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GOP shocks the world by saying witnesses were of greater importance than Jesus' crucifixion

Showing consistency for the first time in decades and shocking the world in the process, the Republican Party, segueing from their belief that Donald Trump's Russia leaks were of greater importance than the potential criminal activity contained within those leaks, they today said, at Jesus' crucifixion, witnesses were of greater importance than their savior's sacrifice. South Carolina Representative Trey Gowdy led the charge, saying the following in an interview with MSNBC's Chuck Todd:

"As everyone knows, I love Jesus. I will always cherish what he did for me and my family by sacrificing his life so that we could live for all eternity. But his death, sacrifice, rising again, and saving all of humanity shouldn't be our focal point here. Our focus should be on the people who saw him do this and spread the word of the huge event to others. They're the real heroes. If it weren't for their eyes seeing and their mouths sharing what had happened, Jesus would have never died, never have risen again, and we'd never have been saved. Those are just the facts. The Republican Party loves, praises, and worships Jesus, but loves, praises, and worships his witnesses more! Amen."

After experiencing serious blowback due to his comments, Trey Gowdy (and the rest of the Republican Party) is now hoping, in the grand scheme of things, witnesses of his MSNBC appearance will prove to be of greater importance than his interview.

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