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Podcast: "I Feel Snitty," Episode 56: "'Taint Donny' ('Arrogant Covidiot' Track 6)," is now available!

Episode 56 of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "'Taint Donny' ('Arrogant Covidiot' Track 6)," is now available!

Here's a description of it:

“Taint Donny”

Taint Donny’s about to hit all of the airwaves

After taking almost an hour to walk on stage

Takes a moment to rest

He’s looking out of breath

About to mumble bullsh*t in 4, 3 (4, 3, 2, 1)



He is Taint Donny and he doesn’t know wrong from right

He tells a hundred thousand lies each and every night

He spreads his bunk like a hooker does gonorrhea

Infecting millions – infertile to new ideas



He is the face of evil and vile

With a mouth of a kindergartner bully child



Ad hominems and hyperboles come flying out

Milking that deformed straw man for all it’s f*cking worth

Pulling numbers directly from his bigly a$$

Thinking red herrings are quite the massive catch



He is the face of evil and vile

With a mouth of a kindergartner bully child



Know what I think of you?



Let me tell you what I think of you



Taint Donny



His name is Taint Donny, he’s a son of a b*tch

You can’t trust any word that he says (Taint Donny)

Doctors diagnose him as a malignant narcissist

He only cares about himself (Taint Donny)



He really loves it when he gets a standing-O

So rise, clap your hands, and shout until your teeth fall out (Taint Donny)

He doesn’t give any sh*ts about you

He just wants to be praised and worshipped like a God (Taint Donny)



It’s frightening and sad to see

He’s Taint Donny

Now that’s his name. Let’s all vote him out.


The full episode can be heard here: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/taint-donny-arrogant-covidiot-track-6/

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