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#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos

I had some fun with the trending hashtag #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos on Twitter the other day. Here are my posts, ordered from the most popular to the least popular (all my posts can be seen here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):

1) "Fly the Friendly Skies, Except You, Yeah, You - Get the F**k Out of Here"
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848 Likes, 252 Retweets

2) "If You Weren't Afraid of Flying Before, You Will Be Now"
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701 Likes, 249 Retweets

3) "Cheap Food. Cheap Drinks. Cheap Flights. Cheap Shots."
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184 Likes, 52 Retweets

4) "Get a Black Eye in the Friendly Skies"
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119 Likes, 44 Retweets

4) "Plane of Thrones"
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122 Likes, 41 Retweets

6) "You've Gotta Fight For Your Right to Board Here!"
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126 Likes, 36 Retweets

7) "Going Bankrupt Without Trump's Help"
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111 Likes, 29 Retweets

8) "If You Truly Want to Fly the Friendly Skies, Pick Someone Else"
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101 Likes, 36 Retweets

9) "How to Make Congress Look Popular..."
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118 Likes, 16 Retweets

10) "4 Out of 5 Doctors Agree, We're Safer Than Driving While Asleep"
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98 Likes, 18 Retweets

11) "Where 'The Jerry Springer Show' and Airplanes Unite"
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84 Likes, 28 Retweets

12) "Our Flights Might Be Delayed Due to Technically Moral Problems"
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90 Likes, 21 Retweets

13) "We've Had It With These Mutha-fu*kin' Docs On This Mutha-fu*kin' Plane!"
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82 Likes, 18 Retweets

14) "The Only Thing Chuck Norris Fears"
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71 Likes, 15 Retweets

15) "'The Only Thing We Have to Fear is United.' - FDR"
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71 Likes, 14 Retweets

16) "Fight-on-Flight Response"
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70 Likes, 14 Retweets

17) "Serving Chicken or an Ass-Beating"
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64 Likes, 17 Retweets

18) "The Shortest Distance Between Two Points Is Us Dragging Your Ass On One Of Our Flights"
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59 Likes, 16 Retweets

19) "Home of the Frequent Fighter Miles"
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57 Likes, 14 Retweets

20) "Making You Pay For Our Mistakes"
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41 Likes, 19 Retweets

21) "Americans' Biggest Fears: 3) Death, 2) Public Speaking, 1) United"
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44 Likes, 13 Retweets

22) "Before We Arrive, Know One of You Won't Make It Alive"
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46 Likes, 10 Retweets

23) "Making Delta/Northworst Look Good"
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41 Likes, 8 Retweets

24) "The 9th Rule of Fight Club..."
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37 Likes, 5 Retweets

25) "One Must Crawl Before They Can Walk and One Must Fight Before They Can Fly"
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30 Likes, 9 Retweets

26) "Fly. Die. Land."
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30 Likes, 7 Retweets

27) "Just When You Thought It Couldn't Get Any Worse..."
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31 Likes, 5 Retweets

28) "Waterboarding Is For Pussies"
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30 Likes, 5 Retweets

29) "In Case of an Emergency Overbooking..."
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27 Likes, 7 Retweets

30) "Making Drag Great Again"
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22 Likes, 8 Retweets

31) "The Airline of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Sh*t!"
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24 Likes, 5 Retweets

31) "Do Unto Others As Mike Tyson Does Unto Evander Holyfield"
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24 Likes, 5 Retweets

33) "Come Fly With Us. Hey, We All Die Sooner or Later, Right?"
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25 Likes, 3 Retweets

33) "We Love to Fight and It Shows"
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26 Likes, 2 Retweets

35) "United Against Racists, Bullies, and Asians"
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22 Likes, 5 Retweets

36) "Time and Time Again, Reenacting That Scene from 'Airplane'"
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23 Likes, 3 Retweets

37) "We Put the 'Barf' in 'Barf Bag'"
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20 Likes, 5 Retweets

38) "Make It a Night with Turbulence Before Flight"
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20 Likes, 4 Retweets

39) "Making the Case for Mandatory Marijuana Use Since 2017"
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19 Likes, 4 Retweets

39) "United Against Uniting"
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18 Likes, 4 Retweets

39) "Come Fly the Friendly Skies in Unfriendly Planes"
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21 Likes, 1 Retweet

42) "Low Fares. The Mafia at Our Side."
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17 Likes, 4 Retweets

43) "Draggin' You On the Ground Before We're Up in the Clouds"
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16 Likes, 3 Retweets

44) "Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Taking Away Your Life and Liberty"
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15 Likes, 3 Retweets

45) "Press Your Luck. You're Already At a Double Whammy. Just Sayin'..."
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12 Likes, 4 Retweets

45) "Where Assholes Are Unpredictable"
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14 Likes, 2 Retweets

47) "There's a Reason Why 'Bloodshed' Rhymes with 'United'"
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10 Likes, 3 Retweets

48) "What Wouldn't Jesus Fly?"
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11 Likes, 0 Retweets

49) "Plane of the Free, Home of the Depraved"
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8 Likes, 0 Retweets

50) "As Free As a Bird in the Sky. ...and Then Splat! Goodbye."
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5 Likes, 1 Retweet

Totals: 3,905 Likes, 1,086 Retweets (Averages of 78.1 Likes, 21.7 Retweets)

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