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Podcast: "I Feel Snitty," Episode 53: "'Impeachment Day' ('Arrogant Covidiot' Track 3)," is now available!

Episode 53 of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "'Impeachment Day' ('Arrogant Covidiot' Track 3)," is now available!

Here's a description of it:

“Impeachment Day”

Vote, aye!



Hear the sound of the Pelosi clang

Coming down like Trump’s approval ratings (Aye!)

The pain

Trump tweeted like he died that day



See Collins’ head about to blow up

His face so red it looks like Rudolph (Aye!)

His dear Cheeto leader was finally caught



Trump finally gets taken to task for his crimes

Schiff kicked outta him by Adam all the time

It’s Impeachment Day



See the flag waving proud and high

Outta reach of Trump’s tiny hands (Aye!)

He’ll have to grope his lapel pin instead



Can we get another election?

Without some dumb, 3rd-rate Apprentice schmuck (Aye!)

So this country – the United States – can win



Trump finally gets taken to task for his crimes

Schiff kicked outta him by Adam all the time

It’s Impeachment Day



(Aye!)

(Vote, Aye!)



“The representatives of the Constitution have the floor”



Impeached is the President A$$hole

You’re just the 3rd in history

Along with Nixon and Johnson

You’re the fugliest of the three

Sniff, sniff goes the Tweeter-in-Chief

Like the biggest snowflake ever

Not your sinuses

It’s not ‘cause of your Adderall

Just ‘cause (aye, aye, aye!), just ‘cause, because you’re a man-baby!



Trump finally gets taken to task for his crimes

Schiff kicked outta him by Adam all the time

Trump finally gets taken to task for his crimes

Schiff kicked outta him by Adam all the time



Vote aye on Impeachment Day!

The episode can be heard in its entirety at this link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/impeachment-day-arrogant-covidiot-track-3/

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