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Podcast: "I Feel Snitty"
Episode 50: "Arrogant Covidiot": An Anti-Trump Rock Opera Parody
Premiere Date: 5/29/20
Length: 56:10 (3,530 words)
Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/arrogant-covidiot-an-anti-trump-rock-opera-parody/
Transcript:
“Arrogant Covidiot”
Donald Trump is an arrogant covidiot
He wants a nation run by social media
And did you hear the one about listeria?
Trump tweeted it’s a cure for corona
Welcome to an idiot invasion
All across this brainwashed nation
Where everything is completely upside down
Reality TV is where it starts
His best words are where it falls apart
Just ask covfefe, bigly
Well, maybe he’s a fraudster, America
Owing millions of dollars to Russia
He is getting blackmailed in the process
Selling out the ideals of America
Welcome to an idiot invasion
All across this brainwashed nation
Where everything is completely upside down
Reality TV is where it starts
His best words are where it falls apart
Just ask covfefe, bigly
Donald Trump is an arrogant covidiot
All he does is social media
He says to drink some listeria
A spoonful will get rid of corona
Welcome to an idiot invasion
All across this brainwashed nation
Where everything is completely upside down
Reality TV is where it starts
His best words are where it falls apart
Just ask covfefe, bigly
“Judas of Nambia”
He’s the son of the mafia
The Judas of Nambia
From the vile ghost of Fred above
Shouting at his son with love
“You’re such a fucking idiot”
“What the hell was with Trump steaks and vodka?”
“You’re the dumbest mobster”
“Are you trying to go to prison?”
And everything’s wrong with him
Just ask Vladimir or Kim
A crime for a compliment
So easy to blackmail him
Getting his daily Twitter fix
Obstructing justice due to it
Crimes abound both here and there
While citizens work all day
To screw things up and fall behind
To Vice President Biden
A perfect call
To the head of Ukraine
A quid pro quo is the game
And everything’s wrong with him
Just ask Vladimir or Kim
A crime for a compliment
So easy to blackmail him
At the center of his throne
In his bathroom stall
He thinks of ways he can betray us all
In any which way he can
He says “America First”
But that’s not true
He cares for himself
And of no one else
He really is a slime
Conscience of the Don
Invisible to eagles and pilots too
No trace of it anywhere
Conscience of the mob
Stinky shit covered with stinkier shit
No one ever wants to smell
He is committing crimes
In the broad daylight
Like Andre the Giant cutting right in line
Even bank robbers object
GOPers said nil
Only confirming they
Don’t give a shit about
You, you, you, you, or you
And only about themselves
Conscience of the Don
Invisible to eagles and pilots too
No trace of it anywhere
Conscience of the mob
Stinky shit covered with stinkier shit
No one ever wants to smell
He can’t win if we vote
He can’t win if we vote
He can’t win if we all vote
He can’t win if we vote
He can’t win if we vote
He can’t win if we all vote
He can’t win if we vote
He can’t win if we vote
He can’t win if we all vote
He can’t win if we vote
He can’t win if we vote
He can’t win if we all vote
He can’t win
Donald Trump is so full of shit
Every time he moves his lips
Pulling numbers from his ass
Citing “this one guy” as his source
Retweeting Liar45
Saying Pavarotti is still alive
He is the traitor of America
He is the Judas of Nambia
We stand to redeem
So we can be free again
We stand to redeem
And we must redeem
And he can’t win!
He can’t win!
He can’t win!
He can’t win!
He can’t win!
Undecideds, are you listening?
Do you really think this man is worth electing?
Are you better off than 4 years ago?
Unless gold comes from your ass, your answer should be no
Voting machines, can you please not suck?
Even atheists ask God for this much
Suppression laws will try to keep you out
Show them your marijuana card and flip them off
To lie and not to lead
Is to place us in jeopardy
To turn the US in
To idiocracy
Believing his lies
Even about Kim Jong’s tight-ass thighs
1 + 1 + 1 is 4
The virgin is a whore
Pollution doesn’t exist
Baby hamsters always roar
Believing his lies
Even about Kim Jong’s tight-ass thighs
Denial, deflection
Continual distraction
Repetition
The circus ends now, the clown’s show is over
Bankruptcy for a seventh time
The make-up’s worn, pants are small, nose should be longer
Kids clapped, are now frightened
He’s going…
He’s going…
He’s going…
Ah, he’s going down…
“Impeachment Day”
Vote, aye!
Hear the sound of the Pelosi clang
Coming down like Trump’s approval ratings (Aye!)
The pain
Trump tweeted like he died that day
See Collins’ head about to blow up
His face so red it looks like Rudolph (Aye!)
