I had some fun with the trending hashtag #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos on Twitter the other day. Here are my posts, ordered from the most popular to the least popular (all my posts can be seen here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):
1) "Fly the Friendly Skies, Except You, Yeah, You - Get the F**k Out of Here"
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
848 Likes, 252 Retweets
2) "If You Weren't Afraid of Flying Before, You Will Be Now"
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
701 Likes, 249 Retweets
3) "Cheap Food. Cheap Drinks. Cheap Flights. Cheap Shots."
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
184 Likes, 52 Retweets
4) "Get a Black Eye in the Friendly Skies"
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
119 Likes, 44 Retweets
4) "Plane of Thrones"
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122 Likes, 41 Retweets
6) "You've Gotta Fight For Your Right to Board Here!"
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
126 Likes, 36 Retweets
7) "Going Bankrupt Without Trump's Help"
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
111 Likes, 29 Retweets
8) "If You Truly Want to Fly the Friendly Skies, Pick Someone Else"
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
101 Likes, 36 Retweets
9) "How to Make Congress Look Popular..."
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
118 Likes, 16 Retweets
10) "4 Out of 5 Doctors Agree, We're Safer Than Driving While Asleep"
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
98 Likes, 18 Retweets
11) "Where 'The Jerry Springer Show' and Airplanes Unite"
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
84 Likes, 28 Retweets
12) "Our Flights Might Be Delayed Due to Technically Moral Problems"
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
90 Likes, 21 Retweets
13) "We've Had It With These Mutha-fu*kin' Docs On This Mutha-fu*kin' Plane!"
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
82 Likes, 18 Retweets
14) "The Only Thing Chuck Norris Fears"
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
71 Likes, 15 Retweets
15) "'The Only Thing We Have to Fear is United.' - FDR"
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
71 Likes, 14 Retweets
16) "Fight-on-Flight Response"
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
70 Likes, 14 Retweets
17) "Serving Chicken or an Ass-Beating"
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
64 Likes, 17 Retweets
18) "The Shortest Distance Between Two Points Is Us Dragging Your Ass On One Of Our Flights"
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
59 Likes, 16 Retweets
19) "Home of the Frequent Fighter Miles"
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
57 Likes, 14 Retweets
20) "Making You Pay For Our Mistakes"
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
41 Likes, 19 Retweets
21) "Americans' Biggest Fears: 3) Death, 2) Public Speaking, 1) United"
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
44 Likes, 13 Retweets
22) "Before We Arrive, Know One of You Won't Make It Alive"
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
46 Likes, 10 Retweets
23) "Making Delta/Northworst Look Good"
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
41 Likes, 8 Retweets
24) "The 9th Rule of Fight Club..."
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
37 Likes, 5 Retweets
25) "One Must Crawl Before They Can Walk and One Must Fight Before They Can Fly"
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
30 Likes, 9 Retweets
26) "Fly. Die. Land."
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
30 Likes, 7 Retweets
27) "Just When You Thought It Couldn't Get Any Worse..."
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
31 Likes, 5 Retweets
28) "Waterboarding Is For Pussies"
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
30 Likes, 5 Retweets
29) "In Case of an Emergency Overbooking..."
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
27 Likes, 7 Retweets
30) "Making Drag Great Again"
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
22 Likes, 8 Retweets
31) "The Airline of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Sh*t!"
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
24 Likes, 5 Retweets
31) "Do Unto Others As Mike Tyson Does Unto Evander Holyfield"
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
24 Likes, 5 Retweets
33) "Come Fly With Us. Hey, We All Die Sooner or Later, Right?"
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
25 Likes, 3 Retweets
33) "We Love to Fight and It Shows"
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
26 Likes, 2 Retweets
35) "United Against Racists, Bullies, and Asians"
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
22 Likes, 5 Retweets
36) "Time and Time Again, Reenacting That Scene from 'Airplane'"
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
23 Likes, 3 Retweets
37) "We Put the 'Barf' in 'Barf Bag'"
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
20 Likes, 5 Retweets
38) "Make It a Night with Turbulence Before Flight"
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
20 Likes, 4 Retweets
39) "Making the Case for Mandatory Marijuana Use Since 2017"
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
19 Likes, 4 Retweets
39) "United Against Uniting"
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
18 Likes, 4 Retweets
39) "Come Fly the Friendly Skies in Unfriendly Planes"
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
21 Likes, 1 Retweet
42) "Low Fares. The Mafia at Our Side."
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
17 Likes, 4 Retweets
43) "Draggin' You On the Ground Before We're Up in the Clouds"
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
16 Likes, 3 Retweets
44) "Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Taking Away Your Life and Liberty"
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
15 Likes, 3 Retweets
45) "Press Your Luck. You're Already At a Double Whammy. Just Sayin'..."
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
12 Likes, 4 Retweets
45) "Where Assholes Are Unpredictable"
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
14 Likes, 2 Retweets
47) "There's a Reason Why 'Bloodshed' Rhymes with 'United'"
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
10 Likes, 3 Retweets
48) "What Wouldn't Jesus Fly?"
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
11 Likes, 0 Retweets
49) "Plane of the Free, Home of the Depraved"
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
8 Likes, 0 Retweets
50) "As Free As a Bird in the Sky. ...and Then Splat! Goodbye."
