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George W. Bush's private emails released, first graders asked to translate

Over six years after he left the Oval Office, former President George W. Bush's private emails have finally been released. Unfortunately, upon reading them, no one in the media outside of most at Fox News were able to understand them, so many other members of the media called on first graders to help them translate the messages.

Here are just a few of the former president's emails:

- "I wunder what Billy meant when he asked what 'is' was... What is 'is'? Is 'is' even a word? Heck if I know!"

- "Read good? Reading gooder is my middle name!"

- "The U.S. is the best continent in the world! Isn't that an airline? Continent Airlines?"

 "What's red, white, and blue? Give up? Yeah, me too."

- "Ful me once, ful me twice, ful me three times, ful me seven times, ful me, wait, where was I?"

- "Is 21 less then, greater then, or equal two 974? I don't know! I hate these kinds of stupid questions!"

- "If my misunderestimation is correct, these wars will be easy."

- "What do I do with these pretzels? Do I eat them, drink them, or break them up and sniff them like I did with other stuff back in the day?"

- "I luv when Laura reads My Pet Goate to me before I go to sleep."

- "Is my lego lunch break over already? Ugh!"

After reading these emails and others, Little Joey Armstrong of Skyline Elementary School in Elkhorn, Nebraska, said, "Who is this guy? He's probably one of those kindergarten kids, right?"

In response to this story, Fox News will soon be airing a two-hour program, entitled, President Bush: The Smartest President or The Most Smartest President?

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