It's funny; just two years ago, I was still hooked on Facebook and couldn't find a reason to join Twitter. Now, since I found a reason to join the social networking site for business reasons, I'm hooked on Twitter and am getting rather burned out with regard to Facebook. One of the reasons for this burn out is the click-like-if-you-agree posts. These posts appear to be ubiquitous, obvious, and suspicious. They're seemingly everywhere on the newsfeed, only an incredibly odd or sick individual wouldn't agree with them, and due to this, it leaves one (me in this case) to wonder if they're some kind of scam.
Here are just a few (exaggerated) examples of such posts:
- "I love my mom! Click like if you love yours too!"
- "It sucks when soldiers die in war! Click like if you agree!"
- "Cancer sucks! Click like if you think it sucks also!"
Well, there's a reason why these posts are so ubiquitous and obvious - it is indeed a scam, as can be read about here: http://daylandoes.com/facebook-like-scams/
In any case, I thought I'd have a little fun with these ridiculously obvious-to-like posts and share a few of my own:
- "I hate it when, in the morning, you wake up hung over and in bed with your naked first cousin and her boyfriend, Bubba! Click like if you agree!"
- "Of all the ways I don't want to go, I don't want to die in a fire as I'm teaching my Boy Scout troop how to roast marshmallows! Click like if you don't want to die that way either!"
- "If you think it'd suck to be a priest and get caught fornicating with a nun in a confession booth, click like!"
- "One time I dreamt of doing heroin, coke, and pot at the same time, while playing the drums in a marching band, and upon waking up, thought it would be a bad idea! Click like if you think so too!"
- "If you like helping other people make money off posts like this one, click like now!"
Here are just a few (exaggerated) examples of such posts:
- "I love my mom! Click like if you love yours too!"
- "It sucks when soldiers die in war! Click like if you agree!"
- "Cancer sucks! Click like if you think it sucks also!"
Well, there's a reason why these posts are so ubiquitous and obvious - it is indeed a scam, as can be read about here: http://daylandoes.com/facebook-like-scams/
In any case, I thought I'd have a little fun with these ridiculously obvious-to-like posts and share a few of my own:
- "I hate it when, in the morning, you wake up hung over and in bed with your naked first cousin and her boyfriend, Bubba! Click like if you agree!"
- "Of all the ways I don't want to go, I don't want to die in a fire as I'm teaching my Boy Scout troop how to roast marshmallows! Click like if you don't want to die that way either!"
- "If you think it'd suck to be a priest and get caught fornicating with a nun in a confession booth, click like!"
- "One time I dreamt of doing heroin, coke, and pot at the same time, while playing the drums in a marching band, and upon waking up, thought it would be a bad idea! Click like if you think so too!"
- "If you like helping other people make money off posts like this one, click like now!"
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