jacobson
- Walker, Texas Ranger
- God
#TrumpIsGuilty #Snark
112 Likes, 21 Retweets
71) ...and there we have it: Our first question about Hillary Clinton. Way to go, lil Marco... 🙄
#Trump #TrumpImpeachmentTrial
117 Likes, 16 Retweets
72) GOP: "We didn't send Toomey to Congress for him to vote with a conscience! We don't care about that sh*t!"
There we have it, ladies and gentlemen: The GOP has outright admitted it doesn't have a conscience.
#GOPCowards #GOPCorruptionOverCountry
97 Likes, 35 Retweets
73) In other words, lil Marco thinks Trump is above the law, above the Constitution, above the country, above everything. Hmm, you should probably read scriptures on worshipping false idols. Just sayin'. Be sure to post them. 🙄
https://www.newsweek.com/marco-rubio-against-stupid-impeachment-trial-admits-trump-responsible-capitol-riot-1563992 …
#CapitolRiots #TraitorTrump
98 Likes, 32 Retweets
74) I swear, I just heard Castor call Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger "Ben Roethlisberger."
#TrumpImpeachmentTrial #TrumpIsGuilty
110 Likes, 20 Retweets
75) 430k+ dead. That's progress?
Weakening the military due to prejudice. That's progress?
People losing their jobs and being unable to pay for essentials. That's progress?
When 1% progress while 99% regress, that's not progress; that's Trumpism.
#Traitor #TraitorsSupportTraitorTrump https://twitter.com/RepRalphNorman/status/1353720065284329475 …
93 Likes, 35 Retweets
76) My question for Republican Senators: What if, instead of you being inside the Capitol on January 6th, it was your children and grandchildren? Would you stick with Trump or be pro-life for once and stand up for kids?
#TrumpIsGuilty #TrumpImpeachmentTrial
102 Likes, 24 Retweets
77) Translation:
In this past year, Jim Jordan has wanted people:
- To die at church
- To die at work
- To die at school
And now he's wanting the American republic to die.
#TrumpIsGuilty #TrumpImpeachmentTrial https://twitter.com/Jim_Jordan/status/1359524540624306178 …
85 Likes, 40 Retweets
78) Okay, so according to Mike Lee and other Republicans:
1) The devil believes in democracy.
2) America is the greatest democracy in history.
3) Therefore America is Satan's chosen people.
4) Yet it's sinful to kneel during the anthem.
https://www.sltrib.com/news/politics/2021/03/10/lee-says-massive-voting/ …
#GQP #Vote
86 Likes, 39 Retweets
79) In recent days, Democrats have passed bills to: provide COVID relief; decrease police brutality; and enhance voting rights - all to which the GOP strongly objects. Think about that whenever you vote.
#GOPCorruptionOverCountry #GOPBetrayedAmerica
85 Likes, 39 Retweets
80) While it may be frustratingly time-consuming to identify/charge each and every individual, it is essential to set a precedent moving forward. Want to maintain a republic? Don't let people think they can attempt to end it and get away "Scott Free."
https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/doj-capitol-rioters-charges-debate/2021/01/23/3b0cf112-5d97-11eb-8bcf-3877871c819d_story.html …
#Capitol
99 Likes, 24 Retweets
81) 5 seconds before Van Der Douche started making his closing arguments
Raskin: "This is about standing up for the Constitution, which I know resides in all your hearts."
5 seconds later
Van Der Douche: "The House Managers didn't mention the Constitution once, not once."
#Trump
88 Likes, 34 Retweets
82) Kevin Cramer on MSNBC: "It appears as if these attacks had been planned for a while, so Trump's rally or whatever the day of the attacks didn't really do anything."
Psst, Donald Trump incited domestic terrorism for 4 years, so good luck with that argument...
#TrumpIsGuilty
96 Likes, 26 Retweets
83) It's amazing. The median household income in the U.S. was $78,500 in 2020, which equals $1,509.62 per week, and Senators are saying, "$400 per week is too much! People won't want to return to work! Let's go with $300 instead." Yeah, that'll do it... 🙄
#CovidReliefBill #COVID19
86 Likes, 30 Retweets
84) Okay, so a video montage of Trump repeating the words "law and order" apparently means he believes in law and order. Sidenote: Donald Trump lied over 30,000 times while in office.
#TrumpImpeachmentTrial #TrumpIsGuilty
92 Likes, 23 Retweets
85) One thing I don't know is...who is Kevin Sorbo?
#GOPQ #GOPComplicitTraitors https://twitter.com/ksorbs/status/1358057220282449932 …
103 Likes, 12 Retweets
86) Castor: "Trump has spoken in favor of peaceful protests and against violence throughout his term."
Trump: "Knock the crap out of 'em."
#TrumpImpeachmentTrial #TrumpIsGuilty
81 Likes, 33 Retweets
87) Notice how Republicans only mention the debt when Democrats are in power?
#TrumpDebt #Traitor https://twitter.com/SenRickScott/status/1354205062860578816 …
86 Likes, 25 Retweets
88) #YoMamasSoMAGA, she thinks LGBTQ stands for, "Let's Get Back To QAnon."
100 Likes, 10 Retweets
89) Dear diary:
So, I got called a "radical leftist" by some alleged "pro-lifers" today, because I wanted lives to be saved.
#RadicalLeftistAgenda
101 Likes, 9 Retweets
90) "Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene video: Obama secretly a Muslim, Clintons killed JFK Jr., Pentagon attack on 9/11 is questionable"
On her COVID mask should be the words "BATSH1T CRAZY."
https://www.baltimoresun.com/news/nation-world/ct-nw-nyt-marjorie-taylor-greene-conspiracies-20210130-as4fmrrzd5hzzfc5hsjmlknz2e-story.html …
#GOPDomesticTerrorists #GOPHypocrisy
79 Likes, 30 Retweets
91) Well, this is funny. After Schoen cried about House Managers not using full quotes of Trump's at times, he's decided to air clips of Democrats uttering a single word, void of any context. I'm just waiting for a Michael Buffer clip: "Rumbllllle!"
#TrumpIsGuilty
80 Likes, 28 Retweets
92) Does Don, Jr. always have a tiny dildo collection behind him when he speaks?
#DonaldTrumpJr #CocaineDonJr https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1363375683154681856 …
85 Likes, 23 Retweets
93) Then
GOP: "Liberals are such snowflakes!"
Now
"Stop muzzling us on Twitter!" - GOP (on Twitter)
#Twitter #TwitterBan
93 Likes, 15 Retweets
94) What, does Don, Jr. think Beto is the governor of Texas? I wish. Unfortunately, it's dipsh*t Abbott, who is a Republican. Try again, barn-breath.
#texaswinterstorm #GOP https://twitter.com/DonaldJTrumpJr/status/1362539576963837952 …
95 Likes, 13 Retweets
95) Well, this is rich. Resting Mitch Face votes to acquit Trump and then talks about how Trump was guilty? Hey lil Marco, what were you saying about this trial being a farce again? That's what I thought...
#TrumpIsGuilty #TrumpImpeachmentTrial
83 Likes, 24 Retweets
96) I just heard a garbage truck go by, and it made me smile, for it reminded me that today is finally the day when the trash will be removed from the White House.
#Inauguration2021 #ByeTrump
98 Likes, 9 Retweets
97) I read the 1776 Commission Report so you didn't have to (it's dreadful), and just wrote a satire of it, which I will share via podcast later. I don't like to brag about my work, but it is quite good, I must say. Stay tuned.
#RevisionistHistory #Satire
98 Likes, 9 Retweets
98) All what, 7 of them? Okay, fine, 1,000. I tell you what; you can have those 1,000 votes and we'll take the 3 million votes from people who lost their jobs under Trump (net loss). Deal?
#KeystonePipeline #ByeDon https://twitter.com/laurenboebert/status/1353416916132532225 …
87 Likes, 19 Retweets
99) When COVID first hit the US
GOP: "Hoax! Let's talk about important things, like Biden's old!"
100) When Trump's on trial for inciting domestic terrorism, with the intent of ending the republic
GOP: "Hoax! Let's talk about important things, like COVID!"
#Trump #TrumpImpeachment
73 Likes, 32 Retweets
101) This is Dick Cheneyism 101: Shoot a bird-looking person in the face while drunk, and while said victim is in the hospital, make him/her apologize to you. Stay classy, GOP.
https://thehill.com/homenews/house/536429-gop-congressman-demands-ocasio-cortez-apologize-following-twitter-exchange …
#CapitolRiot #TraitorsSupportTraitorTrump
78 Likes, 27 Retweets
102) Trump's defense lawyers are funny. They make it sound like the only reason for this impeachment is because Democrats fear having to face Donald Trump again. They just beat him in November. He's lost the popular vote twice, by a combined 10M.
#TrumpImpeachment #TrumpIsGuilty
84 Likes, 21 Retweets
103) "Trump loyalist Josh Hawley ignores impeachment trial evidence by sitting in gallery to review paperwork"
The saying usually goes, "A face only a mother could love." For Hawley, it's, "A face even a mother would punch."
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/josh-hawley-trump-impeachment-trial-gallery-b1800555.html …
#TrumpIsGuilty #TrumpImpeachment
76 Likes, 28 Retweets
104) GOP: "An investigation hasn't even been completed."
Eh, you did see what happened on 1/6, right?
"Your honor, yes, video showed my client shooting someone on 5th Ave., & saying, 'I'm Donald Trump and I killed this guy,' but we need to await confirmation of that."
