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Podcast: "I Feel Snitty" Episode 63: "What's His Face?" ("Arrogant Covidiot" Track 13) Premiere Date: 5/29/20 Length: 4:01 (177 words) Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/whats-his-face-arrogant-covidiot-track-13/ Transcript: “What’s His Face?” I hadn’t heard of you since your defeat Then you up and decided to rage-tweet I can’t believe it was nearly four years ago You got your a$$ handed to you by Sleepy Joe Gone are your clip-on tie, cheap a$$ wig, and endless hate When asked about you, I say, “What’s his face?” You disappeared like coronavirus This vaccine takes 80 years to function I can’t believe it was nearly four years ago You got your a$$ handed to you by Sleepy Joe Gone are your clip-on tie, cheap a$$ wig, and endless hate When asked about you, I say, “What’s his face?” Remember, November KKK flags were at half mast Remember, November KKK flags were at half mast You’re like a ghost in t...

Episode 63 of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "'What's His Face?' ('Arrogant Covidiot' Track 13)," is now available! Here's a description of it: “What’s His Face?” I hadn’t heard of you since your defeat Then you up and decided to rage-tweet I can’t believe it was nearly four years ago You got your a$$ handed to you by Sleepy Joe Gone are your clip-on tie, cheap a$$ wig, and endless hate When asked about you, I say, “What’s his face?” You disappeared like coronavirus This vaccine takes 80 years to function I can’t believe it was nearly four years ago You got your a$$ handed to you by Sleepy Joe Gone are your clip-on tie, cheap a$$ wig, and endless hate When asked about you, I say, “What’s his face?” Remember, November KKK flags were at half mast Remember, November KKK flags were at half mast You’re like a ghost in time White, absent Invisible Out of our life You’re like a ghost in ...

Podcast: "I Feel Snitty" Episode 62: "(No) Winning" ("Arrogant Covidiot" Track 12) Premiere Date: 5/29/20 Length: 9:11 (650 words) Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/no-winning/ Transcript: “(No) Winning” The day has finally come The sun is shining high and bright Ready to wait several hours in line I’m about to cast my vote My head high and proud You are so going down In the USA We will no longer be ashamed NBC calls it Donald Trump got the sh*t kicked out of him Tears stroll down his cheeks As he asks Putin how they can still cheat He then whines and tweets Says prepare for his victory speech He goes to the mic Says he pulled off the biggest comeback Even though he lost He thinks the scoring is like golf Who’s gonna tell him? You can’t kick the ball till it goes in The United States of America wins As you become someone’s b*tch in prison Russia cried today A clothed Putin is ridin...

Episode 62 of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "'(No) Winning' ('Arrogant Covidiot' Track 12)," is now available! Here is a description of the episode: “(No) Winning” The day has finally come The sun is shining high and bright Ready to wait several hours in line I’m about to cast my vote My head high and proud You are so going down In the USA We will no longer be ashamed NBC calls it Donald Trump got the sh*t kicked out of him Tears stroll down his cheeks As he asks Putin how they can still cheat He then whines and tweets Says prepare for his victory speech He goes to the mic Says he pulled off the biggest comeback Even though he lost He thinks the scoring is like golf Who’s gonna tell him? You can’t kick the ball till it goes in The United States of America wins As you become someone’s b*tch in prison Russia cried today A clothed Putin is riding horseback His shirt staying on A...

Podcast: "I Feel Snitty" Episode 61: "Wake Us Up When October Ends" ("Arrogant Covidiot" Track 11) Premiere Date: 5/29/20 Length: 4:24 (194 words) Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/wake-us-up-when-october-ends-arrogant-covidiot-track-11/ Transcript: “Wake Us Up When October Ends” The day can’t come soon enough The day Trump gets his a$$ kicked out Wake us up when October ends Walking like he has bad gout His hate rallies never stop Wake us up when October ends Here come the tweets again Coming out his a$$ As thousands die today From his incompetence As he degrades the press Unable to form a sentence Wake us up when October ends The day can’t come soon enough The day Trump gets his a$$ kicked out Wake us up when October ends Debates the truth again Up is down and blue is red Wake us up when October ends Here come the tweets again Coming out his a$$ As thousands die today From his in...