His dear Cheeto leader was finally caught
Trump finally gets taken to task for his crimes
Schiff kicked outta him by Adam all the time
It’s Impeachment Day
See the flag waving proud and high
Outta reach of Trump’s tiny hands (Aye!)
He’ll have to grope his lapel pin instead
Can we get another election?
Without some dumb, 3rd-rate Apprentice schmuck (Aye!)
So this country – the United States – can win
Trump finally gets taken to task for his crimes
Schiff kicked outta him by Adam all the time
It’s Impeachment Day
(Aye!)
(Vote, Aye!)
“The representatives of the Constitution have the floor”
Impeached is the President Asshole
You’re just the 3rd in history
Along with Nixon and Johnson
You’re the fugliest of the three
Sniff, sniff goes the Tweeter-in-Chief
Like the biggest snowflake ever
Not your sinuses
It’s not ‘cause of your Adderall
Just ‘cause (aye, aye, aye!), just ‘cause, because you’re a man-baby!
Trump finally gets taken to task for his crimes
Schiff kicked outta him by Adam all the time
Trump finally gets taken to task for his crimes
Schiff kicked outta him by Adam all the time
Vote aye on Impeachment Day!
“Boulevard of Mangled Schemes”
He has a crooked mind
What’s left of it – likely thimble in size
His mouth opens wide
Whatever he spits out will be a crime
It’s clear for all to see
It’s the boulevard of mangled schemes
Felonies by tweet
Bribing President Zelensky is a crime
It is a crime
It is a crime
It is a crime
It is a
His phone call was as perfect as a Bay romance
His missing taxes show he’s owned by Russians
Void of his two rubles, as he lies, lies, lies
He is committing crimes
Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uuuh-huh
Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh
He’s lying under oath
Thinks perjury is a Chinese hoax
Blames Obama’s vote
Projection of him committing crimes
Grabbing women’s crotch
As a half-man aptly named Bush laughs
Caught on camera
Rightly impeached and is still committing crimes
It is a crime
It is a crime
It is a crime
It is a
His phone call was as perfect as a Bay romance
His missing taxes show he’s owned by Russians
Void of his two rubles, as he lies, lies, lies
He is committing crimes
Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uuuh-huh
Uh-huh, uh-huh
It is a crime
It is a
It’s clear for all to see
It’s the boulevard of mangled schemes
Felonies by tweet
Bribing President Zelensky is a crime
His phone call was as perfect as a Bay romance
His missing taxes show he’s owned by Russians
Void of his two rubles, as he lies, lies, lies
He is committing crimes
“They Are the Hating”
Scary chants, scary signs proudly raised on the streets
Misspellings, racism seem ubiquitous
They are, they are, they are, they are the hating dotards
Despising anyone who thinks differently
Anyone who looks differently
Fox streaming
They are, they are, they are, they are the hating
Trump streaming
They are, they are, they are, they are the hating
“Women should eat, sleep, and live in the kitchen all the time”
“God loves everyone but the virgin gays”
They are, they are, they are, they are the hating dotards
“Native blacks should go back to where they’re from”
Say the sheep of the Judas of Nambia
Fox streaming
They are, they are, they are, they are the hating
Trump streaming
They are, they are, they are, they are the hating dotards
They are, they are, they are, they are the hating
His tweeting
They are, they are, they are, they are the hating dotards
They are, they are, they are, they are the hating dotards
“Taint Donny”
Taint Donny’s about to hit all of the airwaves
After taking almost an hour to walk on stage
Takes a moment to rest
He’s looking out of breath
About to mumble bullshit in 4, 3 (4, 3, 2, 1)
He is Taint Donny and he doesn’t know wrong from right
He tells a hundred thousand lies each and every night
He spreads his bunk like a hooker does gonorrhea
Infecting millions – infertile to new ideas
He is the face of evil and vile
With a mouth of a kindergartner bully child
Ad hominems and hyperboles come flying out
Milking that deformed straw man for all it’s fucking worth
Pulling numbers directly from his bigly ass
Thinking red herrings are quite the massive catch
He is the face of evil and vile
With a mouth of a kindergartner bully child
Know what I think of you?
Let me tell you what I think of you
Taint Donny
His name is Taint Donny, he’s a son of a bitch
You can’t trust any word that he says (Taint Donny)
Doctors diagnose him as a malignant narcissist
He only cares about himself (Taint Donny)
He really loves it when he gets a standing-O
So rise, clap your hands, and shout until your teeth fall out (Taint Donny)
He doesn’t give any shits about you
He just wants to be praised and worshipped like a God (Taint Donny)
It’s frightening and sad to see
He’s Taint Donny
Now that’s his name. Let’s all vote him out.
