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Transcript for Podcast: "I Feel Snitty," Episode 123: “Dumb, Loud, and Cray” (parody based on the Offspring song, “Come Out and Play”) is now available!

Podcast: I Feel Snitty

Episode 123: “Dumb, Loud, and Cray” (parody based on the Offspring song, “Come Out and Play”)

Premiere Date: 3/12/21

Length: 3:12 (315 words)

Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/dumb-loud-and-cray-parody-based-on-the-offspring-song-come-out-and-play/

Transcript: 

They must be sexually frustrated

 

A burning sensation

A nagging, spreading itch

Getting angry at the very slightest of things

Constantly bitching about those who bitch

 

Cyber-stalking me from dusk till dawn

They’re looking for anything to get angry about

Cherry-picking words that are not even there

Yet they are about to type them up, type them up, type them up

 

Ooh, now they’re coming after me

Scream and shout

They must be sexually frustrated

Ooh, they’re projecting onto me

Scream and shout

They must be sexually frustrated

Hey, it’s tweeting time

Just seven insults away from fulfilling their lives

They’re dumb, loud, and cray

 

They’re up to see what is trending

Who to cancel today

They’re trying to ruin someone else’s life

‘Cause it’s been a blue moon since they got laid

 

They now search the net for an edited clip

Wanting a chance to take something out of context

I then decide to research and correct their nonsense

They are about to cuss me out, cuss me out, cuss me out

 

Ooh, now they’re coming after me

Scream and shout

They must be sexually frustrated

Ooh, they’re projecting onto me

Scream and shout

They must be sexually frustrated

Hey, it’s tweeting time

Just seven insults away from fulfilling their lives

They’re dumb, loud, and cray

 

They now search the net for an edited clip

Wanting a chance to take something out of context

I then decide to research and correct their nonsense

They are about to cuss me out, cuss me out, cuss me out

 

Ooh, now they’re coming after me

Scream and shout

They must be sexually frustrated

Ooh, they’re projecting onto me

Scream and shout

They must be sexually frustrated

Hey, it’s tweeting time

Just seven insults away from fulfilling their lives

They’re dumb, loud, and cray

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