Episode 61 of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "'Wake Us Up When October Ends' ('Arrogant Covidiot' Track 11)," is now available! Here's a description of it: “Wake Us Up When October Ends” The day can’t come soon enough The day Trump gets his a$$ kicked out Wake us up when October ends Walking like he has bad gout His hate rallies never stop Wake us up when October ends Here come the tweets again Coming out his a$$ As thousands die today From his incompetence As he degrades the press Unable to form a sentence Wake us up when October ends The day can’t come soon enough The day Trump gets his a$$ kicked out Wake us up when October ends Debates the truth again Up is down and blue is red Wake us up when October ends Here come the tweets again Coming out his a$$ As thousands die today From his incompetence As he degrades the press Unable to form a sentence Wake us up when Oct...

Podcast: "I Feel Snitty" Episode 60: "Twittermob" ("Arrogant Covidiot" Track 10) Premiere Date: 5/29/20 Length: 3:57 (245 words) Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/twittermob-arrogant-covidiot-track-10/ Transript: “Twittermob” Nobody liked you Everyone blocked you The mob has attacked you for bashing Trump Here come all the bots and trolls Punctuation errors all the time Misspelling “the” and “stupid” Having the grammar of tulips Never spoken English in their lives Here come the same old insults You’re a socialist communist Marxist They don’t know what those words mean They think they’re all shades of green When you prove them wrong, they call you racist I just called Trump a bigly sack of shit The Russian mob is now reporting it I used an asterisk, not an “i” The judge says I won’t do any time They won’t stop until Moscow sleeps They won’t stop until Putin says Why is the sun up? Where did...

Episode 60 of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "'Twittermob' ('Arrogant Covidiot' Track 10)," is now available! Here's a description of the episode: “Twittermob” Nobody liked you Everyone blocked you The mob has attacked you for bashing Trump Here come all the bots and trolls Punctuation errors all the time Misspelling “the” and “stupid” Having the grammar of tulips Never spoken English in their lives Here come the same old insults You’re a socialist communist Marxist They don’t know what those words mean They think they’re all shades of green When you prove them wrong, they call you racist I just called Trump a bigly sack of sh*t The Russian mob is now reporting it I used an asterisk, not an “i” The judge says I won’t do any time They won’t stop until Moscow sleeps They won’t stop until Putin says Why is the sun up? Where did the night go? I swear it’s past time to go to bed Even...

Podcast: "I Feel Snitty" Episode 59: "Diversionary World" ("Arrogant Covidiot" Track 9) Premiere Date: 5/29/20 Length: 3:30 (152 words) Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/diversionary-world-arrogant-covidiot-track-9/ Transcript: “Diversionary World” It’s a diversionary world Look over there – a squirrel The shiny object of today Exposed of yet another crime What can he do this time? So the press will look his way? He broke the law again Rigging his own election He asks for Russia’s hacking Gets on his knees for Putin He fires one of the very best Better than all of the rest One who had no experience He says POWs aren’t heroes It’s because they were captured Never did deal with bone spurs He broke the law again Rigging his own election He asks for Russia’s hacking Gets on his knees for Putin He broke the law again Rigging his own election He asks for Russia’s hacking He wants a kil...

Episode 59 of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "'Diversionary World' ('Arrogant Covidiot' Track 9)," is now available! Here's a description of it: “Diversionary World” It’s a diversionary world Look over there – a squirrel The shiny object of today Exposed of yet another crime What can he do this time? So the press will look his way? He broke the law again Rigging his own election He asks for Russia’s hacking Gets on his knees for Putin He fires one of the very best Better than all of the rest One who had no experience He says POWs aren’t heroes It’s because they were captured Never did deal with bone spurs He broke the law again Rigging his own election He asks for Russia’s hacking Gets on his knees for Putin He broke the law again Rigging his own election He asks for Russia’s hacking He wants a killer’s backing He talks like he’s attacking Gets on his knees for Putin ...