#TrumpIsGuilty
77 Likes, 27 Retweets
105) "Florida grocery store captures country’s divide over wearing
masks"
Yeah, the divide between the responsible and the ridiculously f*cking stupid.
https://www.nbcnews.com/nightly-news/video/florida-grocery-store-captures-country-s-divide-over-wearing-masks-100487237927 …
#COVID19 #WearAMask
80 Likes, 24 Retweets
106) False. Trump isn't president anymore.
#Trump #GOPComplicitTraitors https://twitter.com/laurenboebert/status/1361452364666929163 …
85 Likes, 19 Retweets
107) We're two seconds into Trump defense attorney Michael T. Van Der Veen's opening remarks and he already sounds like a delusional idiot. Well done, sir.
#TrumpIsGuilty #TrumpImpeachmentTrial
86 Likes, 18 Retweets
108) Schoen: "Why did the Democrats have so much evidence against my client? It's just not fair! I declare a mistrial!"
#TrumpIsGuilty #Snark
87 Likes, 16 Retweets
109) "Utah school allowing parents to opt students out of Black History Month curriculum"
Really? Does this mean black parents can opt their children out of White History Months, which take place from March through January?
https://thehill.com/homenews/state-watch/537677-utah-school-allowing-parents-to-opt-students-out-of-black-history-month …
#BLM #BlackHistoryMonth
79 Likes, 23 Retweets
110) Yet the person responsible for the terrorist attack on the US Capitol, which was the reason the National Guard soldiers were there in the first place - Donald Trump - should get off "Scott Free," right? 🙄
#CapitolRiots #Traitors https://twitter.com/LindseyGrahamSC/status/1352652043601772549 …
84 Likes, 18 Retweets
111) Van Der Douche: "Unless Trump personally provided flagpoles to the rioters and said to kill cops with them, he couldn't have been in any way responsible. That's protected speech. Death threats against law enforcement is protected speech, unless you're black."
#TrumpLawyer #Snark
78 Likes, 22 Retweets
112) "Donald Trump Jr: My Dad Showed Republicans Don’t Have to ‘Lose Gracefully’"
Translation: "Donald Trump, Jr. finally admitted his father lost."
https://www.thedailybeast.com/donald-trump-jr-says-his-father-showed-you-dont-have-to-lose-gracefully?source=twitter&via=mobile …
#GOPCorruptionOverCountry #GOPBetrayedAmerica
78 Likes, 22 Retweets
113) If the COVID-relief bill were an Oscar, millions of people would go up to the mic and rightly say, "We'd first like to thank Stacey Abrams, for without her, none of this would have been possible."
#COVID19 #StaceyAbramsRocks
80 Likes, 20 Retweets
114) When Biden wins, the following play for him: Lady Gaga, J-Lo, Garth Brooks, Bruce Springsteen, Bon Jovi, John Legend, the Foo Fighters, Katy Perry, Justin Timberlake, etc.
When Trump wins, he just says, "Hey Kid Rock, can you play an album or two?"
#Inauguration2021
91 Likes, 9 Retweets
115) Donald Trump had about as much to do with bringing about vaccines as Sherwin-Williams had in bringing about the "Fifty Shades of Grey" series.
#COVID19 #Trump https://twitter.com/kayleighmcenany/status/1361868170894704643 …
80 Likes, 18 Retweets
116) 1) #RemoveRon started trending for DeSantis.
2) I tweeted, "I thought it was Johnson. Why not both?"
3) A couple people suggested writing a parody to the Crystals' song, "Da Doo Run Run."
4) I just finished writing said parody, titled, "The Two Ron Rons."
5) Stay tuned.
82 Likes, 16 Retweets
117) So says a guy who worshiped a traitor that created a net -3 million jobs in 4 years as "president."
#Inauguration2021 #JobsMatter https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/1352112939680075777 …
82 Likes, 16 Retweets
118) "Graham asks Schumer to hold Senate vote on canceling impeachment trial"
Yes, because the best way to "heal" a nation is to let the man, who tried destroying it, get off "Scott Free"...
https://politi.co/2XLumdU
#Traitors #TrumpCoupAttempt
79 Likes, 18 Retweets
119) Castor: "Donald Trump is the most anti-mob president in history."
Right, and Bob the Butcher is the most anti-meat person in history... 🙄
#TrumpImpeachmentTrial #TrumpIsGuilty
74 Likes, 22 Retweets
120) That's neanderthal thinking.
GOP: "How dare you insult the Dutch!"
That's the Netherlands.
GOP: "This isn't 'Peter Pan'!"
That's Neverland.
GOP: "Never-Trumpers are traitors!"
No, Trumpers are neanderthals who live in Neverland.
#GOPHypocrisy #GOPCorruptionOverCountry
75 Likes, 21 Retweets
121) I think I've figured out why Mike Lindell wants to go to jail. It's because he knows sleeping in a prison cell will be 100 times more cozy than laying his head on a MyPillow.
#MyPillowGuy #GOPQ
84 Likes, 10 Retweets
122) Hey Van Der Douche,
This isn't a criminal trial. The House Managers don't need to prove the defendant's guilt beyond a reasonable doubt. They simply need to prove Trump incited a terrorist attack & shouldn't be elected to office again. They did that.
#TrumpLawyer #TrumpIsGuilty
77 Likes, 18 Retweets
123) "Karl Rove Tells on Himself, Says He Was ‘Offended’ That Biden Decried ‘Racism’"
:: In my best/worst Jeff Foxworthy voice :: If you're offended by other people decrying racism, you might be a racist.
https://www.thedailybeast.com/karl-rove-tells-on-himself-says-he-was-offended-that-biden-decried-racism?source=twitter&via=desktop …
#Inauguration2021
72 Likes, 21 Retweets
124) Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
When life hands you lemons,
Chuck them at Cruz
#ValentinesDay pic.twitter.com/qzhGumiYW6
78 Likes, 15 Retweets
125) Presidential Controversies
Obama: "Whoa! Look at that thing! It's hideous! Who the f*ck wears tan suits?!?"
Trump: "So he incited a domestic terrorist attack at the Capitol to destroy democracy? So what?"
Biden: "Is that a Rolex?!? Traitor! Impeach him!"
#CapitolRiots #Snark
78 Likes, 15 Retweets
126) Schoen: "We're now going to spend the rest of the 3 hours showing you clips of every single time Senator Pocahontas has uttered the word 'fight' in her entire life. Enjoy."
#TrumpIsGuilty #Snark
73 Likes, 19 Retweets
127) "Biden inauguration TV ratings top Trump's"
No, I personally don't care much about TV ratings, but you know who does? Drumpf!
https://www.axios.com/biden-inauguration-ratings-top-trump-e4050963-d6f5-41b4-b402-ce9f09fa4101.html?utm_campaign=organic&utm_medium=socialshare&utm_source=twitter …
#Inauguration2021 #LoserTrump
78 Likes, 14 Retweets
128) "Mike Pompeo says multiculturalism is 'not who America is'"
Say what you want, but we voted the weak, angry, hateful, manipulative, traitorous, greedy, narcissistic, a$$holic, sh*t-for-brains culture out. Pack your bags.
https://www.businessinsider.com/mike-pompeo-says-multiculturalism-is-not-who-america-is-2021-1 …
#Traitor #ByeFelicia
70 Likes, 21 Retweets
129) "GOP senator Johnson claims Nancy Pelosi to blame for Capitol riot"
Wait, so she incited domestic terrorists to come after her, with the intent of kidnapping and/or killing her, so a "president" she didn't vote for could remain in power? 🙄
https://www.businessinsider.com/gop-senator-johnson-claims-pelosi-blame-capitol-riot-2021-2 …
#CapitolRiots
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130) Van Der Veen: "When someone yells fire in a theater, that should be protected. When someone screams bomb on a plane, that should be protected. When an unarmed black man says he can't breathe, he shouldn't be protected."
#TrumpIsGuilty #Snark
61 Likes, 29 Retweets
131) Um, when the case fails 60 some odd times, yeah, it kind of does.
#Trump #GOPBetrayedAmerica https://twitter.com/kaitlancollins/status/1364044410749599744 …
78 Likes, 12 Retweets
132) The Republican Party is not the party of hardworking, blue-collar men and women, nor is it the party of the country clubs; it's the party of January 6th.
#GOPCowards #GOPCorruptionOverCountry https://twitter.com/SenTedCruz/status/1365397741044654086 …
66 Likes, 23 Retweets
133) Why is "1300 BC" trending? Yes, we know that's where the modern-day Republican Party's ideas derive.
#GOP #GOPDomesticTerrorists
80 Likes, 9 Retweets
134) For the record, Donald Trump has never incited an erection. This allegation is false, bigly.
https://www-thewrap-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.thewrap.com/chuck-schumer-erection-freudian-slip-majority-leader/amp/?amp_js_v=a6&_gsa=1&usqp=mq331AQHKAFQCrABIA%3D%3D#aoh=16113443386541&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&_tf=From%20%251%24s&share=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.thewrap.com%2F%3Fp%3D5580403 …
#CapitolRiots #Capitol
83 Likes, 6 Retweets
135) Coney Barrett doesn't answer 100 questions.
GOP: "100%! Bravo! Standing ovation, slow-clap style!"
Garland doesn't answer a single question.
GOP: "WTF is wrong with you?!? Fail! Bigly!"
