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#AddTrumpRuinAnXmasSong

I had some fun with the trending hashtag #AddTrumpRuinAnXmasSong
on Twitter over the holidays. Here are my posts, ordered from the most popular to the least popular (all my tweets can be seen here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):

1) 12 dummies dumbing,
11 liars lying,
10 tweets-a-coming,
9 ladies accusing,
8 ties a-taping,
7 dentures a-flying,
6 slurs a-shpeaking,
5 golden seats,
4 angry birds,
3 french fries,
2 turtle sundaes,
And a dead squirrel as a hair piece
#AddTrumpRuinAnXmasSong
856 Likes, 405 Retweets

2) O come, make us adore him,
O come, make us adore him,
O come, make us adore him,
Drumpf the king
#AddTrumpRuinAnXmasSong
77 Likes, 16 Retweets

3) Taxes roasting on an open fire, Mueller nipping at your nose
#AddTrumpRuinAnXmasSong
57 Likes, 12 Retweets

4) He's dreaming of a white Christmas, with every brown person he deports
#AddTrumpRuinAnXmasSong
51 Likes, 15 Retweets

5) Feliz Naviwhat?
Speak English or get out,
Building a big beautiful wall,
Feliz Navisomething
#AddTrumpRuinAnXmasSong
44 likes, 12 Retweets

6) It's beginning to look a lot like apocalypse,
Everywhere you go
#AddTrumpRuinAnXmasSong
32 Likes, 4 Retweets

7) Jerk-off the orange-faced loser had a very blinding face
#AddTrumpRuinAnXmasSong
25 Likes, 3 Retweets

8) What fun it is to sign the slaying bill tonight
#AddTrumpRuinAnXmasSong
23 Likes, 4 Retweets

9) Grandma got shot by a reindeer,
Walking home from our house in a gun-free zone,
You can say guns kill people,
But blind Oompa Loompas refuse to believe
#AddTrumpRuinAnXmasSong
21 Likes, 4 Retweets

10) Oh, the winter weather is cold,
Oh, so very very cold,
Global warming is a Chinese hoax,
Look at the snow! Look at the snow! Look at the snow!
#AddTrumpRuinAnXmasSong
15 Likes, 4 Retweets

11) Satan's claws are coming to town
#AddTrumpRuinAnXmasSong
13 Likes, 1 Retweet

11) Crusty the doughman, was mad/fat as he could be
#AddTrumpRuinAnXmasSong
13 Likes, 1 Retweet

13) Deck the halls with pics of Ivanka, blah blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah
#AddTrumpRuinAnXmasSong
11 Likes, 0 Retweets

14) Have yourself a bigly little Christmas,
Let your charges be light,
From now on your tweets will be out of sight
#AddTrumpRuinAnXmasSong
7 Likes, 0 Retweets

Totals: 1,245 Likes, 481 Retweets (Averages of 88.9 Likes, 34.4 Retweets)
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