Podcast: "I Feel Snitty" Episode 58: "Here's the Bombshell" ("Arrogant Covidiot" Track 8) Premiere Date: 5/29/20 Length: 1:59 (240 words) Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/heres-the-bombshell-arrogant-covidiot-track-8/ Transcript: “Here’s the Bombshell” Here’s the bombshell Here’s the game He grabbed some pu$$y It is on the tape Here’s the bombshell Here’s the big leak He sold out the nation For a piece of cheese From abused powers to golden showers He’s the traitor that Went and betrayed us all He’s the sh*t stain On our country The stench needs to be wiped off Permanently What’s he tweeting? Is he obstructing? Threatening potential witnesses? Well, of course he is He’s in trouble Like a couple Of drunken elders In a cornfield Maze that was never there He tweets a bunch of nonsense Deflects blame to you and me He repeats hyperbolics Not knowing what that means Then...

Episode 58 of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled "'Here's the Bombshell' ('Arrogant Covidiot' Track 8)," is now available! Here's a description of it: “Here’s the Bombshell” Here’s the bombshell Here’s the game He grabbed some pu$$y It is on the tape Here’s the bombshell Here’s the big leak He sold out the nation For a piece of cheese From abused powers to golden showers He’s the traitor that Went and betrayed us all He’s the sh*t stain On our country The stench needs to be wiped off Permanently What’s he tweeting? Is he obstructing? Threatening potential witnesses? Well, of course he is He’s in trouble Like a couple Of drunken elders In a cornfield Maze that was never there He tweets a bunch of nonsense Deflects blame to you and me He repeats hyperbolics Not knowing what that means Then becomes a viral meme He tweets a bunch of nonsense Deflects blame to you ...

Podcast: "I Feel Snitty" Episode 57: "Give His Ego Pain" ("Arrogant Covidiot" Track 7) Premiere Date: 5/29/20 Length: 3:20 (163 words) Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/give-his-ego-pain-arrogant-covidiot-track-7/ Transcript: “Give His Ego Pain” Born with a golden spoon in his mouth His milk bottles filled with champagne Given stickers when he said north is south It’s about time someone showed him up LMAO at his tweeting Crack some jokes about his eating Photoshop his face on Jabba Have women ask about his past Get under his bigly thin skin Let’s give his ego pain Out of pocket and into hand Paid millions for tying his shoes Given every single thing by his rich dad Even the dead rat on his head For good or bad LMAO at his tweeting Crack some jokes about his eating Photoshop his face on Jabba Have women ask about his past Get under his bigly thin skin Let’s give his ego pain Oh, ego pain ...

Episode 57 of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "'Give His Ego Pain' ('Arrogant Covidiot' Track 7)," is now available! Here's a description of the episode: “Give His Ego Pain” Born with a golden spoon in his mouth His milk bottles filled with champagne Given stickers when he said north is south It’s about time someone showed him up LMAO at his tweeting Crack some jokes about his eating Photoshop his face on Jabba Have women ask about his past Get under his bigly thin skin Let’s give his ego pain Out of pocket and into hand Paid millions for tying his shoes Given every single thing by his rich dad Even the dead rat on his head For good or bad LMAO at his tweeting Crack some jokes about his eating Photoshop his face on Jabba Have women ask about his past Get under his bigly thin skin Let’s give his ego pain Oh, ego pain LMAO at his tweeting Crack some jokes about his eating Photo...