“Give His Ego Pain”
Born with a golden spoon in his mouth
His milk bottles filled with champagne
Given stickers when he said north is south
It’s about time someone showed him up
LMAO at his tweeting
Crack some jokes about his eating
Photoshop his face on Jabba
Have women ask about his past
Get under his bigly thin skin
Let’s give his ego pain
Out of pocket and into hand
Paid millions for tying his shoes
Given every single thing by his rich dad
Even the dead rat on his head
For good or bad
LMAO at his tweeting
Crack some jokes about his eating
Photoshop his face on Jabba
Have women ask about his past
Get under his bigly thin skin
Let’s give his ego pain
Oh, ego pain
LMAO at his tweeting
Crack some jokes about his eating
Photoshop his face on Jabba
Have women ask about his past
Get under the snowflake’s thin skin
Let’s give his ego pain
“Here’s the Bombshell”
Here’s the bombshell
Here’s the game
He grabbed some pussy
It is on the tape
Here’s the bombshell
Here’s the big leak
He sold out the nation
For a piece of cheese
From abused powers to golden showers
He’s the traitor that
Went and betrayed us all
He’s the shit stain
On our country
The stench needs to be wiped off
Permanently
What’s he tweeting?
Is he obstructing?
Threatening potential witnesses?
Well, of course he is
He’s in trouble
Like a couple
Of drunken elders
In a cornfield
Maze that was never there
He tweets a bunch of nonsense
Deflects blame to you and me
He repeats hyperbolics
Not knowing what that means
Then becomes a viral meme
He tweets a bunch of nonsense
Deflects blame to you and me
He repeats hyperbolics
Not knowing what that means
Then becomes a viral meme
Here’s the bombshell
Here’s the game
He grabbed some pussy
It is on the tape
Here’s the bombshell
Here’s the big leak
He sold out the nation
For a piece of cheese
Here’s the bombshell
Here’s the game
He grabbed some pussy
It is on the tape
Here’s the bombshell
Here’s the big leak
He sold out the nation
For a piece of cheese
Here’s the bombshell, here’s the bombshell, here’s the bombshell
And it is on the tape
Here’s the bombshell, here’s the bombshell, here’s the bombshell
And it is on the tape
“Diversionary World”
It’s a diversionary world
Look over there – a squirrel
The shiny object of today
Exposed of yet another crime
What can he do this time?
So the press will look his way?
He broke the law again
Rigging his own election
He asks for Russia’s hacking
Gets on his knees for Putin
He fires one of the very best
Better than all of the rest
One who had no experience
He says POWs aren’t heroes
It’s because they were captured
Never did deal with bone spurs
He broke the law again
Rigging his own election
He asks for Russia’s hacking
Gets on his knees for Putin
He broke the law again
Rigging his own election
He asks for Russia’s hacking
He wants a killer’s backing
He talks like he’s attacking
Gets on his knees for Putin
It’s a diversionary world
A diversionary world
A diversionary world
A diversionary world
“Twittermob”
Nobody liked you
Everyone blocked you
The mob has attacked you for bashing Trump
Here come all the bots and trolls
Punctuation errors all the time
Misspelling “the” and “stupid”
Having the grammar of tulips
Never spoken English in their lives
Here come the same old insults
You’re a socialist communist Marxist
They don’t know what those words mean
They think they’re all shades of green
When you prove them wrong, they call you racist
I just called Trump a bigly sack of shit
The Russian mob is now reporting it
I used an asterisk, not an “i”
The judge says I won’t do any time
They won’t stop until Moscow sleeps
They won’t stop until Putin says
Why is the sun up?
Where did the night go?
I swear it’s past time to go to bed
Even trolls need some beauty rest
Fact-checkers and common sense will never scare them off
English teachers’ red marks will make them laugh
Best to move on
They’re not the Judases of Nambia
They defend Taint Donny in spite of
His care and concern for just himself
To rock the boat that is America
They won’t stop until Moscow sleeps
They won’t stop until Putin says
Why is the sun up?
Where did the night go?