#GOPHypocrisy #GOPCorruptionOverCountry
59 Likes, 32 Retweets
136) Several GOP Senators should be excused from being jurors at Trump's upcoming inciting-a-riot impeachment trial, due to serious conflicts of interest. They did, after all, contribute to the crime which will be discussed and judged by said jury.
#ConvictAndDisqualify #Traitors
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137) Yeah, sure, if you don't count his wars against: facts, the media, doctors, science, the Constitution, voters, democracy, math, logic, common sense, responsibility, the English language, and himself.
#ByeTrump #ByeByeTrump https://twitter.com/DonaldJTrumpJr/status/1352754599590035459 …
69 Likes, 19 Retweets
138) I had never heard of Michael Tracey until this very moment. I now know the blue checkmark next to his name is to verify that he's a piece of sh*t.
#MichaelTracey https://twitter.com/mtracey/status/1356457875158294530 …
76 Likes, 13 Retweets
139) Wait, so you're saying Putin did everything he could, regardless of legality, to hang onto power? That sounds like someone I know, considering Trump incited a domestic terrorist attack on the US Capitol to stop the counting of the electoral vote. Trump is Putin.
#Capitol #Traitor https://twitter.com/newtgingrich/status/1353353474046619655 …
73 Likes, 15 Retweets
140) Oh, don't tease us, Nestor, Sr.!
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/matt-gaetz-resign-florida-trump-b1797296.html …
#GaetzIsUnfit #MattGaetzResign
73 Likes, 15 Retweets
141) What are you going to do on MLK Day?
Democrats: "Recite his 'I have a dream' speech."
Independents: "Watch a documentary about him."
Libertarians: "Give thanks to him for fighting for freedom."
Republicans: "Defend slavery."
https://www-forbes-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.forbes.com/sites/jackbrewster/2021/01/18/trumps-1776-commission-created-to-challenge-controversial-1619-project--releases-report-on-mlk-day/amp/?amp_js_v=a6&_gsa=1&usqp=mq331AQHKAFQArABIA%3D%3D#aoh=16110145535126&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&_tf=From%20%251%24s&share=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.forbes.com%2Fsites%2Fjackbrewster%2F2021%2F01%2F18%2Ftrumps-1776-commission-created-to-challenge-controversial-1619-project--releases-report-on-mlk-day%2F …
#MLKDay #RacistGOP
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142) Trump's defense strategy: Projection.
- Accuse the House of editing videos & then show edited videos of their own.
- Accuse the House of taking quotes out of context & then share out-of-context quotes of their own.
- Accuse the House of lying & then lie.
#TrumpImpeachmentTrial
58 Likes, 27 Retweets
143) Combine those and Rubio is saying, "Yes, Trump is a traitor, who incited a terrorist attack on our Capitol, trying to end our country, but that doesn't mean he should be punished or not allowed to run again."
https://www.newsweek.com/marco-rubio-against-stupid-impeachment-trial-admits-trump-responsible-capitol-riot-1563992 …
#CapitolRiots #TraitorTrump
59 Likes, 26 Retweets
144) Translation: Lindsey Graham is offended by the prosecutors' cases against Adolf Hitler and Charles Manson.
#TrumpIsGuilty #LindseyGrahamIsATraitor https://twitter.com/LindseyGrahamSC/status/1359695883906998277 …
67 Likes, 18 Retweets
145) I love how Van Der Veen ends his responses with a pause and quiet "thank you." Here's how it comes across to me:
Van Der Veen: "F*ck you! F*ck you! F*ck you! ...and especially f*ck you! This is such bullsh*t! I'm missing 'Murder She Wrote'! F*ck this! :pause: Thank you."
#Trump
69 Likes, 16 Retweets
146) That reminds me of the time I was selected for jury duty and helped the defense with their case... 🙄
https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2021/02/11/politics/gop-senators-trump-impeachment-lawyers/index.html?__twitter_impression=true …
#TrumpImpeachmentTrial #GOPCorruptionOverCountry
57 Likes, 27 Retweets
147) Translation: "Mr. MyPillow won't be sleeping well any time soon."
https://www.nytimes.com/2021/01/18/us/mike-lindell-mypillow-dominion-voting.html#click=https://t.co/DwyWr9q9hM …
#TraitorsSupportTraitorTrump #Traitor
70 Likes, 14 Retweets
148) A convo with Russian Ron
Were people armed?
Johnson: "Yes"
Was it an insurrection?
Johnson: "Technically, yes"
But?
Johnson: "It didn't seem like an armed insurrection."
Are you an idiot?
Johnson: "Technically, yes, but I don't seem like one."
Oh, yes, you do.
#GOPCowards #Snark
75 Likes, 9 Retweets
149) You do realize Democrats, by impeaching Donald Trump a second time, were attempting to strengthen security in the present and future, as Donald Trump sought revenge against the Constitution by inciting a domestic terrorist attack on the US Capitol, right, traitor?
#CapitolRiots https://twitter.com/SenRonJohnson/status/1352389925832941569 …
75 Likes, 9 Retweets
150) First of all, this "left wing Twitter" was started by a House Republican.
Second, 5 GOP Senators voted to allow witnesses.
Lastly, the defense can call witnesses, but they won't, for they know it'd only hurt their case. Why? They're defending the indefensible.
#TrumpIsGuilty https://twitter.com/marcorubio/status/1360614939216478211 …
68 Likes, 14 Retweets
151) #ThisGenerationDoesNotRespect the same things previous generations didn't respect, but because of 24-hour news and social media, we can pretend like we were perfect angels and just point to clips of today's kids and say, "See?!? We told you! No respect!"
74 Likes, 8 Retweets
152) House Managers: Used 9.5 hours, with minimum repetition.
Trump's Defense: Used 2.5 hours, with maximum repetition.
That right there goes to show you who made the stronger case.
#TrumpImpeachmentTrial #TrumpIsGuilty
61 Likes, 20 Retweets
153) "Demonstrators burn masks in front of Idaho state Capitol"
Modern-day Republicans really do live in a sad, idiocratic alternate reality. Jebus...
https://thehill.com/homenews/state-watch/541963-demonstrators-burn-masks-in-front-of-idaho-state-capitol …
#COVID19 #Idiocracy
60 Likes, 20 Retweets
154) Translation: "GOPers didn't send Toomey to Congress to do what was right; we sent him there to do what was white."
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2021/02/16/pat-toomey-faces-censure-over-impeachment-vote-republican-party/6759842002/ …
#GOPCorruptionOverCountry #GOPSeditiousTraitors
62 Likes, 18 Retweets
155) Well, Van Der Veen is accomplishing one thing: He's making Donald Trump look like the biggest snowflake in human history. Congratulations.
#TrumpIsGuilty #TrumpImpeachmentTrial
63 Likes, 17 Retweets
156) #YoMamasSoMAGA, she calls the 5 years in 3rd grade her "personal Vietnam."
70 Likes, 10 Retweets
157) Yikes! From this day forward, the phrase "blow a gasket" shall be renamed "blow a Van Der Veen."
#TrumpImpeachmentTrial #TrumpIsGuilty
63 Likes, 16 Retweets
158) Well, it took four very long years, but we've finally drained the swamp, bigly!
#InaugurationDay
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159) In other words...
"I, Roger Wicker, voted against independent restaurant operators winning $28.6 billion worth of targeted relief.
I, Roger Wicker, voted against this funding which will ensure small businesses can survive this pandemic."
Vote Roger Wicker out!
#COVID #VoteBlue https://twitter.com/SenatorWicker/status/1369770036982915084 …
54 Likes, 24 Retweets
160) Van Der Douche: "Trump's delay of a public response was brief."
The riot started around 1 pm EST. Trump didn't speak publicly about it until 4:17 pm EST.
Wife: "I'm at the restaurant."
Husband: "I'll be there in a sec, after the football game that just started."
#TrumpLawyer
61 Likes, 17 Retweets
161) #YoMamasSoMAGA, when asked about you and your siblings, she says, "I take no responsibility at all."
73 Likes, 5 Retweets
162) Dear GOP:
Trump, speaking to white supremacists on September 29th, 2020: "Stand back and stand by."
#TrumpIsGuilty #TrumpImpeachmentTrial
59 Likes, 18 Retweets
163) Since there is no such thing as a Democratic version of QAnon, I'll just assume #BlueAnon means, "Members of QAnon who are saddened by the fact their hero - the Orange Menace or Cheeto-in-Chief - won't be able to steal the 2020 election, even though they tried via terrorism."
66 Likes, 11 Retweets
164) Translation: More than 1 in 2 self-described "conservatives" want a man, who incited a terrorist attack at the US Capitol to undermine American democracy, to be the next Republican nominee.
#CPAC2021 #RIPGOP https://twitter.com/ProjectLincoln/status/1366121980173426690 …
52 Likes, 24 Retweets
165) Actual headline: "Man-baby Oompa Loompa-wannabe piece of sh*t to angrily and repeatedly lie to domestic terrorists for the 2nd time in 2 months"
https://www.axios.com/trump-cpac-speak-35724b13-6b99-4cae-bbe9-e51b24741142.html?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=editorial&utm_content=politics-trumpcpac …
#TrumpIsGuilty #CapitolRiots
61 Likes, 15 Retweets
166) On my #RadicalLeftistAgenda is reading Dr. Seuss books to my son, because they brainwash boys into miraculously, simultaneously being gay and having abortions.
