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Transcript for Podcast: "I Feel Snitty," Episode 54: "'Boulevard of Mangled Schemes' ('Arrogant Covidiot' Track 4)," is now available!

Podcast: "I Feel Snitty"

Episode 54: "Boulevard of Mangled Schemes" ("Arrogant Covidiot" Track 4)

Premiere Date: 5/29/20

Length: 4:18 (256 words)

Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/boulevard-of-mangled-schemes-arrogant-covidiot-track-4/

Transcript:

“Boulevard of Mangled Schemes”

He has a crooked mind

What’s left of it – likely thimble in size

His mouth opens wide

Whatever he spits out will be a crime



It’s clear for all to see

It’s the boulevard of mangled schemes

Felonies by tweet

Bribing President Zelensky is a crime



It is a crime

It is a crime

It is a crime

It is a



His phone call was as perfect as a Bay romance

His missing taxes show he’s owned by Russians

Void of his two rubles, as he lies, lies, lies

He is committing crimes



Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uuuh-huh

Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh



He’s lying under oath

Thinks perjury is a Chinese hoax

Blames Obama’s vote

Projection of him committing crimes



Grabbing women’s crotch

As a half-man aptly named Bush laughs

Caught on camera

Rightly impeached and is still committing crimes



It is a crime

It is a crime

It is a crime

It is a



His phone call was as perfect as a Bay romance

His missing taxes show he’s owned by Russians

Void of his two rubles, as he lies, lies, lies

He is committing crimes



Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uuuh-huh

Uh-huh, uh-huh



It is a crime

It is a



It’s clear for all to see

It’s the boulevard of mangled schemes

Felonies by tweet

Bribing President Zelensky is a crime



His phone call was as perfect as a Bay romance

His missing taxes show he’s owned by Russians

Void of his two rubles, as he lies, lies, lies

He is committing crimes

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