I swear it’s past time to go to bed
I say they can’t shake this place
Unless we allow them
They can be persistent as hell
But can never be Warren
“Wake Us Up When October Ends”
The day can’t come soon enough
The day Trump gets his ass kicked out
Wake us up when October ends
Walking like he has bad gout
His hate rallies never stop
Wake us up when October ends
Here come the tweets again
Coming out his ass
As thousands die today
From his incompetence
As he degrades the press
Unable to form a sentence
Wake us up when October ends
The day can’t come soon enough
The day Trump gets his ass kicked out
Wake us up when October ends
Debates the truth again
Up is down and blue is red
Wake us up when October ends
Here come the tweets again
Coming out his ass
As thousands die today
From his incompetence
As he degrades the press
Unable to form a sentence
Wake us up when October ends
The day can’t come soon enough
The day Trump gets his ass kicked out
Wake us up when October ends
Walking like he has bad gout
His hate rallies will now stop
Wake us up when October ends
Wake us up when October ends
Wake us up when October ends
“(No) Winning”
The day has finally come
The sun is shining high and bright
Ready to wait several hours in line
I’m about to cast my vote
My head high and proud
You are so going down
In the USA
We will no longer be ashamed
NBC calls it
Donald Trump got the shit kicked out of him
Tears stroll down his cheeks
As he asks Putin how they can still cheat
He then whines and tweets
Says prepare for his victory speech
He goes to the mic
Says he pulled off the biggest comeback
Even though he lost
He thinks the scoring is like golf
Who’s gonna tell him?
You can’t kick the ball till it goes in
The United States of America wins
As you become someone’s bitch in prison
Russia cried today
A clothed Putin is riding horseback
His shirt staying on
As he thinks about dumping Don
Democracy wins
Democracy wins
Everyone wins if democracy wins
Democracy wins
Democracy wins
Everyone wins if democracy wins
Suppression laws blew up in their face
Gerrymandering got you nowhere
You’re not going to silence our voice
You can fuck right off for all that we care
Tell a child not to reach into the jar
He’ll look at you, smirk, and head toward it right away
Strip the rights of which our soldiers died for
We’ll stand together and piss on your leg
We drank tons of water today
Drank 13 jugs of water today
We haven’t peed at all today
Your legs will get soaked today
About to spray
Make our mark today
Doesn’t matter what you do
What you do, say, or think
If you try to deny our rights
Burn our Constitution
We’ll make your tiny balls shrink
He awoke, then tuned in to Fox and Friends
Hoping Kilmeade and Douche give him positive spin
Searching for a sign
Just give him a line
A single word shall suffice
Just “win” will do
He thinks it’s coming
It’s going to happen
Fullest context is of no relevance
What happened?
Nobody liked you, everyone blocked you
What happened?
The mob has attacked you for being Trump
What happened?
Everyone blocked you, nobody liked you
What happened?
The mob has attacked you for being Trump
That’s what fucking happened
Woo! Yeah!
You lost out on the West Coast
You lost on the East Coast too
You lost over on the islands
And made the desert blue
You lost with the young voters
You lost with boomers as well
You lost with family members
And porn stars you have blackmailed
You lost with the scientists
You lost with all the doctors
Muslims want to ban your ass
Hispanics want to build a wall
We don’t want an arrogant covidiot
So we want you out
Get the hell out
Get the hell out
He’s about to fly far from here
It is January 20th of next year
With some TP stuck to his shoes
He’s trembling in fear
He’s facing lawsuits every which way
From laundering to an Al Capone wannabe
From Tijuana to Augusta, Maine
He wants outta here
As he leaves his jet-plane
Balance finally feels restored
America may possibly be somewhat sane again
After led by a yuge Cheeto
We have hit hell bottom
But can rise up and
Hope
We now have hope again
Hope
We now have hope again
The bullying will now stop
He finally got his due
He was quite weak after all
We melted this snowflake with our will and
Hope
We now have hope again
Hope
We now have hope again
Hope
We now have hope again
Hope
We now have hope again
Hope
We now have hope again
Hope
We now have hope again
Hope
We now have hope again
Hope
We now have hope again
Nobody liked you
Everyone blocked you
The mob has attacked you for being Trump
“What’s His Face?”
I hadn’t heard of you since your defeat
Then you up and decided to rage-tweet
I can’t believe it was nearly four years ago
You got your ass handed to you by Sleepy Joe
Gone are your clip-on tie, cheap ass wig, and endless hate
When asked about you, I say, “What’s his face?”
You disappeared like coronavirus
This vaccine takes 80 years to function
I can’t believe it was nearly four years ago
You got your ass handed to you by Sleepy Joe
Gone are your clip-on tie, cheap ass wig, and endless hate
When asked about you, I say, “What’s his face?”