64 Likes, 12 Retweets
167) Okay then. Me thinks Lady G didn't think this one through very well...
#GOPComplicitTraitors #GOPSeditiousTraitors https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1356403657370001408 …
60 Likes, 15 Retweets
168) Fascinating. Why are you able to post this then?
#CapitolRiots #TraitorRubio https://twitter.com/marcorubio/status/1355147004545003521 …
61 Likes, 14 Retweets
169) Van Der Douche: "No one has been treated more unfairly than Trump. Period. Period. Not JFK, MLK, Gandhi, Lincoln, or even Jesus. Go ahead, ask JC - would he rather have been crucified literally or literally crucified by Twitter? He'd say literally every time."
#Trump #Snark
59 Likes, 15 Retweets
170) Trump's defense attorneys' answers:
- One word
- No response
- Deflection
- Misdirection
- Gibberish
This is because they have no defense.
#TrumpImpeachmentTrial #TrumpIsGuilty
61 Likes, 13 Retweets
171) There we have it: Rick Scott believes that saving America is a complete waste of time.
https://www-wfla-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.wfla.com/news/florida/this-is-a-complete-waste-of-time-florida-sen-rick-scott-on-impeachment-of-president-trump/amp/?amp_js_v=a6&_gsa=1&usqp=mq331AQHKAFQArABIA%3D%3D#aoh=16130479197694&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&_tf=From%20%251%24s&share=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.wfla.com%2Fnews%2Fflorida%2Fthis-is-a-complete-waste-of-time-florida-sen-rick-scott-on-impeachment-of-president-trump%2F …
#TrumpImpeachmentTrial #RickScottIsATraitor
49 Likes, 24 Retweets
172) Of course it was. Now Mexico is quickly building a wall to keep it from reentering the country.
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2021/feb/27/golden-trump-statue-mexico-cpac …
#CPAC #Trump
51 Likes, 21 Retweets
173) Oh, this is rich. During times of challenge and controversy, Trump has:
- Deflected blame
- Tweeted lies
- Sued
- Obstructed justice
- Bribed foreign allies
- Spread debunked conspiracies
- Stoked fear and prejudice
- Incited domestic terrorism
- Hidden in a bunker
#TraitorTrump https://twitter.com/laurenboebert/status/1351175425884565506 …
52 Likes, 20 Retweets
174) The GOP continually talks about alternate facts, an alternate reality, etc. Here's something we do need - alternate jurors.
#TrumpIsGuilty #TrumpImpeachmentTrial
56 Likes, 16 Retweets
175) "McCarthy sits for 'Green Eggs and Ham' reading: I 'still like' Dr. Seuss"
Up next, McCarthy will read his new book, "White Hoods and Robes."
https://thehill.com/homenews/news/541921-mccarthy-sits-for-green-eggs-and-ham-reading-i-still-like-dr-seuss …
#DrSeuss #Snark
59 Likes, 13 Retweets
176) BREAKING NEWS: "The Manson Family called and said, 'We got nothin' on the Conway Family!'"
#kellyanneconway #Snark
60 Likes, 12 Retweets
177) Incite domestic terrorism at the US Capitol to undermine American democracy?
GOP: :: silence ::
Speak out against inciting domestic terrorism at the US Capitol to undermine American democracy?
GOP: "Censure!!!"
#GOPSeditiousTraitors #GOPComplicitTraitors
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178) "Prominent Senate Republican warns Trump trial could spark more impeachments"
No, because you're not going to see Biden or any other Democratic President incite domestic terrorist attacks on the US Capitol, in an attempt to end the republic.
https://reut.rs/362mcCz
#CapitolRiot
57 Likes, 13 Retweets
179) Van Der Veen: "Here's my defense. Oh, look over there - a squirrel!"
#TrumpIsGuilty #Snark
64 Likes, 6 Retweets
180) Rick Perry: "You know how I know I'm not racist? Because I'd rather live in constant blackouts than live under any kind of federal regulation. Blackouts - that's okay, right? Is it African-American outs? Oops."
#TexasBlackout #Snark
52 Likes, 16 Retweets
181) Perhaps Trump is a psychic projectionist, for if the GOP states secede, they'll combine to form the epitome of a sh*thole country.
#Traitor #TraitorsSupportTraitorTrump
61 Likes, 7 Retweets
182) So, I hear Van Der Douche specializes in car accidents. That makes sense, for he's made it clear there's a pile up of bullsh*t on I-45, and he's claiming the cause of the wreck was an alien spacecraft heading toward Nambia.
#TrumpLawyer #TrumpIsGuilty
56 Likes, 11 Retweets
183) Translation: "The best thing Ted Cruz can do for the state of Texas is to not work for Texas."
Solution: Vote him out!
#TedCruzFailedTexas #CruzToCancun https://twitter.com/DineshDSouza/status/1362433079885848580 …
58 Likes, 9 Retweets
184) When one party isn't willing to tango, the other must go the way of Billy Idol and dance with themselves.
#GOPCorruptionOverCountry #GOPHypocrisy https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1364423380838080513 …
49 Likes, 17 Retweets
185) Van Der Veen: "Damaged buildings is worse than police officers being attacked with flagpoles, as they attempt to uphold American democracy. Oh, and blue lives matter."
#TrumpIsGuilty #Snark
53 Likes, 13 Retweets
186) Yes, because whenever I hear of "honest alpha-males," my first thought is Charlie Kirk. 🙄
#GQP #GOP https://twitter.com/JasonSCampbell/status/1369007830548807681 …
61 Likes, 5 Retweets
187) "Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) baselessly blamed Nancy Pelosi for the pro-Trump mob's ability to storm the Capitol."
Where was Nancy Pelosi? Trying to prevent terrorists, incited by you and your ilk, from killing her.
https://huffpost.com/entry/lindsey-graham-nancy-pelosi-capitol-riot_n_60045784c5b6efae62f96bc8 …
#Traitors
47 Likes, 18 Retweets
188) Incite a terrorist attack at the US Capitol? No punishment necessary.
Tell the truth about the individual who incited a terrorist attack at the US Capitol? Censured.
The GOP: The party of personal responsibility. 🙄
#GOPCowards #GOPBetrayedAmerica
50 Likes, 15 Retweets
189) The GOP is on a roll! ...with providing Democrats ad material during election season.
- The 1/6 terrorist attacks at the Capitol
- Their silence on it
- Their "no" votes on impeachment and conviction
- Their "no" votes on COVID-relief
#GOPBetrayedAmerica #GOPCorruptionOverCountry
50 Likes, 15 Retweets
190) What the hard-hitting right-wing news media will likely ask this weekend:
- Where is Champ's birth certificate?
- By naming his dogs Major & Champ, is Biden compensating for something?
- Since Major only seems to sniff b*tches' butts, does that make him homophobic?
#JoeBiden
59 Likes, 6 Retweets
191) "GOP Sen. Tuberville says he can't comment on Greene because of weather"
Well, Tommy Tuberville saw his shadow. Apparently he can't read the news for 6 more weeks.
https://www.businessinsider.com/tommy-tuberville-says-he-cant-comment-marjorie-taylor-greene-weather-2021-2 …
#groundhogday2021 #GOPSeditiousTraitors
39 Likes, 25 Retweets
192) Yeah, "Christian" should be in quotes...
https://www.washingtonpost.com/investigations/a-place-to-fund-hope-how-proud-boys-and-other-fringe-groups-found-refuge-on-a-christian-fundraising-website/2021/01/18/14a536ee-574b-11eb-a08b-f1381ef3d207_story.html#click=https://t.co/Tb801JZlY7 …
#Capitol #MAGATerrorists
48 Likes, 16 Retweets
193) Yeah, I agree; they're giving you too much credit.
#GQP #GOPCorruptionOverCountry https://twitter.com/Jim_Jordan/status/1367513058780798980 …
55 Likes, 9 Retweets
194) I just read that this year's CPAC is being called "America Uncanceled." Really? You just acquitted a guy who incited a terrorist attack at the US Capitol to end any semblance of democracy, and you want to talk about uncancelling America?
#CPAC #GOPCowards pic.twitter.com/wAoUstjClO
57 Likes, 7 Retweets
195) Month 1
"Better ingredients, better n******, Papa John's"
Month 6
"Better n******, better pizza, Papa John's"
Month 12
"Better ingredients, better pizza, Papa N******"
Month 19
"Better ingredients, better pizza, N****** John's"
20 months? Yeah, somebody's racist...
#PapaJohns https://twitter.com/Phil_Lewis_/status/1368983057479393284 …
46 Likes, 17 Retweets
196) #YoMamasSoMAGA, she cooks a dish she calls the Covfefe Casserole.
52 Likes, 11 Retweets
197) He kind of has to at the moment, because the previous "president" tried governing with a Sharpie and a tweet.
#PresidentBiden #TraitorsSupportTraitorTrump https://twitter.com/MarshaBlackburn/status/1354214265675272193 …
52 Likes, 11 Retweets
198) Impeachment Trial Breakdown
House Managers: The teachers who give lectures; assign homework; and provide quizzes Monday through Thursday.
Trump's Defense: The substitute teachers who come in on a Friday and just show movies all day.
#TrumpIsGuilty #TrumpImpeachmentTrial
48 Likes, 14 Retweets
199) Kudos to Biden and everything, but it's a major win for the American people.
