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#ThingsMoreTrustedThanTrump

I had some fun with the trending hashtag #ThingsMoreTrustedThanTrump on Twitter yesterday. Here are my posts, ordered from the most popular to the last popular (all my tweets can be seen here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):

1) Dick Cheney's aim when bird-hunting
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743 Likes, 274 Retweets

2) Edward Scissorhands as a volleyball partner
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519 Likes, 162 Retweets

3) A cable company's expected arrival time
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333 Likes, 121 Retweets

4) A blind dentist
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319 Likes, 89 Retweets

5) A hooker by the name of Chastity
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227 Likes, 49 Retweets

6) A doctor who says, "It appears you have strep throat, so I'm gonna give you a colonoscopy."
#ThingsMoreTrustedThanTrump
199 Likes, 47 Retweets

7) Doing shots of everclear on an empty stomach
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170 Likes, 59 Retweets

8) Santa Claus and his flying reindeer bringing me a Red Ryder BB Gun
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120 Likes, 20 Retweets

9) A busted Magic 8-ball
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96 Likes, 27 Retweets

10) Drunken decisions​ with a smartphone in hand
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99 Likes, 20 Retweets

11) Your undercover microwave while you're cooking nude in the kitchen
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88 Likes, 20 Retweets

12) "Fake" news
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58 Likes, 28 Retweets

13) Pepsi making a culturally-sensitive ad
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59 Likes, 16 Retweets

14) Punxsutawney Phil's weather forecast while tripping on acid
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64 Likes, 11 Retweets

15) A deceased psychic
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47 Likes, 16 Retweets

16) Captain Hook on your bowling team
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49 Likes, 12 Retweets

17) Trump's Oompa Loompa spray tan
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45 Likes, 13 Retweets

18) Pinocchio after taking anti-truth serum
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30 Likes, 13 Retweets

18) Sheldon Cooper's new book, "How to Get Women to Have Coitus With You"
#ThingsMoreTrustedThanTrump
34 Likes, 9 Retweets

20) Limp Bizkit doing a cover of Whitney Houston's "I Will Always Love You"
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38 Likes, 4 Retweets

21) Golfing in the midst of Hurricane Apocalypse
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36 Likes, 5 Retweets

22) Someone who cuts a Thanksgiving turkey with a spork
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29 Likes, 8 Retweets

22) Adam Sandler winning an Oscar for one of his "Grown Ups" films
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32 Likes, 5 Retweets

24) A sloth wins the Boston Marathon
#ThingsMoreTrustedThanTrump
27 Likes, 9 Retweets

24) Milli Vanilli winning "American Idol"
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33 Likes, 3 Retweets

26) An amnesia-riddled fortune teller
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23 Likes, 8 Retweets

27) Paul Ryan replacing Dustin Diamond as Screech Powers in "Saved By the Bell - The Movie"
#ThingsMoreTrustedThanTrump
21 Likes, 9 Retweets

28) A drag-racing Prius
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23 Likes, 2 Retweets

29) The drugs Michele Bachmann has apparently been prescribed
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20 Likes, 3 Retweets

30) My dog teaching a human anatomy course
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22 Likes, 0 Retweets

31) Moonwalking around an ice skating rink in heels
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16 Likes, 3 Retweets

32) That I will be Olivia Munn's post-Aaron Rodgers rebound
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14 Likes, 3 Retweets

33) Michael Bay recreating the film "Gandhi"
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14 Likes, 2 Retweets

34) The GEICO sumo wrestler winning the gold medal in figure skating
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13 Likes, 2 Retweets

35) Stargazing at noon
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12 Likes, 0 Retweets

35) Horoscopes written by a guy who goes by the name of tricky Rick
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12 Likes, 0 Retweets

37) A mime's tour of inspirational speeches
#ThingsMoreTrustedThanTrump
10 Likes, 1 Retweet

Totals: 3,804 Likes, 1,073 Retweets (Averages of 102.8 Likes, 29.0 Retweets)

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