#AddTrumpRuinAnXmasSong

I had some fun with the trending hashtag #AddTrumpRuinAnXmasSong

on Twitter over the holidays. Here are my posts, ordered from the most popular to the least popular (all my tweets can be seen here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):

1) 12 dummies dumbing,
11 liars lying,
10 tweets-a-coming,
9 ladies accusing,
8 ties a-taping,
7 dentures a-flying,
6 slurs a-shpeaking,
5 golden seats,
4 angry birds,
3 french fries,
2 turtle sundaes,
And a dead squirrel as a hair piece
#AddTrumpRuinAnXmasSong
856 Likes, 405 Retweets

2) O come, make us adore him,
O come, make us adore him,
O come, make us adore him,
Drumpf the king
#AddTrumpRuinAnXmasSong
77 Likes, 16 Retweets

3) Taxes roasting on an open fire, Mueller nipping at your nose
#AddTrumpRuinAnXmasSong
57 Likes, 12 Retweets

4) He's dreaming of a white Christmas, with every brown person he deports
#AddTrumpRuinAnXmasSong
51 Likes, 15 Retweets

5) Feliz Naviwhat?
Speak English or get out,
Building a big beautiful wall,
Feliz Navisomething
#AddTrumpRuinAnXmasSong
44 likes, 12 Retweets

6) It's beginning to look a lot like apocalypse,
Everywhere you go
#AddTrumpRuinAnXmasSong
32 Likes, 4 Retweets

7) Jerk-off the orange-faced loser had a very blinding face
#AddTrumpRuinAnXmasSong
25 Likes, 3 Retweets

8) What fun it is to sign the slaying bill tonight
#AddTrumpRuinAnXmasSong
23 Likes, 4 Retweets

9) Grandma got shot by a reindeer,
Walking home from our house in a gun-free zone,
You can say guns kill people,
But blind Oompa Loompas refuse to believe
#AddTrumpRuinAnXmasSong
21 Likes, 4 Retweets

10) Oh, the winter weather is cold,
Oh, so very very cold,
Global warming is a Chinese hoax,
Look at the snow! Look at the snow! Look at the snow!
#AddTrumpRuinAnXmasSong
15 Likes, 4 Retweets

11) Satan's claws are coming to town
#AddTrumpRuinAnXmasSong
13 Likes, 1 Retweet

11) Crusty the doughman, was mad/fat as he could be
#AddTrumpRuinAnXmasSong
13 Likes, 1 Retweet

13) Deck the halls with pics of Ivanka, blah blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah
#AddTrumpRuinAnXmasSong
11 Likes, 0 Retweets

14) Have yourself a bigly little Christmas,
Let your charges be light,
From now on your tweets will be out of sight
#AddTrumpRuinAnXmasSong
7 Likes, 0 Retweets

Totals: 1,245 Likes, 481 Retweets (Averages of 88.9 Likes, 34.4 Retweets)

Boycotting jukeboxes because of TouchTunes

I love music and enjoy hitting the bar(s) over the weekend, so naturally, when the mood strikes me, I've never been coy about playing some songs on the jukebox. This past Thursday, a friend of mine turned 50, so several friends of her's, including myself, all met up to celebrate the occasion. At around 9:30, a friend of mine and I both chipped in $5 to play some songs on the jukebox. Four hours and 231 skips later, we gave up on hearing the songs we had selected, and went home knowing we had just wasted $5. This wasn't the first time such a thing had happened to me (and many others), and due to that, I'll be boycotting jukeboxes. Why? The scam known as TouchTunes. You see, here's how the plot typically breaks down. A person (or group of people) downloads the TouchTunes app on his/her phone, consumes one too many adult beverages, and due to this, has less care for spending extra money to hear the songs of their choosing right NOW. That's the thing with TouchTun...

Mentioned on Crooks and Liars and Hinterland Gazette!

Due to some tweets of mine, I got mentioned on the following two sites (all my tweets can be viewed here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki ): https://crooksandliars.com/2019/04/trump-gives-stupid-advice-george https://hinterlandgazette.com/2019/03/istandwithschiff-is-trending-after-donald-trump-led-gop-attack-on-adam-schiff-backfires-spectacularly.html

Face guarding is legal in college football and the NFL

I just wanted to remind fans and announcers especially, that face guarding is legal in both college football and the NFL. It all comes down to contact. So long as a defender doesn't make contact with an intended receiver, he doesn't have to turn around to play the ball. I can't tell you how many times every week I hear announcers talk about face guarding being a penalty. It's not. I even heard one announcer yesterday state, "If the defender doesn't turn around and play the ball, the ref will call pass interference every time." That's simply not true. Courtesy of referee Bill LeMonnier, he says this with regard to the rule at the college level (answered on 8/12/13): "NCAA rules on pass interference require the face guarding to have contact to be a foul. No contact, no foul by NCAA rules." In the NFL rule book, this is written: "Actions that constitute defensive pass interference include but are not limited to: (a) Contact by a ...

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