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/house-set-pass-1-9t-covid-relief-bill-handing-biden-n1260393 …
#COVID #CovidRelief
53 Likes, 9 Retweets
200) Well, this is interesting...
"Dude, did you hear?!? Twitter is over!!!"
"Seriously?!? Where'd you hear that?"
"It's trending on Twitter."
"But Twitter is over?"
"Yeah! I'm gonna tweet about it!"
#TwitterIsOverParty
57 Likes, 5 Retweets
201) "Sen. Ron Johnson Said 'Fake' Trump Supporters Started The Capitol Riots"
Hmm, does that then mean the Donald Trump who incited the terrorist attacks at the US Capitol was a fake Trump?
https://www.buzzfeed.com/paulmcleod/ron-johnson-capitol-riot-conspiracy-theory …
#GOPBetrayedAmerica #GOPCorruptionOverCountry
46 Likes, 15 Retweets
202) The media continues to not do its job. If they insist on having debunked-conspiracy-pushers on their networks, they need to call out these propagandists for what they are - liars, "bigly."
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2021/feb/21/steve-scalise-trump-biden-election-abc-jonathan-karl …
#JoeWon #CapitolRiots
43 Likes, 17 Retweets
203) If this were a murder trial...
House Managers: "We have 10 hours worth of evidence to prove the defendant's guilt."
Trump's defense: "They're only doing this because my client slept with their girlfriend back in college. It's just a personal grudge."
#Trump #TrumpIsGuilty
49 Likes, 11 Retweets
204) Trump attempted to bribe a foreign ally
Democrats: "Impeach him!"
Trump incited a domestic terrorist attack at the US Capitol to undermine democracy
Democrats: "Impeach him!"
Biden once missed a house during his 1955 paper route
Republicans: "Impeach him!"
#Inauguration #Snark
55 Likes, 5 Retweets
205) GOP: "Without Trump's January 6th speech, there would still have been an insurrection."
Without a "President" Trump, there wouldn't have been one.
#TrumpImpeachmentTrial #TrumpIsGuilty
45 Likes, 14 Retweets
206) Close to 525,000 people have died of #COVID in this country, and that's your takeaway? Hundreds of thousands more would have died had the government not taken any action. Yet again, you prove yourself to be the antithesis of "pro-life." https://twitter.com/laurenboebert/status/1365385811655598080 …
45 Likes, 14 Retweets
207) So, you're blaming the media for being a staunch Trump-defender? How brave... 🙄
#GOPComplicitTraitors #GOPHypocrisy https://twitter.com/therecount/status/1356305017175728129 …
52 Likes, 7 Retweets
208) Popular vote numbers, according Castor:
Trump: 74.2M (rounds up to 75M)
Biden: 81.3M (rounds down to 74.9M)
#TrumpImpeachmentTrial #TrumpIsGuilty
43 Likes, 15 Retweets
209) Van Der Douche: "All insulting speech is the same. When a Black Lives Matter protester calls a Klansman 'a racist,' that's just as bad as the Klansman saying, 'We need to kill all 'negroes!' Hey, it's from the '60s. Relax."
#TrumpLawyer #Snark
44 Likes, 14 Retweets
210) #RadicalLeftistAgenda
- Treat others the way you'd like to be treated (unless you're a masochist)
- Build bridges, not walls (well, unless it's a house)
- Try to be nice to your neighbors (always loving them may be a stretch, though)
- Believe scientists over Uncle Tinfoil Tommy
45 Likes, 13 Retweets
211) Yes, voters are outraged about being allowed to vote!
#GOPCorruptionOverCountry #GOPTraitors https://twitter.com/SteveScalise/status/1367328864544899073 …
46 Likes, 11 Retweets
212) Hey, genius...
Common sense would dictate that greater societal acceptance of the LGBT community has led to an increase of people feeling unashamed about who they are.
Who's deluded again?
#GOPQ https://twitter.com/MattWalshBlog/status/1364639405605027840 …
51 Likes, 6 Retweets
213) I could make a joke about her being an "alternative" Crypt-Keeper, but no, she's the real deal.
https://variety.com/2021/digital/news/kellyanne-conway-accused-topless-photo-daughter-claudia-twitter-1234892220/amp/?__twitter_impression=true …
#kellyanneconway
41 Likes, 15 Retweets
214) 1) The only "strong" thing about a Trump speech is the odor emanating from his mouth, due to the "bigly" quantities of bullsh*t he spews.
2) What "winning" policies? On his watch, unemployment increased; the uninsured increased; and 500k+ Americans died of #COVID19.
#CPAC2021 https://twitter.com/NikkiHaley/status/1366199862446985223 …
43 Likes, 13 Retweets
215) "Mike Lindell’s Election Fraud Movie ‘Absolute Proof’ Has Absolutely No Proof"
Everyone can rest easy. It's absolute bullsh*t.
https://www.vice.com/en/article/n7v5qg/mike-lindells-election-fraud-movie-absolute-proof-has-absolutely-no-proof …
#MyPillow #AbsoluteBS
46 Likes, 10 Retweets
216) #YoMamasSoMAGA, every time she gets double-skunked in cribbage, she claims she won in a landslide.
54 Likes, 2 Retweets
217) Kevin Cramer on MSNBC: "I will listen to the prosecution and defense's arguments, and take them all into consideration before making my decision on whether or not to convict the 45th president. But yeah, he's innocent. There can be no questioning that."
#TrumpIsGuilty #Snark
40 Likes, 15 Retweets
218) If you're wondering what feminism isn't, it's Donald Trump having the cowardice to dominate women without their consent.
#CPAC2021 #CPAC https://twitter.com/RealCandaceO/status/1366155854299492358 …
45 Likes, 10 Retweets
219) Obama tries to make it possible for everyone to get healthcare.
GOP: "Cheater! He should be disqualified!"
Trump tries to end the republic.
GOP: "Eh, let's give him a mulligan. Everyone's balls get wet every now and again. Do over!"
https://www.nytimes.com/2021/02/09/us/politics/mike-lee-trump-mulligan.html …
#GOPCowards
36 Likes, 18 Retweets
220) But of course. He is #MoscowMitch after all...
https://amp-cnn-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2021/02/25/politics/mitch-mcconnell-donald-trump-2024/index.html?amp_js_v=a6&_gsa=1&usqp=mq331AQFKAGwASA%3D#aoh=16143142087857&csi=0&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&_tf=From%20%251%24s&share=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.cnn.com%2F2021%2F02%2F25%2Fpolitics%2Fmitch-mcconnell-donald-trump-2024%2Findex.html …
39 Likes, 14 Retweets
221) Apparently Kevin McCarthy is the Jeff Flake of Susan Collins's.
https://www-forbes-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.forbes.com/sites/jackbrewster/2021/01/27/mccarthy-rep-marjorie-taylor-greenes-facebook-threats-are-deeply-disturbing/amp/?amp_js_v=a6&_gsa=1&usqp=mq331AQHKAFQArABIA%3D%3D#aoh=16117666459074&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&_tf=From%20%251%24s&share=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.forbes.com%2Fsites%2Fjackbrewster%2F2021%2F01%2F27%2Fmccarthy-rep-marjorie-taylor-greenes-facebook-threats-are-deeply-disturbing%2F …
#MarjorieTaylorGreene #Traitor
33 Likes, 19 Retweets
222) ...or to look at it another way:
Trump incites a terrorist attack at the US Capitol to end American democracy. GOP? No outrage.
An actress gets punished for saying something offensive. GOP? Outrage.
A society with THIS level of moral hypocrisy cannot survive.
#CapitolRiot https://twitter.com/GadSaad/status/1359854050557259777 …
37 Likes, 15 Retweets
223) "Perry says Texans willing to suffer blackouts to keep feds out of power market"
More like millions will experience alcohol-induced blackouts if Perry is ever elected to office again.
https://www.houstonchronicle.com/business/energy/article/Perry-says-Texans-wiling-to-suffer-blackouts-to-15956705.php?utm_campaign=CMS%20Sharing%20Tools%20 …
#TexasBlackout #GOPCowards
40 Likes, 12 Retweets
224) Van Der Veen: "To hold a president Constitutionally responsible for essentially wanting to destroy the Constitution is unconstitutional."
#TrumpIsGuilty #Snark
42 Likes, 10 Retweets
225) "The secret nuculer code is 12345. Tell all your friends. That's what I did."
#TrumpsNoteToBidenSaid
42 Likes, 10 Retweets
226) When Trump voters were asked who was in charge of the terrorist attack at the US Capitol on 1/6:
- 28% said fellow Trump supporters
- 58% said Antifa
3 in 5 believe anti-Trumpers led a terrorist attack to try and keep Trump in power. Yeah...
https://amp-usatoday-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/amp.usatoday.com/amp/6765406002?amp_js_v=a6&_gsa=1&usqp=mq331AQHKAFQArABIA%3D%3D#aoh=16139537797664&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&_tf=From%20%251%24s&share=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.usatoday.com%2Fstory%2Fnews%2Fpolitics%2F2021%2F02%2F21%2Fexclusive-trump-party-he-still-holds-loyalty-gop-voters%2F6765406002%2F …
#CapitolRiots
33 Likes, 18 Retweets
227) Schoen's video:
Beastie Boys: "You've gotta FIGHT for your right to party!"
Brad Pitt: "The first rule of FIGHT Club is you don't talk about FIGHT Club."
A kid: "My favorite game is 'Street FIGHTer!'"