Podcast: "I Feel Snitty" Episode 56: "Taint Donny" ("Arrogant Covidiot" Track 6) Premiere Date: 5/29/20 Length: 2:52 (255 words) Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/taint-donny-arrogant-covidiot-track-6/ Transcript: “Taint Donny” Taint Donny’s about to hit all of the airwaves After taking almost an hour to walk on stage Takes a moment to rest He’s looking out of breath About to mumble bullshit in 4, 3 (4, 3, 2, 1) He is Taint Donny and he doesn’t know wrong from right He tells a hundred thousand lies each and every night He spreads his bunk like a hooker does gonorrhea Infecting millions – infertile to new ideas He is the face of evil and vile With a mouth of a kindergartner bully child Ad hominems and hyperboles come flying out Milking that deformed straw man for all it’s fucking worth Pulling numbers directly from his bigly ass Thinking red herrings are quite the massive catch He is the face of evil...

Episode 56 of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "'Taint Donny' ('Arrogant Covidiot' Track 6)," is now available! Here's a description of it: “Taint Donny” Taint Donny’s about to hit all of the airwaves After taking almost an hour to walk on stage Takes a moment to rest He’s looking out of breath About to mumble bullsh*t in 4, 3 (4, 3, 2, 1) He is Taint Donny and he doesn’t know wrong from right He tells a hundred thousand lies each and every night He spreads his bunk like a hooker does gonorrhea Infecting millions – infertile to new ideas He is the face of evil and vile With a mouth of a kindergartner bully child Ad hominems and hyperboles come flying out Milking that deformed straw man for all it’s f*cking worth Pulling numbers directly from his bigly a$$ Thinking red herrings are quite the massive catch He is the face of evil and vile With a mouth of a kindergartner bully child Know what I...

Podcast: "I Feel Snitty" Episode 55: "They Are the Hating" ("Arrogant Covidiot" Track 5) Premiere Date: 5/29/20 Length: 2:41 (167 words) Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/they-are-the-hating-arrogant-covidiot-track-5/ Transcript: “They Are the Hating” Scary chants, scary signs proudly raised on the streets Misspellings, racism seem ubiquitous They are, they are, they are, they are the hating dotards Despising anyone who thinks differently Anyone who looks differently Fox streaming They are, they are, they are, they are the hating Trump streaming They are, they are, they are, they are the hating “Women should eat, sleep, and live in the kitchen all the time” “God loves everyone but the virgin gays” They are, they are, they are, they are the hating dotards “Native blacks should go back to where they’re from” Say the sheep of the Judas of Nambia Fox streaming They are, they are, they are, they are the ha...

Episode 55 of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "'They Are the Hating' ('Arrogant Covidiot' Track 5," is now available! Here's a description of it: “They Are the Hating” Scary chants, scary signs proudly raised on the streets Misspellings, racism seem ubiquitous They are, they are, they are, they are the hating dotards Despising anyone who thinks differently Anyone who looks differently Fox streaming They are, they are, they are, they are the hating Trump streaming They are, they are, they are, they are the hating “Women should eat, sleep, and live in the kitchen all the time” “God loves everyone but the virgin gays” They are, they are, they are, they are the hating dotards “Native blacks should go back to where they’re from” Say the sheep of the Judas of Nambia Fox streaming They are, they are, they are, they are the hating Trump streaming They are, they are, they are, they are the hating dotar...

Podcast: "I Feel Snitty" Episode 54: "Boulevard of Mangled Schemes" ("Arrogant Covidiot" Track 4) Premiere Date: 5/29/20 Length: 4:18 (256 words) Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/boulevard-of-mangled-schemes-arrogant-covidiot-track-4/ Transcript: “Boulevard of Mangled Schemes” He has a crooked mind What’s left of it – likely thimble in size His mouth opens wide Whatever he spits out will be a crime It’s clear for all to see It’s the boulevard of mangled schemes Felonies by tweet Bribing President Zelensky is a crime It is a crime It is a crime It is a crime It is a His phone call was as perfect as a Bay romance His missing taxes show he’s owned by Russians Void of his two rubles, as he lies, lies, lies He is committing crimes Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uuuh-huh Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh He’s lying under oath Thinks perjury is a Chinese hoax Blames Obama’s vote Projection of him committing c...

