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Podcast: "I Feel Snitty," Episode 124: “Shooting For Zero Laws” (parody based on the Jody Watley song, “Looking For a New Love”) is now available!

The latest episode of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, “Shooting For Zero Laws” (parody based on the Jody Watley song, “Looking For a New Love”), is now available!

Here are the lyrics:

Yippee ki-yay, mofos

 

If you’re white, you have to be right

You can do no wrong, no

Hundreds of them attacked the Capitol

But they’re all just a bunch of lone wolves

 

Maybe they were just bored AF that day

Or mad about the Candy Crush level they couldn’t pass

Hey, Jesus wouldn’t judge

 

Freedom, liberty to all

Freedom, liberty to all – for whites

Try to make republics fall

Not even worth a five-dollar fine

 

They’re shooting for zero laws, bang bang

Zero laws, anarchy

They’re shooting for zero laws, bang bang

Zero laws, anarchy

 

‘Nother black man was shot today

He was holding a Milky Way

His shoulder blades looked ready to shoot

His head shook as he walked away

 

There should be no charges, for there was no crime

Just a white man seeing a two-pawed lion

Yippee ki-yay, mofos

 

Freedom, liberty to all

Freedom, liberty to all – for whites

Try to make republics fall

Not even worth a five-dollar fine

 

They’re shooting for zero laws, bang bang

Zero laws, anarchy

They’re shooting for zero laws, bang bang

Zero laws, anarchy

 

They’re shooting for zero laws, bang bang

Zero laws, anarchy

They’re shooting for zero laws, bang bang

Zero laws, anarchy

 

Mad about the Candy Crush level they couldn’t pass

Hey, Jesus wouldn’t judge

Just a white man seeing a two-pawed lion

Yippee ki-yay, mofos

 

They’re shooting for zero laws, bang bang

Zero laws

They’re shooting for zero laws, bang bang

Zero laws

They’re shooting for zero laws, bang bang

Zero laws

 

The song can be heard here: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/shooting-for-zero-laws-parody-based-on-the-jody-watley-song-looking-for-a-new-love/

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