#TrumpIsGuilty #Snark
45 Likes, 6 Retweets
228) Dear Karen McCarthy:
Would be great if you could build a wall to cover the southern portion of your face.
#GOPBetrayedAmerica #STFU https://twitter.com/GOPLeader/status/1369046974436106241 …
42 Likes, 8 Retweets
229) Here she is: the future of the Republican Party (yes, in a way, the future is now).
#GQP #COVID19 https://twitter.com/davenewworld_2/status/1369327881265020937 …
38 Likes, 11 Retweets
230) "'Dinner table' politics: Why Joe Biden ditched bipartisan dealmaking to pass his COVID-19 relief bill"
It was bipartisan: Democrats and Joe Manchin.
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2021/03/07/covid-19-bill-biden-chooses-dinner-table-politics-over-bipartisanship/6892438002/ …
#CovidReliefBill
40 Likes, 9 Retweets
231) Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Trump lost,
Need a tissue?
#ValentinesDay #HappyValentinesDay pic.twitter.com/WPNCLjLWcp
45 Likes, 4 Retweets
232) Makes sense. Ron Johnson and Mitch McConnell will now star in the show "Moscow Vice."
#GOPBetrayedAmerica #GOPSeditiousTraitors https://twitter.com/therecount/status/1364973489711689732 …
32 Likes, 16 Retweets
233) ...and just 1 Republican voted for it.
Dear GOP:
You can't claim "All Lives Matter" until you can say "Black Lives Matter."
https://www.npr.org/2021/03/03/973111306/house-approves-police-reform-bill-named-after-george-floyd?utm_campaign=npr&utm_term=nprnews&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com …
#BlackLivesMatter #BLM
39 Likes, 9 Retweets
234) "Take my garlic breath away."
#AddAWordRuinALoveSong
43 Likes, 5 Retweets
235) "Watch out for these countries: Nevahda, Oregone, Tanzaynia, Jiiina, Nambia, Nipple, Button, Thighland, and Yo-Semite."
#TrumpsNoteToBidenSaid
38 Likes, 9 Retweets
236) Matt Gaetz is the nadir of Buttheads.
#CapitolRiot #Traitor https://twitter.com/RepMattGaetz/status/1353772373049282560 … pic.twitter.com/IKU0OahmoT
39 Likes, 8 Retweets
237) The economy was supposed to be Donald Trump's strong suit (🤣). With the latest jobs report in the books, here's how his numbers look:
Total Job Creation
-2,981,000
Manufacturing Jobs
-150,000 (12.367M to 12.217M)
Unemployment Rate
+34.04% (4.7% to 6.3%)
#Trump #TrumpFailed
29 Likes, 17 Retweets
238) Schoen: "Here's a photo of a Democrat seeing an error, and because of that, not using it in his presentation to the Senate. But what if he did use it? What other errors would he have possibly mistakenly reported to all of you? What if?"
#TrumpIsGuilty #Snark
39 Likes, 7 Retweets
239) "'Not fair!': Man who put feet on Pelosi's desk has outburst at court hearing for Capitol riot" - https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/not-fair-man-who-put-feet-pelosi-s-desk-has-n1259663 …
#CapitolRiots #GOPBetrayedAmerica pic.twitter.com/Ssub5EcoY2
39 Likes, 7 Retweets
240) Actually, what we got in return was ridding this nation of "the most obvious and glaring fraud in modern history" - Donald Trump.
#GQP #GOPBetrayedAmerica https://twitter.com/ggreenwald/status/1369074148711010307 …
39 Likes, 7 Retweets
241) David Wohl doesn't know the first thing about fact-checks.
Fact-check: True.
#CPAC2021 https://twitter.com/DavidWohl/status/1366145584399228931 …
41 Likes, 5 Retweets
242) #YoMamasSoMAGA, she always keeps Sharpies behind her ears in case the conversation turns to the weather.
42 Likes, 4 Retweets
243) "Former top aide Jason Miller says Trump is happy after leaving the White House and glad not to be on Twitter"
Well, for the first time in history, I'm going to say I feel the same way Donald Trump does.
https://news.yahoo.com/former-top-strategist-jason-miller-112946792.html …
#Trump #ByeFelicia
44 Likes, 2 Retweets
244) Hmm, well, since he doesn't have a conscience, I'm guessing that means he'll vote "nay."
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2021-02-10/mcconnell-signals-to-gop-trump-impeachment-is-a-conscience-vote …
#TrumpIsGuilty #TrumpImpeachmentTrial
33 Likes, 12 Retweets
245) Schoen: "Democrats reported alleged tweets made by Donald Trump. As everyone knows, Donald Trump has been banned from Twitter. Therefore, he could never have tweeted. Period."
#TrumpIsGuilty #Snark
38 Likes, 7 Retweets
246) #YoMamasSoMAGA, she calls Black Friday "All Friday."
41 Likes, 4 Retweets
247) "House cancels Thursday session after police warn of 'possible plot to breach the Capitol'"
Yeah, this is normal... 🙄. ...and no, it isn't part of "cancel-culture."
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2021/03/03/house-cancels-thursday-session-police-warn-possible-plot-breach-capitol/6911228002/ …
#GOPDomesticTerrorists
30 Likes, 14 Retweets
248) Van Der Veen seems to have decided to just read Trump's tweets for his opening remarks. Brilliant...
#TrumpIsGuilty #TrumpImpeachmentTrial
35 Likes, 9 Retweets
249) I wrote about this earlier, but in a snarky fashion, and just heard Chuck Rosenberg reiterate it on MSNBC.
While a criminal offense is assuredly an impeachable offense, an impeachable offense doesn't have to be a criminal offense.
#TrumpImpeachmentTrial #TrumpIsGuilty
33 Likes, 11 Retweets
250) There we have it - another self-described "pro-lifer" believes in the lives of businesses over the lives of people, even though the lives of businesses depend on the lives of people. A business can be rebuilt if it dies. Not so much with a person. Just sayin'.
#COVID19 https://twitter.com/VoteJenaPowell/status/1366845497185603584 …
33 Likes, 11 Retweets
251) "Tucker Carlson Is Very Concerned About Police Violence Against Capitol Rioters"
BREAKING NEWS: "Tucker Carlson is starting a Domestic Terrorist Lives Matter movement."
https://www.thewrap.com/tucker-carlson-is-very-concerned-about-police-violence-against-capitol-rioters-video/ …
#CapitolRiots #Snark
31 Likes, 12 Retweets
252) Exactly, because their client is guilty AF!
#TrumpImpeachmentTrial #TrumpIsGuilty https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1360335901834969089 …
34 Likes, 9 Retweets
253) Schoen: "Democrats saying they'll fight for democracy is the same thing as Trump inciting rioters to burn down the US Capitol and overturn American democracy. Period."
#TrumpIsGuilty #Snark
35 Likes, 8 Retweets
254) Van Der Veen: "Okay, for this portion of my speech, I'm going to swap the words 'Donald Trump' and 'Democrats' so Democrats look like the bad guys and Donald Trump looks like the good guy."
#TrumpIsGuilty #Snark
36 Likes, 7 Retweets
255) #YoMamasSoMAGA, she tells the neighbors to build a fence around her yard and to then pay for it themselves.
39 Likes, 3 Retweets
256) ...and how much money did lil Marco get paid for the time he spent typing this tweet?
Oh, and if being pro-work means being pro-family, what happens when work during a pandemic kills off a family? Is pro-work still pro-family?
#COVID #GOPHypocrisy https://twitter.com/marcorubio/status/1364016905435164672 …
33 Likes, 8 Retweets
257) Hmm, I didn't realize you could tweet from prison...
#TraitorsSupportTraitorTrump https://twitter.com/DineshDSouza/status/1354152537432190984 …
36 Likes, 5 Retweets
258) Johnnie Cochran: "If it doesn't fit, you must acquit!"
GOP: "If Trump incited sh*t, you must acquit!"
#TrumpIsGuilty #TrumpImpeachmentTrial
31 Likes, 9 Retweets
259) Trump very clearly exploited idiots like Lisa Boothe for his own ego & pursuit of staying out of jail. He has no regard for anyone other than himself, including the 500k+ who have died of COVID. But hey, did you see his tweet-storm the other day? No, because he was banned.
#GOP https://twitter.com/LisaMarieBoothe/status/1364207540091969540 …
35 Likes, 5 Retweets
260) WTF?!?
#CapitolRiots #Traitor https://twitter.com/Bencjacobs/status/1353806234680492032 …
30 Likes, 9 Retweets
261) If you get bored at tomorrow's Super Bowl gatherings, I recommend a pair of games: Six degrees of Kevin Bacon and Six hundred sixty-six degrees of Kevin Sorbo.
#GOPQ #GOPComplicitTraitors
35 Likes, 4 Retweets
262) The original saying
"Give me liberty, or give me death!"
Rick Perry
"Give me liberty to give others death!"
#TexasBlackout #Snark
37 Likes, 2 Retweets
263) GOP Senate (in their best/worst Johnnie Cochran voice): "If he's guilty as sh*t, you must acquit!"
#GOPCowards #GOPCorruptionOverCountry
32 Likes, 6 Retweets
264) Your face should be a crime.