Remember, November
KKK flags were at half mast
Remember, November
KKK flags were at half mast
You’re like a ghost in time
White, absent
Invisible
Out of our life
You’re like a ghost in time
White, absent
Invisible
Out of all our lives
Out, out, out, out
You brought forth the darkness
Hoped to never see the sun rise
That we’d sleep forever
We woke to kick out the traitor
Episode 50: "Arrogant Covidiot": An Anti-Trump Rock Opera Parody
Premiere Date: 5/29/20
Length: 56:10 (3,530 words)
Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/arrogant-covidiot-an-anti-trump-rock-opera-parody/
Transcript:
“Arrogant Covidiot”
Donald Trump is an arrogant covidiot
He wants a nation run by social media
And did you hear the one about listeria?
Trump tweeted it’s a cure for corona
Welcome to an idiot invasion
All across this brainwashed nation
Where everything is completely upside down
Reality TV is where it starts
His best words are where it falls apart
Just ask covfefe, bigly
Well, maybe he’s a fraudster, America
Owing millions of dollars to Russia
He is getting blackmailed in the process
Selling out the ideals of America
Welcome to an idiot invasion
All across this brainwashed nation
Where everything is completely upside down
Reality TV is where it starts
His best words are where it falls apart
Just ask covfefe, bigly
Donald Trump is an arrogant covidiot
All he does is social media
He says to drink some listeria
A spoonful will get rid of corona
Welcome to an idiot invasion
All across this brainwashed nation
Where everything is completely upside down
Reality TV is where it starts
His best words are where it falls apart
Just ask covfefe, bigly
“Judas of Nambia”
He’s the son of the mafia
The Judas of Nambia
From the vile ghost of Fred above
Shouting at his son with love
“You’re such a fucking idiot”
“What the hell was with Trump steaks and vodka?”
“You’re the dumbest mobster”
“Are you trying to go to prison?”
And everything’s wrong with him
Just ask Vladimir or Kim
A crime for a compliment
So easy to blackmail him
Getting his daily Twitter fix
Obstructing justice due to it
Crimes abound both here and there
While citizens work all day
To screw things up and fall behind
To Vice President Biden
A perfect call
To the head of Ukraine
A quid pro quo is the game
And everything’s wrong with him
Just ask Vladimir or Kim
A crime for a compliment
So easy to blackmail him
At the center of his throne
In his bathroom stall
He thinks of ways he can betray us all
In any which way he can
He says “America First”
But that’s not true
He cares for himself
And of no one else
He really is a slime
Conscience of the Don
Invisible to eagles and pilots too
No trace of it anywhere
Conscience of the mob
Stinky shit covered with stinkier shit
No one ever wants to smell
He is committing crimes
In the broad daylight
Like Andre the Giant cutting right in line
Even bank robbers object
GOPers said nil
Only confirming they
Don’t give a shit about
You, you, you, you, or you
And only about themselves
Conscience of the Don
Invisible to eagles and pilots too
No trace of it anywhere
Conscience of the mob
Stinky shit covered with stinkier shit
No one ever wants to smell
He can’t win if we vote
He can’t win if we vote
He can’t win if we all vote
He can’t win if we vote
He can’t win if we vote
He can’t win if we all vote
He can’t win if we vote
He can’t win if we vote
He can’t win if we all vote
He can’t win if we vote
He can’t win if we vote
He can’t win if we all vote
He can’t win
Donald Trump is so full of shit
Every time he moves his lips
Pulling numbers from his ass
Citing “this one guy” as his source
Retweeting Liar45
Saying Pavarotti is still alive
He is the traitor of America
He is the Judas of Nambia
We stand to redeem
So we can be free again
We stand to redeem
And we must redeem
And he can’t win!
He can’t win!
He can’t win!
He can’t win!
He can’t win!
Undecideds, are you listening?
Do you really think this man is worth electing?
Are you better off than 4 years ago?
Unless gold comes from your ass, your answer should be no
Voting machines, can you please not suck?
Even atheists ask God for this much
Suppression laws will try to keep you out
Show them your marijuana card and flip them off
To lie and not to lead
Is to place us in jeopardy
To turn the US in
To idiocracy
Believing his lies
Even about Kim Jong’s tight-ass thighs
1 + 1 + 1 is 4
The virgin is a whore
Pollution doesn’t exist
Baby hamsters always roar
Believing his lies
Even about Kim Jong’s tight-ass thighs
Denial, deflection
Continual distraction
Repetition
The circus ends now, the clown’s show is over
Bankruptcy for a seventh time
The make-up’s worn, pants are small, nose should be longer
Kids clapped, are now frightened
He’s going…
He’s going…
He’s going…
Ah, he’s going down…
“Impeachment Day”
Vote, aye!
Hear the sound of the Pelosi clang
Coming down like Trump’s approval ratings (Aye!)
The pain
Trump tweeted like he died that day
See Collins’ head about to blow up
His face so red it looks like Rudolph (Aye!)
