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Podcast: "I Feel Snitty," Episode 52: "'Judas of Nambia' ('Arrogant Covidiot' Track 2)," is now available!

The latest episode of my podcast, entitled, "'Judas of Nambia' ('Arrogant Covidiot' Track 2)," is now available!

Here's a description of it:

“Judas of Nambia”

He’s the son of the mafia

The Judas of Nambia

From the vile ghost of Fred above

Shouting at his son with love

“You’re such a f*cking idiot”

“What the hell was with Trump steaks and vodka?”

“You’re the dumbest mobster”

“Are you trying to go to prison?”



And everything’s wrong with him

Just ask Vladimir or Kim

A crime for a compliment

So easy to blackmail him



Getting his daily Twitter fix

Obstructing justice due to it

Crimes abound both here and there

While citizens work all day

To screw things up and fall behind

To Vice President Biden

A perfect call

To the head of Ukraine

A quid pro quo is the game



And everything’s wrong with him

Just ask Vladimir or Kim

A crime for a compliment

So easy to blackmail him



At the center of his throne

In his bathroom stall

He thinks of ways he can betray us all

In any which way he can

He says “America First”

But that’s not true

He cares for himself

And of no one else

He really is a slime



Conscience of the Don

Invisible to eagles and pilots too

No trace of it anywhere

Conscience of the mob

Stinky sh*t covered with stinkier sh*t

No one ever wants to smell



He is committing crimes

In the broad daylight

Like Andre the Giant cutting right in line

Even bank robbers object

GOPers said nil

Only confirming they

Don’t give a sh*t about

You, you, you, you, or you

And only about themselves



Conscience of the Don

Invisible to eagles and pilots too

No trace of it anywhere

Conscience of the mob

Stinky sh*t covered with stinkier sh*t

No one ever wants to smell



He can’t win if we vote

He can’t win if we vote

He can’t win if we all vote



He can’t win if we vote

He can’t win if we vote

He can’t win if we all vote



He can’t win if we vote

He can’t win if we vote

He can’t win if we all vote



He can’t win if we vote

He can’t win if we vote

He can’t win if we all vote



He can’t win



Donald Trump is so full of sh*t

Every time he moves his lips

Pulling numbers from his a$$

Citing “this one guy” as his source

Retweeting Liar45

Saying Pavarotti is still alive

He is the traitor of America

He is the Judas of Nambia



We stand to redeem

So we can be free again

We stand to redeem

And we must redeem



And he can’t win!

He can’t win!

He can’t win!

He can’t win!

He can’t win!



Undecideds, are you listening?

Do you really think this man is worth electing?

Are you better off than 4 years ago?

Unless gold comes from your a$$, your answer should be no



Voting machines, can you please not suck?

Even atheists ask God for this much

Suppression laws will try to keep you out

Show them your marijuana card and flip them off



To lie and not to lead

Is to place us in jeopardy

To turn the US in

To idiocracy



Believing his lies

Even about Kim Jong’s tight-a$$ thighs



1 + 1 + 1 is 4

The virgin is a whore

Pollution doesn’t exist

Baby hamsters always roar



Believing his lies

Even about Kim Jong’s tight-a$$ thighs

Denial, deflection

Continual distraction

Repetition



The circus ends now, the clown’s show is over

Bankruptcy for a seventh time

The make-up’s worn, pants are small, nose should be longer

Kids clapped, are now frightened



He’s going…

He’s going…

He’s going…

Ah, he’s going down…

The entire episode can be heard here: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/judas-of-nambia-arrogant-covidiot-track-2/

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