#GOPComplicitTraitors #GOPHypocrisy https://twitter.com/SenTomCotton/status/1367263200945831940 …
32 Likes, 6 Retweets
265) Yeah, but they were just muffin stumps, so that doesn't count.
https://www.thedailybeast.com/qanon-shaman-says-he-stopped-muffin-theft-during-capitol-riot …
#CapitolRiots #CueElaineBenes
26 Likes, 11 Retweets
266) Van Der Douche: "The Democrats doctored evidence so bad they had to withdraw it. The fact they still presented 10 hours of evidence, to our 10 minutes of it, is irrelevant."
#TrumpImpeachmentTrial #Snark
31 Likes, 6 Retweets
267) Team Cruz/Trump is microscopically hard for domestic terrorism.
#CapitolRiots #GOPDomesticTerrorists https://twitter.com/SenTedCruz/status/1358898010818826252 …
31 Likes, 6 Retweets
268) Forewarning: if you hear any boos, it's because of A-Rod.
#InaugurationDay
32 Likes, 5 Retweets
269) Wow, this guy has a tiny penis...
https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/cowboys-for-trump-founder-who-vowed-to-return-with-guns-to-capitol-for-inauguration-arrested-by-fbi/ …
#Traitor #TraitorsSupportTraitorTrump
34 Likes, 3 Retweets
270) #YoMamasSoMAGA, she went back to college just so she could take a Film History and Appreciation class and, while others debated whether "Casablanca" or "Citizen Kane" was the best film in history, she could contend it was neither; that the actual answer was "Home Alone 2."
30 Likes, 6 Retweets
271) I never thought I'd see a mannequin-and-dummy mafia exit the White House...
#Inauguration2021 #ByeByeTrump
34 Likes, 2 Retweets
272) "So 2 Corinthians walked into a bar, and they were the best Corinthians, believe me. One was a 10, no doubt. The other was like an 8.5. They ordered 3 Wise Mens. So, 1 and 2, who were a 10 and 8.5, were both ordering 3. That's when I paid them each $130k."
#TrumpsNoteToBidenSaid
33 Likes, 2 Retweets
273) #YoMamasSoMAGA, she thinks hot flashes are a Chinese hoax.
34 Likes, 1 Retweet
274) "Red herrings, denial, and cherry-picking."
What are defense tactics used by Michael T. Van Der Veen?
"That is correct."
#TrumpIsGuilty #TrumpImpeachmentTrial
26 Likes, 8 Retweets
275) INTERESTING: Every time Trump thanks a person, he will soon betray them; sue them; and/or get them arrested.
#Inauguration2021 #ByeTrump https://twitter.com/gregkellyusa/status/1351878033309921285 …
31 Likes, 2 Retweets
276) Translation: 4% of GOP Senators vow to keep an open mind in not automatically allowing a man, who attempted to undermine American democracy, get off "Scott Free." They should be thanked; applauded; and worshiped for their infinite bravery.
https://www.cnn.com/2021/01/31/politics/senate-republicans-trump-second-impeachment-trial-rob-portman-bill-cassidy/index.html …
#Capitol #Snark
24 Likes, 8 Retweets
277) Before today
Trump's defense: "The Black Lives Matter rallies were just as bad, if not worse than what happened on January 6th. Property destruction for a bullsh*t cause."
Today
Trump's defense: "Instead of this, we need to focus on racial inequality."
#TrumpLawyer #Snark
26 Likes, 6 Retweets
278) Given Rob Portman's announcement, I am hereby declaring that I am not not not running to replace him in the United States Senate.
#RobPortman #VoteBlue
26 Likes, 6 Retweets
279) Wait, so you're admitting United States Senators can't lie and chew gum at the same time?
#CapitolRiots #Inauguration https://twitter.com/SenRonJohnson/status/1352389925832941569 …
27 Likes, 5 Retweets
280) "Trump lawyers misspell 'United States' in impeachment brief"
Patriots!!!
https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-lawyers-misspell-united-states-in-impeachment-brief-2021-2 …
#TrumpLawyersAreStupid #Sarcasm
27 Likes, 5 Retweets
281) I'm just waiting for a Trumper to respond, "Hey, All Thoughts Matter!"
#BlackLivesMatter #BlackThought
28 Likes, 4 Retweets
282) Spelling bee moderator: "The word is 'why.' That's 'why.'"
Van Der Douche: "Ha-why. W-h-y. Ha-why."
Moderator: "I'm sorry, but 'ha-why' wasn't the word."
#TrumpLawyer #Snark
29 Likes, 3 Retweets
283) When I pick my mom up from the airport
Me: "How was the flight?"
Her: "Some turbulence"
Me: "Bet it wasn't as turbulent as the Twitter-mob that came after me last night."
Her: "Some twits tried to mob you? Were they armed?"
Me: "Not sure. Never saw them."
Her: "Wait, what?"
#VDay
29 Likes, 3 Retweets
284) "Ted Cruz advised Trump lawyers and told they'd 'already won'"
...and why was that, Lil Marco?
"Because it was a farce."
Correct!
https://www.businessinsider.com/ted-cruz-told-trump-lawyers-and-told-theyd-already-won-2021-2 …
#Trump #TrumpImpeachment
21 Likes, 10 Retweets
285) Well, I think this shows that at least one 87-year-old should probably retire...
https://www-sfchronicle-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.sfchronicle.com/politics/amp/Dianne-Feinstein-defends-GOP-senators-right-to-15882248.php?amp_js_v=a6&_gsa=1&usqp=mq331AQHKAFQArABIA%3D%3D#aoh=16110867765536&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&_tf=From%20%251%24s&share=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.sfchronicle.com%2Fpolitics%2Farticle%2FDianne-Feinstein-defends-GOP-senators-right-to-15882248.php …
#Capitol #CapitolRiot
25 Likes, 6 Retweets
286) Every time Van Der Veen points toward a coming video clip, it looks like he's giving the "heil Hitler" salute.
#TrumpIsGuilty #TrumpImpeachmentTrial
26 Likes, 5 Retweets
287) Van Der Veen: "It's become clear: Democrats hate Donald Trump almost as much as Donald Trump hates America, and since Donald Trump is America, that's anti-American."
#TrumpIsGuilty #Snark
26 Likes, 5 Retweets
288) "Rand Paul spars with ABC host over election integrity"
Hmm, I never knew Chia Pets could spar. I learned something new today.
https://politi.co/369iTt9
#RussianRand #ByeDon
22 Likes, 8 Retweets
289) No, that's Rand Paul's Chia-Pet hair.
#TrumpIsGuilty #LindseyGrahamIsATraitor https://twitter.com/LindseyGrahamSC/status/1359695883906998277 …
24 Likes, 6 Retweets
290) If anyone's feeling sad today, just remember Valentine's Day started when Cupid contracted herpes by shooting an arrow at a public toilet seat; it boomeranged back & struck him in the junk; & prompted him to say, "Ooh, I could make a card out of this." True story.
#ValentinesDay
26 Likes, 4 Retweets
291) In the span of a few minutes, Democrats showed why they win and lose elections.
They win elections by coming together to help the American people.
They lose elections by then somehow turning that winning narrative into a debate on Pepe Le Pew's influence on rape culture.
#COVID
26 Likes, 4 Retweets
292) I take it she was pointing toward a bigly yuge mirror, with the Republican Party standing directly behind her.
#GOPSeditiousTraitors #GOPBetrayedAmerica https://twitter.com/MeghanMcCain/status/1357125534317244416 …
27 Likes, 3 Retweets
293) Before the impeachment vote
McConnell: "Conviction is a GOP conscience vote."
After the impeachment vote (to which Resting Mitch Face voted "Not Guilty")
So, therefore, Moscow Mitch has admitted he's void of a conscience.
#GOPCowards #GOPCorruptionOverCountry
23 Likes, 6 Retweets
294) Ted Cruz is the David Huckabee of Peter and Kate McCallisters.
#Snowflake #TedFled
23 Likes, 6 Retweets
295) Yeah, after voting to acquit. Such a brave lil man-turtle...
https://www.npr.org/sections/trump-impeachment-trial-live-updates/2021/02/13/967701180/after-vote-mcconnell-torched-trump-as-practically-and-morally-responsible-for-ri …
#TrumpImpeachment #TrumpIsGuilty
23 Likes, 5 Retweets
296) "Generous," eh?
My guess is it said, "I'll give you 1 million of my BFF Vladimir Putin's Russian rubles if you tell the nation that I won the election with 7 million less votes."
#InaugurationDay #Inauguration2021 https://twitter.com/CBSNews/status/1352020388339986434 …
24 Likes, 4 Retweets
297) Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Today is Valentine's Day,
Where's the booze?
#ValentinesDay #HappyValentinesDay
27 Likes, 1 Retweet
298) Wait, so the insurrectionists were actually witches?
https://www.npr.org/sections/trump-impeachment-trial-live-updates/2021/02/13/967700796/trump-celebrates-his-acquittal-says-the-impeachment-was-part-of-a-witch-hunt …
#TrumpImpeachment #TrumpIsGuilty
21 Likes, 6 Retweets
299) #YoMamasSoMAGA, when she was in school, she always wrote "doctor's notes" for her P.E. teachers, which said, "X can't partake in today's class activities due to bone-spurs."
23 Likes, 4 Retweets
300) Let me guess, you're giving the eulogy... 🙄
#LarryKingRIP https://twitter.com/piersmorgan/status/1352969095990423555 …
26 Likes, 1 Retweet
301) Van Der Veen: "Since Donald Trump one time said in his sleep at the ripe old age of 6, 'pizza,' which could have been mistaken for 'peace,' all of his subsequent incitements of violence should be stricken from the record. Thank you."