His dear Cheeto leader was finally caught
Trump finally gets taken to task for his crimes
Schiff kicked outta him by Adam all the time
It’s Impeachment Day
See the flag waving proud and high
Outta reach of Trump’s tiny hands (Aye!)
He’ll have to grope his lapel pin instead
Can we get another election?
Without some dumb, 3rd-rate Apprentice schmuck (Aye!)
So this country – the United States – can win
Trump finally gets taken to task for his crimes
Schiff kicked outta him by Adam all the time
It’s Impeachment Day
(Aye!)
(Vote, Aye!)
“The representatives of the Constitution have the floor”
Impeached is the President Asshole
You’re just the 3rd in history
Along with Nixon and Johnson
You’re the fugliest of the three
Sniff, sniff goes the Tweeter-in-Chief
Like the biggest snowflake ever
Not your sinuses
It’s not ‘cause of your Adderall
Just ‘cause (aye, aye, aye!), just ‘cause, because you’re a man-baby!
Trump finally gets taken to task for his crimes
Schiff kicked outta him by Adam all the time
Trump finally gets taken to task for his crimes
Schiff kicked outta him by Adam all the time
Vote aye on Impeachment Day!
“Boulevard of Mangled Schemes”
He has a crooked mind
What’s left of it – likely thimble in size
His mouth opens wide
Whatever he spits out will be a crime
It’s clear for all to see
It’s the boulevard of mangled schemes
Felonies by tweet
Bribing President Zelensky is a crime
It is a crime
It is a crime
It is a crime
It is a
His phone call was as perfect as a Bay romance
His missing taxes show he’s owned by Russians
Void of his two rubles, as he lies, lies, lies
He is committing crimes
Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uuuh-huh
Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh
He’s lying under oath
Thinks perjury is a Chinese hoax
Blames Obama’s vote
Projection of him committing crimes
Grabbing women’s crotch
As a half-man aptly named Bush laughs
Caught on camera
Rightly impeached and is still committing crimes
It is a crime
It is a crime
It is a crime
It is a
His phone call was as perfect as a Bay romance
His missing taxes show he’s owned by Russians
Void of his two rubles, as he lies, lies, lies
He is committing crimes
Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uuuh-huh
Uh-huh, uh-huh
It is a crime
It is a
It’s clear for all to see
It’s the boulevard of mangled schemes
Felonies by tweet
Bribing President Zelensky is a crime
His phone call was as perfect as a Bay romance
His missing taxes show he’s owned by Russians
Void of his two rubles, as he lies, lies, lies
He is committing crimes
“They Are the Hating”
Scary chants, scary signs proudly raised on the streets
Misspellings, racism seem ubiquitous
They are, they are, they are, they are the hating dotards
Despising anyone who thinks differently
Anyone who looks differently
Fox streaming
They are, they are, they are, they are the hating
Trump streaming
They are, they are, they are, they are the hating
“Women should eat, sleep, and live in the kitchen all the time”
“God loves everyone but the virgin gays”
They are, they are, they are, they are the hating dotards
“Native blacks should go back to where they’re from”
Say the sheep of the Judas of Nambia
Fox streaming
They are, they are, they are, they are the hating
Trump streaming
They are, they are, they are, they are the hating dotards
They are, they are, they are, they are the hating
His tweeting
They are, they are, they are, they are the hating dotards
They are, they are, they are, they are the hating dotards
“Taint Donny”
Taint Donny’s about to hit all of the airwaves
After taking almost an hour to walk on stage
Takes a moment to rest
He’s looking out of breath
About to mumble bullshit in 4, 3 (4, 3, 2, 1)
He is Taint Donny and he doesn’t know wrong from right
He tells a hundred thousand lies each and every night
He spreads his bunk like a hooker does gonorrhea
Infecting millions – infertile to new ideas
He is the face of evil and vile
With a mouth of a kindergartner bully child
Ad hominems and hyperboles come flying out
Milking that deformed straw man for all it’s fucking worth
Pulling numbers directly from his bigly ass
Thinking red herrings are quite the massive catch
He is the face of evil and vile
With a mouth of a kindergartner bully child
Know what I think of you?
Let me tell you what I think of you
Taint Donny
His name is Taint Donny, he’s a son of a bitch
You can’t trust any word that he says (Taint Donny)
Doctors diagnose him as a malignant narcissist
He only cares about himself (Taint Donny)
He really loves it when he gets a standing-O
So rise, clap your hands, and shout until your teeth fall out (Taint Donny)
He doesn’t give any shits about you
He just wants to be praised and worshipped like a God (Taint Donny)
It’s frightening and sad to see
He’s Taint Donny
Now that’s his name. Let’s all vote him out.
