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"How to Look Guilty" by Donald Trump

Whether or not Donald Trump is convicted of a crime, the man has made himself look guiltier than a dog in front of a broken jar of cookies. Due to this, he's made it increasingly more difficult for me to believe he's innocent of any crime. What innocent person would go to such lengths to dissuade an investigator from ultimately proving their innocence? None that I know. Let's look at what Donald Trump has said or done since Robert Mueller was named the Special Counsel to the Russia investigation.

- He literally asked Russia, on national television, for Hillary Clinton's missing emails.

- He fired FBI Director James Comey.

- He fired Attorney General Jeff Sessions.

- He's continually changed his story regarding his connections with Vladimir Putin and Russia.

- He's continually changed his story when it comes to the Trump Tower meeting.

- He's been caught lying about the investigation and investigators from the outset.

- He's increasingly attempted to bastardize Robert Mueller's name and reputation via Twitter.

- He's, almost daily, referred to the probe as "fake news" and a "hoax."

- He's tried shutting down the investigation, or at the very least, ending it before Mueller anticipated.

- He's attempted to interfere with the investigation as much as is humanly possible.

- He's refused to sit down for a face-to-face interview with the Special Counsel.

Can you imagine if this were a murder trial and Trump were the defendant? He'd have to represent himself, because no attorney would be able to handle his carelessness and unpredictability. There's no way in hell he'd be found not guilty. An innocent person just doesn't do this. If you're truly innocent, you have nothing to worry about. You let the investigation take its course, and at the end of the day, you'll be found not guilty. That's not what Donald Trump has done. He's tried stopping the investigation against him time and time again; tried bad-mouthing the lead investigator; fired those who stood in the way of the investigation ending prematurely, etc. If he's not hiding something, he's the stupidest, most insecure person in the world. Well, on second thought, even if he is hiding something, he may wind up being the stupidest, most insecure person out there. Whether you're innocent or guilty, if you want to look guilty, just follow in Donald Trump's footsteps. That's how you do it, "bigly."

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