Episode 54 of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "'Boulevard of Mangled Schemes' ('Arrogant Covidiot' Track 4)," is now available! Here's a description of it: “Boulevard of Mangled Schemes” He has a crooked mind What’s left of it – likely thimble in size His mouth opens wide Whatever he spits out will be a crime It’s clear for all to see It’s the boulevard of mangled schemes Felonies by tweet Bribing President Zelensky is a crime It is a crime It is a crime It is a crime It is a His phone call was as perfect as a Bay romance His missing taxes show he’s owned by Russians Void of his two rubles, as he lies, lies, lies He is committing crimes Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uuuh-huh Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh He’s lying under oath Thinks perjury is a Chinese hoax Blames Obama’s vote Projection of him committing crimes Grabbing women’s crotch As a half-man aptly named Bush laughs Caught on ca...

Podcast: "I Feel Snitty" Episode 53: "Impeachment Day" ("Arrogant Covidiot" Track 3) Premiere Date: 5/29/20 Length: 3:48 (240 words) Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/impeachment-day-arrogant-covidiot-track-3/ Transcript: “Impeachment Day” Vote, aye! Hear the sound of the Pelosi clang Coming down like Trump’s approval ratings (Aye!) The pain Trump tweeted like he died that day See Collins’ head about to blow up His face so red it looks like Rudolph (Aye!) His dear Cheeto leader was finally caught Trump finally gets taken to task for his crimes Schiff kicked outta him by Adam all the time It’s Impeachment Day See the flag waving proud and high Outta reach of Trump’s tiny hands (Aye!) He’ll have to grope his lapel pin instead Can we get another election? Without some dumb, 3rd-rate Apprentice schmuck (Aye!) So this country – the United States – can win Trump finally gets taken to task for his ...

Episode 53 of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "'Impeachment Day' ('Arrogant Covidiot' Track 3)," is now available! Here's a description of it: “Impeachment Day” Vote, aye! Hear the sound of the Pelosi clang Coming down like Trump’s approval ratings (Aye!) The pain Trump tweeted like he died that day See Collins’ head about to blow up His face so red it looks like Rudolph (Aye!) His dear Cheeto leader was finally caught Trump finally gets taken to task for his crimes Schiff kicked outta him by Adam all the time It’s Impeachment Day See the flag waving proud and high Outta reach of Trump’s tiny hands (Aye!) He’ll have to grope his lapel pin instead Can we get another election? Without some dumb, 3rd-rate Apprentice schmuck (Aye!) So this country – the United States – can win Trump finally gets taken to task for his crimes Schiff kicked outta him by Adam all the time It’s Impeachment Da...

Podcast: "I Feel Snitty" Episode 52: "Judas of Nambia" ("Arrogant Covidiot" Track 2) Premiere Date: 5/29/20 Length: 9:07 (608 words) Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/judas-of-nambia-arrogant-covidiot-track-2/ Transcript: “Judas of Nambia” He’s the son of the mafia The Judas of Nambia From the vile ghost of Fred above Shouting at his son with love “You’re such a f*cking idiot” “What the hell was with Trump steaks and vodka?” “You’re the dumbest mobster” “Are you trying to go to prison?” And everything’s wrong with him Just ask Vladimir or Kim A crime for a compliment So easy to blackmail him Getting his daily Twitter fix Obstructing justice due to it Crimes abound both here and there While citizens work all day To screw things up and fall behind To Vice President Biden A perfect call To the head of Ukraine A quid pro quo is the game And everything’s wrong with him Just ask Vladimir or Ki...

The latest episode of my podcast, entitled, "'Judas of Nambia' ('Arrogant Covidiot' Track 2)," is now available! Here's a description of it: “Judas of Nambia” He’s the son of the mafia The Judas of Nambia From the vile ghost of Fred above Shouting at his son with love “You’re such a f*cking idiot” “What the hell was with Trump steaks and vodka?” “You’re the dumbest mobster” “Are you trying to go to prison?” And everything’s wrong with him Just ask Vladimir or Kim A crime for a compliment So easy to blackmail him Getting his daily Twitter fix Obstructing justice due to it Crimes abound both here and there While citizens work all day To screw things up and fall behind To Vice President Biden A perfect call To the head of Ukraine A quid pro quo is the game And everything’s wrong with him Just ask Vladimir or Kim A crime for a compliment So easy to blackmail him At the center of his throne In hi...