“Give His Ego Pain”
Born with a golden spoon in his mouth
His milk bottles filled with champagne
Given stickers when he said north is south
It’s about time someone showed him up
LMAO at his tweeting
Crack some jokes about his eating
Photoshop his face on Jabba
Have women ask about his past
Get under his bigly thin skin
Let’s give his ego pain
Out of pocket and into hand
Paid millions for tying his shoes
Given every single thing by his rich dad
Even the dead rat on his head
For good or bad
LMAO at his tweeting
Crack some jokes about his eating
Photoshop his face on Jabba
Have women ask about his past
Get under his bigly thin skin
Let’s give his ego pain
Oh, ego pain
LMAO at his tweeting
Crack some jokes about his eating
Photoshop his face on Jabba
Have women ask about his past
Get under the snowflake’s thin skin
Let’s give his ego pain
“Here’s the Bombshell”
Here’s the bombshell
Here’s the game
He grabbed some pussy
It is on the tape
Here’s the bombshell
Here’s the big leak
He sold out the nation
For a piece of cheese
From abused powers to golden showers
He’s the traitor that
Went and betrayed us all
He’s the shit stain
On our country
The stench needs to be wiped off
Permanently
What’s he tweeting?
Is he obstructing?
Threatening potential witnesses?
Well, of course he is
He’s in trouble
Like a couple
Of drunken elders
In a cornfield
Maze that was never there
He tweets a bunch of nonsense
Deflects blame to you and me
He repeats hyperbolics
Not knowing what that means
Then becomes a viral meme
He tweets a bunch of nonsense
Deflects blame to you and me
He repeats hyperbolics
Not knowing what that means
Then becomes a viral meme
Here’s the bombshell
Here’s the game
He grabbed some pussy
It is on the tape
Here’s the bombshell
Here’s the big leak
He sold out the nation
For a piece of cheese
Here’s the bombshell
Here’s the game
He grabbed some pussy
It is on the tape
Here’s the bombshell
Here’s the big leak
He sold out the nation
For a piece of cheese
Here’s the bombshell, here’s the bombshell, here’s the bombshell
And it is on the tape
Here’s the bombshell, here’s the bombshell, here’s the bombshell
And it is on the tape
“Diversionary World”
It’s a diversionary world
Look over there – a squirrel
The shiny object of today
Exposed of yet another crime
What can he do this time?
So the press will look his way?
He broke the law again
Rigging his own election
He asks for Russia’s hacking
Gets on his knees for Putin
He fires one of the very best
Better than all of the rest
One who had no experience
He says POWs aren’t heroes
It’s because they were captured
Never did deal with bone spurs
He broke the law again
Rigging his own election
He asks for Russia’s hacking
Gets on his knees for Putin
He broke the law again
Rigging his own election
He asks for Russia’s hacking
He wants a killer’s backing
He talks like he’s attacking
Gets on his knees for Putin
It’s a diversionary world
A diversionary world
A diversionary world
A diversionary world
“Twittermob”
Nobody liked you
Everyone blocked you
The mob has attacked you for bashing Trump
Here come all the bots and trolls
Punctuation errors all the time
Misspelling “the” and “stupid”
Having the grammar of tulips
Never spoken English in their lives
Here come the same old insults
You’re a socialist communist Marxist
They don’t know what those words mean
They think they’re all shades of green
When you prove them wrong, they call you racist
I just called Trump a bigly sack of shit
The Russian mob is now reporting it
I used an asterisk, not an “i”
The judge says I won’t do any time
They won’t stop until Moscow sleeps
They won’t stop until Putin says
Why is the sun up?
Where did the night go?
I swear it’s past time to go to bed
Even trolls need some beauty rest
Fact-checkers and common sense will never scare them off
English teachers’ red marks will make them laugh
Best to move on
They’re not the Judases of Nambia
They defend Taint Donny in spite of
His care and concern for just himself
To rock the boat that is America
They won’t stop until Moscow sleeps
They won’t stop until Putin says
Why is the sun up?
Where did the night go?
