Skip to main content

"How to Look Guilty" by Donald Trump

Whether or not Donald Trump is convicted of a crime, the man has made himself look guiltier than a dog in front of a broken jar of cookies. Due to this, he's made it increasingly more difficult for me to believe he's innocent of any crime. What innocent person would go to such lengths to dissuade an investigator from ultimately proving their innocence? None that I know. Let's look at what Donald Trump has said or done since Robert Mueller was named the Special Counsel to the Russia investigation.

- He literally asked Russia, on national television, for Hillary Clinton's missing emails.

- He fired FBI Director James Comey.

- He fired Attorney General Jeff Sessions.

- He's continually changed his story regarding his connections with Vladimir Putin and Russia.

- He's continually changed his story when it comes to the Trump Tower meeting.

- He's been caught lying about the investigation and investigators from the outset.

- He's increasingly attempted to bastardize Robert Mueller's name and reputation via Twitter.

- He's, almost daily, referred to the probe as "fake news" and a "hoax."

- He's tried shutting down the investigation, or at the very least, ending it before Mueller anticipated.

- He's attempted to interfere with the investigation as much as is humanly possible.

- He's refused to sit down for a face-to-face interview with the Special Counsel.

Can you imagine if this were a murder trial and Trump were the defendant? He'd have to represent himself, because no attorney would be able to handle his carelessness and unpredictability. There's no way in hell he'd be found not guilty. An innocent person just doesn't do this. If you're truly innocent, you have nothing to worry about. You let the investigation take its course, and at the end of the day, you'll be found not guilty. That's not what Donald Trump has done. He's tried stopping the investigation against him time and time again; tried bad-mouthing the lead investigator; fired those who stood in the way of the investigation ending prematurely, etc. If he's not hiding something, he's the stupidest, most insecure person in the world. Well, on second thought, even if he is hiding something, he may wind up being the stupidest, most insecure person out there. Whether you're innocent or guilty, if you want to look guilty, just follow in Donald Trump's footsteps. That's how you do it, "bigly."

Comments

Popular posts from this blog

Boycotting jukeboxes because of TouchTunes

I love music and enjoy hitting the bar(s) over the weekend, so naturally, when the mood strikes me, I've never been coy about playing some songs on the jukebox. This past Thursday, a friend of mine turned 50, so several friends of her's, including myself, all met up to celebrate the occasion. At around 9:30, a friend of mine and I both chipped in $5 to play some songs on the jukebox. Four hours and 231 skips later, we gave up on hearing the songs we had selected, and went home knowing we had just wasted $5. This wasn't the first time such a thing had happened to me (and many others), and due to that, I'll be boycotting jukeboxes. Why? The scam known as TouchTunes. You see, here's how the plot typically breaks down. A person (or group of people) downloads the TouchTunes app on his/her phone, consumes one too many adult beverages, and due to this, has less care for spending extra money to hear the songs of their choosing right NOW. That's the thing with TouchTun

The difference between "looking" and "checking out"

I may be way off with these numbers, but it's my approximation that at least 75% of individuals whom are involved in a serious relationship feel it's perfectly acceptable to "check out" members of the opposite sex they're not involved with. Meanwhile, approximately 25% either don't feel this is acceptable or aren't sure about the matter. I hadn't thought about this matter for a while, but since I've been dating a woman for about 8 months, the topic has been pondered about some. When reading or hearing others discuss this very issue, I often times hear comments similar to the following: "It's human nature to look." "There's nothing wrong with checking others out. I'm sure he/she does it too!" "It's fine to do it. Just don't tell your boyfriend/girlfriend about it or do it in front of them!" "It's natural to find people attractive." When observing the array of comments, I i

The verdict is in. To no one's surprise, Jonathan Hoenig has been found guilty of being an idiot.

Just recently, when discussing the Michael Brown shooting and whether or not race had anything to do with it, Fox News contributor Jonathan Hoenig said, "You know who talks about race? Racists." One moment while I provide Mr. Hoenig with the well deserved slow-clap. :: slow-claps for two seconds :: So, that was quite the line by Mr. Hoenig, wasn't it? "You know who talks about race? Racists." Well, wasn't he just talking about race? So, by his own words, I guess that makes him a racist. Also, if he wants to be consistent, does this mean that people whom talk about gender are sexists and people whom talk about sexual orientation are homophobes? With that line of thinking, Hoenig would engage in the following back-and-forths: Hoenig: "So, who are you voting for?" A woman: "The Democratic candidate, because he's been adamant about his support for equal rights for women." Hoenig: "You sexist feminist nazi!"