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"Jeffery" is the "Lord" of dumbassery

While I agree that every person should be afforded the right to possess and share their opinions, why does it seem cable news networks and talk radio programs hire the loudest, craziest individuals to share their insane viewpoints? Case and point, Jeffrey Lord of CNN. The cable news network's political commentator and Donald Trump butt-wiper just recently compared Donald Trump to Martin Luther King. His full quote is as follows:

"Think of President Trump as the Martin Luther King of healthcare. When I was a kid, President Kennedy did not want to introduce the civil rights bill because he said it wasn't popular, he didn't have the votes for it, et cetera. Dr. King kept putting people in the streets in harm's way to put the pressure on so that the bill would be introduced. That's what finally worked."

Apparently, Jeffrey Lord knows comparisons and logic about as well as Beethoven knew disco. Martin Luther King fought to provide millions of people with equal rights in this country. Donald Trump, on the other hand, as the nonpartisan Congressional Budget Office (CBO) projects, is fighting to take away healthcare from 20+ million people. Let's break that down even further. While MLK fought to improve the lives of millions, President Trump is fighting to worsen the lives of millions. Like I said, Lord seems to know comparisons and logic about as well as Adam Sandler knows Oscars.

Given Lord's logic, or lack there of, expect him to make the following statements in the future (if he hasn't already):

- "Donald Trump is the Gandhi of war."

- "United Airlines is the Mother Teresa of assault."

- "Pope Francis is the Christian Grey of lovers."

- "Charlie Sheen is the Virgin Mary of AIDS."

- "Jeffrey Lord is the William Shakespeare of CNN dumbassery."

Okay, so that last one might be true...

http://thehill.com/homenews/media/328616-cnns-jeffrey-lord-think-of-trump-as-martin-luther-king-of-healthcare

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