I swear it’s past time to go to bed
I say they can’t shake this place
Unless we allow them
They can be persistent as hell
But can never be Warren
“Wake Us Up When October Ends”
The day can’t come soon enough
The day Trump gets his ass kicked out
Wake us up when October ends
Walking like he has bad gout
His hate rallies never stop
Wake us up when October ends
Here come the tweets again
Coming out his ass
As thousands die today
From his incompetence
As he degrades the press
Unable to form a sentence
Wake us up when October ends
The day can’t come soon enough
The day Trump gets his ass kicked out
Wake us up when October ends
Debates the truth again
Up is down and blue is red
Wake us up when October ends
Here come the tweets again
Coming out his ass
As thousands die today
From his incompetence
As he degrades the press
Unable to form a sentence
Wake us up when October ends
The day can’t come soon enough
The day Trump gets his ass kicked out
Wake us up when October ends
Walking like he has bad gout
His hate rallies will now stop
Wake us up when October ends
Wake us up when October ends
Wake us up when October ends
“(No) Winning”
The day has finally come
The sun is shining high and bright
Ready to wait several hours in line
I’m about to cast my vote
My head high and proud
You are so going down
In the USA
We will no longer be ashamed
NBC calls it
Donald Trump got the shit kicked out of him
Tears stroll down his cheeks
As he asks Putin how they can still cheat
He then whines and tweets
Says prepare for his victory speech
He goes to the mic
Says he pulled off the biggest comeback
Even though he lost
He thinks the scoring is like golf
Who’s gonna tell him?
You can’t kick the ball till it goes in
The United States of America wins
As you become someone’s bitch in prison
Russia cried today
A clothed Putin is riding horseback
His shirt staying on
As he thinks about dumping Don
Democracy wins
Democracy wins
Everyone wins if democracy wins
Democracy wins
Democracy wins
Everyone wins if democracy wins
Suppression laws blew up in their face
Gerrymandering got you nowhere
You’re not going to silence our voice
You can fuck right off for all that we care
Tell a child not to reach into the jar
He’ll look at you, smirk, and head toward it right away
Strip the rights of which our soldiers died for
We’ll stand together and piss on your leg
We drank tons of water today
Drank 13 jugs of water today
We haven’t peed at all today
Your legs will get soaked today
About to spray
Make our mark today
Doesn’t matter what you do
What you do, say, or think
If you try to deny our rights
Burn our Constitution
We’ll make your tiny balls shrink
He awoke, then tuned in to Fox and Friends
Hoping Kilmeade and Douche give him positive spin
Searching for a sign
Just give him a line
A single word shall suffice
Just “win” will do
He thinks it’s coming
It’s going to happen
Fullest context is of no relevance
What happened?
Nobody liked you, everyone blocked you
What happened?
The mob has attacked you for being Trump
What happened?
Everyone blocked you, nobody liked you
What happened?
The mob has attacked you for being Trump
That’s what fucking happened
Woo! Yeah!
You lost out on the West Coast
You lost on the East Coast too
You lost over on the islands
And made the desert blue
You lost with the young voters
You lost with boomers as well
You lost with family members
And porn stars you have blackmailed
You lost with the scientists
You lost with all the doctors
Muslims want to ban your ass
Hispanics want to build a wall
We don’t want an arrogant covidiot
So we want you out
Get the hell out
Get the hell out
He’s about to fly far from here
It is January 20th of next year
With some TP stuck to his shoes
He’s trembling in fear
He’s facing lawsuits every which way
From laundering to an Al Capone wannabe
From Tijuana to Augusta, Maine
He wants outta here
As he leaves his jet-plane
Balance finally feels restored
America may possibly be somewhat sane again
After led by a yuge Cheeto
We have hit hell bottom
But can rise up and
Hope
We now have hope again
Hope
We now have hope again
The bullying will now stop
He finally got his due
He was quite weak after all
We melted this snowflake with our will and
Hope
We now have hope again
Hope
We now have hope again
Hope
We now have hope again
Hope
We now have hope again
Hope
We now have hope again
Hope
We now have hope again
Hope
We now have hope again
Hope
We now have hope again
Nobody liked you
Everyone blocked you
The mob has attacked you for being Trump
“What’s His Face?”
I hadn’t heard of you since your defeat
Then you up and decided to rage-tweet
I can’t believe it was nearly four years ago
You got your ass handed to you by Sleepy Joe
Gone are your clip-on tie, cheap ass wig, and endless hate
When asked about you, I say, “What’s his face?”
You disappeared like coronavirus
This vaccine takes 80 years to function
I can’t believe it was nearly four years ago
You got your ass handed to you by Sleepy Joe
Gone are your clip-on tie, cheap ass wig, and endless hate
When asked about you, I say, “What’s his face?”
Remember, November
KKK flags were at half mast
Remember, November
KKK flags were at half mast
You’re like a ghost in time
White, absent
Invisible
Out of our life
You’re like a ghost in time
White, absent
Invisible
Out of all our lives
Out, out, out, out
You brought forth the darkness
Hoped to never see the sun rise
That we’d sleep forever
We woke to kick out the traitor
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