Podcast: "I Feel Snitty" Episode 51: "Arrogant Covidiot" ("Arrogant Covidiot" Track 1) Premiere Date: 5/29/20 Length: 2:54 (183 words) Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/arrogant-covidiot-arrogant-covidiot-track-1/ Transcript:  “Arrogant Covidiot” Donald Trump is an arrogant covidiot He wants a nation run by social media And did you hear the one about listeria? Trump tweeted it’s a cure for corona   Welcome to an idiot invasion All across this brainwashed nation Where everything is completely upside down Reality TV is where it starts His best words are where it falls apart Just ask covfefe, bigly   Well, maybe he’s a fraudster, America Owing millions of dollars to Russia He is getting blackmailed in the process Selling out the ideals of America   Welcome to an idiot invasion All across this brainwashed nation Where everything is completely upside d...

The latest episode of my podcast, entitled, "'Arrogant Covidiot' ('Arrogant Covidiot' Track 1)," is now available! Here is a brief description of it: “Arrogant Covidiot” Donald Trump is an arrogant covidiot He wants a nation run by social media And did you hear the one about listeria? Trump tweeted it’s a cure for corona Welcome to an idiot invasion All across this brainwashed nation Where everything is completely upside down Reality TV is where it starts His best words are where it falls apart Just ask covfefe, bigly Well, maybe he’s a fraudster, America Owing millions of dollars to Russia He is getting blackmailed in the process Selling out the ideals of America Welcome to an idiot invasion All across this brainwashed nation Where everything is completely upside down Reality TV is where it starts His best words are where it falls apart Just ask covfefe, bigly Donald Trump is an arrogant covidiot All he ...

Podcast: "I Feel Snitty" Episode 50: "Arrogant Covidiot": An Anti-Trump Rock Opera Parody Premiere Date: 5/29/20 Length: 56:10 (3,530 words) Link:  https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/arrogant-covidiot-an-anti-trump-rock-opera-parody/ Transcript: “Arrogant Covidiot” Donald Trump is an arrogant covidiot He wants a nation run by social media And did you hear the one about listeria? Trump tweeted it’s a cure for corona Welcome to an idiot invasion All across this brainwashed nation Where everything is completely upside down Reality TV is where it starts His best words are where it falls apart Just ask covfefe, bigly Well, maybe he’s a fraudster, America Owing millions of dollars to Russia He is getting blackmailed in the process Selling out the ideals of America Welcome to an idiot invasion All across this brainwashed nation Where everything is completely upside down Reality TV is where it starts His best words are ...

The latest episode of my podcast, entitled, "'Arrogant Covidiot': An Anti-Trump Rock Opera Parody," is now available! Here's a brief description of it: Playing off the excellent 2004 Green Day album,  American Idiot , I've written and recorded an anti-Trump parody, entitled  Arrogant Covidiot . Following will be: the tracklist, the length of each song, and a link to the lyrics. 1. "Arrogant Covidiot" - 2:54 2. "Judas of Nambia" - 9:07 3. "Impeachment Day" - 3:48 4. "Boulevard of Mangled Schemes" - 4:18 5. "They Are the Hating" - 2:41 6. "Taint Donny" - 2:52 7. "Give His Ego Pain" - 3:20 8. "Here's the Bombshell" - 1:59 9. "Diversionary World" - 3:30 10. "Twittermob" - 3:57 11. "Wake Us Up When October Ends" - 4:24 12. "(No) Winning" - 9:11 13. "What's His Face?" - 4:01 Lyrics:  https://thekind-heartedsmar...