#TrumpIsGuilty #Snark
22 Likes, 4 Retweets
302) "I would do anything for love. I would do anything for love. I would do anything for love, but I won't do that crack."
#AddAWordRuinALoveSong
23 Likes, 3 Retweets
303) I tell you what, the evidence is so thick, it makes this book resemble a haiku.
#TrumpIsGuilty #TrumpImpeachmentTrial pic.twitter.com/U9Y1E959EH
22 Likes, 3 Retweets
304) "Know anyone who makes good hamberders around here?"
#TrumpsNoteToBidenSaid
22 Likes, 3 Retweets
305) GOP: "A person can only be held criminally liable if nothing has changed between the crime and the trial. Trump was president during his crime. He's not president now. Voila - innocent."
#TrumpImpeachmentTrial #TrumpImpeachment
17 Likes, 7 Retweets
306) "Don't let the door hit you on the way in."
#TrumpsNoteToBidenSaid
21 Likes, 3 Retweets
307) It's official: Ron Johnson is blind. In response to this bit of news, Stevie Wonder has said, "Yeah, man. That guy can't see sh*t!"
https://madison.com/news/local/govt-and-politics/ron-johnson-this-didn-t-seem-like-an-armed-insurrection-to-me/article_5c7211fb-6909-51ce-810b-c6b57b658f56.amp.html?__twitter_impression=true …
#CapitolInsurrection #GOPCowards
23 Likes, 1 Retweet
308) Side effects include: golden showers, vodka blood, Sput-breath, Putin-height, 0.0 scores, and poison if you admit to any of these other side effects.
https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2021/02/02/health/russia-sputnik-v-phase-3-intl/index.html?__twitter_impression=true …
#CovidVaccine #Snark
17 Likes, 5 Retweets
309) What I'm most offended by in this tweet is the use of "Satin." That's so disrespectful to Satan.
#TrumpImpeachment #TrumpIsGuilty https://twitter.com/SeanPenn/status/1360396678029668353 … pic.twitter.com/xNqjoZVXTv
18 Likes, 4 Retweets
310) #RadicalLeftistAgenda? In the wise words of philosophisers Bill S. Preston Esquire, Ted Theodore Logan, and So-Crates, "Be excellent to each other and party on, dudes!" pic.twitter.com/gir2NYZHma
18 Likes, 4 Retweets
311) #YoMamasSoMAGA, after being charged with (grabbing and) stealing a kitten, she tells the police, "It was just locker-room talk."
19 Likes, 3 Retweets
312) Are they bunny slippers and do you use those instead of skis down the slopes?
#TrumpIsGuilty #TrumpImpeachmentTrial https://twitter.com/marcorubio/status/1360380372924723205 …
21 Likes, 1 Retweet
313) "Angry patriot hippie?" There's three words I never thought I'd see joined together...
…https://www-washingtonpost-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2021/02/22/suzanne-kaye-fbi-capitol-riot/?amp_js_v=a6&_gsa=1&outputType=amp&usqp=mq331AQFKAGwASA%3D#aoh=16140186643860&csi=0&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&_tf=From%20%251%24s&share=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.washingtonpost.com%2Fnation%2F2021%2F02%2F22%2Fsuzanne-kaye-fbi-capitol-riot%2F …
#CapitolRiots
15 Likes, 6 Retweets
314) 2/26/20: 15 cases in the U.S.
2/26/21: 29,136,912 cases in the U.S.
As always, Trump was right on the money...
https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/
#COVID19 #TrumpIsStupid https://twitter.com/NumbersMuncher/status/1365299544070717441 …
17 Likes, 4 Retweets
315) #YoMamasSoMAGA, instead of wine and crackers, her communion consists of Moscow Mules and hamberders.
18 Likes, 3 Retweets
316) #YoMamasSoMAGA, she claims to be loyal to all her guys on the side.
21 Likes, 0 Retweets
317) Schoen: "I'm now going to play the 'penis' game with the word 'report,' or any form of the word, uttered by Democrats. Let's see who can say it loudest. Watch the clip."
#TrumpIsGuilty #Snark
19 Likes, 1 Retweet
318) Try not to be an a$$hole.
#RadicalLeftistAgenda
19 Likes, 1 Retweet
319) "Patriotic Pence," he is not...
https://www.cnn.com/2021/03/03/politics/mike-pence-false-claims-voter-fraud/index.html …
#GOPBetrayedAmerica #GOPTraitors
11 Likes, 8 Retweets
320) Oh, but I thought Trump wasn't a politician, and we all know he doesn't know the meaning of the word "persecution," so that argument sounds like a "bigly" hoax to me.
#TrumpTaxReturns #TrumpTaxes https://twitter.com/Acosta/status/1363927173489393668 …
18 Likes, 1 Retweet
321) Yeah, during the midst of a global pandemic, who's honestly got the time for that kind of bullsh*t?
#Inauguration2021 #Inauguration https://twitter.com/kurteichenwald/status/1352730162937405441 … pic.twitter.com/nDhlR8l8TI
15 Likes, 3 Retweets
322) Van Der Veen: "If this were a criminal trial, the First Amendment would be very important in these proceedings. The fact it's not a criminal trial is irrelevant."
#TrumpImpeachmentTrial #Snark
16 Likes, 2 Retweets
323) #YoMamasSoMAGA, when checking into a hotel, she books a room under one of the following names: John Miller, David Dennison, or John Barron.
16 Likes, 2 Retweets
324) Oh, just like Barr did? 🙄
https://amp-cnn-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2021/02/22/politics/merrick-garland-confirmation-hearing-day-1/index.html?amp_js_v=a6&_gsa=1&usqp=mq331AQHKAFQArABIA%3D%3D#aoh=16140251974119&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&_tf=From%20%251%24s&share=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.cnn.com%2F2021%2F02%2F22%2Fpolitics%2Fmerrick-garland-confirmation-hearing-day-1%2Findex.html …
#MerrickGarlandHearing
16 Likes, 2 Retweets
325) If anyone's feeling down today, just listen to this song. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0LAs7X5ybE …
#ValentinesDay
14 Likes, 3 Retweets
326) #YoMamasSoMAGA, when chicken pox is going around, she tells you and your siblings the best way to prevent it is by injecting kerosene.
15 Likes, 2 Retweets
327) #YoMamasSoMAGA, when asked who her BFF is, she always responds, "Some people."
15 Likes, 1 Retweet
328) 1) Please don't say "Theseses" name in vain.
2) Use "the are" in a sentence.
3) It's like Benjamin Franklin once said, "A republic, so long as those damn mussels don't kill it!"
#GQP #COVID19 https://twitter.com/patriottakes/status/1366531697408282624 …
10 Likes, 5 Retweets
329) Van Der Veen: "Even though Trump lost in November, Democrats are doing nothing here but seeking revenge against him and his defeat."
#TrumpIsGuilty #Snark
11 Likes, 4 Retweets
330) ...and only 27% said they wouldn't. The other 27% are undecided.
…https://www-rollingstone-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/poll-trump-republican-party-1130975/amp/?amp_js_v=a6&_gsa=1&usqp=mq331AQHKAFQArABIA%3D%3D#aoh=16139537797664&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&_tf=From%20%251%24s&share=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.rollingstone.com%2Fpolitics%2Fpolitics-news%2Fpoll-trump-republican-party-1130975%2F …
#RIPGOP #Trump
12 Likes, 3 Retweets
331) #YoMamasSoMAGA, when asked about her favorite song, she unhesitatingly says, "'Smockin' in the Boys Room."
12 Likes, 1 Retweet
332) #YoMamasSoMAGA, she thinks the best way to make her marriage great again is by hiring someone to kill her husband and then, after being caught on video admitting she had hired the hit-man, claiming she had nothing to do with it.
12 Likes, 1 Retweet
333) "Love RadioShack, baby!"
#AddAWordRuinALoveSong
12 Likes, 1 Retweet
334) I see that "Ghost" is playing on MTV. This is probably the 2nd longest music video the network has ever played - 2nd only to Iron Butterfly's "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida."
#ValentinesDay
12 Likes, 0 Retweets
335) "Won't let nobody hurt you. I'll handstand by you."
#AddAWordRuinALoveSong
12 Likes, 0 Retweets
336) Whenever I see "Hanson" and "Manson" in the same sentence, I immediately think of "Celebrity Deathmatch."
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1r0tdy
#NewRadicals
11 Likes, 0 Retweets
337) "Something generous."
#TrumpsNoteToBidenSaid
10 Likes, 0 Retweets
338) #PatIDontWantToOverreactBUT Alabama should swap places with the Jacksonville Jaguars in the AFC South. Not only would said division be more competitive top to bottom, Urban Meyer could then again dominate the SEC.
9 Likes, 0 Retweets
339) "At last
My love, Alexa, has come along
My lonely days are over
And life is like a song"
#AddAWordRuinALoveSong
6 Likes, 1 Retweet
340) "I'll be there to protect you
With an unselfish love that respects you
Just call my name, 'Beetlejuice'
And I'll be there"
#AddAWordRuinALoveSong
7 Likes, 0 Retweets
341) #YoMamasSoMAGA, when one asks if they can smoke, she "corrects" them by saying, "It's smock! What the fock?!?"
5 Likes, 1 Retweet
Totals: 42,345 Likes, 10,467 Retweets (Averages of 124.2 Likes, 30.7 Retweets)
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