Podcast: "I Feel Snitty," Episode 62: "'(No) Winning' ('Arrogant Covidiot' Track 12)," is now available!
Episode 62 of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "'(No) Winning' ('Arrogant Covidiot' Track 12)," is now available!
Here is a description of the episode:
“(No) Winning”
The day has finally come
The sun is shining high and bright
Ready to wait several hours in line
I’m about to cast my vote
My head high and proud
You are so going down
In the USA
We will no longer be ashamed
NBC calls it
Donald Trump got the sh*t kicked out of him
Tears stroll down his cheeks
As he asks Putin how they can still cheat
He then whines and tweets
Says prepare for his victory speech
He goes to the mic
Says he pulled off the biggest comeback
Even though he lost
He thinks the scoring is like golf
Who’s gonna tell him?
You can’t kick the ball till it goes in
The United States of America wins
As you become someone’s b*tch in prison
Russia cried today
A clothed Putin is riding horseback
His shirt staying on
As he thinks about dumping Don
Democracy wins
Democracy wins
Everyone wins if democracy wins
Democracy wins
Democracy wins
Everyone wins if democracy wins
Suppression laws blew up in their face
Gerrymandering got you nowhere
You’re not going to silence our voice
You can f*ck right off for all that we care
Tell a child not to reach into the jar
He’ll look at you, smirk, and head toward it right away
Strip the rights of which our soldiers died for
We’ll stand together and piss on your leg
We drank tons of water today
Drank 13 jugs of water today
We haven’t peed at all today
Your legs will get soaked today
About to spray
Make our mark today
Doesn’t matter what you do
What you do, say, or think
If you try to deny our rights
Burn our Constitution
We’ll make your tiny balls shrink
He awoke, then tuned in to Fox and Friends
Hoping Kilmeade and Douche give him positive spin
Searching for a sign
Just give him a line
A single word shall suffice
Just “win” will do
He thinks it’s coming
It’s going to happen
Fullest context is of no relevance
What happened?
Nobody liked you, everyone blocked you
What happened?
The mob has attacked you for being Trump
What happened?
Everyone blocked you, nobody liked you
What happened?
The mob has attacked you for being Trump
That’s what f*cking happened
Woo! Yeah!
You lost out on the West Coast
You lost on the East Coast too
You lost over on the islands
And made the desert blue
You lost with the young voters
You lost with boomers as well
You lost with family members
And porn stars you have blackmailed
You lost with the scientists
You lost with all the doctors
Muslims want to ban your a$$
Hispanics want to build a wall
We don’t want an arrogant covidiot
So we want you out
Get the hell out
Get the hell out
He’s about to fly far from here
It is January 20th of next year
With some TP stuck to his shoes
He’s trembling in fear
He’s facing lawsuits every which way
From laundering to an Al Capone wannabe
From Tijuana to Augusta, Maine
He wants outta here
As he leaves his jet-plane
Balance finally feels restored
America may possibly be somewhat sane again
After led by a yuge Cheeto
We have hit hell bottom
But can rise up and
Hope
We now have hope again
Hope
We now have hope again
The bullying will now stop
He finally got his due
He was quite weak after all
We melted this snowflake with our will and
Hope
We now have hope again
Hope
We now have hope again
Hope
We now have hope again
Hope
We now have hope again
Hope
We now have hope again
Hope
We now have hope again
Hope
We now have hope again
Hope
We now have hope again
Nobody liked you
Everyone blocked you
The mob has attacked you for being Trump
The entire episode can be heard here: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/no-winning/
Here is a description of the episode:
“(No) Winning”
The day has finally come
The sun is shining high and bright
Ready to wait several hours in line
I’m about to cast my vote
My head high and proud
You are so going down
In the USA
We will no longer be ashamed
NBC calls it
Donald Trump got the sh*t kicked out of him
Tears stroll down his cheeks
As he asks Putin how they can still cheat
He then whines and tweets
Says prepare for his victory speech
He goes to the mic
Says he pulled off the biggest comeback
Even though he lost
He thinks the scoring is like golf
Who’s gonna tell him?
You can’t kick the ball till it goes in
The United States of America wins
As you become someone’s b*tch in prison
Russia cried today
A clothed Putin is riding horseback
His shirt staying on
As he thinks about dumping Don
Democracy wins
Democracy wins
Everyone wins if democracy wins
Democracy wins
Democracy wins
Everyone wins if democracy wins
Suppression laws blew up in their face
Gerrymandering got you nowhere
You’re not going to silence our voice
You can f*ck right off for all that we care
Tell a child not to reach into the jar
He’ll look at you, smirk, and head toward it right away
Strip the rights of which our soldiers died for
We’ll stand together and piss on your leg
We drank tons of water today
Drank 13 jugs of water today
We haven’t peed at all today
Your legs will get soaked today
About to spray
Make our mark today
Doesn’t matter what you do
What you do, say, or think
If you try to deny our rights
Burn our Constitution
We’ll make your tiny balls shrink
He awoke, then tuned in to Fox and Friends
Hoping Kilmeade and Douche give him positive spin
Searching for a sign
Just give him a line
A single word shall suffice
Just “win” will do
He thinks it’s coming
It’s going to happen
Fullest context is of no relevance
What happened?
Nobody liked you, everyone blocked you
What happened?
The mob has attacked you for being Trump
What happened?
Everyone blocked you, nobody liked you
What happened?
The mob has attacked you for being Trump
That’s what f*cking happened
Woo! Yeah!
You lost out on the West Coast
You lost on the East Coast too
You lost over on the islands
And made the desert blue
You lost with the young voters
You lost with boomers as well
You lost with family members
And porn stars you have blackmailed
You lost with the scientists
You lost with all the doctors
Muslims want to ban your a$$
Hispanics want to build a wall
We don’t want an arrogant covidiot
So we want you out
Get the hell out
Get the hell out
He’s about to fly far from here
It is January 20th of next year
With some TP stuck to his shoes
He’s trembling in fear
He’s facing lawsuits every which way
From laundering to an Al Capone wannabe
From Tijuana to Augusta, Maine
He wants outta here
As he leaves his jet-plane
Balance finally feels restored
America may possibly be somewhat sane again
After led by a yuge Cheeto
We have hit hell bottom
But can rise up and
Hope
We now have hope again
Hope
We now have hope again
The bullying will now stop
He finally got his due
He was quite weak after all
We melted this snowflake with our will and
Hope
We now have hope again
Hope
We now have hope again
Hope
We now have hope again
Hope
We now have hope again
Hope
We now have hope again
Hope
We now have hope again
Hope
We now have hope again
Hope
We now have hope again
Nobody liked you
Everyone blocked you
The mob has attacked you for being Trump
The entire episode can be heard here: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/no-winning/
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