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
5 Likes, 1 Retweet
Totals: 3,905 Likes, 1,086 Retweets (Averages of 78.1 Likes, 21.7 Retweets)
1) "Fly the Friendly Skies, Except You, Yeah, You - Get the F**k Out of Here"
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
848 Likes, 252 Retweets
2) "If You Weren't Afraid of Flying Before, You Will Be Now"
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
701 Likes, 249 Retweets
3) "Cheap Food. Cheap Drinks. Cheap Flights. Cheap Shots."
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
184 Likes, 52 Retweets
4) "Get a Black Eye in the Friendly Skies"
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
119 Likes, 44 Retweets
4) "Plane of Thrones"
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
122 Likes, 41 Retweets
6) "You've Gotta Fight For Your Right to Board Here!"
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
126 Likes, 36 Retweets
7) "Going Bankrupt Without Trump's Help"
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
111 Likes, 29 Retweets
8) "If You Truly Want to Fly the Friendly Skies, Pick Someone Else"
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
101 Likes, 36 Retweets
9) "How to Make Congress Look Popular..."
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
118 Likes, 16 Retweets
10) "4 Out of 5 Doctors Agree, We're Safer Than Driving While Asleep"
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
98 Likes, 18 Retweets
11) "Where 'The Jerry Springer Show' and Airplanes Unite"
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
84 Likes, 28 Retweets
12) "Our Flights Might Be Delayed Due to Technically Moral Problems"
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
90 Likes, 21 Retweets
13) "We've Had It With These Mutha-fu*kin' Docs On This Mutha-fu*kin' Plane!"
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
82 Likes, 18 Retweets
14) "The Only Thing Chuck Norris Fears"
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
71 Likes, 15 Retweets
15) "'The Only Thing We Have to Fear is United.' - FDR"
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
71 Likes, 14 Retweets
16) "Fight-on-Flight Response"
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
70 Likes, 14 Retweets
17) "Serving Chicken or an Ass-Beating"
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
64 Likes, 17 Retweets
18) "The Shortest Distance Between Two Points Is Us Dragging Your Ass On One Of Our Flights"
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
59 Likes, 16 Retweets
19) "Home of the Frequent Fighter Miles"
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
57 Likes, 14 Retweets
20) "Making You Pay For Our Mistakes"
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
41 Likes, 19 Retweets
21) "Americans' Biggest Fears: 3) Death, 2) Public Speaking, 1) United"
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
44 Likes, 13 Retweets
22) "Before We Arrive, Know One of You Won't Make It Alive"
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
46 Likes, 10 Retweets
23) "Making Delta/Northworst Look Good"
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
41 Likes, 8 Retweets
24) "The 9th Rule of Fight Club..."
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
37 Likes, 5 Retweets
25) "One Must Crawl Before They Can Walk and One Must Fight Before They Can Fly"
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
30 Likes, 9 Retweets
26) "Fly. Die. Land."
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
30 Likes, 7 Retweets
27) "Just When You Thought It Couldn't Get Any Worse..."
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
31 Likes, 5 Retweets
28) "Waterboarding Is For Pussies"
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
30 Likes, 5 Retweets
29) "In Case of an Emergency Overbooking..."
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
27 Likes, 7 Retweets
30) "Making Drag Great Again"
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
22 Likes, 8 Retweets
31) "The Airline of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Sh*t!"
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
24 Likes, 5 Retweets
31) "Do Unto Others As Mike Tyson Does Unto Evander Holyfield"
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
24 Likes, 5 Retweets
33) "Come Fly With Us. Hey, We All Die Sooner or Later, Right?"
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
25 Likes, 3 Retweets
33) "We Love to Fight and It Shows"
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
26 Likes, 2 Retweets
35) "United Against Racists, Bullies, and Asians"
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
22 Likes, 5 Retweets
36) "Time and Time Again, Reenacting That Scene from 'Airplane'"
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
23 Likes, 3 Retweets
37) "We Put the 'Barf' in 'Barf Bag'"
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
20 Likes, 5 Retweets
38) "Make It a Night with Turbulence Before Flight"
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
20 Likes, 4 Retweets
39) "Making the Case for Mandatory Marijuana Use Since 2017"
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
19 Likes, 4 Retweets
39) "United Against Uniting"
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
18 Likes, 4 Retweets
39) "Come Fly the Friendly Skies in Unfriendly Planes"
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
21 Likes, 1 Retweet
42) "Low Fares. The Mafia at Our Side."
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
17 Likes, 4 Retweets
43) "Draggin' You On the Ground Before We're Up in the Clouds"
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
16 Likes, 3 Retweets
44) "Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Taking Away Your Life and Liberty"
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
15 Likes, 3 Retweets
45) "Press Your Luck. You're Already At a Double Whammy. Just Sayin'..."
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
12 Likes, 4 Retweets
45) "Where Assholes Are Unpredictable"
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
14 Likes, 2 Retweets
47) "There's a Reason Why 'Bloodshed' Rhymes with 'United'"
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
10 Likes, 3 Retweets
48) "What Wouldn't Jesus Fly?"
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
11 Likes, 0 Retweets
49) "Plane of the Free, Home of the Depraved"
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
8 Likes, 0 Retweets
50) "As Free As a Bird in the Sky. ...and Then Splat! Goodbye."
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
5 Likes, 1 Retweet
Totals: 3,905 Likes, 1,086 Retweets (Averages of 78.1 Likes, 21.7 Retweets)
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