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Podcast: I Feel Snitty

Episode 121: "The Nationalist Anthem" (parody based on the Francis Scott Key song, "The Star-Spangled Banner")

Premiere Date: 3/10/21

Length: 1:35 (230 words)

Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/the-nationalist-anthem-parody-based-on-the-francis-scott-key-song-the-star-spangled-banner/

Transcript: 

Welcome to I Feel Snitty, episode 121, entitled, “’The Nationalist Anthem’ (parody based on the Francis Scott Key song, ‘The Star-Spangled Banner’).” I’m your host, Craig Rozniecki.

 

Okay, so I’ll be doing something new today. A fan of mine requested I do this, so I said, “Sure, why not?” On page 121 of my book, LOL at the GOP – Volume 7: Obstruction of Conscience, I wrote a parody of the “Star-Spangled Banner,” the way I figured Donald Trump would recite it. Upon reading this, my fan requested that I sing said rendition of the anthem. So, here we go. I will attempt to sing this as I figure Donald Trump would. I’m sorry.

 

Jose can't ever see,

Through my big beautiful wall at night,

With all of the bigly hail,

There can't be global warming,

Why broads with stripes and stars,

Can't ever be tens,

I'm not sexist, believe me,

But what are those bitches thinking?

Little rocket man's stupid hair,

My tweets going everywhere,

Proving at 3 am,

My nuculer button is still there,

Jose still can't ever see, so he just waves,

For the land of the free, go somewhere else to live.

 

That’s it for today’s episode. I’ll see you again next week. Until then, you can check me out on Podbean, Twitter, Amazon, and Blogger. This has been I Feel Snitty, with Craig Rozniecki. Take care.

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