Podcast: "I Feel Snitty," Episode 125: “Lied, Squealed, Whimpered He’s Trump” (parody based on the Stevie Wonder song, “Signed, Sealed, Delivered I’m Yours”) now available!
The latest episode of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, “Lied, Squealed, Whimpered He’s Trump” (parody based on the Stevie Wonder song, “Signed, Sealed, Delivered I’m Yours”), is now available!
Here are the lyrics:
The New York Times wasn’t nice to him
Their fact-check said he wasn’t worth zillions
Oh, there he goes again
Lied, squealed, whimpered, he’s Trump
Doc Stoned claims he weighs one-eighty-five
Accurate scales suggest otherwise
Oh, there he goes again
Lied, squealed, whimpered, he’s Trump
There he goes again
A snowflake slices into the rough
There he goes again
A snowflake slices into the rough
If his lips move, it’s never true
When called out, threatens to sue
Cries to his lawyer, cuz Vinny
Trump tells him about his early “ute”
About his covfefing at age two
Oh, there he goes again
Lied, squealed, whimpered, he’s Trump
He’ll toss his own kids under the bus
Drive it himself, say it was Obama’s fault
Oh, there he goes again
Lied, squealed, whimpered, he’s Trump
There he goes again
A snowflake slices into the rough
There he goes again
A snowflake slices into the rough
If his lips move, it’s never true
When called out, threatens to sue
Cries, as his cousin Vinny says, “It’s bullshit”
There he goes again
There he goes again
Lied, squealed, whimpered, he’s Trump
There he goes again
Lied, squealed, whimpered, he’s Trump
There he goes again
Lied, squealed, whimpered he’s Trump
The song can be heard here: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/lied-squealed-whimpered-he-s-trump-parody-based-on-the-stevie-wonder-song-signed-sealed-delivered-i-m-yours/
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