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Ad says women wearing sweatpants will send men running... eh, no...

An online retailer, Piperlime, which is owned by GAP, released an ad which reads, "Every time you wear sweatpants in public, a single guy leaves New York."



The author of this article written by Emma Gray, said she took an unofficial poll on if the ad were in any way accurate. She asked many males about women in sweatpants and she said the majority of responses went something like this - "Um ... I'm pretty sure I find girls in sweatpants attractive" and "Is that for real?"

Don't worry about it ladies. This isn't true. We guys aren't too picky. To us, if you look good, you look good. We could really care less if you're wearing a skirt, dress, tank top and jeans, scrubs, sweatpants or astronaut costume. Typically, it seems as if women get all dressed up not so much to impress guys (because we typically don't care), but in a competition with other women. 

Trust me, if us guys see a beautiful woman who's wearing sweatpants, it's not like we cringe and mumble to ourselves, "Geez...how can she go out in public in those pants? Those are hideous. I can't even bare to look at her again. Okay, maybe one more time. Those would be easier to remove. Perhaps I should get her number. Hell, maybe I'll invite her over for dinner and ask that she wears her sweatpants. I don't want to make her wonder, though. That could be good, though, providing a little mystery for her. Yeah, maybe I'll do that. Damn, she's hot." Yup, just like that... Seriously, though, I think this ad is ridiculous. To us guys, ladies, you're beautiful no matter what you wear. Whether it's sweatpants, jeans or a skirt, if a woman is beautiful, the guys will be running toward and not away from her. That's science.

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